Three friends wax poetic about why their panties are in a bunch, what they've been reading/watching/listening to, and what they're stuck on, ALL while enjoying a weekly curated adult beverage.
A day late and a dollar short on editing this, so please excuse the excitement around Mother’s Day weekend. Whoopsie! On this week's (aka three weeks ago) episode we circle back on some WHITE rum and it goes down realllll smooth. Stuck on It: the amount of utensils provided with takeout deliveries, Em on being A Maniacal Mary Poppins, and Matt on advertisers who are dialing in back because of Covid…IT”S ALL A PLOY Queued Up: Matt on the podcast “The Improvement Association” about Bladen Country in North Carolina, which he hasn’t even finished Panties in a Bunch: not having a dishwasher when everyone works from home during covid and there are a million dishes LFT: Everyone is looking forward to celebrating Mother’s Day and Matt is looking forward to visiting Ohio Next Week's Booze: TEQUILLLAAAA
On this week's episode we ease into some nice (well not that nice) bourbon on a Friday night. Stuck on It: How much the 2nd Covid vaccine kicked Matt’s ass, Em on going FULL TILT, and how people relay their phone number on calls. Queued Up: throwback episodes of RHONY (Nate just learned what that means) Panties in a Bunch: Matt on Demi Lovato’s froyo rampage LFT: the best days of the year come in spring (when Nate doesn’t sweat), going to an outdoor concert, and unfortunately Matt is only looking forward to seeing Nate for Sunday brunch Next Week's Booze: White Rum
On this week's episode we are drinking fruity summer spritzes in honor of Matty. Stuck on It: Binging The Crown (bc Matt couldn’t save it for Q’d up), how people have forgotten how to walk on the streets, and Tony Bourdain and his special place in our hearts Queued Up: Agatha Cristie’s ABC Murders and Ordeal of Innocence on Amazon Prime Panties in a Bunch: Em on social media slacktivism and her chronic headaches LFT: redoing kitchens, online cooking classes (not) and a dining with friends at a restaurant with a special Hawaiian themed menu Next Week's Booze: Bourbon is back baby!
On this week's episode we revisit (hello darkness) my old friend SCOTCH and ramble on and on and onnnn. Stuck on It: seeing Matty in person for his bday, moving the MLB All Star game from Georgia, and recruiting millennials for jobs Queued Up: Matt read a book about Natches (Nachos), Mississippi and Em riffs about a Ja Rule, I mean Nas, song and how it relates to Nachos Panties in a Bunch: Things that are locked up at Duane Reade and other pharmacies Next Week's Booze: A summery spritz of your choosing
Throwback to our fourth recording ever in June 2020. Buckle up for some bad sound and some bad jokes. Plus we were drankin' Rose.
On this week's episode beer slaps harder than anticipated (especially when you have a Jameson back), and yet again Matt didn’t follow his own rules (but he’s the birthday boy so it’s fine). Stuck on It: everyone is really fired up about Girl Scout Cookies and other childhood snacks Queued Up: The Original X-Files (with lots of side tangent convo) Panties in a Bunch: 1-800-JUNK is a scam that tests Matty’s patience Looking Forward to It: A Zoom magic show, Matty’s birth anniversary, and back-to-back weekend plans. Next Week's Booze: Scotchy Scotch Scotch
On this week's episode red wine is the drink of choice, even though SOMEONE didn’t follow the rules. Stuck on It: seasonally inappropriate clothing, Em’s candle obsession, and ripping off online retailers Queued Up: Absentia on Amazon Prime (and some great side recommendations from Em) Panties in a Bunch: Getting old and your back giving out Looking Forward to It: Gittin your hair did, not moving apartments, and a shipment of the devil’s lettuce. Next Week's Booze: Beer!
