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Welcome to ‘What’s the Script?’ - a podcast where award-winning comedians Steve & Stu guess the plot of movies just from the poster. Each episode our hosts have a look at the poster for a film they definitely should've seen by now, but haven't. They then attempt to guess the plot, actors, tagline, dialogue and rotten tomatoes rating. Will there be arbitrary points given for correct guesses? You bet your sweet buns there will be. Tune in to find out who wins! You can get in touch at whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com, and follow us on Twitter @stephenbucomedy @StuartMcP.

What's the Script?


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    Ep 79: The Holdovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 55:25


    What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were.  This week was The Holdovers Please like and subscribe for more! You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_ If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc:  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zug Apple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rss Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 78: Oppenheimer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 71:56


    What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was Oppenheimer. Please like and subscribe for more!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 77: Barbie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2024 60:14


    What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was modern classic Barbie.Please like and subscribe for more!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 76: Speed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2024 59:14


    We have a need for... this podcast episode!What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was Speed!Please like and subscribe for more!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 75: A Christmas Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2023 58:16


    Know what's a Christmas miracle... getting another episode of this bloody podcast!What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was holiday classic A Christmas Story.Please like and subscribe for more!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 74: Blue Velvet

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 68:25


    Luxurious material... blue in nature... it can only be one thing... this podcast episode.What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was Blue Velvet.Please like and subscribe for more!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter/X: whatsthescript_If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 73: The Godfather Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 73:17


    Here's a second offer you can't refuse... another great podcast episode!What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather Part 2.Please subscribe to our Youtube channel for more clips and full length video episodes!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptIf you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 72: Ex Machina

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 60:03


    What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was modern sci-fi classic Ex Machina!Please share with your friends and subscribe to our Youtube channel for more clips and full length video episodes!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptIf you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwcz...Apple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0...SHOW LESS

    Ep 71: Hocus Pocus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 61:32


    Hocus Pocus, breekus brew, we've got a great podcast episode for you!What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was Disney classic Hocus Pocus!Please subscribe to our Youtube channel for more full length episodes and clips!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptIf you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwcz...Apple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0...

    Ep 70: The Bodyguard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 67:41


    You can be my bodyguard, we can be your long lost podcast hosts!What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was The Bodyguard (1992).Please like and subscribe on Youtube for more clips and full length filmed episodes!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptIf you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 69: Face/Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 64:01


    Hiya! What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was 90s classic Face/Off. Please subscribe to our Youtube channel for full length video episodes and clips!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptIf you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwcz...Apple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0...

    Ep 68: Les Misérables

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 63:05


    Can you hear the people sing? Singing the praises of this podcast episode?What's the Script? is the podcast where co-hosts Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then watch the film and reconvene to see how close they were. This week was musical Les Misérables! Lots of fun to be had including talk about Susan Boyle, Paddy's new vape and Roger Eggbert's Sega Dreamcast.Please like and subscribe to our Youtube channel for more episodes and clips!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter: whatsthescript_If you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptIf you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 67: O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 56:58


    O Brother, have we got the podcast episode for you? What's the Script? is the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. They then go away, watch said film, then reconvene to see how close they were. This week it's Coen brothers classic O Brother, Where Art Thou? You can watch us on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWj169RaK_MPlease like and subscribe for more!You can follow us on Insta and Twitter for clips etc: @whatsthescript_If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARACIf you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescript

    Ep 66: Cool Runnings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 55:55


    Jamaica has a bob sled team and a new favourite podcast! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is the Disney classic Cool Runnings!Very fun episode where the lads discuss John Candy's flat acting and Roger & Paddy get themselves into a spot of bother after a bob sled crash!If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts etc: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARACIf you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptSubscribe to our Youtube channel for full video episodes!

    Ep 65: Casablanca

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 55:04


    Play this podcast episode again, Sam! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week we're trying to guess the classic romance film Casablanca!If you enjoyed this episode and want to hear more, you can listen to all our previous episodes on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. You can also subscribe to our Youtube channel where you can see us recording this episodes in person.If you want to support us (and get early access and lots more bonus content) you can subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatsthescriptListen here -Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARAC

    Ep 64: Eyes Wide Shut

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 59:28


    Season 3 baybay! What's the Script? is the podcast where comedians/hosts/friends Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week the boys try and guess the plot of the Stanley Kubrick classic Eyes Wide Shut.If you enjoyed this there are plenty of other (audio only) episodes to enjoy on all the major podcast platforms. We're also now on Youtube if you want to see our faces!Listen here -Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1twQwczCmy5XfFExemPSD3?si=bAbll8WrRgCfBPPpMv8zugApple podcasts: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1101920.rssGoogle Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTAxOTIwLnJzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr9Pry4JvsAhUHahoKHVuhAKcQ9sEGegQIARACPlease like and subscribe if you enjoyed the episode.

