The Dalessandro's of Philly sports podcasts.
Folks, we're back and just in time, because it appears the pussy city of Green Bay, WI is trying once again to get the Tush Push banned... sounds like a skill issue to us. John, Joe, and JT are back to run through some Phils wins (best record in the NL), the NBA Draft Lottery (rigged), and the Stanley Cup Playoffs (USA owns hockey). Eagles won the Super Bowl and will raise the banner Week 1 against the Cowboys – poverty. Follow us on Twitter
We break down the choosing of the next Holy Father, and ask what it'll take to bring a championship back to Vatican City. The Phils are rolling (extend Kyle Schwarber now), and the NBA & NHL playoffs are off to a wild start.Follow us on Twitter
Joe and JT recount their day at the ballpark, John joins from LA to discuss potential Eagles draft picks, and we say goodbye to the terrible Sixers and Flyers seasons that have mercifully ended. But we make our NBA playoff predictions.Follow us on Twitter
Your favorite jabroni podcast is back, and so are your Philadelphia Phillies. John, JT, and Joe are here to rundown Opening Day in the MLB and talk about some Schwarbombs and Bruce dingers against the poverty Washington Nationals. What are our expectations for the ole ball club this season? March Madness is underway, and we check in on various brackets and happenings. Did you know the Sixers are still playing basketball games? We didn't. The Flyers fired Torts, RIP. Tune in folks.Follow us on Twitter
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Super Bowl LIX. The Birds vs the Evil Empire Pt. 2. We're been here. We're locked in. It's time to win this thing. GO BIRDS.Follow us on Twitter
THE EAGLES ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!! For the second time in three seasons, our beloved birds are returning to the Big Game in the Big Easy. Joe and JT recap their experience at the Linc during the beatdown of the Washington Football Team (is 55 a lot?), and we discuss what got us here and how we feel about the rematch against the Evil Empire... aka the Kansas City Chiefs. Our official Super Bowl preview pod will be coming next week, but in the meantime tune in for a victory lap over our NFC foes.Follow us on Twitter
The Eagles won a classic in the snow against the Rams, and are onto hosting the NFC Championship Game thanks to the Commies' heroics. This is playoff football Josh Harris, welcome to hell. We break down everything NFL playoffs and give some flowers to the Temple men's basketball team.Follow us on Twitter
The Eagles defeated the Packers in the NFC Wild Card and are set to face the Rams in the Divisional game. Will this be an encore for Saquon like it was at JoeFi Stadium? Is it time to shut up about the state of the passing game, or are we concerned? AJ Brown introduced the nation to some Inner Excellence, and loser idiot hacks in the national media are predictably freaking out. It's the playoffs baby, get excited!Follow us on Twitter
Los Angeles is burning around John and JT, but this week our eyes are on the city of Philadelphia as the Eagles will host the Green Bay Packers in the wild card round of the playoffs. We discuss how we match up with the cheeseheads and look ahead to the other matchups this weekend. The real question: who are we playing in the Super Bowl?Follow us on Twitter
The Eagles starters are resting for a meaningless Week 18 game against the New York Football Giants, which means Saquon Barkley will not be breaking the single-season rushing record. But that's ok, because it's Super Bowl Szn for these birds. But first, the Vikings and Lions face off for a winner-take-all matchup to decide the NFC's 1 seed. The Sixers continue to (mostly) win despite Paul George doing dumb shit, and the College Football Playoff gave us some classic action in Round 2. Can someone please beat those Happy Valley dumbasses? This is a Temple University podcast, folks, cry about it. Also Joe pay me my money you bitch.Follow us on Twitter
Folks, we're finally paying a little attention to the Philadelphia 76ers, who defeated the Boston Celtics on Christmas Day... is this season out of the basement? We discuss the NFL's battle with the NBA on the big holiday, and take a look at the moves Dave Dombrowski made to add to the Phillies. The Eagles lost a weird game to the Commies, but we're not concerned and look ahead to the Cowboys and potential playoff scenarios. Plus: JT bets the house on an NLF parlay.Follow us on Twitter
Folks, we owe Nick Sirianni an apology. Because despite all the noise and distractions, he's led this team to a franchise-record 10 straight wins. With the Lions loss to the Bills and their defensive injuries, is the NFC's #1 seed a reality? We make our predictions for the first round of the College Football Playoff, and discuss ole Bill Belichick's move to the amateur game. Jared McCain is injured so thankfully we don't have to watch any more Sixers games this season, and Dave "Do Nothing" Dombrowski is giving us ulcers. Tune in for your favorite jabronis.Follow us on Twitter
