The MB Machine Network

Just two Bros doing their thang. Trying to enlighten the masses with Bro-logues and laughter. Beave isn't in the studio so Midge and R bring you great topics such as, Jetta car buying, going to school on someone else's dime and political crap. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Kimmie North Korea has an oopsie doodle with a 5000 ton Destroyer. We wildly speculate on what will happen to the poor unfortunate souls who launched the Destroyer incorrectly. We make fun of North Korea so much we draw comparisons to the South! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Richard joins us! He hates credit! Midge has become a land mogul and vents his frequent frustrations over the last week. R gets serious about weather. Beave compliments Midge on his journey from Marxism to Anarchy. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

The pope dies and R wants to know why people are excited about it. Beave suggest lowering the alter boys age to win pope election. Beave brings us the greatest song ever written by Ye aka Kanye West. We end with how to make America more American. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

We start with a great this or that, no one wants to actually answer it. We round out the the episode with some Rapeseed, two bits of not sound legal advice and how to get aliens to actually show up. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

The boyz discuss cover songs and what artists have the best covers. R talks about taxes and his inept local government. Beave loves Ye and everything he stands for. Midge pisses in the wind and more! Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

We talk politics, soccer, El Salvador prisons and school shooting. Rampant laughter and sic scenarios abound! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Midge opens up about his wife's fantastic pumpkin muffins. Beave announces his big family news and then proceeds to tell about his families ability to relay important news. R talks about video games and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

We are sorry for not being better at getting podcasts out on time and not having new episodes. In repentance we have the most vile, disturbing and down right trashy this or that Beave could come up with. Midge's skin crawled and R contemplated life decisions. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Welcome back to another Guest Episode with "Driver", he's an avid Stand Up Jet Ski Rider & Wheeler Dealer Extraordinaire!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Midge and Beave bring you some of the most awesome topics in the world! Beave has a step by step guide on anal sex. Lena the Plug and why being a pornstar and having a pornstar for a wife would suck. We have two This or That's and Midge would earn 21 million dollars. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

R & Beave run the show this week as Midge starts his journey as a contractor in general construction. The 2 guys discuss fire both in the air and in the field followed by an analysis of professionals starting side businesses. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

It is the third white trash awards! The awards start at 14:52. Before the awards we have a quick lesson in tariffs, followed by how Midge changed his bosses mind. After the awards show crowns the winner we get a look at R's early life and why he knows about trash so well. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

We slam into high gear immediately talking about sluts and who would suck our dicks harder, Ukrainians or Russians. Beave dissects the recent big dogging by the white house. Midge and Beave go ham about economics. Midge has an idea to stop child molesters and they round it out with video games and KillTony. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Beave fights fire with crayons! Blue is the color of the sky and red is fire. This episode was off the hinges, laughing, crazy hypotheticals and more. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

We talk strippers, vegetable people, cyber warfare, annoying people and politics, cops that do a great job and the ultimate solution. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

We're Always Right! Midge and the gang figure out how to end all future wars without civilian casualties. R slings rope four times in 24 hours and still won't spill about how big his hog is. Beave chooses war with his wife and Midge has never seen Rambo. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Does your daughter have her rape card punched? Do you know what a rape card is? Find out on this episode! Beave, R and Midge discuss the political climate, how to start a game show with Barack Obama and Tiger Woods and rounding it off is a relationship advice session and possibly a book in the works! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

The boys get into the best way to jerk off in the shower. Lily Phillips fights another British slut that stole her fuck crown. R talks about Indians and how they can solve their female to male ratio problems and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

R and Midge start this bad boy with a nice slow build till we express how much we love our wives and should get a once a year free pass to smack the shit out of them. Beave joins us mid way and the oddest conversation of the podcast ensues. Cats and the 1920's noiore film that will be filmed using Midge's cats. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Beave recounts how heroic he is for putting his super down and saving lives. Midge really hates people. Tump tower is bombed and we doubt the integrity of the news. Religion is evil and porn is becoming illegal. Midge and Beave debate how to say Nikolai Tesla's name. Beave has the bomber dudes email and reads it in its entirety while R and Midge heckle him. What's better a chess tournament or a chest tournament? Midge gives a brief and loud lesson about supply and demand. R hates people as well, we love our loves and thank god Midge is not superman! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

R and Beave talk about why making a new years resolution is stupid. Video games are regressing and there's no new action stars because people suck. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Merry Dickmas!!! Would you kill people if every time you did you had 2 hours to find someone to shove their dick in your ass? Midge, R and Beave discuss Christmas and how they spread cheer. Lebron James is a baby about three pointers. R loves the Lions and F.T.P. and many more insane and zany topics! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

It's the two hundredth episode! We start out with discount tire mechanices then we leap into the main meal. What do we think represents the MB Machine Podcast the best! R uses A.I. to write promotions and a poem, Midge writes four poems/raps and Beave talks about the most impactful episodes we've recorded. We also feature Lily Phillips and if we would participate in her gangbang! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

R gets a pitch fork through his foot and it scars him for life. Midge and R talk about going back in time and how to avoid being labeled a witch. Being an old timey doctor rules and we know how to get away with killing patients. R has a kick ass sister! We despise grocery shopping with our wives. Pro Hitman vs Amateur Hitman. We have plans for a 200th episode!!! And Midge debates on paying for his wife to be abducted, Taken style!!! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Did you know that Black Men can sing country and are good at it? Midge has been on a hip hop craze and R reminisces about his hip hop listening youth. R predicts the future and Midge brics his steam deck. Both men hate the news. R has an epiphany of life and it's repetitive. Ralph our father terrorizes the old folks home. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