    Ep 63: Die Hard 2: Die Harder

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 49:48


    Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas! *Elton John singing* Welcome to my Christmas podcast episode! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is Christmas classic Die Hard 2: Die Harder.Lots of festive fun to be had: Stu meets Sam Jackson, Roger delivers his best review yet (Stu's words) and the main man himself, Santa Claus, swings by.Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 62: The Godfather

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 49:18


    We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse... an iconic all-timer podcast episode. The greatest podcast episode of all time? It's too soon to say. This week we tried to guess the plot of The Godfather. Yes, we hadn't seen The Godfather. We chat all sorts of nonsense and probably trigger some new listeners, but our loyal subscribers should be numb to that by now. It's a fun one! Thanks, as always, for listening and supporting us, if you'd like to gain access to tens of hours of bonus content you can do so over on Patreon.com/whatsthescript 

    Ep 61: Brokeback Mountain

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 52:17


    Howdy partner! Welcome to another episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is cowboy love story Brokeback Mountain.Lots of fun to be had including: southern drawl; meal deals and Roger goes on a rodeo. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 60: Total Recall

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 46:08


    Hiya! Welcome to another episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week it's the 90s Sci-fi/action classic Total Recall!Very fun stuff including: Steve's 30th party, Stu is hungover, Paddy writes his best review yet and Roger takes guitar lessons!Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 59: Dead Poets Society

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 44:09


    "Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky, like a podcast etherized upon a table" ... This week the boys tackle the Robin Williams' maverick teacher classic Dead Poets Society. Paddy writes a poem, Roger whispers in a Travelodge, but can Stu and Steve guess the plot? As always thanks for supporting the pod. You can gain access to over a year's worth of extra content from as little as £3 over on patreon.com/whatsthescript. Thank you, love you, bye. 

    Ep 58: Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 51:04


    Up, up, and away to the podcast in the sky this week as we try and guess the plot of the animated classic "Up". We know it's sad and has balloons, but that's about it. It's a stacked ep this week with a lot of daft laughs. Steve can't get his nut around the year or certificate, there's the return of a feature we aint seen in a long time and Paddy writes his first proper review. As always, thanks for listening and supporting the show. If you'd like to gain access to hours and hours of extra content and support the show you can do so for £3 over on patreon.com/whatsthescript

    Ep 57: Four Weddings and a Funeral

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 48:52


    Hiya! You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen! This week is English RomCom Four Weddings and a Funeral. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 56: Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 50:54


    An intergalactic odyssey this week as we tackle Steesh Spielberg's U.F.O classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind. You'll be surprised to hear the boys who thought Area 51 was called Area 52 spend a lot of time this week getting alien terminology wrong. Plus, Stu finally pays for a film, with disastrous results and Roger comes out with his most adventurous invention yet. It's a daft laugh. Thanks, as always, for listening. If you'd like to gain access to loads more episodes from as little as £3 per month and support the pod you can do so over on patreon.com/whatsthescript love you bye

    Ep 55: Heat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 46:10


    It's a hot episode this week - and that's not just because we're doing a film called Heat. You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is classic action thriller Heat!Fun episode: Steve goes to Ireland, Roger goes to the North Pole and Paddy plugs his new game show!Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 54: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 49:34


    It's an episode that won't get old this week as we tackle David Fincher's Oscar-nommed epic TCOBB. If you can make it through the stinking intro chat about dogs you'll find a lot of daft laughs in this episode's teenage years and right through to middle age and beyond. Stu does a good joke, Steve writes another killer theme tune, Paddy coins a lovely turn of phrase and Roger releases a fragrance. Enjoy! If you enjoy the episode please do us a solid by leaving a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts and consider paying as little as £3 per month to support the show and get twice the content over on patreon.com/whatsthescript

    Ep 53: Léon: The Professional

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 50:24


    We're back again after a wee break and it feels good.Hi and welcome to What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try and guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is the action/drama Léon: The Professional. Very fun episode where we talk about frogs, BBC's Pointless and there's a French James Bond rap. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Come See Us at Edinburgh Fringe! / No Show This Week (Sorry!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 2:16


    Sadly we've been too busy to watch the movie Leon and record a podcast ep this week. We'll get it to you as soon as we can. If you're a fan of the show then please come see us do stand up at the Edinburgh Fringe! Stu is performing on Thursday 19th August at 5.30pm, and Steve's run lasts from Friday 20th to Thursday 26th August at 5.30pm. You can buy tickets for our shows at monkeybarrel.com/fringe 

