A shambolic mash of stats, unqualified opinions, and chat about the beautiful game. In short, a bunch of miserable sods that hate half and half scarves and your half time skinny lattes.
After nearly six months away, we return to talk about the usual Premier League nonsense. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
We catch up on the international break and Kieren rings Jason Cundy to help him with a difficult quiz question. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
A little bit of Premier League, a little bit of FA Cup and a little bit of Bake Off. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
All the usual Premier League chat plus some great music from Glass Ankle. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
It's free, what more do want? You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
To add insult to the week that Mike Dean is currently having, we can't even get his name right. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
All the usual Premier League nonsense plus some world cinema chat to make us appear right cultured. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
This week we discuss Frank Lampard getting the sack and Kieren shares some top tips for dealing with police questioning. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Another week of Premier League chat from the Half and Half Scarves. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Four become two in this week's episode. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
It's another week of wondering what on earth is going on at Arsenal. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Another week and another discussion around how rubbish Arsenal are. You can find us @halfandhalfpods
This week, Mikel Arteta and his Arsenal side get pulled apart and discarded like a piece of bad BBQ pork. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Due to the international break, we have a look at the season so far and Gooner Dave heaps more pressure on the Finsbury Park Just for Men hair model. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
After a break the podcast returns with the usual nonsense packed look at the Premier League. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
After the international break, we return to look at another exciting week of the Premier League. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
It was a crazy weekend in the Premier League and despite only being two handed, the Half and Half Scarves try to make sense of it. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
It was another week of jam-packed football in the Premier League and we are here to go over it all. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
There was a glut of goals in the Premier League this week and we smash into it all face first. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
The football has returned and so has the Half and Half Scarves podcast. We round up the first week of the Premier League and there is some home truths for Everton and Tottenham fans. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
After a week off, the podcast returns and the chat turns to Fulham's return to the Premier League plus chat about the recent European games. Find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Now the Premier League season is done and dusted, it's time for the Half and Half Scarves end of season awards. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Crisp Wars is nearly at an end! We reveal the results of the semi final matches and the final of #crispwars is set. Remember to subscribe to the ThiS or ThaT podcast to listen to the final. Find all the links here - https://pod.link/1519792332
Top four, relegation, promotion and a cranberry popping out. The Half and Half Scarves podcast rounds up the final day of the Premier League season. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
We reveal the winners of the #crispwars quarter finals and confirm the semi final match ups.
This week we are joined by friend of the podcast, Steven Fyfe. We look at the weekend's football and Kieren outlines his plan to revolutionise the Premier League. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
We announce the winner of match 7 and reveal the line up for the final match before the quarter finals.
The Half and Half Scarves podcast is back to look at the latest Premier League and Championship results. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
This week we have a guest with us to discuss Liverpool's Premier League win. There is the usual Premier League and Championship round ups, and Kieren gets heated over Fulham's loss to Leeds. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
We are back with the results from the battle of the heat and we draw the next match in Crisp Wars.
The football is back! Join us for the usual Premier League and Championship round ups and we talk about the experience of watching football behind closed doors. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
The result is in for the match up of Frazzles and Ready Salted Hula Hoops and we announce it here. We also make the draw for the 4th Crisp Wars match.
In match 2 of Crisp Wars, Cheetos were drawn against Salt and Vinegar Squares. There was voting across Facebook and Twitter, here is the official result! Match 3 is drawn at the end of this podcast. You can find the links to the Facebook groups and EGO podcast below: Colin (from this Parish & Half & Half Scarves) regularly posts pictures of Crisps he's eating into The Half & Half Scarves Facebook Page & asks for scores. Craig has said for a while Colin lad do a World Cup of Crisps??? That exists elsewhere so instead we've got "Crisp Wars" Please head over to The Official After Dark Podcast Army Facebook Page or Half & Half Scarves page to vote on further match ups & have your vote Subscribe to Half & Half Scarves too as episodes will feature over there as well Have a Pact Coffee on Craig but if Tea is your bag then you'll love The Brew Tea Company
This is the 100th episode of the Half and Half Scarves podcast! Now we know when football is to return and a bit more about how that will happen, we sat down to talk about how the pandemic could potentially change things for the game in the future. You can find us @halfandhalfpods
This week's episode is all about the impending return of football in England and the issues surrounding that. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
This episode is all about football superstitions and match day traditions. Thank you to all of the people that took the time to reply to us on the socials. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
We tried something interactive for this episode. Did it work? Not really but it was fun trying. We watched highlights of the Argentina v England game from the 86 World Cup. If you want to watch with us, this is the link you need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6_d0s3zSjI You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
This is the third sonic newsletter of the KFC. There is chat about Pic N Mix, king tramp Tim Martin and Pornstar names. You can find Kieren on Twitter @kierensfanclub. You can find the Half and Half Scarves on Twitter @halfandhalfpods.
After a couple of weeks off, we met up for a chat and hit the record button while we were at it. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
In this episode Gooner Dave talks about how he found football and came to support Arsenal. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
This is the second sonic newsletter for the KFC, Kieren's Fan Club. We talk secondary school behaviours, how to defeat an angry dog and Kieren's mum makes an appearance. You can find Kieren on Twitter @kierensfanclub. You can find the Half and Half Scarves on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
This week we were joined for a mailbag episode with the lovely Steven Fyfe. Kieren makes some outrages claims and things get a bit heated. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
In this episode, friend of the podcast, Craig Lucas, talks to us about his Liverpool. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Welcome to the first issue of the KFC, Kieren's Fan Club. This is the first of many sonic newsletters that we will be publishing in the coming months. Hear Kieren dispense love life advice, drill down into his daily ratings and tackle the big topics of our time. You can find Kieren on Twitter @kierensfanclub. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
This is the first podcast dedicated to the KFC - Kieren's Fan Club. Stay tuned for Gazpacho advice, life hacks and Kieren's personal daily rating. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods. You can find the KFC @kierensfanclub
This week we watch the Bobby Robson documentary More Than a Manager and sit down to have a chat about it. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
Refusing to be postponed, it's business as usual for the Half and Half Scarves podcast. With no football to talk about, this episode is one massive listener question fest. You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
It's another week of football nonsense with the Half and Half Scarves. There is the usual Premier League chat, Championship round up and listener questions; people of Birmingham we apologise! You can find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods
The Half and Half Scarves are back with another irreverent look at the latest Premier League action. There is the usual Championship round up and listeners question, and at times, the podcast finds itself in the gutter. Find us on Twitter @halfandhalfpods