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Welcome to Podcast Goals – twenty-something gals, Amy and Sophie, will be bringing you ridiculous tales and words of not so wisdom as they try to navigate millennial life. From Tinder horror stories, to autocorrect nightmares and even saucy sex tech. Follow us @podcastgoals on Instagram, Facebook an…

Podcast Goals


    • Nov 26, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 25m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    #GiftGoals - A guide to not buying shoddy Christmas presents

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2018 28:18


    Holidays are coming people and we all know there’s two types of people in the world - the ones who do their Christmas shopping in July, then smugly sip mulled wine while fellow humans panic buy on Christmas Eve, and then there’s, well, the panickers. That’s right, this episode is all about #GiftGoals. Amy and Sophie discuss the best and worst gifts they have ever received (or given), they chat about doing secret Santa with work colleagues and why it’s the least fun ever and they also share some of the lovely ways we can all spread a little cheer through charity gifting to some very cool causes. As ever, they also laugh hysterically. Listen, laugh and join the fun by sharing your #GiftGoals with @podcastgoals on social media. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #90sMusicGoals – Spice Girls fever and music that shaped a generation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 32:44


    In the month that the Spice Girls reunited [moment of appreciation] Amy and Sophie discuss the girl band that provided the soundtrack to their youth – the tunes, the ridiculous amount of merchandise, Spice World the movie, all that girl power – what a time to be alive! They also reminisce about the other 90s bands whose posters they were ripping out of Smash Hits and whose calendars they were praying were in their Christmas stocking. They also reveal the first ever cassette they bought from Woolworths (remember the fun?!). This episode will transport you back to the 90s in no time so make sure your dial up broadband connection is strong. Join in the chat by tagging @podcastgoals on social media. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #ScienceGoals ft. Florence Schechter - Saucy secrets from the past and why vaginas matter more than you think

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 41:41


    In this episode Amy and Sophie chat to comedian and scientist Florence Schechter. Florence comes loaded with all the science and history facts they never taught you in school - from the saucy and the sexy to the shocking and ridiculous - she has them all. Florence also chats about the world first vagina museum she’s in the process of creating after a trip to Iceland's famous penis museum got her thinking. She also discusses her new comedy show - Queer By Nature -which explores LGBT behaviour in animals (yep, it’s as fascinating as it sounds). This episode will shock you, educate you and have you sniggering throughout your commute! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #GolfGoals – Fake News and the industries millennials are destroying

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 16:04


    There’s some ridiculous headlines out there about millennials - the dumbest generation, the fattest generation, the laziest generation, the avocado obsessed generation - give us a break eh? So, in this episode Amy and Sophie run through some of the scathing headlines out there that are giving millennials a bad rep including one particularly ridiculous article claiming their generation is ruining the Golf industry. They also discuss some of the things that millennial attitudes are making extinct including the voicemail, bars of soap and napkins (yes, napkins). Listen now and join the chat by tagging @podcastgoals on social media. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #TVGoals - Killing Eve, The Circle and more: the top shows we're hibernating to this Autumn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 37:07


    Autumn has arrived and the change in season is making Amy and Sophie want to hibernate in front of the telly and stay there for a long time – and let’s be honest, going out is over-rated. Whether you’re obsessively binging on investigative murder documentaries (seriously though, why we all so obsessed with the crime?) or you’re more content with reruns of Friends, then fear not because this episode has got all bases covered. The Bodyguard, Bake Off, Killing Eve, we’ve already been spoilt with some total gems this year! And what about The Circle - is this series everything that’s wrong with our generation or pure genius and the future of reality TV? Listen and join the conversation by tagging @podcastgoals on social media and letting us know what your #TVGoals are. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #ComedyGoals ft. Ethan Lawrence - Comedy actor Ethan chats Bad Education and Comedy Central’s Modern Horror Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 38:56


    In this week’s episode of Podcast Goals Amy and Sophie chat to comedy actor and star of Bad Education, Ethan Lawrence. Ethan discusses his latest project – Comedy Central’s online series Modern Horror Stories - a sketch show parodying the utterly ridiculous problems of today’s world including stalking prospective Tinder dates online, being chased around the internet by targeted ads and the joys of cancelled plans. Ethan also reflects on his time on BBC Three’s Bad Education alongside Jack Whitehall, and shares his top tips for budding actors. Warning: this episode features a lot of hilarity. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #FitnessGoals ft. BitBeefy – Nike running coach and TrackMafia founder Cory shares his top fitness tips

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2018 37:43


    In this week’s episode of Podcast Goals Amy and Sophie meet the Founder of TrackMafia, lead coach of Nike+ Run Club and all round legend Cory (AKA Bit Beefy) to discuss all things #FitnessGoals. After watching a friend run the London Marathon a few years ago, Cory felt inspired and told friends that he would run it the following year. They laughed at him -he was overweight and unfit – surely he would never do it? Cory discusses that journey, gives his top tips to help you find the motivation you need to get fit, reveals a common fitness tactic that can actually be bad for us, and Amy and Sophie question how they can be part of the #FitFam. You’ll feel like you’re getting the glow just listening to this episode. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #NewGoals – Back with a bang! PG venture to Downing Street, SXSW and Vegas baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 32:13