LD is with us today, he gets some cheese. Step sisters are fuckable but not half sisters or moms. Our Uncle Dollar doesn't like Japs. Beave binges 3 hours of the fish tank before recording. Midge has the tiniest dick out of his brothers. Reality TV isn't real so says Beave. We talk about our wives and how much of a prepper they are. Two this or That's and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Mark Normand. Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul. Hot tub owners. Small dick talk. BOGO. Midge gets ripped off. War. Relationship advice. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

The election just got over and we talk about what would've convinced us to vote for a candidate. Fat people exist and Midge and R argue about who is fat. We discuss dicks at some point and other stories. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

The boys debate on if they'd send their wives back into to fuck Hitler and save all the Jewish people. R opts to discuss the election and how he loves political ads. Beave does not like being ignorant and decides to press Midge for details about his hypothetical questions. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: ⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

The boys are back at it. Midge discusses how to dome up and turtle your dick. R talks public sex and Beave brings up real topics that are semi-serious. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: ⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Some family issues prevented us from recording this week, so we are re-releasing a episode that is heavy with dicks, enjoy!!! Spunky British sluts go cave diving and dunk all over the place. We have economic advice, who would you rather sacrifice, and we end it all talking about some weird turds that Midge laid in the Super Bowl! Mack is a first time emailer and circle jerk connoisseur, regularly listening and singing our praises to the masses. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: discord.gg/UmsF9YnY 11:00am EST every Saturday

LD joins us for tons of laughs! The start is all about dicks and Riley Reid. We have an epic debate about this or that! Midge has a story about his father-in-law. Beave talks about being a mayor in Mexico and has zingers throughout. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We've all wanted to punch a woman in the face at some point. Midge has a terrible Saturday and terrible managers all around him. Beave starts talking about the secret service. R chits and chats about how companies used to be perceived. Hurricanes, poor people, more about Skankfest, new comedy on Netflix and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

This episode is all about our trip to Skankfest 2024 in Las Vegas! We tell about what we didn't like about it, lines, seeing the same comedian more than once and smokers. What we loved far outweighed the dislikes. Comedians, Sam Talent, Sam Tripoli, Sam Hyde, Aaron Berg, TJ Miller, were exceptional and are now on our watch list! Female comedians can be hilarious, Kim Congdon, Kerryn Feehan, Irish Lady and Sarah Fatemi to name a few. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We are literally on our way to the greatest comedy festival ever, Skankfest!!! Beave, R and Midge get it rolling with the Midge whisper. It's 6am on a fucking Saturday, stories range from Midge fighting with his wife over cops, Beave and R getting laid no matter what, a healthy portion of how to act in an airport and to top it off, how much fun money we're taking on our trip! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We start with the pope and end at fucking animals. The ride is bumpy and crazy but funny as hell the whole time. We have a This or That, that will make you question who is morally righteous or not. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We have a full ass episode today. We chat about porn we've seen and what we expect from them. Beave brings up jail in the UK and it sounds like a treat. Midge give his opinion on Who's Line Is It Anyway. The boyz play This or That. Midge buys a Steam Deck and rats himself out to his wife. R has a great week with Movies, go cart racing and wants to know the gender of a individual. Midge has marriage rewards and levels and has the stealth fapping ability. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Mack joins us! We talk about which ethnicity would be the best at building a bridge. We sing a Journey song and remind everyone where they belong on the everything scale. Mack tells us about allowing his kids to cuss and how good they're getting at it. R reveals his cock size. Beave turns down a stuck milf in a dryer. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We have two part time guests on the show today! From WE Love The State, Ben and Andy! We talk about everything, Hitler, deadnaming, curing cripples with a butthole, setting off smoke detectors, and inoculating our wives to name calling. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave watches too much porn and explains what slinging rope is. Skankfest is coming up and our wives are worried about us fucking each other. We plan a gangbang is Vegas. Kamala Harris is hot and we discuss Equality, Equity and Nature. Tons of laughs!!! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Midgette joins Midge and they talk about their recent DnD campaign, the two questions their old landlord had and why Beave is missed. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

R returns and discusses all things amazing. Shoot, I've been so busy fixing stuff around the house I'm drawing a blank on what was in the episode. Call it writers block or I'm just a melon head. ~ Midge If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

R returns to the podcast amongst political turmoil. R brings up Alpha men and how utterly ridiculous most are. Midge gives out valuable tips on how to be Alpha and not beta. Beave makes a bottom joke and Midge argues with his wife. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Midge has his dick adhere to his balls. Beave and Midge discuss how freedom week went. Beave makes some of the funniest Mongo impressions Midge has ever heard and Midge complains about his wife. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave and Midge talk about freedom week and how nations give freedom and how their ancestors fucked up and gave too many people freedom! CA-CAW! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

The presidential debate just happened and we're flabbergasted on how these two old fucks are the best candidates. We give the best marriage advice and tips to keep her happy. Fat people make boats float and some other shenanigans. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave is gone. Midge is pissing out his ass and Midgette gets called up for the big game. She weaves the tale of surviving the recent Tornado, berates Midge for being stupid and does not Hawk Tua spit on his thang! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave and Midge are back!!! Joining us with some of the most delicious brandy ever is Mick! We cover politics, Natalie Portman, why we had such a long absence and the two emails we had from over a month ago! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Been busy, bunch of ball busting, laughs and hilarity throughout. Enjoy the show!!!