Too Lame For Radio

After a few months we're back with life updates, how the holidays went, why Jenny will never touch Delta 8, what makes Tina cringe from 3 months ago, and an announcement.

This week Jenny tells the story of why she left a concert before the headliner went on, how she blamed her boyfriend's dog for something, has Tina been holding herself accountable with the guy she talked about on last week's episode?, what our Thanksgiving plans are this year and where Tina wants to put a pumpkin pie, and more!

Tina breaks down all the gossip about Taylor Swift for Jenny, Tina purchased something to get rid of the Monday Blues, Jenny talks about what a typical day of meals looks like for her and the weird thing she eats in the middle of the night, Tina did something she regrets but it has caused her to hold herself accountable and NEVER let it happen again, and more!

This week we talk about our plans for Halloween this weekend, the new lamp Tina wants because of the winter darkness, why Instagram is on Jenny's shitlist and why Tina's taking a social media break, and Jenny tries to convince Tina to let her be her therapist!

This week we start out with Jenny saying Tina's hair reminds her of poop, Tina talks about the Gopher tailgate, Jenny FINALLY got a bedframe, we talk about our favorites on The Bachelorette after the season premiere last night, we reveal what our costumes will be for Boo Cruise, and more!

At 3:10 Jenny has an update about moving into her new house and how it's going living with Andrew, at 12:00 Tina talks about how the guy she was seeing has officially moved, at 22:30 Jenny tells the story of how her Grand Teton/Yellowstone trip started off on a really bad note, and more!

We start the podcast answering emails about whether to take a high-paying job or move back home by family and another one about how to date now-a-days, then at 13:30 Tina has a dating update, at 19:40 Jenny tells the story of what her dad saw when he helped her move last time, at 22:30 we talk about our "trusty fingers" in the bedroom, and more!

At 3:00 Jenny tells the story about why she was crying 10 minutes before her Shaggy interview at the state fair, at 18:00 Jenny asks Tina what she would have done in a situation that Jenny found herself in on Sunday where she wanted to go off on a girl, at 23:00 Jenny got REALLY lucky with something that's going on with her house she's buying, and more!

At 3:00 we talk about our first memories, at 8:00 we talk about how to make diet/working out a lifestyle and the struggles we both have, at 18:20 we talk about well-endowed versus not, and more!

At 2:40 Jenny has a big life announcement!, at 18:30 we read an email from Lexi and chat about how important it is to "date yourself", at 20:30 Tina had a revelation that is causing her to change her whole mindset on something she's been doing the last couple months, and more!

At 8:00 we give advice for going to Basilica Block Party, at 15:40 what Tina wants to do instead of Thank You cards, at 20:30 why Tina bailed on her second date, at 27:30 Tina is having regrets about something she didn't do in her 20s, and more!

We start the podcast with some emails, if you have any suggestions for how someone should celebrate their 40th bday send them our way!, at 10:45 Tina is dealing with a conundrum involving a second date, at 17:20 we talk about funny things to say during sex, at 23:55 Tina is super embarrassed by a video someone got of her out in public and Jenny can't stop laughing at it, and more!

We start the podcast off with some feedback about last week's episode about the porta potty incident, at 2:55 we try to help a listener who is getting ghosted by her deployed boyfriend, at 10:00 Tina's luck with men living in Minnesota is getting worse and worse, at 15:00 we talk about the rollercoaster of life and how the lower points are lasting a little longer for one of us right now, and at 24:50 Jenny & Tina want to plan a night out just the two of them because they haven't been friends since 2018 (kidding).

We kicked off the podcast with stories from Tina's New York trip, then at 9:15 we talk about the largest "member" we've ever seen in a show on Netflix (IYKYK), at 15:55 Jenny talks about what she fell asleep doing Saturday night, at 17:30 one of us has a story about a porta potty incident that happened over the weekend that she should be ashamed of, and more!

At 2:25 Jenny talks about how Dave embarrassed her in front of a co-worker the other day, at 9:30 what Jenny found in her microwave after getting drunk at the morning show pedal pub, at 13:25 should we take some time off from drinking?, at 16:40 what Jenny's boyfriend put in a hat of "vacation destinations" that Jenny was not up for visiting, at 23:30 the conspiracy behind the missing potato peeler, and more!

At 2:10 we talk about the Pryes Block Party and the drunken food we each ate around midnight, at 11:10 Jenny is frustrated with something she feels pressured to do, at 19:50 we answer an email about apartment/house-hunting in the cities and our go-to products, at 28:25 Tina tells us about her first therapy session, and more!