    After a podcast hiatus, Amy and Sophie are back with a bang! In this first episode of season 2 the pair reflect on the months they’ve had away from the podcast airwaves including – how on earth they found themselves at Downing Street, how Amy found herself speaking on a very exciting panel for Google at SXSW and how one of them broke a very strange rule in a casino in Vegas. They also debate millennial trends such as Instagram stories, buying plants (mainly keeping them alive..) and the evolution of dating apps! Spoiler: this episode also features a very jazzy jingle. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #ChristmasGoals - A millennials guide to festive fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2017 33:51


    The festive season is well and truly upon us - snow has fallen, Christmas sarnies lace the lunchtime shelves and it's officially acceptable to watch Elf everyday from now until 25th December. So, what is #ChristmasGoals? In this episode Amy and Sophie discuss the ultimate Christmas films & songs, compare festive family traditions and laugh about the hilarious array of z-listers that come out of the woodwork to switch on Christmas lights around the country. They also give Baby It's Cold Outside a whole new meaning just by talking the words instead of singing. So whether you’re driving home for Christmas or just want to up the festive vibes, then join Podcast Goals as they chat #ChristmasGoals. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #HalloweenGoals - Creepy costumes and nightmarish nights out

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2017 22:47


    Welcome to this week’s spooktastic episode of Podcast Goals and the last of the season. Halloween is here and whether you’re in to creepy costumes (from the frantically last-minute to the epic), terrifying tales of trick or treating, or peculiar pumpkin carving, Amy and Sophie have all bases covered. So if you’re scrubbing the fake blood and white face paint dregs off this weekend’s zombie efforts, or you’re spending the evening sat with all the lights out, then fear not, #HalloweenGoals is here for you. Share your #HalloweenGoals with @podcastgoals on the socials. And although it’s the final episode of the series, the pair will be back with a bang in the new year. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #ShoppingGoals - Online versus IRL shopping and staples of millennial life

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 25:23


    In this episode Amy and Sophie discuss millennial shopping habits and debate shopping online versus shopping in the real world. When ordering one top in three sizes (just to be sure you get the right fit) feels like a plausible solution even if it means falling in to your overdraft and sponsored ads chase you around the internet until you buy that roll neck jumper you were just mildly interested in. Or when you realise there's a special till for returning items after standing in the wrong queue for 15 mins. Tune in and share your #ShoppingGoals with @podcastgoals. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #AdultGoals - When adulting gets in the way of sweet millennial life

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2017 24:43


    This week Amy and Sophie discuss the struggles of adulting – the moments responsibility intrudes on millennial life and you realise that looking at memes and cat videos just aren’t enough to get by. When doing laundry on a weekend is a crucial part of your schedule, working on a hangover becomes impossible and your facebook timeline becomes all weddings and babies. The pair chat through the misconceptions of what it’s like to be an adult (who knew you couldn’t just watch daytime TV all day?) and reveal the moments that make them feel ever so mature. Give this episode a listen, but be warned, before you know it you’ll be drinking sherry and preaching ‘You’re as young as you feel!’ Share your #AdultGoals on social media and tag @podcastgoals. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #UniGoals - Freshers, foam parties and Smurfs on the pull

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2017 23:25


    It's that time of year when fresh faced millennials say "See ya!" to mum and dad, stock up on tins of baked beans and WKDs, move in with a group of strangers and officially become students. This week, Amy and Sophie chat Uni life, reflecting on their (very different) University experiences. From foam parties to bar crawls, hungover lectures to endless societies, listen and share your experiences with @podcastgoals on Twitter. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #ThrowbackGoals - MSN fails, funky fashion and retro TV

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2017 20:14


    This week Amy and Sophie are throwing it back as they reminisce about growing up in the 90s - where unlimited text messages and free calls before 7pm were just a thing of dreams, and MSN Messenger was EVERYTHING. The pair reveal their embarrassing hotmail addresses, get hysterical over throwback fashion (because wearing a tie without a shirt was cool right?), and remember when ringtone composers replaced song lyrics in Smash Hits. Oh, and guess who Amy applied to be on Children’s Stars In Their Eyes? Answers on the back of a postcard.. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #HolidayGoals – “Sun lounger struggles and lads on tour”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2017 24:44


    This week, Amy’s come back from a scorching week away in France (you’d never tell from her lack of tan). The pair chat through some of the weirdest airport adventures they’ve had, the struggles of keeping your perfect sun lounger spot and Sophie reveals what it’s like to be a lad (or lady) on tour. Someone pass the sun cream #BritsAbroad See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #DadGoals ft. My Dad Wrote a Porno - Jamie Morton reveals all

