The Secret Life of MILFs

Nicole is an educator, a former sorority girl, an overall amazing woman and the August MILF of the Month!She joins Aimee and the MILFs discuss their college days, education, fostering and how Nicole is raising a tiny army of social justice warriors. 

The Secret Life of MILFs will be taking a break from weekly episodes until September. Tune in July 4th and August 1st for full length MILF of the Month epsiodes. “I think it's important to take a break, you know, from the public eye for a while, and give people a chance to miss you. I want longevity. I don't want to get out there and run myself ragged and spread myself thin.” - Aaliyah

The Secret Life of MILFs is thrilled to introduce June MILF of the Month: Michele!Our guest kept it real and really funny this week as she recorded her episode from the driver's seat of her minivan.The ladies discussed their offspring, why Michele goes hard on Halloween and what it was like to learn the sexy art of Chairlesque dancing.Michele also had a unique childhood growing up as a CODA (Child of Deaf Adults). She shares some hilarious and insightful stories from her past and how she became an advocate for the Disability Rights community and a sign language interpreter. 

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It's all about the Post Divorce Hoe phase this week as we meet newly single MILF Alex. The ladies discuss what it's like growing up in a religious home in the south, being a teen mom, and best of all, Alex's adventures in getting d*cked down. Our girl has been on the hunt for all the BDE and even met fellow SLOM listener “G” live and LITERALLY in the flesh!! Stay tuned because there's no doubt we'll be following up with Alex for a juicy Part 2!

It's the desensitization of Heather this week as Aimee introduces a fellow coworker in chaos that is an elementary school in 2022. We chat about the effects the pandemic has had on parenting, bond over our shared love of cats and most hilariously discuss the fact that Heather can't say the word “p*ssy” without giggling. It's immersion therapy this week on The Secret Life of MILFs…we'll get this girl screaming “p*ssy” from the rooftops before you know it!

To celebrate Mother's Day, The Secret Life of MILFs is proud to introduce the woman who literally grew one of your favorite MILFs from scratch: Aimee's mom Pam! This episode may be a little more sentimental (and significantly less dirty) but Mama Pam doesn't dodge the hard hitting questions…even if the answers are “hypothetical.”

It may have been outside her comfort zone, but our May MILF of the Month understood the assignment. Shakyma has such a self assured and confident vibe about her, that anyone could learn a thing or two from her no nonsense attitude. She's the perfect mix of seriousness and spice...and any woman who blasts music like she does while driving a straight up MILF Minivan speaks to my soul. 

Please give a warm SLOM welcome to a legit MILF Of All Trades and Aimee's soul sister:  Marcie! Marcie joins Aimee this week to share some incredible life experiences. Growing up in a religious fundamentalist community she dealt firsthand with toxic purity culture and all of the patriarchal bullshit that comes along with it. Her personal journey to come out is inspiring and we can't thank her enough for sharing her story.

Sometimes we all need to take a step back and focus on what's really important. So this quickie episode will tide you over until Aimee and Lindsey are back into a regular recording schedule. In the meantime, enjoy some classic ridiculousness from your favorite MILFs. 

Lindsey is not right on top of that, Rose! We are all hands on deck to support our favorite Midwestern glamazon during her MILF-life crisis! She's feeling like a Jackass stunt in human form on the precipice of her Joker origin story, so be gentle or she might go for the jugular. 

You heard Kelsey Walker's incredibly touching story on Monday (and hopefully have bought her book by now!) But Wednesdays are for Hump Day Treats and ridiculous rapid fire questions for our featured MILF of the Month. Turns out our soul sister Kelsey has some spicy stories that will make your jaw drop and eyes pop!Contact Kelsey Walkerhttps://www.fromthegreendesk.com/@from_the_green_deskInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/from_the_green_desk/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kelsey.huston.9Get Kelsey's Book “Face Everything and Rise”https://www.amazon.com/Face-Everything-Rise-Kelsey-Walker/dp/B09MYXXHSW/ref=sr_1_4?crid=21D6CICJ58GTU&keywords=book+kelsey+walker&qid=1648515653&sprefix=book+kelsey+walker%2Caps%2C64&sr=8-4