At 5:00 Jenny talks about why she's scared to travel outside of the country, at 8:00 Tina sporadically booked a trip to New York, at 14:30 Tina has an update about therapy, at 18:34 Jenny and Andrew had a big conversation involving their future, at 25:30 Jenny and Tina are very different with the amount of clothes they wear when getting spray tans, and more!

We start the podcast off with talking about Jenny's Burning Man Birthday Party, at 8:00 Jenny talks about why she snapped at her boyfriend before the party, at 10:20 we talk about what happened in the bathroom at the party, at 24:00 Tina talks about starting something she's been wanting to do since 2020 and what pushed her to finally do it, and more!

We're back with a full episode! At 3:30 we talk about how we feel about everything being open and being busy again, at 13:15 we help a listener out with a problem where a friend wants to move into her same apartment complex but she doesn't want her to, at 22:10 we talk about Jenny's big birthday extravaganza planned this weekend, and more!

We have a new episode coming next week but here's a quick update!

At 8:50 Jenny has a conundrum regarding what she wants to do for her birthday this year, at 16:00 we talk about one question that can help make/break relationships/friendships, at 19:00 Jenny talks about the accident she almost had running the other day, and at 29:45 we make an announcement about the podcast.

At 3:50 Jenny plays audio of what she heard her neighbors doing last night, at 13:00 Jenny almost asked Tina to deign something inappropriate for her but she decided against it, at 19:20 we talk about how sex ed scarred us, and at 28:00 Tina wants to wax a body part of Jenny's but Jenny says absolutely not, and more!

At 7:40 we talk about what to do when it comes to body hair on our lady parts, at 14:42 where Jenny found a hole in her leggings at the gym and should she have stopped working out because of it?, at 23:05 we talk about the time Jenny was drunk/on crutches and what the Domino's delivery guy had to do and more!

We're back this week with a recap of how Tina's b-day week went that involved the most obnoxious combination of alcohol, some emails from listeners, what Jenny puts in her morning smoothies and more!

This week we discuss periods, a deep dive into Behind Her Eyes, how Jenny's boyfriend turned Planet Earth into a sexual reference, whether we'd like to be hated for the right reasons or loved for the wrong reasons, and more!

On today's episode, we debate whether we should do the whole podcast with a British accent, we attempt a TikTok word challenge that ends poorly, we read an email from a listener who wants advice about whether she should tell her very Christian parents that she lives with her boyfriend, Jenny does her own rendition of "My Heart Will Go On", and more!

We're a little late this week because of the holiday week but we're back with stories from our trips to Colorado and Texas. How Tina had to re-route her flight a day early, Jenny feels bad about something she did on her trip and what she found in her bed at the Airbnb!

At 3:04 we talk about why someone called Jenny a big booty, blonde, botoxed.... and the list goes on and how much it takes for us to block you, at 12:20 Tina had some revelations involving Detroit boy and asks Jenny if she's dead inside because of it, and at 23:40 we read an email from a listener that got turned on by a teddy bear!

We start this week with great lines to put anyone playing you in their place, at 9:40 Tina's doing something for a week she's not looking forward to, at 14:10 Jenny talks about the first time she was turned on, at 26:00 Jenny admitted something she was excited about because her boyfriend was out of town last week, and more!

At 4:20 we talk about the new shows we're into, at 8:52 we talk about why Jenny's upset about something Andrew told her recently, at 16:50 we talk about why TikTok is better than Instagram, at 22:10 we talk about something we hope future generations don't have to deal with at entry-level jobs, and more!

At 4:15 we talk about how you don't need to be constantly doing things to be succesfful, at 13:25 Tina gives an update about "East Coast Boy", at 21:30 something is different with Jenny's mail now that she has a boyfriend, and more!

At 5:00 Tina gives restaurant recommendations now that we they are opening again, at 14:22 Tina reveals a HUGE secret she's been keeping from Jenny, at 25:05 a listener wants to get in on the "guess Jenny and Andrew's engagement date" that Tina has started, and more!

We're back with our first episode of 2021! At 5:00 we talk about how Hollywood portrays something in shows and movies that angers us, at 8:40 Jenny talks about the embarrassing thing her mom saw on her phone at Christmas, at 12:30 Jenny tells the story of how she fainted for the first time in her life, at 23:25 we chat about some goals for the year, and more!

