The T-Wiz Podcast

Another week in the simulation with our heroes and the incredible Rusty Brown from Electric Mary brings news that will shake the foundations of Australian Music forever.Meanwhile Tony Marks & Warwick Capper continue to develop their loving bond with the Universe as they ascend to new and lofty heights of enlightenment through a combination of vigorous self love and pilates.The boys fromAddicted to Ink join us for a moment of pure bliss in anticipation of being elevated to their own episode once the euphoria of this visit fades.SO once more, sit back in your favourite seat of comfort, undress yourself and and feel the brown velour irritate you right before your body feels nothing other than the soft insertion of the greatest podcast in human history, as the Tony & Warwick blast you toward the machine elves for another episode of The T-Wiz Podcast.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week our heroes landed in the Capper Cave after 72 nights raising their vibrations in the Frankston Desert. It was said that there were no further levels of enlightenment but once more Tony Marks & Warwick Capper proved the world wrong. Upon receiving this united divine bliss from the universe they were now able to bask in the glow of Harvey Silver, the golden boy of the AFL Footy Show, having spent many years as the show Producer, now his career peaks as he joins the boys first up.. After a meaningful conversation Harvey spent the remainder of the evening cuddling Warwick and let me tell you they both loved it.Later in the most important broadcast since Neil Armstrong said those famous words on the set of a Stanley Kubrick production, Tony & Warwick are slowly seduced by the appropriately sexual Envy Marshall who I have it on very good authority will at least one time attempt to de-flower our pure and innocent show producer and co-host Tony Marks. So log in to your Only Fans and insert your credit card to ensure you get all the dirty bits, as the greatest podcast in all of human history kicks into overdrive,. Hang on tight, this is going to feel amazing.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tonight in the simulation our heroes are joined by the delicious artistic smorgasbord, Lily Parker. She is the owner of Lily Parker Tattoo and a versatile musician with numerous bands around Melbourne, Australia.So this time you can sit back, grip gently on the Apricot velour armrests of your amazing up-cycled chair and wish the -Wiz Podcast inside of you.Surely it's time for a Cognac and a moist towelette.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week in the simulation and our heroes have yet to evolve beyond the all knowing and all loving beings they have become. As they continue to radiate pure light in the company of music legend, Lisa Edwards and all round bald legend of media, Rod Mooseek, Tony Marks and Warwick Capper somehow find the humility to divert their love of self into love for all once more.So massage yourself in preparation of the single greatest collective of non-factual bliss as it buries itself deep in your most private of spaces, in another episode of the one and only T-Wiz Podcast.You didn't ask for this.. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week in the simulation and our heroes are joined by the incredible Dr Nicole Fai Sim Yap and the rock goddess Envy Marshall for another dose of absurdity with a touch ofbeauty and purpose built in.So slink into your best recliner, lick your lips and enjoy the salty goodness of the T-Wiz Podcast.Here, wash it down with this...Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week in the simulation our heroes are met by Australia's most infamous madam and the hosts of a pop culture podcast while the revel in their own illustrious glow once again inside the Capper Cave.We are getting straight to the point this episode so bite down on your pillow and clench as we come hard with the sonic injection you need to get through your day. For a hard earned thirst, grab a big cold T-Wiz. You will love it.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another episode in the Capper cave as our heroes are joined by Horse racing syndicator Sharona King. Once again our guests are subjected to wildly inappropriate innuendo and the same 11 jokes as Tony and Warwick flex the muscle that is the T-Wiz Podcast. Later in the show, in celebration of one of the most incredible human beings and musicians, Simon Cox is remembered with an excerpt from a live recording as he was set be a guest and join his friend of nearly 30 years Tony marks on the show. Simon will forever be remembered as the loving, caring soul that he was. He was a virtuoso musician with a voice that cut through to your soul, he was an expectational human being and he will be missed. From Pitt St all the way into the Heavens, I love you my friend.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week our heroes our joined for a full lenfth chat with Rock Music Legend Rusty Brown. One of Australian Music's long standing Rock Frontmen, the founder and lead vocalist of Electric Mary shares tales from the road and beyond.It doesn;t get any better in the simulation than this, so bite down on your mouth piece,bend your knees and keep your back straight. As it is time to deep squat into the heavy burden that is the T-Wiz Podcast.The harder you grunt, the better it feelsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

