The Chip Chipperson Podacast

Bell tells of the time Rich Vos was unkind to him. Thank God for quick wit, as Doug strikes back. Doug also recalls quips he shared with Quinny and breaks the news about the big tour with Doug, Colin, Bobby and Rich - THREE CARDS AND A BELL. Doug also gets choked up recalling the romantic medleys of John Hinckley.

Bell spins an epic yarn about meeting Kim Kardashian on social media and realizing she's fallen on hard times. It's Bell to the rescue as he hurries to aid her financially at her new day job. Doug also falls for Jeanette from the car rental company. An episode chock full of romance.

In a star-studded episode, Bell remembers some of his funny stand up routines. And the time Angie Jolie is in the crowd and Bell took no prisoners. Kate Beckinsale makes an unpleasant cameo. He bumps into Derek Jeter and Don Mattingly in a restaurant and winds up in litigation.

Doug is out for a romantic supper which is spoiled by the Wu Tang fellows being such fans. Bell also seizes the moment to pitch and idea to Joseph Gordon-Levitt and bumps into Dave Grohl at a concert, demanding to know who Dave's favorite drummers are.

Chock full of space jokes, Bell regales us with when he met a hotty at the planetarium and also met Neil deGrasse Tyson. Hopefully, he doesn't lose his patience with Dougie. Doug also meets (has run ins) with Michio Kaku and the cranky Buzz Aldrin.

Episode 46 will honor the 46th President of the US, Donald Trump! Bell tells the story of performing as a conservative comic at Mar A Lago. He was a hit and even got to interact with Clint Eastwood.

Doug bumps into Aaron Judge and tells an innocent white fib to get a ball signed. He also breaks out his world famous Morgan Freeman impression as he recounts their Oscar talk in the elevator. Doug also councils Tom Brady with love advice.

Bell meets fellow icon Kanye West to discuss recent controversies and teaches Ari Shaffir to be more woke. Bell also attempts to pass along his wisdom to Dave Chappelle, who listens to the wrong people unfortunately.

Zac Amico comes in hot and fires out a multitude of mean-spirited jokes. Chip generously showed Mike Rainey how to market his new book Percs by doing a beautiful reading. Lyle also offers to help Kerryn message her dishy trainer. Kerryn also discussed her 'expansion' and Xia admitted she needed a 'reduction'.

Ralph Sutton makes a triumphant return with his homemade pecan butter. Everyone tries it except Chip, who is convinced there are unseemly ingredients. Flutesy becomes interested in Twitch streaming and is convinced a vegetable snack stream would be a terrific idea. Mike Figgs tries the nut butter and makes the correct assumption it would be better if served on Flutesy's toes.

Chip interviews Duane Scott Cerny,  who sells the furniture of dead people. They bond over ghosts, since Lyle has travelled through many realms. They are also joined by Ming, Bryan Johnson and his best gal Maribeth, who were late because they decided to detour through Brooklyn. They discuss the Flash trailer. Ming discusses feet and being a good boy. Chipperson sexily describes foot calluses.

Danny K rejoins the program and displays amazing chemistry with WhateverAmy. Chipperson does a quick feel of Xia and Amy both and the results are steamy. Dave Temple returns and a therapist is on Zoom.

Addiction expert Joshua joins the show and he and Lyle bond over addictions to pekka tuggin. Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow are not convinced and feel that the spouses should shut up and deal with it. We find out what Mike does when he enters a hotel room. Stacey Prussman joins as well. We look at Xia's hands and decide they should be holding a flying broom.

Chip is joined virtual by Niels Duinker, a juggler. A fascinating conversation about juggling follows suit. Zac Amico returns and helps welcome Dave Caggiano, a funny comic from Boston who tells firefighting stories. He and Chipperson are birds of a feather.

Kerryn finally decides to show up and updates everyone on her dating life. Of course there is a new notch in the belt. Dylan also returns and updates us on his belly button, which is a confirmed linty disaster. Xia once again dresses in a manner which Lyle finds unbecoming.