To celebrate a year filled with memorable MILF content, the ladies have officially kicked off their MILF of the Month series! Aimee and Lindsey are thrilled to introduce their 2022 April MILF of the Month: Kelsey Walker. Kelsey has a deeply moving story to share about her experience with abortion, PTSD and the loss of her sweet baby, Hope. We discuss her memoir, the non-profit she started, and how she found the strength to rise and become a women's rights advocate.Kelsey is the epitome of a badass MILF and we are so thankful to have been able to amplify her voice. Please visit her website to see how you can support women who are suffering as a result of abortion, child, infant or pregnancy loss.Contact Kelsey Walkerhttps://www.fromthegreendesk.com/@from_the_green_deskInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/from_the_green_desk/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kelsey.huston.9 Get Kelsey's Book “Face Everything and Rise”https://www.amazon.com/Face-Everything-Rise-Kelsey-Walker/dp/B09MYXXHSW/ref=sr_1_4?crid=21D6CICJ58GTU&keywords=book+kelsey+walker&qid=1648515653&sprefix=book+kelsey+walker%2Caps%2C64&sr=8-4

Cheers to one year of the OG MILFs being your hoe-stesses with the most magnificent mommy milkers on either side of the Mississippi! Aimee and Lindsey introduce the upcoming concept of highlighting a MILF of the Month to get some fresh MILF meat in the rotation (because how many times can we listen to Lindsey solicit someone to scissor?!) Tune in for some silly sexy questions and a lot of laughs on another #MILFMonday. 

Uncork your favorite bottle, unbutton your pants, and join your favorite MILFs After Dark for another round of Game Night! Find out who gets an audition or not with a few rounds of Smash or Pass?  Then find out who gets a callback with a not-so-quickie round of Who Would You Rather?: The Johns. The gals wind down with their attempt at telepathically communicating via Mind Meld and try to match words (spoiler alert: it all comes back to scissoring!) Do not miss this episode or you won't know the secret MILF handshake! 

May this episode act as a warning shot to men who end up in the DMs of our listeners. Please do not use our followers list as a hunting ground or face certain roasting by our MILFs (even *if* one of them tells you she sleeps naked!) Not wanting to just chalk this up as the price of doing business as a pretty girl on the internet, Aimee and Lindsey verbally tar and feather this can of spam because they are "terrible, terrible people!" Hey, if it walks like a Nigerian prince and it DMs like a Nigerian prince, it just might be a Nigerian prince. Plus an update on Lindsey's work shenanigans and a follow up on a listener situation that involved her kid maybe seeing her taco? It's spicy - you don't want to miss this episode! Please give Aimee some pity likes by following her @aim_for_the_heart on TikTok and she will love you forever!

The ladies are straight up not having a good time mah dudes. In this catch up episode, it's very much a love letter to the tune of “F*ck you Corporate America. P.S. Your Education System Sucks.” Cause if you can't joke about it, what's the point??Aimee may or may not be sexually harrassing her new TikTok friend in the mere existence of this episode alone, and the MILFs have a clash of the Midwest/East Coast pronunciation of Colorado. Colo-RAD-O? Or is it Colo-ROD-O? Send help. Oh, and your Paramount + password.  

The real question this week may be: Can the MILFs have a conversation that doesn't include scissoring? The short answer is a resounding NO. As per usual the ladies take a hard left somewhere and descend into scissoring insanity. Scissoring, seriously? Or seriously scissoring? You be the judge.

...or did she?! Aimee recounts her first experience purchasing some marijuana now that it's legal recreationally in New York. Maybe she accidentally bought herself a bushel of weed... In her defense, math is hard!

