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Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, Joel and Trent, two childhood best friends, try to expand their world by experiencing the best in music, art, movies, and literature. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs

Swine Before Pearls


    • Jan 12, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 32 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Swine Before Pearls

    Carly Rae and Cancelled Southwest Flights Swine Before Pearls #32

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 55:20


    Jack is back and we are bringing up our deep seated issues with each other. The level of unhinged grows yet again.

    The podcast is over?? | Swine Before Pearls #31

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 54:07


    Today, we say goodbye to the old show. It's time for a new show! New name. Different content. We now talk about whatever we want. Today is a deep dive into what our birth order means and the birth order of McDonalds Characters. Streamed on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

    Of Pigs and Men | Of Mice Men Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #30

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2022 42:02


    Sometimes you have dreams and then you get shot in the head. Oops spoilers. Sorry if you didn't read the book in high school. You were probably home schooled like Joel.

    Is Adam Sandler a good actor? | Swine Before Pearls #29

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 74:43


    Today we bring on our guest John-Mark and he has one pressing thought. Is Adam Sandler a good actor? It's a question as old as time itself. One that even the greatest scholars have never gotten to the bottom of. But we did. Come find out the truth in this shocking, never before seen expose that will get down to the bottom of this harrowing question.

    The Perils of Online Dating | Swine Before Pearls #27

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 58:51


    It doesn't matter if you're a dude or a girl online dating is tough and we're here to get to the bottom of it. Eventually. Possibly. We might get a bit derailed along the way.

    Our Roadtrip Origin Story! | Swine Before Pearls #27

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 50:28


    We're going back for an old story. The original In The Field adventure if you will. We threatened to tell this story before so here we are. Here is our unemployed boys road trip!

    Raiders of the Lost Ark is the Perfect Movie | Swine Before Pearls #26

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 49:14


    This week, we still only have 2 swine on the podcast, but we do have a third person on the podcast. It's Stephen our producer! He's here to talk about his favorite movie, which he believes stands on its own as one of the greatest films of all time, but we aren't the sharpest crayons in the box.

    "The Color Spectrum took up 80% of my listening time for 2 years" | Swine Before Pearls #25

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 46:05


    Note: We know the audio is super scuffed. Sorry in advance. Anyway, we are bringing guests on to the show to talk about their experiences with music and now we bring our friend Adam on to talk about his favorite album. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

    A Casual Conversation About Life | Swine Before Pearls #24

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 58:24


    Life comes in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's cereal. Sometimes it's the simple pleasures. But no matter what happens in life, Joel and Trent can never seem to wrangle up a serious conversation. That's what Pig Show is all about though. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

    Worst 90's Band's Best Album? | Creed- Weathered | Swine Before Pearls #23

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 50:09


    Joel and Trent are back and they are here to take a look at a different kind of quality. This time they look at the best album from a band who is not too well regarded. It's an opportunity to reminisce on a different time, as Joel reconnects with his younger self and Trent waxes poetic to no particular avail. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

    Best Barbie Movie Ever? | Barbie Princess and The Pauper | Swine Before Pearls #22

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 44:05


    Joel and Trent find themselves on an unorthodox adventure. Tune in for a classy and super serious analysis of Barbie's place in culture, and the artistry Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

    Dead Memes | Greatest Memes of All Time Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #21

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 67:08


    We react to the greatest memes of all time in our first ever livestream! Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Be a part of the live show: https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, album reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #greatest #memes #reaction

    Weed Walrus | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #20

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 54:45


    We react to the #2 album of all time Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles, and Joel gets mad at Trent for not having seen Forrest Gump. EDITORS NOTE - We've now upgraded from audio issues to video issues... Sigh... Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Be a part of the live show: https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, album reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #beatles #album #reaction

    Witness Us | Mad Max Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #19

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 50:32


    We talk about Mad Max: Fury Road. Also cool guitar guy. EDITORS NOTE - I know there are audio issues, I did my best to fix everything. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #madmax #movie #reaction

    No Disintegrations | The Book of Boba Fett Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #18