On this week's episode vodka teaches us to always be careful when drinking clear liquor because like they always say, liquor before beer and you’re in the clear…wait, what? Booze: Vodka Stuck on It: When your life partner is behaving strangely, cricling back on the assless Johnny debate, and SCOOP there it is Queued Up: Matt watched every single Golden Globe movie Panties in a Bunch: TAX SEASON! Looking Forward to It: St Paddy’s Day birthdays, trying not to drink by using the devils lettuce, and Gubna Cuomo in hot water. Plus Nate recaps his DMV adventure. Next Week's Booze: red wine
On this week's episode white rum (or light, depending on who you ask) slaps us right across the face and Emily reveals a new covid habit that has us all SHOCKED (not really). Booze: light rum Stuck on It: The New Nancy Drew on CW, the strange excellence of Target’s customer service, and harassing human assisted AI text messengers Queued Up: The Flight Attendant on HBO Max Panties in a Bunch: Redeeming airline money from cancelled Covid flights Looking Forward to It: partaking in a certain herbal remedy, the end of winter and especially the recent late Feb snowstorms, and going to the DMV (of all things!) Next Week's Booze: VODKA (oooh mama)
On this week's episode white wine grabs us by the b***s and Em hits us with a DOOZY of an embarrassing story. Booze: white wine Stuck on It: neighborhood watch fox sightings, the realness of the SundayScaries, and Crime Scene on Netflix Queued Up: Snowfall on FX Panties in a Bunch: accidentally using the corporate card for unauthorized (and embarrassing) purchases Looking Forward to It: last surgeries, undeveloped disposable cameras from college, and renovating a bathroom (lame!) Next Week's Booze: White (black) rum
On this week's episode tequila really kicks our asses, but all's well that ends well as the Great George Washington always said. Booze: TEQUILA! Stuck on It: remote “watch parties” (they already exist), Armie Hammer’s cannibalism, and package tracking’s shortcomings Queued Up: Pretend It’s a City Panties in a Bunch: dining out shaming Looking Forward to It: vaccines and John Oliver, being a gay uncle, and honoring birthday traditions Next Week's Booze: Vino Blanco
On this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere your three favorite hosts literally can't stay on topic and Nate can barely articulate full sentences. The drink of choice is sparkling wine and we all kept it pretty classic, much to Matt's disappointment. Booze: Sparkling Wine Stuck on It: Em on losing her socks, Nate on why you should follow medical advice, and Matt on his new home improvement persona Queued Up: Em on Bridgerton and Outlander (or is it Highlander?) Panties in a Bunch: Nate on why Netflix show previews are hot garbage Looking Forward to It: Matt on Nate's new job, Nate on Matt on Nate's new job, Em on getting a new tatt Next Week's Booze: Tequila.....ay caramba!
On this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere team returns for Season Two and is chomping at the bit to get things rolling again. Everyone chose their own cocktail with Matt being the classiest, as usual. After some lengthy (cough, cough) off-mic discussions, the hosts are also debuting a slightly altered show format...all for your listening pleasure. Cheers! Booze: Dealer's Choice Stuck on It: Em on The Bernie Mittens meme sensation, Nate on his perceived Fortune Cookie shortage, and Matt on his recent Pad Thai obsession Queued Up: Nate on Prime Video's "The Wilds" Panties in a Bunch: Matt on "Group Work" Looking Forward to It: Nate on the end of football season, Matt on not being electrocuted to death in his new home, and Em on having a weekend with ZERO plans Next Week's Booze: Sparkling Wine
This week's episode is the season one finale and the hosts are drinking holiday themed cocktails of their own choosing. Nate’s panties are bunched about the seemingly ubiquitous new trend of everyone saying that they can’t wait for 2020 to be over. Queued was skipped this week but there is a special season finale bonus section to end the pod. Meanwhile the hosts are stuck on their usual b******t. Booze: Holiday Cocktails Panties in a Bunch: the seemingly ubiquitous new trend of everyone saying that they can’t wait for 2020 to be over Queued Up: Coming back next year! Stuck on It: puppies, not wasting food before going on a trip, and how great the pod is (and it’s hosts) See you next year!