What better way to celebrate our 50th episode and Galentine's Day than a sex toy review?!Lindsey shares her (alleged) karmic plans to close the abuse cycle with a sociopathic ex-boyfriend while Aimee's on standby with money for bail.The MILFs then share their personal collections and describe which toy makes them squirm, scream and squirt. Because let's be honest, the world is a better place with more sex in it…either solo or with partner(s)!Mary Sucking Vibrator/ OGSucking Vibratorhttps://www.tracysdog.com/collections/sexy-toys/products/2-in-1-g-spot-vibrator-with-clitoral-suckingLittle Sucking Vibratorhttps://www.tracysdog.com/collections/suck-me-up/products/2-in-1-sucking-vibrating-vibratorLuna Rabbit Vibratorhttps://www.tracysdog.com/products/artificial-diamond-luna-rabbit-vibrator?_pos=4&_sid=1148edea2&_ss=rLovense Norahttps://www.lovense.com/rabbit-vibrator?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=nora&gclid=Cj0KCQiA0p2QBhDvARIsAACSOOPxV9fsFMe-u3C08ahYjwK9G9YkLZ5rDSuhFAyPz4qk95ahYBFC5CgaAkO7EALw_wcBPlusOne Vibrating Ringhttps://www.amazon.com/PlusOne-Vibrating-Ring-Tantalizing-Pound/dp/B07HB7V4FVOriginal Magic Wandhttps://www.amazon.com/Original-Magic-Wand-Essentials-Massager/dp/B01DCHMIF2/ref=sr_1_52?crid=F1XSADSM6NFC&keywords=small+rabbit+ears+clit+sex+toy&qid=1644681171&s=hpc&sprefix=small+rabbit+ears+clit+sex+toy%2Chpc%2C149&sr=1-52Aimee's Amazon Version of The Magic Wandhttps://www.amazon.com/Luna-Rechargeable-Personal-Wand-Massager/dp/B07YVQC4DR/ref=sr_1_4?crid=2EPZ0LM3VVAZF&keywords=magic+wand&qid=1644681196&s=hpc&sprefix=magic+wand%2Chpc%2C108&sr=1-4Aimee's "Barbie horse saddle" model is nowhere to be found...but this is close!https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09G2D3KW2?linkCode=ogi&tag=cosmopolitan_auto-append-20&ascsubtag=[artid|10049.a.13036581[src|[ch|[lt|

Don't call it filler when this is clearly a fluffer episode! The gals catch up on Lindsey's latest gay adventure with her corporate homo-husband. Plus a shocking twist to the age old question of "have you ever done a rusty trombone?" Get your poppers and Red Bull ready, honey, because it's another beautiful MILF Monday.Follow Childless MILF Toni on Twitter: @machecazzodiciiFollow Corporate Daddy Jesus on Twitter: @Stovokorian

What makes a MILF? The ladies chat this week about reclaiming the term for the matriarchy and expanding its definition to be more inclusive. There are even some tips for the dudes to exude DILF energy! Plus a fun little update from our favorite philanthropist: Lindsey's tiddies.The Vagina Monologues - The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPCgdDIPrg0Secrets of Playboy Docuseries on A&E https://www.aetv.com/shows/secrets-of-playboy

Content Warning: addiction, alcoholismJoin the ladies while they discuss Lindsey's evolution from sloppy drunk party girl to solidly sober and learn what NOT to say to an alcoholic. If you are struggling with addiction, please know we see you and we love you. It's never too late to ask for help. Book mentioned in this episode:This Naked Mind by Annie Grace @thisnakedmind on InstagramResources: Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) websiteSAMHSA's Helpline: 1-800-662-4357Alcoholics Anonymous website

The MILFs are back to their regularly scheduled rambling this week! It's a hodge podge catch up episode where there's talk about everything from nipples to navels, plus a very random DM that just might be the start of a great MILF adventure. Strap in (and strap on) for the best part of Monday!

The threesome you've always wanted continues with Part 2 of our interview with Certified Sex Coach (and our future sex cult leader) Kristen Thomas! If you aren't ready to take notes for this one, why are you here?! Kristen teaches us proper HJ technique, how to correctly use a penis pump and answers the age old question of, “Can every vulva owner squirt?” We also discussed expanding Lindsey's sex toy collection and got tips for re-entering the dating scene for our listeners in the post divorce hoe-phase. Just another tasty treat from your favorite MILFs and the hottest Sex Coach around!Contact Kristen Thomas:@sofreshandsokthttps://openthedoorscoaching.com/ TikTok: @coachkristenInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/sofreshandsokt/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/OpenTheDoorsKC Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/openthedoorscoaching State of Affairs - Esther Perelhttps://www.amazon.com/State-Affairs-Rethinking-Infidelity/dp/0062322583Bathmate Hydromax Penis Pumphttps://officialhydromaxpump.com/?oid=2&affid=692&chan=ppc&gclid=CjwKCAiArOqOBhBmEiwAsgeLmRIYrzYNRKf-wcgY3AmC-6nwReXK1xgo8AchLwGbgg2hXdzY7VQCzhoCPvwQAvD_BwE