The only good Met is a deported Met. The real question is: will Dave 'Do Nothing' Dombowski pick up other teams' scraps again, or make a real move this offseason? The Sixers are looking like a functional NBA team again, and the Flyers are cruising (not totally sucking). The Eagles defeated the lowly Panthers in a game that highly resembles the 2023 season - is a stagnant passing game acceptable with Saquon's gallop towards history? Tune in for all that and more folks.Follow us on Twitter
The Eagles made easy work of the supposed AFC powerhouse Ravens, and Saquon Barkley continues his quest for history. Will the Panthers prove to be a challenge? Lol. The Sixers are trash. The Flyers... less so. Temple football hires an Emmaus Green Hornet to lead the new regime, and JT is psyched. Plus, Joe presents his detailed NFL Interconference Rivalry Game plan.Follow us on Twitter
Saquon Barkley and the Eagles dominated the Rams, and the hosts of your favorite Philly sports podcast were in attendance at JoeFi Stadium to witness it. Joe and JT report from our day of debauchery with PVE cofounder Malc, Jason Kelce, fan favorite Rachel, and celebrate Saquon breaking the Eagles' single-game rushing record. We also mention the Sixers, who suck, and the Flyers, who suck a little less. Plus: a very special Thanksgiving tier list. And... is that the Ghost I hear?Follow us on Twitter
The Birds are in Hollywood to play the Rams, and so is our very own Joe. We're also joined by fan favorite Rachel, who's going to help us break down the win over the Commanders and look ahead to Sunday Night Football, where we'll be taking over JoeFi Stadium. The Sixers are an abomination, the Flyers are a little less so, but at least Temple University athletics is crushing. All that and more on this very special episode.Follow us on Twitter
The Temple Owls men's basketball team is undefeated - finally, a team we can believe in. Joel Embiid makes his return to the (blue) court, but the Sixers still can't win games. At least the Eagles dominated the Cowboys as predicted. We look ahead to a huge TNF matchup against the Washington Commies, and check in on those Flyers.Follow us on Twitter
Sirianni is back on his game management bullshit, but the Birds keep winning so do we really care? The Phillies need to back up the brinks truck for Juan Soto, let's make it happen Dave. Embiid is throwing his weight around (off the court) - are we already out on this loser squad? And the Temple Owls are 1-0 to start the college basketball season. Tune in, folks.Follow us on Twitter
John owes JT a lot of money... over hockey. The Eagles stomped the #5 offense in the league Bengals - are they back to contender status? The Sixers are doing Sixer things again, and who knows when Embiid finally plays. No one told the Yankees to show up for the World Series, but the Flyers are showing up. Plus we predict the election lol.Follow us on Twitter
The 2024-2025 NBA season has begun... and Joel Embiid and Paul George are injured. Hooray! At least the Eagles beat up on a donkey New York Giants squad, and Saquon Barkley got his sweet sweet revenge. 2-0 in the Bald Sirianni era: a sign of things to come? The Flyers are back to stinking up the place, and there's a World Series happening. Tune in folks.Follow us on Twitter
The Eagles beat the Browns (barely), but the real story seems to be that Nick Sirianni has gone off the deep end. Do we feel any better about this squad? Russian Gretzky aka Matvei Michkov scored not one but two goals against the Oilers, and these Flyers look ready to play. Paul George suffered a knee injury in a preseason game, let's all pretend that didn't happen. The Phils extended Topper: good?Follow us on Twitter
The Phillies join the fine Philly sports tradition of letting us down year after year... we recap an awful NLDS loss to a team from up I-95. However in better news, the Eagles have a post-bye get-right game against the anemic Cleveland Browns! Hockey begins Friday: can the Flyers do the unthinkable and not stink? At least we have the Sixers to look forward to...Follow us on Twitter
Philly vs Everybody is excited to be a part of the Heat Ratio Sports podcast network! It's officially Red October, which means we're putting our entire mental wellbeing on the backs of Bryce Harper and the Phillies. Who's the biggest threat to a return to the World Series? The Eagles are... mid. What's the realistic expectation of this season? When will Sirianni finally be fired? We lost two Philly sports legends, and Joe gives us a Hockey Minute.Follow us on Twitter
Your Philadelphia Phillies are 2024 NL East Division Champs, and we're locked in for another postseason run. The Birds are 2-1 despite Sirianni's meddling and thanks to Saquon's heroics. The Temple Owls are winning games folks, it really doesn't get any better than this. Plus: the fellas will appear on Fox 29's Phantastic Sports Show tonight with the legend Zach Berman from PHLY.