Mickey Gall makes his first appearance on the Podacast and is in awe of Chipperson. They talk about fighting as only a couple of fighters can. Mickey admits his prowess with women is all based on The Way of Chipperson. Mike Cannon can only watch as two alphas slowly circle each other in an arena of halaretty. Amanda Gale also makes a debut and discusses her ex who has a lot of things that are big.

Daniel, Flutsie and Dave Temple all return to the Podacast. We come to find out Daniel has no veins and it disturbs Lyle. Chip reveals how creative he is at making bongs. Flutsie disappoints everyone by admitting she does not enjoy being handcuffed.

Shannon and Zac join Chipperson and Xia (who is late and disciplined for it) for the final show of 2022. Experience the countdown LIVE with Chip as he deep dives into why Shannon now has a new cohost. Chip also discovers that he hasn't been nominated for an AVN award and feels slighted.

Geno and Keanu appear with Chip to cement their relationship to the world. Keanu has phone issues which Ian tries compulsively to fix. We learn that she was kidnapped by Big A and that Geno likes to purchase photos from Keanu. Everyone debates the meaning of morning constitutional. Chip and Geno discuss football like experts, Geno proves he is mentally ill while watching football.

Chrissie Mayr and Brendan Sagalow join the show in an episode taped right before Skankfest. Chip demonstrates his machine gun fingers as the gang discusses how useful fingers are. Chip does a Raging Bull reference that goes nowhere. Chip also shows off his woke lingo to the delight of everyone. Tami Klurdzz is finally spoken about.

Robert Kelly begs his way back on the Chipperson's show, promising to do a good audition. Mike Figs returns (with wrinkled pockets) and Bob is none too pleased. The gang is joined late by adult film star Ebony Mystique, who bonds with Chip over their knowledge of the Black Panthers. Mike proves himself to be a porn savant.

Blind Mike makes his debut on the Podacast and does not disappoint. He explains to Daddy how poorly his pecka performed at Skanfest. He issues a very firm handed discipline to Xia, who is dressed for a Dukes of Hazzard episode. Zac commits to getting healthy and there are several good bombs.

Mike and Tim from Dad Meat join Chipperson for the first time. Xia reveals she's a ginger down there and Chip is quite pleased. Zac and Chip combine on a few zingers. Dalton Meyer, the Guiness Book of World Record holder for clapping!  joins the program for an in depth interview.

Doug bumps into Tuck and pitches a great show idea. Bell also happens upon Tiger Woods and things get slightly awkward.

Dave Temple and Gigi Dior join the program to discuss Gigi's lawsuit from Dior. Chipperson offers some legal advice. Dave and Chip bond condemning Xia's pornographic story about Gigi showing her bosoms in public. Gigi arrives late and treats Chip to a flash and is forgiven for lateness. She also describes being a naughty grandmother. Dave opens up about telling a girl she's fat. Chip also discusses adult baby fetishes.

Doug and Sandy Bullock have sparks, as expected. Doug goes down memory lane to tell everyone about when he worked at a country club and bumped into John Carson. There is also an unpleasant interaction with Charles Dutton.

Chip is occasionally blurry, much to the dismay of viewers. Daniel 'UPS' Kurland joins the show to confess cheating with another carrier. The gang is dismayed but supportive. Christine Berg makes her podacast debut and confirms what Chipperson has long suspected about things with Aaron. Not good news. Xia and Christine discuss whose bosoms can hold more pencils. And the answer may surprise you. Or it won't surprise you at all. Zac Amico is murderous as usual.

Ian is very self-conscious about putting on 65 pounds. Xia's date is analyzed in detail and Chipperson is none too pleased. Chip comments about Xia's revealing outfit. In a stunning revalation, Luke doesn't show up with Jim Florentine beause he's apparently 'too old for Chipp'. Chip hides his humiliation and smiles as per usual. Chip reveals what an online dating profile would look like. The gang also reviews Mr Hands and a fellow with a jar for Jim Florentine. 

Bell bumps into Quinny in a pet store. Doug also helps Donny Rickles get some laughs at his show, then has a great time bonding with Benny Cumberbatch.