Being authentic is the MILF motto for 2022 and what better way to ring in the new year than have Certified Sex Coach (and literal Sex Goddess) Kristen Thomas on the show?! We covered keeping kids out of the bedroom, if monogamy is realistic, sex toys and oral/penetrative vaginal sex. (All with the assistance of prop puppet Parker Pussy!) I guess it's true what they say…a hot sex coach helps the medicine go down. Er…helps the man go down??Contact Kristen Thomashttps://openthedoorscoaching.com/ @sofreshandsoktInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/sofreshandsokt/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/OpenTheDoorsKC Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/openthedoorscoaching https://beducated.com/“The Sex Ed You Wish You'd Had” - Watch video course expert advice from anywhereUse discount code: coachkristen and get 70% off your subscription!She Comes First - Ian Kernerhttps://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring/dp/0060538260/ref=sr_1_1?crid=35IEPQK7XCXUZ&keywords=she+comes+first+paperback&qid=1641166124&s=books&sprefix=she+co%2Cstripbooks%2C79&sr=1-1Mating in Captivity - Esther Perelhttps://www.amazon.com/Mating-Captivity-Unlocking-Erotic-Intelligence/dp/0060753641

The MILFs ask the hard-hitting questions this week: Was anyone naked in the pool? Any scissoring? Any scissor fingering? What's the deal with scissoring anyway?! Can we talk about dicks? And BIG dicks at that? Will this podcast get Lindsey fired? Don't miss another peek inside the mind of a MILF! 

Let's go on a rocketship to the moon MILF Gang! It's an auditory journey of “The Circle” a la That 70s Show and Lindsey is feeelin' the vibes. Aimee is in desperate need of a Twitter guru and MILF merch is officially in the works! Are you ready for a sneak peek!? Lindsey also live tweeted her psychedelic Christmas lights bus tour with fan favorite Squirtin' Sarah last week! This was a wild ride of an episode, but in our defense…we were left unsupervised.

It's a Grey's Anatomy/Corporate Hell crossover episode this week as Aimee earns some much needed rest and relaxation after her latest medical crisis (appendicitis, OUCH!), and Lindsey fakes it 'til she makes it at her new position (at work, ya pervs).Catch Lindsey on the Empowered Eating Podcast and discussed her experience working with Lauren Boline and all the amazing changes that healing her relationship with food has brought to her life. Listen to Lindsey on the Empowered Eating Podcast:https://open.spotify.com/episode/39kSbYQdVNFjGhkjbiBqHX?si=AcjVKRJ8QSucMlATV6X7pwContact Lauren Boline on Social MediaFacebook: facebook.com/laurenboline.rdnInstagram: @dietitian.laurenboline

This week you get a glimpse at the secret lives of a couple of MILFs After Dark. Lindsey and fam run into several podcast listeners at First Fridays in the Crossroads of Kansas City - including Birdie from Effing Candle Company and Dave from the Taco the Town podcast! Did you feel a twitch in your pants this week? Lindsey finally knelt down at the feet of sex goddess extraordinaire, Kristen Thomas from Open the Doors Coaching during a happy hour. The ladies dish their thoughts on fucking on the first date and Lindsey tells the tale of her first time with her boyfriend. Aimee tries to get the game night back on track by asking a few eyebrow-raising questions. You have to tune in to #MILFMonday to find what weird items the girls have, ahem, inserted... Lindsey and Aimee chat about inappropriate and awkward boner situations. Plus - you won't believe what Lindsey is going to do in the name of science (it has to do with her hypothesis surrounding a blue popsicle). And a cat fight breaks out where we find out Lindsey is #TeamAnal and Aimee is #TeamAssEating. Could someone please eat these MILF ass-ets? 

Aimee has COVID. Lindsey has diarrhea. Inmate 69 is dead. Do your lips match your nips? Thanksgiving is such a drag. 

Please give an extra special warm MILF Monday welcome to our first on-air guest, Mistress Mia Payne! The lesbian dominatrix (who submits ONLY for masculine women and exclusively dominates men) joins Aimee and Lindsey to chat BDSM, bratting, spank therapy, and sensory play. How did Mistress Mia get into the lifestyle? You'll have to listen to find out all the do's and dont's of submitting to a strong female Domme. Ready for some pain with Ms. Payne? Yes, please!mistressmiapayne@gmail.com  

Gird your loins, grab your bus pass, and buckle up as Lindsey's Pussy is back in the driver's seat! This week's show the MILFs chat about fisting, Lindsey's terrible/good influence, stepping up our Pussy Power, and starting a sex cult (find out *WHO* Lindsey wants to bend the knee for

It's an Aimee centric episode! The pillow princess unlocks a new chapter in her "accounting" venture and dips her (camel) toe further into the lady pool.