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 34:03


    Trent and Joel give their thoughts on Star Wars' The Book of Boba Fett and guest caller Eugene professes his love for Max Rebo. EDITORS NOTE - I know there are audio issues, I did my best to fix everything. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 02:23 Boba Fett is too mainstream for us 05:24 Cool armor guy is just Star Wars' Barney the Dinosaur 08:05 Entertaining and flawed, and that's OK 18:20 Ewok Adventures 20:52 Eugene, Max Rebo Stan, calls in 26:17 The 3 types of Disney content 29:04 Wrapping up ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #starwars #bookofbobafett #reaction

    Friendship is Magic | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #17

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 56:58


    You know about our hot takes, now get to know about us! Joel and Trent open up about their lives and talk about their friendship. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #friendship #podcast

    We've Got The Munchies | Hungry Caterpillar Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #16

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 35:39


    Strap in for story time chaos! We eat ice cream and read WAY too much into the beloved children's book 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'! Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #hungrycaterpillar #book #reaction

    Bongos and Boobas | Star Wars Episode 1 Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 55:23


    Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace isn't that bad, right? Joel, Trent, and newcomer Jack take a stroll down memory lane and talk about Gungans, Podracing, Star Wars toys and boobas. Yes, we said that this is a summer episode in January - summer can start whenever we want. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 02:01 Our initial reactions 09:39 Our first Star Wars toys 13:28 Going too far with stereotypes 17:10 We really like Star Wars Episode 1 25:21 Jar Jar is our favorite 29:19 The world-building and actors are awesome 37:21 Easily annoyed people don't like this movie 40:29 Merchandising is a part of the experience 41:59 Booba 44:52 Wrapping up / Our Star Wars Rankings ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Watch "The Phantom Menace" here: https://amzn.to/3HbNsPu ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #starwars #episode1 #reaction

    Big Mad @ Taylor Swift? | Folklore Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 38:05


    The bois finally disagree on something! Joel and Trent react to Taylor Swift's Folklore. Joel laments the lack of banjo in a folk album, and Trent tries to pull Joel away from his bad takes. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 03:26 We finally disagree! 06:23 Joel rants about Taylor Swift 07:45 Has Taylor Swift evolved? 12:41 Folklore isn't authentic 13:26 Trent's disastrous take 14:13 Pinning down Taylor Swift 17:46 Joel wants moar banjo 21:55 What are these songs about? 25:55 Joel doubles down 28:17 Chad dissenter vs virgin sheeple 33:44 President Taylor Swift ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Listen to "Folklore" here: https://amzn.to/3zS80ty ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #taylorswift #folklore #reaction

    Van Life & Hobo Lore | Nomadland | Swine Before Pearls #13

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 47:00


    The lads react to Nomadland (2020). Joel talks about his experience living in a van down by the river, and Trent talks about the lads' great American road trip. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 03:26 Our initial thoughts 06:23 Life as art 07:45 Amazon Warehouses 12:41 Hobo Lore 14:13 Glamorizing van life 21:05 Nomad Land Feels Real 25:54 The full-time van life is a grind 28:37 Joel idolized the hobo drifter life 32:50 The lads' great American road trip 36:10 Wrapping up 43:58 Next episodes ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Watch "Nomad Land" here: https://amzn.to/3EZMEeu ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast! ## Tags #vanlife #nomadland #reaction

    In A Literal Field | Geocaching/Randonautica | Swine Before Pearls #12

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 49:08


    We delve into pseudoscience and quantum physics to hang out in random spots in Colorado through geocaching and randonautica. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 01:22 Explaining Randonautica 05:14 Our first Randonautica experience 07:04 Our second Randonautica experience 08:48 We have to die for the podcast 12:19 Randonautica is just worse Pokemon Go 17:21 Wrapping up Randonautica 19:18 Saving the day with geocaching 22:18 Creeping at an elementary school 28:16 Geocaching is just sober drug dealing 31:50 Geocaching's Secret Society 37:40 This podcast makes of great date night ideas 42:50 Wrapping Up ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