As our heroes enter the 39th episode of the greatest podcast in human history, they are reminded of the significance of the number 39. Once worn and forever immortalised by the Wizard Capper as he ascended to the lofty heights never before reached while perfectly resting his cock n balls on the heads of those opposed. Thankfully the simulation's programming allows for the ongoing self admiration that this gathering inspires.This week Tony and Warwick are joined by the incredible rock outfit 'Her' along with Karly Jewell and Rusty Brown for and evening of the same 11 jokes, great music and pointless hilarity that will drive you to your destination faster than a 1 star UberSo strap on your favourite appendage, smile awkwardly and pretend it never happened, as you once more conspire to be by our side in longing embrace. This is T-Wiz, it tickles doesn't it.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Time flies in the simulation and even the NPC's can't get a word in. Our heroes are once again joined by their favourite members of King Canyon when Kit Riley isn't available, the Scottish God Jimmy Cupples and the incomparable James Ryan who is just like someone else we know.Sit back and relax as the world's greatest podcast delivers another dose of masterfully edited madness.This time you really may not regret it.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another gathering in the simulation with our heroes finds them in the company of the deliciously talented Katie Underwood. Somehow these bozos have manifested another incredible human being into their madness and it doesn't get any better than this.During the show Katie slowly has her enlightenment completely untangled from her existence as she attempts to dumb herself down to play along. Throughout the show it becomes clear that Tony & Warwick eventually evolve into fully enlightened and fulfilled human beings, thanks to the temporal aura imbued from our esteemed and beautiful guest.So uncork your favourite appendage, place it in your special nobody loves me place and make room to insert the most loving episode of the T-Wiz Podcast ever recorded. It will only hurt for a moment, we love you.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Our heroes venture back into the simulation once more to explore the viscosity of their own absurd existence. As it turns out it is quite thick which is perfect considering both are paid by the inch. This episode Australian Olympic Legend, cultural icon and the epitome of the last man standing, Gold Medalist Steven Bradbury joins Tony Marks & Warwick Capper to further enrich his legendary status and to once more explore the sweet taste of victory while coming from behind. (A move that we usually charge extra for!) Later in the episode the sultry Lisa Edwards makes her return and plays along as we sexualise everything like adolescents and slowly inch her closer to our level, which is exactly 3 inches from the ground.So strap into your favourite lazy boy or any gender neutral furnishing, lick the last bit of the snacks from your fingers and prepare to push the next episode of the T-Wiz Podcast into your favourite warm orifice as the greatest podcast in living history breaches your passage with the determination of a school janitor working overtime on a Friday.Just a little kiss then?Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week or more has now passed in the simulation and our heroes are showing no sign of fatigue.The boys are joined by returning music legend Aaron Schembri and rising stars The Tudor Club. So join in for the most unprofessional recording of human interaction as Tony Marks & Warwick Capper continue their quest for enlightenment and personal growth. So relax your tightest muscle, touch your toes and smile with pride as episode 35 of the T-Wiz Podcast is lovingly placed inside of you again.If we keep this up we might fall in love.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

As the simulation enters it's 35th week, our heroes are joined in their collective madness by the greatest singer on the planet, the incredible Nina Ferro. Dropping in to describe how it feels to physically beat a network journalist is the 1 chook per hectare legend, Ricky Nixon. Adding a touch of delightful spice is the beautiful Casey Mannix making her first appearance in the presence of the greatest hosts in the 616 universe. T-Wiz legends and regulars Simon Hosford and Nicky D fill out the lounge chairs in the Capper Cave and one of them is a great and powerful producer, the other doesn't make drumsticks.So unzip your jeans, place four fingers and a thumb in your favourite resting place and make room to put episode 34 of the T-Wiz Podcast deep inside you.Don't make eye contact when we kiss you, things will become complicated.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