    Ep 52: Requiem for a Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 50:21


    Your wildest dreams have just come true! You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen and this week they're trying to guess the plot of Darren Aronofsky's Requiem for a Dream. The movie might be bleak but this podcast episode isn't! Lots of fun to be had including - chat about recent cinema trips (The Purge and Space Jam), some out-of-sorts LAD banter and Mrs Alfridge has some things to say about Paddy McGuinness. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 51: A Beautiful Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 51:14


    This week the boys try to guess the plot of A Beautiful Mind. It's won an Oscar, but can it win an above-average rating on Rotten Stumatoes (70%+) / I.m.Steve.B (7.0+) critical axis? And more importantly who will walk away with the victory? Tune in to find out.  We talk all sorts of daft stuff, including not knowing about cricket and getting Tilda Swinton mixed up with other people. Plus, a brand new film critic joins us to fill in for the Alfridge family who are sadly self isolating / forgot to write a review. As always, thanks for supporting the show. If you wanna become a VIP listener head on over to Patreon.com/whatsthescript to get access to twice as many eps for as little as £3

    Ep 50: District 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 50:51


    You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. It's our half century episode and we're celebrating by giving you a belter of an episode obv. This week is sci-fi smash hit District 9!V fun episode including: a spooky theme song and Roger loses his frisbee. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 49: Boyhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 46:56


    This week the boys try to guess the plot of Boyhood. Can Stu find a free online stream in Spanish? Can Steve write his most ambitious pop banger yet? Can either of them actually guess what happens? Tune in to find out! As always, thanks for listening to the show, we appreciate it. If you'd like more you can find tons of exclusive episodes over on patreon.com/whatsthescript and you can always support us by following on twitter @whatsthescript_ and leaving us a 5 star review on iTunes. Cheers!

    Ep 48: The Wicker Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 48:48


    We're bringing heat this week with another episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week it's cult horror classic 'The Wicker Man'.Lots of fun stuff including: ritual chants, nicknames and Roger gets sunburn. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 47: Almost Famous

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 50:07


    This week we try and guess the plot of Almost Famous. Can we guess it? Can we almost guess it? Tune in to find out. Plus: Steve eats a Subway, a brand new film critic debuts and there's a bonus (hidden) post-credits clip for the hardcore fans. As always, thanks for listening and if you're enjoying the show you can find twice the content over on patreon.com/whatsthescript 

    Ep 46: The Father

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 55:09


    The bitches are back from their mid-season break and it's a biggie!What's the Script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson & Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week's film is the recently Oscar nominated film The Father. We recorded this episode for the first time in person and then we went to the cinema to watch it together. It was a certified Daft Laugh. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Rab Florence Interview (Bonus Ep)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 24:17


    Hiya, you're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where we try to guess the plots of films we've never seen. We're still on our mid season break but we thought we'd give you a wee bonus episode to tide you over. We interviewed the bold Rab Florence (Burnistoun) a few weeks ago for our Patreon. Rab made his own independent horror film on a micro budget back in 2014 called The House of Him. As we're also going to attempt to make our own film we thought we'd get some advice from someone who has actually done it. Please enjoy a small taster of said interview. If you like it and want to hear the rest (about another 40 minutes worth) then you can do so at patreon.com/whatsthescript from as little as £3. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 45: Rear Window

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 50:28


    It's ya bois here for one last episode before the mid-season break and it's a doozy. This is What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan & Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films we've never seen. This week we're watching Alfred (Alfridge) Hitchcock (Hitchcotch) classic Rear Window. Very fun episode including: Roger goes on a cruise; a Dr Strangelove clanger and it's perhaps the horniest episode yet!Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 44: An American Werewolf in London

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 45:31


    As always, What's the Script? is a podcast where comedians & friends Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plot of a film they've never seen. Not as always, this week's movie is cult genre mash-up An American Werewolf in London. Can the boys guess what happens in it? Tune in to find out! We chat about snooker, Mel Brooks' appearance on The One Show, space raiders and all manner of other daft nonsense. It's a good one. Thanks, as always, for listening and recommending the show to your friends / social media followers / leaving us a 5 star review on iTunes and subscribing on Patreon.com/whatsthescript - every little helps! 