    Teenage Wasteland | The Hunger Games | Swine Before Pearls #11

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 56:17


    Joel and Trent revisit their childhood by reading "The Hunger Games". Joel thinks he can thrive in the world of Panem, and Trent's bad taste in women gets exposed in 4K! Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 02:44 Picking girls up in an airport with "The Hunger Games" 05:04 How long would we survive in the hunger games? 10:17 How we got into "The Hunger Games" 15:15 Reading "The Hunger Games" hits different 18:22 Joel's Dystopia Fantasy 20:33 The hunger games is a cool concept 25:17 Trent is NOT attracted to Jennifer Lawrence 27:40 The world-building is top-notch 31:02 Things fall off in the third book 35:06 Hamish 39:29 Relating to Peeta 44:12 Go for a charisma build 46:56 I'm fruity for fruit loops 49:16 Wrapping up ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Read "The Hunger Games" here: https://amzn.to/3GOrOQN ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

    Chaos in our heads | To Pimp a Butterfly | Swine Before Pearls #10

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 48:53


    Joel and Trent punch above their weight and get in over their heads with Kendrick Lamar's "To Pimp a Butterfly". Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 05:12 Wesley's Theory/King Kunta/Institutionalized 06:58 This album was chaos in our heads 10:49 Not putting music in a box 13:47 We can't fully relate to this album 16:13 We get serious 25:21 How much does a dollar really cost? 27:59 Alright 31:10 When was the last time music made you feel something? 40:34 Is rap music? 43:22 Wrapping up ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Listen to "To Pimp A Butterfly Here": https://amzn.to/3GOrOQN ## About Us Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.

    Chubby Christmas Angels | It's a Wonderful Life | Swine Before Pearls #9

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 49:04


    Trent and Joel experience the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life'. Joel thinks he can rehabilitate Violet and the lads talk about bridges. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 04:23 Joel has thoughts about "It's a Wonderful Life" 06:35 Violet is a babe 07:10 Trent loves "It's a Wonderful Life" 10:42 The Bridge 12:11 "The Twilight Zone" and "It's a Wonderful Life" 16:10 "It's a Wonderful Life" is an odd Christmas movie 19:26 George Bailey is a weird but sympathetic d-bag 23:05 Booze cruises and Finding God/Chubby Angel 29:34 Favorite Moments 33:27 "It's a Wonderful Life" might be losing its cultural staying power 36:55 Wrapping up ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Watch It's a Wonderful Life Here: https://amzn.to/33emkjR

    Bingo Was Our Name-o | In The Field | Swine Before Pearls #8

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2021 50:19


    Joel and Trent spend time with some old ladies in a bingo parlor! Join the lads as they recount their experience of chasing the bingo high. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 03:00 Inevitable Bad Bingo Joke 03:55 Intro to Bingo 07:00 Are we too stupid for bingo? 09:53 Bobby, Our Guardian Angel 11:50 Joel wanted to eat the bingo marker 13:40 Joel had to Google 'How to win at Bingo' 14:45 People come to play Bingo seriously 16:53 Bingo is like fishing 19:35 Unenthused Bingo Caller 21:31 Bingo is expensive and intense 23:57 The Community of Bingo 30:34 Bingo Addiction 34:47 Overall Bingo thoughts 41:43 We're slowly turning into gambling addicts 44:24 What's coming up next? ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Visit Winner's Bingo in Aurora, CO: https://www.winnersbingo.org/

    Give Us Our Time Back | In Search of Lost Time | Swine Before Pearls #7

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 43:57


    Joel and Trent suffer through the literary darling "In Search of Lost Time". Trent loses it over church steeples and the lads practice being snobby. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00 Intro 02:01 Joel's First Impressions 03:20 Trent's First Impressions / Rant 06:20 How to Read Proust 06:48 Bible Study or Proust 08:08 Proust Snobbery 10:45 It's a Steeple! 11:50 Summary 17:15 Bernstein Bears 20:39 Joel doesn't want to become like Marcel Proust 21:54 Brain Washing 23:28 Swine vs Pearl Collectors 24:20 In Search of Lost Time is too much 25:13 Why do people love this? 27:03 Reading is a different experience for some people 29:24 Economy of Words 30:11 Trent's Great Idea 30:47 Joel wishes books were more like lego 31:51 Joel's Bane Impression 33:50 The bois DO NOT RECOMMEND "In Search of Lost Time" 35:00 Snobbery Practice 38:00 Wrapping Up 40:20 What's Next? ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Read "In Search of Lost Time": https://amzn.to/3Fd7WGl