It's our last episode of 2020 and we've got some SHIT! At 6:50 we read an email from "Debby" about awful neighbors, at 12:22 Jenny tells Tina how 3 words, 7 letters were said this past weekend, at 21:20 we talk about the weight of a body part that changes due to....., at 25:05 Tina has an issue with whole blueberries, and more!

At 2:45 Jenny tells the story of why she had to knock on her neighbor's door at 11:30pm last night, at 9:45 Jenny explains what caused her to cry on her vacation, at 22:05 we laughed SUPER hard at an email we got where someone made a guess as to who "East Coast Boy" is, and at 29:50 we read an email that proves that we're an educational podcast!

We get to some emails on this episode covering everything from dumb injuries, what Tina means by her tattoo "happiness is a choice, whether to live alone or with roommates post college, and holiday traditions and obligations when you have a partner!

At 3:10 we talk about how we both injured ourselves last week, at 11:40 Jenny knows why her pee smells, at 14:00 we talk about whether to get each other Christmas presents, at 16:45 Tina has a new addiction to something that 80 year olds own, and at 26:10 Jenny talks about what she has named her body parts.

At 7:30 we talk about the best place to buy cheap wine/liquor, at 9:05 Jenny talks about having to dodge people at Total Wine, at 14:10 Jenny tells a story of one thing she does regret that happened to her in 2012, at 18:20 we talk about things that make our pee smell, and at 24:50 we talk about how to get ourselves motivated!

At 2:10 Jenny talks about how she almost died in Duluth, at 16:20 we talk about what we would have told our younger selves to not worry about, at 20:45 we answer an email from a listener who needs advice on how to hang out with her two friends group that are VERY different

We missed a week but we're back and at 1:40 Tina talks about the bachelorette party she had this weekend, at 7:05 Jenny tried to get Tina to stay with her for a week, at 12:45 Jenny brings up why someone commenting "You look so happy" isn't actually a compliment, and at 20:20 we discuss how we have to stop being afraid of offending people over topics that we want to discuss!

Tina's back from her parents wedding anniversary trip that she crashed and fills Jenny in on all the details including a story about a hot server and another story about a server that fell in love with Tina, and we talk about what's better, the west or east coast!

At 4:50 we talk about Gopher football being back!, at 12:10 we talk about having vacation but not being able to do anything with it, at 19:40 Jenny talks about how she had her feelings hurt when she was home a few weekends ago, and more.

At 2:10 Tina talks about how active her liver was this weekend, at 10:15 Jenny was offended by something someone called her and then she realized it made sense, at 15:55 Tina is trying to convince Jenny to go on something with her, at 22:50 why a life vest scarred Jenny when she was 23, and more!

At 2:12 Tina has an update on her wedding date situation, at 13:25 Jenny talks about some birth control issues she's having, at 20:35 we talk about how to know someone's an f boy the first time you hook up, and at 22:45 how often we change our loofas and whether or not we're trash.

At 5:50 Jenny talks about meeting her nephew and spending time at home, at 12:40 Tina got a hangover from doing something ridiculous, at 16:30 we need to find Tina a wedding date by January, and more!

At 2:45 we have a story from a listener about why she ended up in the ER, at 4:15 Tina talks about a bad day she had last week, at 11:05 we read listener Megan's email and she wants to discuss Jenny's favorite subject: SEX!, and at 23:30 Jenny talks about her fitness journey she's been on!

Jenny's back from her trip with lots to tell! At 3:00 Jenny give some tips for travelers that she learned from her trip, at 22:45 Jenny talks about what having an ocean view did to her "mood", at 26:50 Jenny tells the story of how something in California scarred her... once again, and more

At 2:25 we read a listener email about cutting off a crappy friendship, at 6:35 Jenny asks Tina if she was being dramatic about a comment someone left on her Instagram, at 13:00 we talk about women needing to stop living by male standards, and more!

At 3:20 we answer a listener's email about friendship advice, at 12:40 Tina may have gotten the most ridiculous pick-up line on Hinge this weekend, at 20:05 Jenny wants to highlight something about her boyfriend that for once is NOT sexual, and more!

At 3:48 Rachel emailed us for some dating advice and talk about the first date we ever went on, at 18:20 we read an email from Alex about curing "hangxiety", at 23:50 Jenny thinks Tina is keeping a secret from her, and at 26:60 Jenny talks about a big ...

At 2:52 Jenny explains why she feels like an a-hole for something she said back in April, at 6:05 Tina talks about why something she ate smelled like male genitalia, at 14:55 Jenny talks about something she negotiated that stressed her out all week and...