    Ep 43: Her

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 50:49


    Hello and welcome back to another gorgeous episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is the Spike Jonze film Her.Lots of fun to be had including: an EDM banger featuring Alfridge and Roger gets ready for Dragon's Den.Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 42: Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 49:39


    We got those crazy Swayze eyes yet again this week as we try and guess the plot of the spooktacular GHOST. We talk Gareth Gates, sex scenes and Roger Eggbert learns sax. A daft as all hell podcast about a (SPOILER) daft as all hell film. As always, thanks for listening. As always, you can get twice as much content and support the show on Patreon.com/whatsthescript. As always, you can follow us on twitter @whatsthescript_. As always you can leave us a 5 star review on iTunes and as always see you next week! Ciao

    Ep 41: The King of Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 47:57


    Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen.Very fun ep where the lads talk: pregnant cats, being cucked by Virgin Media and Roger Eggbert's new cryptocurrency 'EggCoin'.Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 40: Con Air

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 50:33


    Daft laugh city this week as we try and guess what happens in... Con Air! We kinda know it's about cons and the air, right? But what else? Is it about air conditioning? Only time will tell. Thanks, as always, for listening. If you'd like to support the show and get double the amount of episodes head on over to Patreon.com/whatsthescript to gain access to our sister shows "Shittalk" "Ask Roger & Alfridge Anything" "Stu & Steve Write a Film" and "Films We Love". We'd also very much appreciate you sharing the pod with friends and leaving us a 5 star review on iTunes. 

    Ep 39: The Mighty Ducks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 48:28


    Quack, quack! It's another episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is the 90s family film The Mighty Ducks!Will the lads like it or think it's a real POS? Tune in to find out. Lots of fun to be had including chat about: zero-year-olds, heart scans & ultrasounds and Roger does some poetry. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 38: Kes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 48:45


    Another huge week over at WTS HQ as we try and guess the plot of KES. Amongst other things we discuss Birmingham's best-loved actors and London's best-loved musical duo. A certain pod regular with connections to Greggs drops by one young boy is very much down on his luck. Hope you enjoy the episode folks, if you do please do us a solid and share it with friends, and leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. Next week we continue the bird theme with 90s kids flick Mighty Ducks. 

    Ep 37: A Star is Born

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 52:32


    You'll be going Gaga over this episode! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stephen Buchanan & Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is remake of a remake of a remake A Star is Born! Lots to enjoy including the world's best ever cover of Lady Gaga's Shallow. It's emotional.Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 36: The Prestige

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 50:17


    Come one, come all and behold the amazing What's the Script? Pod, and for our next trick: guessing the plot of The Prestige. We know it's Nolan, we know it's magicians, we know almost nothing else. Heaps of fun this week and we talk man's greatest trick, disguises and having 2 kitchen fires in 10 minutes.  We hope you enjoy! As always please share the pod with people you think might enjoy it, you can support us by joining over on Patreon.com/whatsthescript and leaving us a 5 star iTunes review. Cheers!

    Ep 35: Paddington

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 49:50


    Paddington's the name, guessing the plot of it is the game. Very fun episode this week which includes: Steve thinking Paddington is a teddy bear from Chile; Alfridge has fish and chips and a brand new Paddington theme tune is revealed. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 34: Donnie Darko

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 45:16


    This week we delve deep into the murky waters of dark teen thriller Donnie Darko. We know it's got a rabbit in it, but that's about it. Can we guess the plot armed with just the poster? Tune in to find out. Lots of laughs and Steve records a haunting cover that gives John Lewis Christmas ads a run for their money. You can gain access to twice as many eps and help support the show over on Patreon.com/whatsthescript. Twitter: @whatsthescript_ @StuartMcP @StephenBucomedy whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com

    Ep 33: Weekend at Bernie's

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 48:29


    This week on What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen, the lads delve into comedy classic (?) Weekend at Bernie's.Lots of fun stuff going on here including: Roger getting the word tobogganing wrong, Alfridge has some monkfish and Steve performs a rap. Not one to be missed imho. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. You can follow us on Twitter @whatsthescript_, email us (a jpeg image of your face, or otherwise) on whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com and as always we'd love it if you left us a glowing 5 star review on iTunes too. Byeee!

    Ep 32: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 54:36


    We're back and we're dumber than ever. Lots of laughs this week as we talk Time Warp, freaks and Steve writes and produces a theme song for the movie. Thanks for listening and as always please head on over to Patreon for twice as much content for just £3 p/m, patreon.com/whatsthescript. @whatsthescript_ whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com @stuartmcp @stephenbucomedy etc etc xx

    End of Year Film QUIZ! Part Two, with Chris Thorburn

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 42:03


    Please enjoy the second of 2 bonus episodes over the festive period where comedian/friend/film buff/nice man Chris Thorburn asks your hosts Stu & Steve (bad men/film dummies) questions about the first 31 films we've watched together. Who will emerge victorious by being the least daft? Tune in to find out! Lots of fun and laughs in this ep, thanks a lot to Chris for being such a good question master. You can find Chris on Twitter at @CBThorburn and download his incredible Christmas mash-up album "Ho" at https://justgiving.com/fundraising/hoalbum where proceeds will go to the Trussell Trust. Thanks for all your likes, shares, comments, ratings and support in 2020, we'll see you for more daft laughs in the new year. Much love, S&S xx

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