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Welcome to the MB Machine Network! We have four different podcasts for your enjoyment! The MB Machine Podcast - weekly episodes, The MB Movie Review, - bi-weekly episodes, The Book Stops Here - monthly episodes, and Obscurity - TBD. God speed you miscrean

Midge & Beave


    • Apr 30, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 27m AVG DURATION
    • 256 EPISODES


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    Cover Songs: Ep 218

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 81:07


    The boyz discuss cover songs and what artists have the best covers. R talks about taxes and his inept local government. Beave loves Ye and everything he stands for. Midge pisses in the wind and more! Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Easter Fight: Ep 217

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 110:31


    We talk politics, soccer, El Salvador prisons and school shooting. Rampant laughter and sic scenarios abound! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Pumpkin Spice: Ep 216

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 83:25


    Midge opens up about his wife's fantastic pumpkin muffins. Beave announces his big family news and then proceeds to tell about his families ability to relay important news. R talks about video games and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Repentance: Ep 215

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 76:16


    We are sorry for not being better at getting podcasts out on time and not having new episodes. In repentance we have the most vile, disturbing and down right trashy this or that Beave could come up with. Midge's skin crawled and R contemplated life decisions. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    RE-Upload: The Driver: EP 23

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 105:58


    Welcome back to another Guest Episode with "Driver", he's an avid Stand Up Jet Ski Rider & Wheeler Dealer Extraordinaire!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Beave's Anal Guide to the Galaxy: Ep 214

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 70:08


    Midge and Beave bring you some of the most awesome topics in the world! Beave has a step by step guide on anal sex. Lena the Plug and why being a pornstar and having a pornstar for a wife would suck. We have two This or That's and Midge would earn 21 million dollars. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Cheeks & Police: Ep 213

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 82:19


    R & Beave run the show this week as Midge starts his journey as a contractor in general construction. The 2 guys discuss fire both in the air and in the field followed by an analysis of professionals starting side businesses. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    3rd White Trash Awards: Ep 212

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 93:50


    It is the third white trash awards! The awards start at 14:52. Before the awards we have a quick lesson in tariffs, followed by how Midge changed his bosses mind. After the awards show crowns the winner we get a look at R's early life and why he knows about trash so well. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Ukraine Sluts: Ep 211

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 135:14


    We slam into high gear immediately talking about sluts and who would suck our dicks harder, Ukrainians or Russians. Beave dissects the recent big dogging by the white house. Midge and Beave go ham about economics. Midge has an idea to stop child molesters and they round it out with video games and KillTony. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Red Crayon Blue Crayon: Ep 210

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 68:01


    Beave fights fire with crayons! Blue is the color of the sky and red is fire. This episode was off the hinges, laughing, crazy hypotheticals and more. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Pessimism: Ep 209

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 105:12


    Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Next On Stage, Hydro Ho!: Ep 208

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 130:43


    We talk strippers, vegetable people, cyber warfare, annoying people and politics, cops that do a great job and the ultimate solution. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    W.A.R. :Ep 207

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 98:12


    We're Always Right! Midge and the gang figure out how to end all future wars without civilian casualties. R slings rope four times in 24 hours and still won't spill about how big his hog is. Beave chooses war with his wife and Midge has never seen Rambo. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Punch Card: Ep 206

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 124:00


    Does your daughter have her rape card punched? Do you know what a rape card is? Find out on this episode! Beave, R and Midge discuss the political climate, how to start a game show with Barack Obama and Tiger Woods and rounding it off is a relationship advice session and possibly a book in the works! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Power Stance: Ep 205

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 103:00


    The boys get into the best way to jerk off in the shower. Lily Phillips fights another British slut that stole her fuck crown. R talks about Indians and how they can solve their female to male ratio problems and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Cat House: Ep 204

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 94:35


    R and Midge start this bad boy with a nice slow build till we express how much we love our wives and should get a once a year free pass to smack the shit out of them. Beave joins us mid way and the oddest conversation of the podcast ensues. Cats and the 1920's noiore film that will be filmed using Midge's cats. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Absolutely No Trespassing: Ep 203

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 129:43


    Beave recounts how heroic he is for putting his super down and saving lives. Midge really hates people. Tump tower is bombed and we doubt the integrity of the news. Religion is evil and porn is becoming illegal. Midge and Beave debate how to say Nikolai Tesla's name. Beave has the bomber dudes email and reads it in its entirety while R and Midge heckle him. What's better a chess tournament or a chest tournament? Midge gives a brief and loud lesson about supply and demand. R hates people as well, we love our loves and thank god Midge is not superman! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Here Comes 2025 with a Whimper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 100:55


    R and Beave talk about why making a new years resolution is stupid. Video games are regressing and there's no new action stars because people suck. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Merry Dickmas: Ep 201