As our heroes finally recover from the Xmas Spectacular show, their molecules have been reassembled in the order of the most inspirational beings ever to walk the earth. The Fireball Trio now consider Tony & Warwick to be the most immaculate Lords of Broadcasting, after a night in the Capper Cave being probed by the boys while simultaneously plied with once illegal beverages and inappropriate massages. The usual cast of adoring misfits find their way into the studio audience to provide a mutter of claps and woos while they witness the greatest podcast ever poorly recorded by the world's worst every production assistant. So pop a vegan Oreo in your gob, curl your toes into the carpet and repeat the phrase "There's no place like home" as the Wizard and Tony are sucked straight out of your Kansas and inserted right up your Oz for and episode of the T=Wiz Podcast.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Our heroes are joined by fellow super humans, Nina Ferro, Rusty Brown of Electric Mary, Jimmy Cupples & James Ryan of King Canyon and Michael Spiby of The Badloves. Together they cross their streams and bring an end to all human suffering for the remainder of the evening.So grease your best entry point and put the T-Wiz Podcast in you for one more time this year, we promise we will call you in the morning.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

After a long hiatus, our heroes crack open another bottle of Fireball and try to imbue their musk into another deserving audience. This episode the band "Her" discover why the troubles of this world are all solved with an hour on the T-Wiz Podcast gently inserted into your favourite orifice. Here comes the little choo chooAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Simon Hosford, Jason Vorherr, Nina Ferro, Gerry Pantazis and a call in from Jimmy Cupples sees the incredible Fair Warning well represented on the season 3 finale. Our heroes find themselves in a world of laughter, great music and good times as some of the great friends of the show celebrate the upcoming Fair Warning show at the Corner Hotel in Melbourne on May 15th 2022.Also in the studio Lisa Edwards and Kayo Marbilus add some laughs and great company.See you at the show. Season 4 coming soon!!!

Tony & Warwick are joined by Mary-Anne Kenworthy and two of her star attractions to get an inside perspective of life inside the sex industry.Tony & the Wiz were concerned about this interview but thankfully the girls were very open and willing to learn.The usual bunch of lunatics join our heroes in the Capper Cave for a night of Fireball shots and Porn Award nominations.So check this one out for sure and learn how one of our favourite guests ever explains how the best head is given upside down.Lubricate your orifice, place the next episode as far in as goes with the bass cranked up.You will come to love us.

This week Karly & Adrian from the Karly Jewell Band join our heroes on their mission of self discovery and partial nudity.On this week's episode of the greatest podcast in human history, Karly & Adrian perform numerous acoustic versions of their songs and we debut the new single 'Trouble we are'.So it is now time to dress in your favourite leopard skin cloth, pull out the chap stick and insert episode 28 in your favourite opening.This is your moment, don't fuck it up.

This week our heroes are rejoined by Kayo Marbilus in his attempt to become enlightened like Tony & Warwick.Young Kayo found so much wisdom and Fireball during his first visit to the T-Wiz experience, he could not resist the urge to rise again in the cave with the boys!Kiss your favourite partner goodbye, jump in your car and speed towards the sun and bask in the glow of the greatest podcast on earth.This is T-Wiz, kiss it on the lips.

Another week in the simulation and our heroes are once again joined by the hotness of Lisa Edwards and the smooth talking Lindsay West from the Burn City Saints.Plug your pleasure instruments to the highest voltage available in your region, make a cryptic last post on your socials as you embark on another journey of debauchery with the greatest hosts in the history of broadcasting and their inept production assistant as the pull a hat out of their rabbit in episode 26 of the T-Wiz PodcastKiss it right there please, it will stop the bleeding.

Another week in the simulation and our heroes spend the evening with Hip Hop Artist, songwriter, producer and actor, Kayo Marbilus.As always Nicky D does a shit job assisting with the production and Warwick's teeth provide the required lighting for the event.Lick your lips and give us a big kiss, we are about to put episode 25 inside of you.We love you.

