Skeleton House

Finally we get to the important topics, video games and bad film CGI.

Call me Steven the way this save file got me strange

I just look at the internet for the articles.

I really hope Seamans are able to subsist on love and support instead of, like, calories.

I fully endorse cheating in all avenues of life except for romantic.

We out here speaking beautiful Queen's English. Or, wait sorry, King's English, my bad.

Me and Lenny got a lotta work ahead of us.

I don't know what this lady was complaining about, this childbirth thing seem kinda easy tbh.

Asalia is right, there's a weird feeling about your primary antagonist being a little dweebus you can pick up over your head and, say, piledrive into an open manhole.

Now my castle is just like my bluesky feed, full of bears.

Updating my Linkedin bio from 'Art Appreciator' to 'Former Art Appreciator.'

My witch shall cast a spell on your bowels, freeing them from all impediments.

Road trip.

In the immortal words of whoever sang that one song on the Devil May Cry 3 soundtrack, 'the time has come, and so have I.'

I know the wolves are at my door or whatever, but please someone do something about my busted weiner.

Cedani for President 2028, some sort of wild rodent for VP.

I was on Nintendo Therapy a couple months ago talking about Nintendo Switch 2 rumours with the fellas, and now they freakin' showed us all what that dang thing about. Lemme know if I had some sick called shots.

I hope everyone is doing well. I had to google a title-checker tool to make sure the correct capitalization of 'check-in' was 'Check-in' and not 'Check-In.'

The ramifications of purchasing that dress will haunt me until my dying days.

Smudge is gonna be my best man.

Arranging multiple marriages for someone who specifically asked me not to arrange any marriages for them, dad of the year.

That one dude's voice fricked up my throat for like two days.

The outro song is more Waterworld because holy frick dude, nonstop bangers. I am going to kiss Kevin Costner right on the top of his head.

This is a game about digging a hole.

The 65daysofstatic song I was thinking of was I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood. That's how you use italics right, did I do it?

Prepare for dongs.

Me and The Brits try our hardest to complete a single level of a 30-year old video game.Listen to more Passalong Pod here

My stocking crammed so dang full I couldn't even get to half of these freakin' games dude, truly a blessed season.

Because I know you've always wondered how (fish is made).

Happy New Year you freaks and geeks (mostly geeks).

Merry Christmas to every gamer! *hits u in back of head w/ a axe*Also quick clarification before I get got, I let the cats out into the backyard only while I am out there with them. Them little freaks ain't out in the neighbourhood murdering wildlife (except the mice that live in our yard which they do in fact murder)

This counts as my voice acting demo reel.

Audio controlled game, meet audio only medium.

I really hope you love yapping.

"I think sheep man might be the best character."- Ryan House, 2024

Time for more of where this game shines, dungeons and combat.

Sorry about the, uhh, 14 month wait, but now we're back on our grind. By which of course I mean that some time in the last 14 months I really should have done some grinding.

I thought putting a link to a .pdf of The Anarchist's Cookbook here would be a funny bit but I don't wanna get in trouble.

The most cursed (pronounced curse-ed) night of the year is upon us, Skelloween. If you are reading this I am probably dead. Or eating chocolate and peanut butter candy.

The 'water dripping from the ceiling' noise is the exact same as my dry mouth click noise, so this one was a nightmare to edit.

I'd call this the worst game I've ever played, but I don't know if it even fits the criteria of 'video game.'

Race you to the cockpit! Again!

I should see someone about a room first.

Cooked on both sides. As always.

For the start of Spooky Scary Skeletober this year I picked a game that isn't particularly spooky or scary, but in my defense I thought it would be and also it is very good. I make the rules here pal, buckle up.

Literally as I am writing this I am just hearing BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

A comprehensive list of the most important video game characters of all time and their ranking in the grand zeitgeist.

Practice kindness. Be sure to not be a jerk. Metal is aggressive, but this doesn't mean you have to act aggressively. Metal music is an expression of human emotions. Metal became so popular because it is an outlet for fans and musicians to channel the darker emotions of life.All good art channels universal human emotions in a way that reacts with you. Metal certainly can have a moving effect on you, but don't let that alter the way you treat others.[3]

They gotta make a nerd Jeopardy, but only specifically the nerd fields in which I am knowledgeable.

I would need 60000 characters to adequately express the amount of clicking and my dang episode description blurb only allows 4000, so here is the best I can do.click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click