On this week's episode the hosts are on a mission to fend off the Sunday Scaries with strong tequila cocktails. Em’s panties are bunched about how much she says UMMMMMM and also how expensive it is to treat herself at coffee shops, Nate is queued up with cartoons for adults (adult cartoons?), specifically Rick and Morty, while the hosts are stuck on chatty hair stylists, covid and college sports, and how there is still good in this world. Booze: Tequila Panties in a Bunch: How much Em says UMMMMMM and also her expensive coffee habit Queued Up: Rick and Morty Stuck on It: chatty hair stylists, covid and college sports, and how there is still good in this world Next Week's Booze: FANCY Cocktails of your own choosing
On this week's episode the hosts enter uncharted territory with vodka as the spirit of choice, and everyone came up with something uniquely their own. Meanwhile, Matt’s panties are bunched about why it seems increasingly difficult for mail and packages to be delivered properly, Em is queued up with the throwback Winona Earp from the SyFy Channel where the famous Wyatt’s daughter hunts vampires, while the hosts are stuck on Spotify Wrapped and the seemingly endless runaway train that is Rudy Giuliani. Booze: Vodka Panties in a Bunch: why it seems increasingly difficult for mail and packages to be delivered properly Queued Up: Winona Earp from the SyFy Channel Stuck on It: Spotify Wrapped and the seemingly endless runaway train that is Rudy Giuliani Next Week's Booze: (Probably) Tequila
On this week's episode the hosts kick it back to a spirit they’ve chugged before...none other than dark rum (or black rum as Nate lovingly calls it). Meanwhile, Nate’s panties are bunched about the mayhem that occurs in apartment building laundry rooms (especially during covid), Matt is queued up with Fixer Upper on HGTV for some light pre-bedtime viewing, while the hosts are stuck on having a crush on podcast hosts (from other pods), the mysterious desert monolith saga, and why targeted Instagram ads with big discounts are just too hard to resist. Booze: Dark (Black) Rum Panties in a Bunch: Apartment building laundry rooms Queued Up: Fixer Upper on HGTV Stuck on It: having a crush on podcast hosts (from other pods), the mysterious desert monolith saga, and why targeting Instagram ads with sales are just too hard to resist. Next Week's Booze: Vodka (but be creative with it)
On this week's episode the hosts drink “local” beer, although the definition of local is up for interpretation. Em's panties are bunched about why it's so hard to use streaming services, Nate is queued up with both The Queen’s Gambit and The Mandalorian, while the hosts are stuck on virtual meeting etiquette, Wes Anderson, and comfort food. Booze: Local Beer Panties in a Bunch: streaming services Queued Up: The Queen’s Gambit and The Mandalorian Stuck on It: virtual meeting etiquette, Wes Anderson, and comfort food. Next Week's Booze: Dark Rum (Redux)
On this week's episode the hosts sip on some chilled sake. Who doesn’t love a refreshing rice wine to kick off the week? Matt's panties are bunched about being generally enraged all the time when in public places, Em's goes on a journey deep into the rabbit hole of the NXIVM cult (not to be confused with the heartburn medicine, Nexium) as she is queueing up Starz’s new doc “Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult”, while Stuck On It maintains its status as the biggest free-for-all segment of the pod, covering a range of topics including New Jersey home inspection poop cams, communal living (but not in a cult) and overpriced magazine subscriptions. Booze: Sake Panties in a Bunch: Matt on his uncontrollable rage Queued Up: Em on Starz’s new doc “Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult” Stuck on It: New Jersey home inspection poop cams, communal living (but not in a cult) and overpriced magazine subscriptions Next Week's Booze: Local Beer
On this bonus episode Emily and her cross-country road trip companion regale us with the high-(and low)lights of the truly epic trip.
On this week's episode the hosts were tasked with using a fortified wine to craft their own cocktails, but two of them failed miserably. Nate's panties are bunched about Saturday Night Live commercial breaks, Matt's queueing up Netflix's Love On The Spectrum, while Stuck On It covers a wide range of topics including, but not limited to, Four Seasons Total Landscaping (FSTL as Emily now calls it) and tiny ass spice jars. Booze: Fortified Wine Cocktails Panties in a Bunch: Nate on SNL and it's offensive commercial breaks Queued Up: Matt on the show Love On The Spectrum Stuck on It: Four Seasons Total Landscaping, little kids and piñatas, and tiny, expensive spice jars Next Week's Booze: Sake (it to me)!