This week our heroes continue their quest for self discovery and enlightenment by having members of Electric Mary & The Revolation come into the Capper Cave and provide moral support. Nicky D makes his debut as on air talent but is immediately relegated back to being the worst production assistant in all of broadcasting.Sit back in your best chair, put your feet up, bite down on your mouthguard and enjoy the loving insertion of episode 24.

This week our heroes halted their week long chant for a couple of hours to allow a series of special guests to bask in the immense vibration now emanating from Tony & Warwick. Decked out in her best Swans outfit, Lisa Edwards jumped into the cave and spent the evening massaging conversation on the greatest collaboration in the history of broadcasting. The always entertaining Ricky Nixon came back for more now that he has fully rejuvenated from the extreme pleasure felt on his last appearance, only to be joined by Grant Hansen and Simon Hosford who were both thankful for the experience.So turn up the volume, crank the bass and place the bits of you that tingle atop of your woofer for one of the most delightful things you will do in years. Here is another episode of the often inserted, yet rarely removed podcast starring two of the best humans ever, period.This episode 23 of the T-Wiz Podcast

Another week in the simulation and our heroes continue their quest for self discovery, enlightenment and a restaurant that doesn't turn to shit once it gets popular. As the boys huddle in the Capper Cave a chant begins to vibrate from them that sounds quite poor but feels fantastic. They soon discover the legendary Australian Music Icon Russell Morris must be near.Next minute, Nicky D's iPad illuminates with the angelic silhouette of the man himself as Tony & the Wiz do a speed readers tour through one of the most colourful resumes in Australian music history. The boys were a little worried about how Russell would react to being on a show with the AFL / VFL first million dollar superstar and one of the Croydon North Under 10's Lightning Premiership players, but it turns out Russell was very gracious and willing to learn.So rub the lotion on the skin, sit back and relax as we will lower your dinner down to you soon. While you wait you can enjoy the next instalment in the greatest saga in entertainment history, the T-Wiz Podcast starring Tony Marks & Wiz Capper.

Another week passes by for the inhabitants of Earth while our heroes emerge from a 30 minute massage in the quantum realm. While being gently manoeuvred they discuss the theory relativity and explore the relationship between space, time, gravity and scented massage oil.Due to the incredibly complex nature of the boys discussion, the incredible Lachlan Giles appeared out of nowhere to help cinch up the loose ends of the debate and to throw a casual rear naked choke on to Nicky D for shits and giggles.As Nicky regained consciousness, he found himself imagining he was called the "Giant Killer" and had been on a tear at the 2019 ADCC Grappling World Championships, only to wake and realise that he for a brief and fleeting moment saw the world through the eyes of the almighty Lachlan Giles as he shocked the world with his mastery of Jiu Jitsu and very smiley celebrations.So regain your senses, establish your grips and get the inside leg position as the T-Wiz Podcast explodes from the bottom up and rips your leg from your socket just so you have a new hole to play with.Walk it off, you'll be ok.

After taking a break to recover from the new years party and infection from the latest variant of Covid, our heroes return from a naked hotbox fully recovered and ready to embark on 2022.Joining Tony & the Wiz is Sue Stanley OAM, one of the most accomplished Australians having reached world champion success across 4 sports and represented her country in the Olympic games.After having a discussion about what it takes to become a true champion, we found that Sue was very gracious and willing to learn from the boys.On this week's episode we have a combined 3 World Aerobics titles, Kicked over 400 AFL goals and an Under 10's Lightning Premiership Flag. A very impressive sporting cluster.So bite down on your mouthguard, kick the cat of the couch and press firmly on the opening of choice in preparation for the insertion of next episode of the world's greatest podcast.Enjoy yourself.

This week on the show our heroes are joined by all of their favorite lunatics in the Capper Cave for an end of year party. Joining Tony & the Wiz:Aaron Schembri, Karly Jewel, Simon Hosford, Jimmy Cupples, James Ryan and the worst production assistant in all of broadcasting, Nicky D.Join the gang for a night of great music while our hosts prove you can invest over 19 weeks of your life into something that adds zero value to society. So sit up straight, click your heels together and say there is no place like home to try and distract yourself from the pending insertion of episode 19 of the greatest show ever produced by undiagnosed ADHD candidates. Don't panic, we have done this before.