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2024 89:50


    Merry Dickmas!!! Would you kill people if every time you did you had 2 hours to find someone to shove their dick in your ass? Midge, R and Beave discuss Christmas and how they spread cheer. Lebron James is a baby about three pointers. R loves the Lions and F.T.P. and many more insane and zany topics! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Two Hundred: Ep 200

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 121:39


    It's the two hundredth episode! We start out with discount tire mechanices then we leap into the main meal. What do we think represents the MB Machine Podcast the best! R uses A.I. to write promotions and a poem, Midge writes four poems/raps and Beave talks about the most impactful episodes we've recorded. We also feature Lily Phillips and if we would participate in her gangbang! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Pitch Fork in the Foot

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 76:24


    R gets a pitch fork through his foot and it scars him for life. Midge and R talk about going back in time and how to avoid being labeled a witch. Being an old timey doctor rules and we know how to get away with killing patients. R has a kick ass sister! We despise grocery shopping with our wives. Pro Hitman vs Amateur Hitman. We have plans for a 200th episode!!! And Midge debates on paying for his wife to be abducted, Taken style!!! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Black Men Sing Country: Ep 198

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 82:36


    Did you know that Black Men can sing country and are good at it? Midge has been on a hip hop craze and R reminisces about his hip hop listening youth. R predicts the future and Midge brics his steam deck. Both men hate the news. R has an epiphany of life and it's repetitive. Ralph our father terrorizes the old folks home. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    War-ons and Nukes: Ep 197

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 103:23


    LD is with us today, he gets some cheese. Step sisters are fuckable but not half sisters or moms. Our Uncle Dollar doesn't like Japs. Beave binges 3 hours of the fish tank before recording. Midge has the tiniest dick out of his brothers. Reality TV isn't real so says Beave. We talk about our wives and how much of a prepper they are. Two this or That's and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Black Market Rips Midge Off: Ep 196

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 99:17


    Mark Normand. Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul. Hot tub owners. Small dick talk. BOGO. Midge gets ripped off. War. Relationship advice. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!  Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Buying Beaves Vote: Ep 195

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 62:41


    The election just got over and we talk about what would've convinced us to vote for a candidate. Fat people exist and Midge and R argue about who is fat. We discuss dicks at some point and other stories. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Love Is Love: Ep 194

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 132:13


    The boys debate on if they'd send their wives back into to fuck Hitler and save all the Jewish people. R opts to discuss the election and how he loves political ads. Beave does not like being ignorant and decides to press Midge for details about his hypothetical questions. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: ⁠⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Dome Up: Ep 193

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 120:06


    The boys are back at it. Midge discusses how to dome up and turtle your dick. R talks public sex and Beave brings up real topics that are semi-serious. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: ⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

    RE-upload, Splunk Spunk Dunk: Ep 118

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 105:30


    Some family issues prevented us from recording this week, so we are re-releasing a episode that is heavy with dicks, enjoy!!! Spunky British sluts go cave diving and dunk all over the place. We have economic advice, who would you rather sacrifice, and we end it all talking about some weird turds that Midge laid in the Super Bowl! Mack is a first time emailer and circle jerk connoisseur, regularly listening and singing our praises to the masses. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out! Discord: discord.gg/UmsF9YnY 11:00am EST every Saturday

    Lunch Box's and Hottubs: Ep 192

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 104:46


    LD joins us for tons of laughs! The start is all about dicks and Riley Reid. We have an epic debate about this or that! Midge has a story about his father-in-law. Beave talks about being a mayor in Mexico and has zingers throughout. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Punch Her In The Face: Ep 191

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 71:01


    We've all wanted to punch a woman in the face at some point. Midge has a terrible Saturday and terrible managers all around him. Beave starts talking about the secret service. R chits and chats about how companies used to be perceived. Hurricanes, poor people, more about Skankfest, new comedy on Netflix and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    All About Skankfest: Ep 190

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 120:12


    This episode is all about our trip to Skankfest 2024 in Las Vegas! We tell about what we didn't like about it, lines, seeing the same comedian more than once and smokers. What we loved far outweighed the dislikes. Comedians, Sam Talent, Sam Tripoli, Sam Hyde, Aaron Berg, TJ Miller, were exceptional and are now on our watch list! Female comedians can be hilarious, Kim Congdon, Kerryn Feehan, Irish Lady and Sarah Fatemi to name a few. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Not Bootlickers: Ep 189

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 111:29


    We are literally on our way to the greatest comedy festival ever, Skankfest!!! Beave, R and Midge get it rolling with the Midge whisper. It's 6am on a fucking Saturday, stories range from Midge fighting with his wife over cops, Beave and R getting laid no matter what, a healthy portion of how to act in an airport and to top it off, how much fun money we're taking on our trip! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    The Turd That Sunk The Ship: Ep 188