Trick or teet with the MILFs in this spoogetacular Halloween: The She-quel episode! It's one hell of a Would You Rather questionathon guaranteed to make your nips harden with frights and delights!

The ladies channel their inner Sanderson sisters as they chat all things ooky and spooky. There's a sprinkle of creepy with some two-sentence horror stories, some fun nostalgic walks down memory lane about candy, costumes, and pirating video rentals... and a LOT of Hallo-wiener jokes along the way! Let's get f*cking weird, shall we?

The ladies play the V card as they swap stories about the time they first did the dirty deed (aka sex)...and how much it sucked. 

It's been spicy in the MILF world this week and the ladies get down and dirty talkin' S-E-X. Christening new homes, future bucket list items and pegging...all while babygay Aimee has been dipping her toes in the lady pond. We get a quick update on Inmate 69 and the shocking inflation rate at strip clubs since the year 2005. Aimee has also made it her mission to collect new listeners for the podcast...one strip club patron at a time.

The MILFs are 14 going on 40 but they can still relate to the badassery of kids today. TikTok and viral challenges are new,  but kids know how to raise hell no matter what the decade. The high schoolers from the '90s were no exception!

One of the MILFs chooses not to dance around her work history. And no, there were no blowies in the parking lot. Edit: The song mentioned is Paula Abdul's "Rush Rush" 

The MILFs were thrilled to join their lady crush Kristen Thomas, (Certified Sex Coach and Clinical Sexologist) on her show Keep Them Coming with Open The Doors Coaching a few weeks ago. We're literallly obsessed with her and you will be too...Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2BT8fPGZhnvkSqeySE5tx9?si=1ebdddff9d444c8aOriginal Adori link: https://podcasts.adorilabs.com/keep-them-coming/ep-100-the-secret-life-of-mil?eid=ItqC8mefdARVSWD6https://twitter.com/sofreshandsoKThttps://twitter.com/OpenTheDoorsKChttps://www.facebook.com/openthedoorscoaching

r/AITA is providing the content this episode and the ladies weigh in. Should my step-brother pay for a ruined family dinner? Is my mother-in-law terrible? Did my friend get his just desserts? The court of MILFs is now in session!

Face it -- we all did a lot of stupid things in our younger years. The ladies each look back at one of the dumb decisions they made in their early years that could have led to them never reaching MILF status.

Hair down, bras off as the MILFs get comfy and catch up. The ladies "cum" through with stories about the ugly "O" faces before Aimee descends into sexual dispair. And Lindsey Mexican't when it comes to food south of the border. That taco traitor!

Problematic men, amirite? The ladies -- not females -- share some horror stories and try to figure out how all these pervy pervs pop up in society. 

It's Game Night mother lovers! Grab a bevvy and play Never Have I Ever and Would You Rather with your favorite MILFs! VOLUME WARNING: Laughs are loud this episode so safety first! We wanna blow minds, not ear drums.

We have some spicy bonus content for you diehard SLOM fans today! As a way to celebrate our subscribers (and our favorite Leo Lindsey on her birthday!) we're asking for your help in choosing the lucky lady to end Inmate 69's celibacy. Find us @secretlifemilfs on Twitter or Instagram and vote for your favorite candidate. You can have a hand in making a sweet little submissive's dreams come true. Make sure to subscribe on whatever platform you listen so you won't miss future mid-week quickies from your favorite MILFs!

In this stream of consciousness episode, the ladies confess to past crimes (NCIS: Criminal Moms anyone?) before taking a swing at the patriarchy and social norms. Also, is Chris Evans into camels, because we've got two camel toes he can inspect...

Those little nipple nawers grow up so fast. This episode the ladies discuss the challenges that come with parenting older kids and share some sage advice (thanks to therapy and doing the opposite of their parents!).

It's been a busy week for the gals as they catch up on real life (and have a real life interruption while recording)! Lindsey was a guest on KC Top 5 (The Pitch KC) picking the best french fry places in Kansas City while Aimee has been settling into the new house. But what's a SLOM episode without hilarity and humiliation? Turn the spotlight on sex toys people, because no one does awkward and embarrassing better than these MILFs! 

The MILFs initially take a more serious tone as they tackle the topics of body positivity and diet culture. Lindsey shares some words of wisdom from the book written by her very own therapist, Dr. Ashley. But what SLOM episode would be complete without an embarrassing tangent about almost pooping your pants? We've all been there, right?Link to Dr. Ashley's book: Free to Be: The Non Diet Path to Peace with Food and Body