Another week in the simulation for our heroes as they continue their journey of self discovery.After a tumultuous boat ride with Brian Mannix, Ricky Nixon and The Foss, Tony & Warwick call their great mate Michael Spiby from The Badloves and share a ride in his Green Limousine into an alternate dimension.Once again Warwick's new teeth provide enough lighting for an impromptu concert in the Capper Cave as the T-Wiz team add a sparkle and presence to Michael's songs he would otherwise avoid.I would go into much more detail about this forthcoming episode but I have left my Xmas shopping to the last minute, so imagine a very detailed and mind blowing description of one of the most enjoyable episodes of the T-Wiz Podcast you have had the pleasure to put inside you.Now you have done that, place you seat in the upright position as episode 18 is about to enter you just the way you like it. So bite down on your bottom lip hard and give a little groan.There it is, you did it.

Only a few days have passed since we last checked in with Tony & the Wiz and our heroes have made some groundbreaking discoveries in their quest for self discovery. Wiz discovered that he is a pure empath with almost zero self interest, a surprising revelation considering the loft heights of fame, admiration and adulation he has received over his lifetime. While Tony discovered that Warwick doesn't quite understand what the word empath means.While the boys wrestle with the meaning of words and life in the simulation, legendary singer, guitarist, engineer and producer Reggie Bowman floated into the Cave with a perfectly mixed soundscape of angelic choral harmonies manifesting seemingly from thin air.Upon his arrival Tony & the Wiz shared their insight and startling revelations with Reggie who just shrugged them off and broke into song for the next 45 straight minutes. In awe of him, the boys attempted to provide 3 part harmonies only to make a meal of it, but they were soon back to blissfulness when Reggie told them he will simply fix it in the mix.Things took a turn when the Burn City Saints arrived and wanted to see Warwick take a Capper, but had to be satisfied as Warwick was exhausted and could only manage a Fevola.So despite the incoherent ramblings of our copywriter, plug your instrument into the outlet with your desired voltage, give the area of concern a little massage, then put this episode of the T-Wiz Podcast as far in as you can get it.Avoid eye contact at all costs, we don't want things to get weird. But from now on everything will be alright.We promise.

Another week in the simulation for our heroes as the quest for self discovery continues. Warwick spent the last 7 days staring at himself in the mirror searching for answers to life and admiring his new neon white teeth, while Tony worked on his vertical only to find out he has a pretty good horizontal. One night this week our champions of the people decided they were hungry and called Uber Eats to get some Kung Pao Chicken delivered, but due to Warwick's new teeth making it difficult for him to speak, the order was mixed up and we ended up getting a serve of Ricky Nixon.Now with the Chicken in a room full of cheesy memorabilia, it seems that chicken and cheese is the perfect recipe as you have now entered the high fat, low protein podcast known as T-Wiz.So just like you did last week, grip the arms of your recliner in fear as one of the widest ever episodes is placed directly in the back door of your senses. It's time to test your falsetto as you sing the praises of your favorite ever broadcast, the world famous T-Wiz Podcast.Congratulations, you win again.

This week our heroes join forces with two legends of Australian music and together they carve out this incredible life altering conversation. This is a special edition show of the T-Wiz Podcast due to certain members of the entire team being held up at a Playboy luncheon where they provided life coaching to numerous grateful people.Now you will finally have the long burning question answered, what would happen if you got a Mouseketeer, a brand new set of teeth, a partially lobotomised bassist and one the Croydon North under 10's Lightning Premiership teams least valuable players in a room together?You get Episode 15 of the world's greatest ever podcast, so crank up the bass, sit on the speaker and allow the percussive gold to bring you to your conclusion, then tell your friends you had the T-Wiz Podcast inserted and it was worth it.