Nick Sirianni lets everyone down again by being a massive wuss. Phils are cruising toward a Division Title, and Flyers things are happening.
The birds are 1-0, and will never lose a game as long as Saquon Barkley gets the rock. Nick CASHtellanos hits the most predictable home run of all time on 9/11, and the Rays are a poverty organization. We look around the NFL after the return of football and celebrate making money on our bets. #FinanceBros
Folks, Week 1 of the NFL season is finally upon us. The Phils? Winning. FSU? Losing. Don't miss out losers.
Hey poverty dcracks / barves fans, thanks for listening. I don't know where all this "Phillies are cooked" talk is coming from, because last I checked they're... winning the world series. We're so close to the NFL season, which means it's fantasy draft szn. Back to weekly shows, you're welcome.
Wow, folks, what a two weeks of absolutely nothing newsworthy. Better dick around for an hour...
PAUL GEORGE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We talk about other shit too, but come on. Sixers are so back.
Folks we're watching the NBA draft and we don't know who any of these children are. The Phillies continue to dominate with Trea Turner back and a new contract for Christian Sanchez, and we put out the call for well-endowed ladies to show their goods for The Culture. Summertime, folks.
Joe and JT are at the reigns of this meandering but highly relevant episode, our first sub-hour pod in quite a while. Have the NHL playoffs been better than the NBA playoffs? Are Boston fans still racist? Which JT's knee surgery will be worse? Find out all that and more, folks.
Folks, we've got some baseball and playoff basketball to cover, but the real treat is an official Tier List: MLB City Connect Unis edition. Follow along with us by using this article: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39776958/tracking-mlb-city-connect-jerseys-uniforms
Ladies and gentlemen, the 2024 Eagles regular season schedule is official, and the fellas are breaking down the matchups (hint: 17-0). We also discuss the Phils who continue to be the best team in baseball, and project Nikola Jokic's impending retirement. Plus: a ballpark tier list.
Folks, a certain basketball team did pretty much exactly what we thought they'd do, but the Phils have gone ahead and won 18 of 21 so we don't really care. Howie the RizzGawd owned the NFL Draft (again), and the Flyers have some good news (finally).
The Sixers managed to get by the Heat in the play-in tournament, will they finally Finish The Story this postseason? First up is the New York Knicks. The Phils are winning games, and the NFL draft is around the corner. Don't miss out folks.
Folks we're back after a phenomenal Wrestlemania, and the Sixers are looking to finish their story behind a newly healthy Joel Embiid and Nick Nurse. The Phils are off to a lukewarm start, and the Flyers have imploded. Tune in y'all.
Wrestlemania XL is in Philly and so is John, but first we give you the official PvE preview of the big weekend. Lisan Al-Embiid returns to the Sixers: can he lead us to the promised land? Bryce is hitting dingers again, and Howie traded Reddick. Tune in folks.
Folks we're in the thick of March Madness, and the fellas break down the college hoops thus far as well as the latest scandal by a Dodgers player that's ruining baseball. Plus: the Philly Sports Moments Bracket.
FOLKS the EAGLES have CRUSHED free agency. Saquon is here. BG back. CJGJ back. And so are we babbyyyyyyyyyyyy. Plus the TEMPLE OWLS are winning games, tune in.
We're back to discuss Jason Kelce retiring, Wheeler's extension, and what the hell is happening with MLB uniforms? Plus: the return of the tier list.
Nice try 49ers, eat a dick. Buddy Hield is good. Can we Stump Jawn with some new material?
Folks, John Joe and JT are back after a week off to break down all the moves the Sixers made at the NBA trade deadline, plus a super bowl preview, discussion of the Birds' new coordinators, and some classic would you rathers.
FOLKS. Embiid had 70. Eagles press conference. Carter Hart, done? Tune in.
Well folks, it's been fun living in the fantasy land that the Eagles are actually a competent football team... let's all just enjoy the slide into poverty I suppose. We're having fun!
The birds are back to winning, JT hits the Phantastic Sports Show, and we look ahead to the return of the most hated man in Philadelphia.