An exciting episode! Kerryn tells everyone about her hot date who brought another woman! Ralph has returned to the podacast to give everyone the updated height of his new girlfriend. Stacey revisits the rotted tool of her ex and the gang looks up pictures on google. Everyone seems to have a different reaction than Chipperson. Xia prepares to cheat and go on a big date. Chip is devastated.

Doug goes on an audition with Pete Dinklage and there is a misunderstanding. All is made better when he dances with Ellen.

Jabroni Mike and Vinny Vinesauce join Chip for the first time. They are a hit, while simultaneously being in awe of Chipperson. Zac Amico is uncharacteristically mean, and Xia is all stuck to her seat for some reason. Who Killed Captain Alex is unpacked and everyone agrees Ugandan karate is the best. Zac shares whe he loves Atari and Vinny shares why he hates ball pits.

Bell rocks with Angus Young in a pizza joint and meets up with Puff Daddy.

Natalie Cuomo returns to the podacast in order to get a better look at Chipperson to aid with her Chip tattoo. Chip, Dave Temple and Xia debate where it belongs, with Natalie hoping for Chip tear drop tattoos and Lyle believing his face belongs on her rump. The gang also analyzes Natalie's desire to curl up near a toilet instead of socializing in a green room. There is also a very in depth discussion about her chewing volume. Better Help: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/CHIP today to get 10% off your first month.

Bell tells of the time he and Bobby Lee met up and Bell tried to score a role on MAD TV. They riffed a Starsky & Hutch routine. Doug does his spot on Pat Summerall impersonation. Also his run in with Paul Virzi and his amazing ideas for Simon Cowell and American Idol. Another cool hang with Tommy Lee as well as bonding with Steve Martin.

Chipperson SWOOPS into Compound and welcomes back Kevin Brennan, Tony Two-Shirts and Shuli. Shuli is awe struck by Lyle, as he never gets to see him in person. The caring side of Anthony rears it's beautiful head as he attempts to raise money for Xia's bosoms, with the small caveat that he be permitted to feel and juggle them. Kevin is a wee bit tipsy and points out certain unknown things about Shuli. Better Help: Visit BetterHelp.com/CHIP today to get 10% off your first month.

Doug does Iowaska and shares chemistry with Margot Robbie. Also has cool vibes with Miley, bumps into Bill Murray and Jerry Hudson.

Bobo returns to the show on FIRE roasting everyone like they've never been roasted. Jennifer Steele-Mondello joins the program and is awed by Daniel's wit. She also enjoys his flirting. Kerryn is late and Chipperson threatens a spanking. Chip also attempts to date Jennifer. Xia has a bomb for the ages.

Bell meets up with Jim Fallon outside a park and has a slight 'foe pa' with Eric Andre

Chip is joined by Zac Amico, Shannon Lee, Xia, and star of stage and screen, EROCK! Nagel has proven difficult to pin down for a booking, but he never fails to delight Chipperson. Chip goes deep and asks everyone what their favorite possession is and Erock opens up about what it's like to be a dad. Shannon hasn't had any in over 4 years, but her and Chip finally find a date that works for supper. Zac is a fan of a man who ate someone's lungs.

Back on the dating scene, Bell gives the salacious details of his fling with fellow influencer Anna Delvey. Sparks flew and Doug - who normally doesn't kiss and tell- decides to kiss and tell. Doug teaming up with Bill Burr in Fenway Park seems pretty close to official.

Mike Figs and Keren Margolis rejoin Chipperson as Keren talks about her shopping addiction. She tells sexy tales about her ex-roommate who left skin and hair all over the place. Chip had a friend like him, so he shaved the smelly skin off with a razor. Mike demonstrates dirty talk that gets the ladies sopping. His impression of min-Kiss was a hit and Chip complains about being single. Better Help: Visit BetterHelp.com/CHIP today to get 10% off your first month. Mad Rabbit Tattoo Care: Go to MadRabbit.com/chip and use code CHIP to receive 25% off. No House Advantage:  Go to NoHouseAdvantage.com and use code CHIP