This week our heroes continue their journey of self discovery with Tony taking Warwick to have all of his teeth to be replaced with pure neon white dentures. The boys then spend the rest of the week working in a lighthouse getting Warwick to smile whenever a ship was near. This incredible act of altruism caught the attention of the Space X team and our boys have now been invited to travel into space on the forthcoming launch.To celebrate the pending trip into space, Tony & the Wiz invited fellow space cadets Jimmy Cupples & James Ryan from the interstellar band King Canyon, along with Grammy nominated Music Engineer Joseph Cara into the Capper Cave to bask in the light radiated by our heros and Warwick's teeth.So inspired by the pure bliss experienced in the presence of our heroes, Jimmy & James burst into song and Dr Dee drops in to feel around for cavities which is especially appreciated by Nicky D.Later in the evening Brucey D drunk dials the Capper Cave and the episode upon completion manifests instantly on the streaming portals in a phenomenon now called immaculate reception.You've done this before, you know exactly how deep this goes, so brace yourself for a second knuckle and above experience that will leave you feeling equal parts shame and pride. As this is the 14th episode of the world's greatest podcast, this is T-Wiz.

This week our heroes returned from a Top Secret Mission into space where they travelled at 39% the speed of light for exactly 6 seconds and then returned safely to Earth. According to relativity, the rest of the world aged by 7 days while Tony & the Wiz are only 6 seconds older than they were in episode 12, and it shows through their immaturity on this episode.Joined by two supremely talented beings in Karly Jewell & Rusty Brown, both Tony & Warwick have once again proven that if you pair one of the finest bald heads in Australia with the first million dollar player in the AFL, have them assisted by a person so lazy he barely manages to keep up his reputation as a chronic masturbator, then you have a recipe for success.So sit back in in your papasan chair while wearing your favorite Zro Fux T-Shirt, whip out the hand sanitiser so you don't spread any more germs and carefully insert Episode 13 of the T-Wiz Podcast so far in your most convenient orifice that you will never get it out.

This week our heroes returned from a week long self discovery adventure to meet with a fellow shaman, Warwick discovered his spirit animal is the drummer from the Muppets and proceeded to get his dentist to make him look like Dr Tooth, while Tony returned from the trek and had literally everything waxed as he claimed it would reduce unnecessary friction.Now both fully pimped out, the boys returned to the Capper Cave to meet with their guests who all want to click their heels so they might spend another night on the show.The worst production assistant in all of broadcasting Nicky D, has been forced into isolation due to having a viral load other than the one he would usually ingest as one his favoured pastimes.With our newly refreshed heroes, some guests in desperate need of life coaching from the most well balanced podcast hosts alive today and a team member off sick, Tony and the Wiz have set sail on another adventure with the sole aim of placing episode 12 so deep inside of you, you will need to go past the second knuckle to get it out.So lick your lips in anticipation of another gathering of life altering frenzy and tell your friends to refrain from knocking, because the episode is rocking.It's the T-Wiz Podcast.

Having taken the longest break in the history of the show, Warwick & Tony both travelled the world separately in search of enlightenment and a possible back door to the simulation. Neither was achieved but our heroes didn't let that stop them from returning home and hosting the single most important podcast episode in human history.Joining the boys is a man who has never uttered a word that all of human civilization didn't consider the equivalent of scripture, the legend himself Sam Newman and a man who never loses his temper under any circumstances ever and is known globally as the most rational and calming influence that may have ever existed, the lovable Mark Orval also known ironically as Angry Dad.Indulge yourself in discussion that is far to complex for most of your tiny brains to process while every problem discussed throughout the show miraculously disappears,trust me,look around you,everything is better now.So lubricate your inlets as you are about to have episode 11 of the T-Wiz Podcast inserted, you're welcome.