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 29:03


    Imagine if your dad wrote a porno and then asked you to read it? Well for Jamie Morton, that's (sadly) exactly what happened. Luckily for him, he decided to read the book to millions of people all over the world and became - My Dad Wrote a Porno. In this episode, Jamie chats to us about the incredible success he's had from his dad's book, which tells the ridiculous story of a sex obsessed pots and pans sales woman. It's as hilarious and ridiculous as it sounds. And somehow, his dad is a little bit #dadgoals. Join in the chat @podcastgoals on social media. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #DatingGoals - "Lovesick lingo and Tinder tribulations"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2017 24:17


    This week, Amy and Sophie discuss millennial dating and the trials of Tinder. They run through life on the apps, including that all important first message, what your photos really say about you and the prospective date's name (who wants to date a Norman?!). Amy live messages a Bumble match with a very strange opening line (thanks Sophie..) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #DinnerGoals - “Millennial dinner struggles and dream party guests”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2017 23:43


    This week, Amy attempted adulting by hosting a dinner party, but faced some millennial struggles in the process -#deliverooanyone...The pair decide what’s needed for the perfect #dinnergoals and disagree on staple party snacks in the process. They also reveal their dream dinner party guests, with some surprising results. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #SurpriseGoals - "Sophie gets a BIG surprise!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2017 27:30


    For the last few months, Amy has been organising a surprise for Sophie and in this episode she finally reveals all. The results are not to be missed – expect laughing, gasping and awing (and a dash of dancing). Follow @podcastgoals on Twitter to be a part of the most epic #SurpriseGoals See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #MovingFlatGoals - “Flatmate pranks, nightmare neighbours and loony landlords"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2017 21:00


    Spending too much money on avocado on toast? Can’t get that dream property? You’re not alone.. This week, Amy and Sophie chat about moving flat and the mad stories that come from renting. And while they’ve both moved enough times to become pro packers, they’re still dreading the annual flat hunt. So join them as they chat nightmare neighbours, flatmate pranks, excessive cactus decorations, loony landlords and get off their chest all those ridiculous rituals that come with moving flat. Oh, but get your avocado first. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #SexGoals ft. Alix Fox – Millennial sex facts and a very Cheeky Nando's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2017 33:14


    This week Amy and Sophie welcome their first fabulous guest – sex writer and educator Alix Fox. They chat about what it’s actually like to go to an STI clinic, give a whole new definition to the term “Cheeky Nando's” and discuss some of the strangest sex toys on the market. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #AutocorrectGoals - "Ducking hell, Nicki Minaj and her pet leopard"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2017 14:33


    Ducking hell - don’t you just hate it when autocorrect kills your vibe – because who ever actually wants to say ducking? This week Amy and Sophie share their most ridiculous typos - Amy accuses her phone of cock blocking her on Tinder, insulting a potential date in one accidental word, and Sophie tests out the dictation feature on her iPhone by rapping Nicki Minaj. Listen to #AutocorrectGoals to hear the ridiculous results. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #FestivalGoals - "Glasto goals and camp chair thieves"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2017 19:22


    Music festival season is comin' and while Amy is gearing up for her first glamping experience, the pair get giddy chatting through the joys of British music festivals. The pre-festival big shop, big screen cameos and drunk encounters with a musician, all feature in #FestivalGoals. So don your real life flower crown, grab a warm can of cider and get comfortable in your camping chair, coz this week's episode is a good 'un! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #NightOutGoals - "Hangover etiquette and wet t-shirt fails"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2017 18:59


    This week, Amy and Sophie embrace the highs and lows of nights out (and hangovers) after a night on the tiles. The pair try to chat about drunk food decisions, hungover food rituals and terrible decisions that result in the longest Uber ever. Sophie shares one of her most embarrassing night out stories ever, which resulted in a running man rendition at a wet t-shirt competition. Share your Night Out stories with us on social with #NightOutGoals. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #MillennialGoals - Snapchat specs and Tinder traumas

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 17:31


    Welcome to #PodcastGoals - two twenty-something friends based in London who couldn’t be at further ends of the millennial spectrum. There’s Sophie, who’s more likely to be in bed with a cup of tea than out at a hidden speakeasy in Shoreditch. Whereas Amy is probably in Shoreditch as we speak, getting her Fitbit steps up and Instagramming a cheesecake. In this episode, the pair chat disastrous Tinder dates, Millennial vocabulary, and what NOT to like on Facebook… I swear it was a slip of the scroll. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #TrailerGoals - Podcast Goals Series Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2017 1:08


    Welcome to #PodcastGoals - a brand new podcast hosted by two twenty-something pals trying to navigate millennial life. Listen to this teaser for just a little taste of what's to come and give us a follow @podcastgoals. New episodes every Tuesday! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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