    Goat Bleatings, LSD, and Caroline | Pet Sounds | Swine Before Pearls #6

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 61:23


    The boys discuss The Beach Boys' album Pet Sounds. Trent gets real about "Caroline, No" and Joel tries to take the podcast off the rails. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00:00 Intro 00:03:37 Previous experiences 00:06:20 Trent's musings on albums 00:07:54 Is Pet Sounds really the #2 album? 00:18:47 "Caroline, No" hits different for Trent 00:24:29 Joel listened to Pet Sounds on shuffle 00:27:50 Wouldn't it be nice? 00:30:11 Let's go away for a while 00:34:54 I know there's an answer 00:37:19 Hang on to your ego 00:42:00 I just wasn't made for these times 00:54:00 Closing thoughts ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Listen to Pet Sounds: https://amzn.to/3EHoDcA

    A Wedding, Pasta, and Cotton Balls (The Godfather) | Swine Before Pearls #5

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 66:07


    The lads discuss The Godfather Part 1, talk about what their own mob family might be like, and discuss Multi Level Marketing schemes. Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00:00 Intro 00:03:30 Godfather initial impressions 00:05:44 Joel's second watch was at 2x speed 00:07:37 Trent gets confused 00:10:17 Joel gets confused 00:11:23 The Godfather is not a popcorn movie 00:13:12 Click bait reaction 00:13:54 Trent and Joel's mob family 00:17:12 Trent's standout moment 00:22:14 Joel's standout moment 00:24:42 Milo and Otis Tangent 00:27:04 Message of the Movie 00:37:20 Joel's Michael Corleone impression 00:39:28 The lads don't know about Al Pacino 00:45:06 The lads don't know about Marlon Brando 00:46:52 Joel's Don Corleone impression 00:48:27 MLM Tangent 00:51:47 All about the wedding 00:52:54 Subtitles, piracy, more crime family talk 00:55:16 Takeaways and outro ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Watch The Godfather Part 1 here: https://amzn.to/3GM3srz

    3 Plays and a Casino | Swine Before Pearls #4

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 85:59


    Trent and Joel take Swine Before Pearls on the road and see 3 plays in 1 day! Trent discovers his vice, Joel falls in love with a ghost lady, and the two lads discover the charm of the theater. More Episodes on Spotify/iTunes: https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt ----- Time Stamps ----- 00:00:00 Intro 00:03:01 Going up to Cripple Creek 00:07:23 Trent discovers his vice 00:10:50 Cripple Creek (Play #1) 00:30:35 Joel falls in love with a ghost lady 00:35:37 Cripple Creek (Play #2) 00:41:20 Finding joy in unexpected places / Cripple Creek experience wrap up 00:45:23 Going to the Littleton Playhouse 00:47:54 Joel's coffee addiction 00:49:47 The stuffy snooty playhouse 00:51:28 Presentable Trent, slob Joel 00:52:55 The Fantastics - Littleton Playhouse (Play #3) 00:54:29 Trent's repressed 5th grade memories 00:59:58 Differences between young and old actors / personal acting stories 01:06:26 The Fantastics second act / Tripping balls with no help 01:12:21 Trent's realization about unknown experiences 01:16:55 Closing thoughts ## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Butte Theater (Cripple Creek) https://buttetheater.com/ Littleton Town Hall Arts Center (Littleton Playhouse) https://townhallartscenter.org/

    Of Catchers and Rye Bread (The Catcher in the Rye) | Swine Before Pearls #3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 70:26


    Joel and Trent discuss one of the most historically controversial books of the 20th century, The Catcher in the Rye.

    What's Going On? (Marvin Gaye) | Swine Before Pearls #2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 54:45


    Trent and Joel discuss their experience listening to Marvin Gaye's masterwork "What's Going On?". Joel reminisces about "Rat Boy".

    Shank and Bake (The Shawshank Redemption) | Swine Before Pearls #1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 65:25


    Joel and Trent discuss The Shawshank Redemption, freedom, and how Robot Chicken spoils movie endings.

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