Worst. Show. Ever.

If you’re listening to this, you probably got here early…  unless you’re one of the sad souls who actually downloaded this monstrosity. Speaking of monstrosities: it’s our Halloween special—an episode […]

Deep within the Cypress swamp, beyond the thick wall of fecal heat, automated phone trees and, re-animated tater tots, lives something sinister—a nightmare of a beast that average, everyday Floridians […]

Dave Trope Land is a wondrous place. Not a bumper sticker in sight and tatter tots everywhere. It’s the one place where you can truly be yourself without family getting […]

We’re back for episode 100! No matter where Dave has gone this summer, he’s had to deal with other people’s shit… err… snot. This is the first opportunity Dave has […]

The Smarter Artist Summit wouldn’t be complete without the harrowing tale of Dave’s journey through the bowels of Louisiana, complete with a battle against OCD and shootout with a flat-earther. […]

What’s up Dave’s butt? Imagine living in a world where your wife is hogging the only pot large enough to make a reasonable amount of mac and cheese. Yeah. It’s […]

Dave’s best friend sent him a gift of “David’s Cookies” to make up for the holiday classic A Very Davey Christmas and Dave has convinced us to turn our optimization […]

We haven’t done this in a while, but we’re back by marginal demand. Now that Dave has lost his taste for subpar restaurant food, he’s finally ready to start his […]

We’ve hit an all new low in effort on this show. Instead of actually recording an episode, we’re just using the audio from our other, much better show, The Story […]

Somehow we managed to create a show for our other podcast that’s so laid back that it actually feels like it should be a Worst. Show Ever. episode. Buckle-up. This […]

Dave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules: 1. […]

Now that school is back in session, we can finally get some work done—fully clothed, mind you. But with Dave’s dishwasher broken, and Sean’s hypothetical search for Jesus, only studious […]

There’s a lot of bullshit Dave and his dad won’t put up with, especially after having to walk ten miles in the snow, uphill both ways. Sean and Johnny have […]

No doctor in Florida can be trusted. They’ll either prescribe you life-threatening levels of HGTV or force you to sit in a chamber of farts with an asshole New Yorker. […]

Dave sees and spoils the movie Hereditary for everyone. So if you haven’t seen it and still plan to, steer clear of this episode. Really, you shouldn’t be listening to […]

Dave teaches us about the finer details of ASMR and video game spectating. We then plot with strategic precision to expose our kids to The Toxic Avenger.

This is the episode we didn’t delete. In retrospect, we probably should have deleted this one too. Dave’s family prevents him from ranting about a particular text message, forcing us […]

Sean has nightmares about Tommy Wiseau joining Sterling & Stone, and Dave has an awkward encounter with his racist neighbor.

Dave gets a late night visitor after accepting life alert duties. Later, the guys pitch ideas to replace WSE as Dave won’t stop seeing the optimistic side of trite ideas.

Dave stresses about the day when [REDACTED] discovers WSE on YouTube. It couldn’t possibly be any worse than when he had to explain female anatomy to him, right? Afterward, Sean […]

Dave’s journey to Austin, TX was riddled with misery and construction. In this episode, Dave chronicles his trek to the land of ironically asshole drivers only to arrive at the […]

Dave is curious about how other people exist. For example: how do people wash dishes in a conventional sink? And why are all the kids these days saying “pussy–bitch–mothafucker?” Dave […]

Dave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. […]

Sean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. […]

12 months. 30 Days. 1 changed man. Sean and Johnny pep-talk Dave after he starts a series of 30 day challenges. Sean is about to attend his first dog birthday […]

Dave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. […]

All Dave wants for Christmas is for the manufactured happy music to stop. In this episode, Dave draws the boundaries around sexual deviancy, investigates Max Hardcore, then pitches the Best. […]

Dave coaches his son in sports. Johnny and Sean stand in as Dave’s son and ask the hard hitting questions that parents everywhere face everyday. Finally, Dave lists the worst […]

Sean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so […]

What happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where […]

Dave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey.

When you hear a scream, which way do you run? Johnny and Sean share stories from NINC in Florida and lose all possibility for IHOP sponsoring the show. Later, Dave […]

Dave recounts his experience with hurricane Irma. Power outages, Mad Max levels of chaos, and driving-lane-induced spitting branches of reality all come into play in this epic tale. We also […]

Dave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, […]

Johnny, Sean, and Dave plot how best to expose [REDACTED] Jr. to sex and, ultimately, porn so that he can watch the new Spider-Man movie.

Dave gets a much-needed break from winning his marriage when his family takes a vacation without him. He waxes poetic about the joys of being home alone where no one can […]

Sean isn’t good at complaining. Dave is. So Sean tells Dave what happened to him in his most recent travels, and Dave pretends it happens to him. Then he rants […]

Daves bitches about a job he loves. Now we know that Dave can’t be happy. Dave hates fireworks, and so does Johnny. Johnny talks about the time he almost died. […]

There’s a new word for WSE: Daverati. Like the Illuminati, but Dave. Anyway, Dave shares his experience of VIP seats at a minor-league baseball game. He’d planned ahead: a morning […]

Johnny talks about his wife buying a horse, because she loves riding horses. Dave completely RUINS it. Guess how… Next the guys talk movies, and all Sean can think of […]

Worst. Show. Ever. is therapy for Dave. Today’s session starts with basketball camp with his son. He has the sudden realization that he’s ruining his son’s prospects for having friends. […]

Sean reads an exchange between him and Dave over a project Sean was doing, and Dave’s true colors show. Comic Sans, grandma couch, and the Holocaust were involved. Dave talks […]

Dave’s family ISN’T HOME! Things get pretty salty in this episode. Dave shares what his ideal Father’s Day gift is, and he explains why he will NEVER visit his friend […]

Would a woman rather be called dumb or annoying? Dave tackles this question with input from the live audience. Next, Dave takes on Career Day at school at his son’s […]

Dave is emotionally constipated. It’s time for a big dump. Except Dave’s family his home. So we resort to the next best thing… Dave telling death-defying airplane stories as Johnny […]

Everyone on the Sterling and Stone team seems to know what their Enneagram number is. Everyone except Dave. Johnny hits Dave with a full battery of questions to determine what […]

Sean and Johnny discuss how they’re ruining Dave’s life, including the blood-stained incident in the AirBnB. Next, they conspire and come up with a way to move Dave to Austin […]

Today is a jam-packed episode. Dave’s anger levels are through the roof and Target sold him fuzzy strawberries. He had to deal with his new favorite restaurant’s terrible service AND […]

For the past year, Dave has had issues with his right shoulder. It’s not the chronic masturbation, but he still decided to live with the pain. (Also, a rant on […]

Dave gets angry at Target’s layout and inevitable upselling when he’s trying to find a new washing machine. He and his son experience the stereo shit-show of Lowe’s men’s bathroom. […]

Dave has OCD. Explore the strange, strange landscape that is his brain. Will stepping on a crack really break his mother’s back? Why would he step through a door backwards? […]