Welcome to the best morning you’ve ever had. Just add coffee, Frosted Flakes and an antidepressant while listening to this crap chute and you’re off to the races. Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah will make your sides hurt from laughing, or maybe indigestion. Either way, what a way to start your da…
Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah
Chad and Hannah really dive into Tex-Mex. Like too much. It's not very good. Don't listen.
Chad talks the glory days of arcades and how good he would be at skateboarding
More house talk and Hannah's uncontrollable nipples
No literally. If you find it, please return it
Chad thinks Hannah should become a degenerate gambler.
The woes of being a home buyer rn and zags are going to lose it I don't care what Chad says
Vacation Planning
Hannah's really handling the Chiefs loss well, Chad weighs in on being a dumb Broncos fan
This or That and why Hannah can't function like the rest of society.
Super Bowl food and the rest of the topics that you'll have to discover for yourself because I sustained a head injury in high school and now I can't remember what I talked about ten minutes ago.
Hannah's sister had some weird shit happen at the bank she works at, we can't get up at the right time and college football can kiss my ass.
It's a miracle Hannah isn't a serial killer
Christmas plans and Chad's bald head
Hannah won a major award, Chad is pissed he didn't win. Someone submit him for rapper of the year at the Oscars.
WHO THE ACTUAL FUDGERONO LIKES BEING SCARED?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Hannah went to Disney World and Chad had bad chicken.
Chad literally wouldn't shut up for twenty minutes.
Smoky Hill River Festival breakdown. Literally.
Help.
Happy one year anniversary to this podcast. We celebrated by giving you a podcast episode. Eat Cake.
THEY'RE BACK AND FUCKING WEIRDER THAN EVER. Hannah's going to Vegas, Chad's still hairy so whatever you're into, they've got you covered.
Chad and Hannah play Name Five and Chad starts licking shit. Things got weird.
Lifetime Supply No one gives a shit about Disney World but they really should
I honestly was hoping for the shakes, but the spins is almost as good I guess
Recorded on Monday, uploaded on a Thursday, your guess is as good as mine as to what this is about
That's not actually what this podcast is about. Hannah turned 28 today and now is old so make sure you point out wrinkles and cellulite when you see it on her.
cONVERsATion StarTERs and BAsebaLL :3
I honestly cannot remember what this was about, but the title got your attention, didn't it?
They still aren't selling Royals single ticket games and it's PISSING ME ALL THE WAY OFF and Chad watched Coming 2 America.
Wow what a range of topics. You'll learn so much wow.
Philosophical questions. Call us Aristotle. Or Daddy. I bet you'd like that wouldn't you.
Like we're not financial advisors or anything, but if you had to choose whether to spend your money like a rapper or a financial analyst, you better believe we're blowing through it like every star on the 30 for 30 episode Broke. Unbelievable. Like what are you even saving for?
Garrett's home, Chad almost got killed 25 years ago.
Hey big boy. I know you like raps so here's one I wrote: Burgers, planes, mushroom, fries Why did I sleep with all these mothereffing guys. Good night.
Hannah opened a bagel shop. Michael Jackson is going on Mount Rushmore.
Christmas came and so did we. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE
In case you were wondering, Chad and Hannah got in a full blown argument over if the Bee Gees or ABBA was a bigger band. (it's ABBA btw, don't let him tell you otherwise).
This podcast has it all: Battle of the Listeners The Wanking Mandrill Murder Titty Tats
Hannah wants to work as a phone sex operator and eat green bean casserole. Just a normal day.
Chad hurts and groans and sits and stands. It's a cardio workout on tape but for fatasses.
Register to vote. Or Hannah's family gets to plan your funeral, which they are not good at doing.
GO VOTE SO HANNAH DOESN'T GET BUSINESS FROM AN ELEPHANT
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