After spending the past 7 days raising their vibrations to help communicate with a passing intergalactic craft, Warwick & Tony have both found the inner peace and have invited some close friends into the cave to help them celebrate. 10 weeks have now passed since our heroes were first contacted by other versions of themselves from a parallel universe. Other Tony & Warwick showed our boys how the formation of the T-Wiz Podcast triggers a chain of events that will transform the lives of millions around the world and will eventually help Nicky D overcome his chronic masturbation habit. Looking back we can see the show has already started to end suffering and bring joy to the masses, yet it's had fuck all effect on Nicky D's problems.The world famous Band of Brothers come from all four corners of the flat earth to join Rock Up's Ratts & Arnie in a celebration with Tony & the Wiz, the only two men that rival the WIld Stallions.So wipe the excess lotion from your skin so our new jackets aren't too greasy and brace yourselves for the insertion on the next installment of the almighty T-Wiz Podcast

After detecting a glitch in the simulation, Tony & Warwick form a human chain and travel to a spirit cave in the Amazon where comedy legend, Chris Franklin has been chanting the word "Bloke" for 22 years in an attempt to be at one with Mother Earth. After feeding Chris some Vitamin B and wrapping him in a flannel, they convince him to join them on their adventure.Along the way they discover a creature by the name of Jack Levi, often referred to as "Elliot Goblet" standing on a corner near an old television studio in Richmond, Jack decides to join our heroes on their quest to solve the world's greatest problems while surrounded by an unhealthy amount of Warwick Capper memorabilia. So sit back, squeeze your junk into some size 3 slazengers and put your mouthguard in your sock, before sacrificing over an hour of your life to the vacuum of the T-Wiz Podcast

Another week in the simulation and our heroes are once again placed into the adventure of a lifetime. Tony & the Wiz shelve a couple of Red Pills so our listeners can detect their trace signals for a whole new episode of the world's greatest ever podcast. Joining the boys in this reality are Rusty Brown & Simon Hosford, who both exude a radiance beyond human comprehension as they come within proximity of the T-Wiz team. So bask in the gloriousness as it pours over you like a fetish and self soothe for the duration of the incredible 8th episode.

This week Tony and the Wiz hold hands as they jump from the cliff of Vormir just so they would be worthy of their next guests. Jimi Hocking & Nat Allison both brighten the world with their respective magnificence and do a very nice job of containing the pure glee experienced in the presence of the T-Wiz team. Tune in again as our heroes take one small step for mankind and one giant leap for everyone else. Charge up your vibrators and take out your teeth in preparation for Episode 7.

This week Wiz & Tony have an early night so they can conserve the energy needed to get really fucked up on Grand FInal day. After being burned by a couple of cock smokers the T-Wiz team change course and our heroes end up in a spiral of fake news with their superpowers tested after a week of lockdowns, riot, protests and the biggest earthquake in 200 years. Despite the world around them turning to darkness our heroes emerge once more from the ashes as a guiding source of light for all humanity as they thrust themselves repeatedly into the faces of their listeners with a grace and dignity only reserved for politicians.

Another week in the simulation for Tony & the Wiz as they try to find a back door to the Matrix while trying to overcome their ADHD. This episode they are joined by two great Australian artists that were still unsure if this was a good idea when our copywriter posted this content online. We hope you enjoy this madness in an otherwise perfect world, so strap on your accessories and put the kettle on in preparation for almost an hour of your life you will never want back. We love you.

Mark of the year superstar of the Sydney Swans, Wiz Capper & North Croydon Under 10's Lightning Premiership player, Tony Marks press pause on the simulation once more and take a deep dive into the sticky mess of the T-Wiz Podcast. Featuring Kids in the Kitchen frontman, Scott Carne and Upwey's most eligible bachelor 1997, Jason Vorherr in a frantic and incoherent swamp of shit jokes and inappropriate behaviour.

Warwick Capper & Tony Marks return with another episode of the T-Wiz Podcast. Joined by iconic vocalist & frontman from Boom Crash Opera, Dale Ryder & guitar virtuoso Simon Hosford. Listen closely and you will hear the moment each of our guests reputations begin to tarnish as they subject themselves to this madness.

Wiz Capper & Tony Marks continue to explore the sounds of their own voices for no good reason and are joined briefly by Grant Hansen, Producer & Host of the Marngrook Footy Show. Tune in for some very loose behaviour from two of the most well balanced lunatics around.

Warwick & Tony make the whole world a little dumber and themselves a little happier by talking non stop garbage for almost 5 min. Listen to them and be witness to a discussion that could shut down the simulation out of pure stupidity.