This week we are taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming (while Emily is cross country road trippin') to bring you one of our original "practice" episodes. During this throwback episode (originally recorded in August) the hosts are guzzling gin while Matt goes off on non-mask wearing idiots, Em espouses on the virtues on pandemic online shopping sprees, and Nate gets basic about bringing your own cell phone charger on trips. We'll be back with a new episode next week! Booze: Gin! Panties in a Bunch: Matt on the etiquette of mask wearing Stuck on It: online shopping, cell phone chargers, and POTUS mispronouncing Yosemite Next Week's Booze: Fortified wine cocktails of your choosing
On this week's edition the hosts were responsible for crafting their own Autumnal-style cocktails but for some reason Matt was juicing celery. Emily's panties are bunched about Lana del Rey, Nate's queueing up anything Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino, and the wheels officially come off the bus during Stuck On It when Matt unleashes with two options. Booze: Autumnal Cocktails Panties in a Bunch: Emily on Lana Del Rey Queued Up: Nate on the show Atlanta/Donald Glover/Childish Gambino Stuck on It: How easy it is to buy a house/Matt not being a host on this pod, buying thrift books, and Harry Styles Next Week's Booze: Fortified wine-based cocktail of your choosing (port, sherry, etc.)
On this episode the host’s spend their Sunday afternoon imbibing of red wine to help alleviate the Scaries. Emily and Nate went the Spanish route with Monastrell (southern Spain) and Mencia (northern Spain), while Matt got in touch with his Italian roots, guzzling a Montepulciano D'abruzzo (said in a thick accent). Meanwhile Matt’s (dainty) panties were bunched about the power struggle he is having with his parents for control of the family (see The Godfather). Em is queued up on season one of True Detective while Nate tries to hijack the segment since he is obsessed with the show. Last but not least the hosts are stuck on how much cooler is it to be a Democrat, paper straws, and Daylight Savings Time. Booze: A not widely known red wine of your choosing Panties in a Bunch: Matt on life as your parent's get older Queued Up: Emily on True Detective Season 1 Stuck on It: How much cooler is it to be a Democrat, paper straws, and Daylight Savings Time. Next Week's Booze: An AUTUMNAL cocktail of your choosing
In the latest installment (which was actually recorded at 5pm!) our fearless hosts attempt to chase away the Sunday Scaries by imbibing rye whiskey based cocktails. Nate's panties become even further bunched after his diatribe about the shortcomings of email marketing while Matt rambles on about how polite everyone is on The Great British Baking Show. And as usual one of the hosts is stuck on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but it's not who you might expect! Booze: Rye whiskey Panties in a Bunch: Nate on the infuriating inefficiency of email marketing Queued Up: Matt on The Great British Baking Show (stream-able on Netflix) Stuck on It: The thrills of nail art and manicures for men, subscribing to Trump's brilliant campaign marketing (for research purposes), and the most followed man on da 'gram Next Week's Booze: red wine you've never heard of (thanks Matt)
Imbibing dark rum cocktails late into a Sunday evening, the hosts rant and rave about modern day text message etiquette (read receipts turned on), the resurgence of Schitt's Creek, and a bunch of other nonsense...as usual.
The three amigos drink white wines you've (probably) never heard of, Matt discusses his computer cable debacle, and Emily takes a deep dive into The Vow on HBO as she inches closer to the cult life.
This week your hosts drink citrusy cocktails while rambling on about the inconvenience of drop-down menus, Whitney Houston, the changing of the seasons, and why retail shopping is officially dead.
On our second official episode we are drinking scotch, talking for way too long about why hospital gowns have no back, and Netflix's relatively new series, Unsolved Mysteries. It's weird, it's wild, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere.
In our debut to the public, we wax poetic about what we are drinking (campari spritzes), what's got our panties in a bunch (road rage), what we have queued up, and what we're stuck on.
Check out our teaser so you can learn all about what the 5 O'clock Somewhere team will be hitting your podcast feed with every week. Episode 1 Now Available!
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