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 77:20


    We start with the pope and end at fucking animals. The ride is bumpy and crazy but funny as hell the whole time. We have a This or That, that will make you question who is morally righteous or not. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    My Balls Are Full: Ep 187

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 70:39


    We have a full ass episode today. We chat about porn we've seen and what we expect from them. Beave brings up jail in the UK and it sounds like a treat. Midge give his opinion on Who's Line Is It Anyway. The boyz play This or That. Midge buys a Steam Deck and rats himself out to his wife. R has a great week with Movies, go cart racing and wants to know the gender of a individual. Midge has marriage rewards and levels and has the stealth fapping ability. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Big Mack Attack: Ep 186

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 92:46


    Mack joins us! We talk about which ethnicity would be the best at building a bridge. We sing a Journey song and remind everyone where they belong on the everything scale. Mack tells us about allowing his kids to cuss and how good they're getting at it. R reveals his cock size. Beave turns down a stuck milf in a dryer. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Climax...Because I Can: Ep 185 Featuring Kill Tony's Andy Koons

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 105:37


    We have two part time guests on the show today! From WE Love The State, Ben and Andy! We talk about everything, Hitler, deadnaming, curing cripples with a butthole, setting off smoke detectors, and inoculating our wives to name calling. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Slinging Rope: Ep 184

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 81:45


    Beave watches too much porn and explains what slinging rope is. Skankfest is coming up and our wives are worried about us fucking each other. We plan a gangbang is Vegas. Kamala Harris is hot and we discuss Equality, Equity and Nature. Tons of laughs!!! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    DnD Brother: Ep 183

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 55:23


    Midgette joins Midge and they talk about their recent DnD campaign, the two questions their old landlord had and why Beave is missed. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Let it Burn, I Don't Care: Ep 182

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 52:29


    R returns and discusses all things amazing. Shoot, I've been so busy fixing stuff around the house I'm drawing a blank on what was in the episode. Call it writers block or I'm just a melon head. ~ Midge If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Alpha Assassins: Ep 181

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 105:51


    R returns to the podcast amongst political turmoil. R brings up Alpha men and how utterly ridiculous most are. Midge gives out valuable tips on how to be Alpha and not beta. Beave makes a bottom joke and Midge argues with his wife. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Mongo Likes Sex: Ep 180

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 70:44


    Midge has his dick adhere to his balls. Beave and Midge discuss how freedom week went. Beave makes some of the funniest Mongo impressions Midge has ever heard and Midge complains about his wife. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Freedom Week: Ep 179

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 64:22


    Beave and Midge talk about freedom week and how nations give freedom and how their ancestors fucked up and gave too many people freedom! CA-CAW! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Debate our Balls: Ep 178

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 80:05


    The presidential debate just happened and we're flabbergasted on how these two old fucks are the best candidates. We give the best marriage advice and tips to keep her happy. Fat people make boats float and some other shenanigans. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    She's a Survivor: Ep 177

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 52:54


    Beave is gone. Midge is pissing out his ass and Midgette gets called up for the big game. She weaves the tale of surviving the recent Tornado, berates Midge for being stupid and does not Hawk Tua spit on his thang! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Juneteenth Pride: Ep 176

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 141:30


    Beave and Midge are back!!! Joining us with some of the most delicious brandy ever is Mick! We cover politics, Natalie Portman, why we had such a long absence and the two emails we had from over a month ago! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    The Best Damn Episode: Ep 175

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 86:00


    Been busy, bunch of ball busting, laughs and hilarity throughout. Enjoy the show!!!

    Surviving a Tornado: Ep 174

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 59:45


    Michigan and most of the Midwest was hammered with Tornados and brutal storms. Beave and Midge recount their survival stories and why idiots stare out the window to see a tornado. Midge has revelations that all people are idiots and Beave makes fun of Stormy. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Two Clicks to the Left: Ep 173

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 66:41


    Midge is back! Beave and Midge figure out how to tell if you're gay with a simple hypothetical question. Beave slams it into gear an carries the show to infinity and beyond. Beave goes ham on war, twitter spaces and when you can tell that your bitch is leaving you! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    A night with Beave

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 29:34


    Times are good, times are fast, if you don't have food, you'll get a missile up your ass! - Israel (Probably) Today's episode is a Beave special and has some half assed tunes that he tiredly strums to the audience while mumbling about politics and life. Godspeed you filthy animals. thembmachinepodcast.com

    Hyper Warp Light Speed: Ep 171

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 98:16


    Midge starts it with a rant about workplace harassment. Beave is a workplace harasser and tells of a sweet trip to HR. We discuss the end of the universe, why debt is stupid and the comedians who are gonna be at Skanfest!!! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

    Defending Yourself with Rape: Ep 170

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 91:03


    R spills about how much he likes the New Fallout series on Amazon. Beave tells about some of the initiation rites to become a volunteer firefighter. Midge is pro defensive rape. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

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