Attempted Delivery

This week comedian and brewmaster Maalik Stark joins us to discuss colorblindness, Tyler Perry, and comedy competition season. And then he tries to poison us.

This week we discuss Kanye's love for his family, feeling nostalgic for things past, and Shawn taking a couple visiting comics on a Philly adventure.

This week we discuss the upcoming Harry Potter series, deviating from your set on stage, and something about some bass player.

This week our studio is falling apart as Kyle Ziegler joins us to talk sandwiches, algorithms, and performing a naked stand-up set.

This week we discuss the passing of Val Kilmer, a new Diddy lawsuit, and the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination.

This week Zac Jack joins us to discuss new allegations concerning Ryan Reynolds, sketch comedy, and how every movie is Die Hard.Check out Whiskey Space Station for some of the best sketch comedy on the interwebs, and Zac Jack's new podcast Raised By Television dropping March 31st!

This week we discuss the Girl Scout cookie lawsuit, Kanye's latest hijinks, and the release of the JFK assassination files.

This week we discuss algorithms, plagiarism in music and comedy, and must-see TV and film.

This week we discuss Shawn's fasting, Damian getting F'd at the drive-thru car wash, and the legacy of Bill Hicks.

This week Larry Loobey joins us to discuss balancing comedy and family, feeling old, and his triumphant victory in the Showdown at Sundown Roast Battle.

This week Carrie Mueller joins us to discuss football, Saturday Night Live, and the most epic roast battle ever.

This week Bobby Tamburro joins us to discuss the central PA comedy scene, finding your voice, and handling the audience.Check out Bobby on the Davey Mac Sports Program:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL32lsDtEMQcB_tgc4NLrRoyW-bgXETIFe&si=9nLt-CS8oVrl67xs

This week we discuss our on-stage progress, award shows, and the CIA.

This week Sean Light joins us to discuss his start in comedy, accepting compliments, and hemorrhoids.

This week we discuss Nazi salutes, the NFL, and girl scout cookies.

This week we discuss the L.A. fires, the healthcare CEO murder, and our week of killer comedy shows. Then we debate the merits of backing in vs. pulling in when parking.

This week we welcome a new sponsor as we discuss car rental, postal privatization, and the proper water temperature for teeth brushing.

This week we ring in the new year with philosophical discussions about shrimp and hot dogs. Then we each share a few embarrassing moments saying regretful things, and declare comedy goals for 2025. Share a "foot-in-mouth" moment when you have said something regretful at attempteddeliverypodcast@gmail.com Vote on the merits of the Chicago Hot Dog in our poll under this episode on the Spotify app! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week Jesse James Martin joins us to discuss dreams, 9/11 conspiracies, and escaping from prison. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss the possible Bill Burr/Billy Corgan relation, recap our recent stand-up shows, and test A.I.'s knowledge of the podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week Brandon Koss joins us to discuss comedy and wrestling, and we respond to shots fired by another local podcast. Check out Brandon's new comedy album, "Good Boy, Artie" on all streaming platforms! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss guns, cars, and our first time performing on a show together. Then Damian tries to find his voice and Shawn's luxurious hair gets him in trouble. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss a current rapper/comedian beef and a busy weekend of shows. Then we break down our epic roast battle followed by a quick ranking of the best and worst Thanksgiving food. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we get some listener feedback before discussing some postal drama, the Tyson/Paul "fight", and our upcoming roast battle. Check out and vote in the poll under this episode on the Spotify app! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week Andrew Pollock joins us with one of the funniest comedy origin stories we've heard, and discusses why he crushes us and everyone else in every local comedy competition. We also talk about a local restaurant owner making headlines with a racist rant before we solve women's plight in the comedy scene. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we sip sake while discussing football, Greek baptism, and cooking with gas. Also, KISS sucks - let us know if you agree in the poll under this episode in the Spotify app. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss whether comedy has a role in politics and the local roast battle. Then we contemplate our pending doom with one of George Carlin's greatest bits. Check out Whiskey Space Station's Forrest Gump Redux on YouTube! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week Shawn gives Damian a potentially controversial gift, before they discuss the fallen musician in the news and their upcoming roast battle. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we celebrate Damian's birthday while discussing some malodorous political mail, Shawn's car troubles, and getting outsmarted by a baby. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss postal peeves, Greek baptism, and solving abortion. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we talk food with some American leftovers in Japan, a chill spot on Shawn's route, and Damian's busy comedy weekend. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

In this episode we talk about some of the lighter topics such as genocide, sperm donation, conspiracies, incest, suicide, and comedy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we bring on Jesse James Martin to talk about growing up surrounded by comedy, Super Bowl halftime shows, and stealing memories. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss drama in the music industry, a new Kevin Smith movie, and an indecent proposal. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we talk about banned books, sheltering your kids, and Jamie Foxx. Then we wax philosophical about our recent shows and teddy bears. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week the very funny Jackie Benhayon joins us to discuss her beginnings in sketch comedy and stand up, recognizing old acquaintances (or not), and possibly the greatest video game ever made. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we bring in local comedian Matt Joseph to talk all about the philosophies of comedy, jiu-jitsu, and hardcore music. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss some postal annoyances, why you should always read the terms and conditions, and an exciting show coming to Broadway. Then Shawn checks out a new mic and Damian does a surprise show. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we go deep and get philosophical while discussing music, separating art from the artist, and the concept of free will. Then we pole vault into the Olympics and our comedy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we host veteran stand up comic Lennon Free to tell us about his beginnings in comedy, the scene in Austin, and the greatest performance of My Sharona ever. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss fast food, the pros and cons of A.I., and our great weekend of shows. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This action-packed episode is filled with comedy shows, lost dogs, and fire. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week Mike O'Donnell joins us to discuss connecting with the audience, insulting the audience, and controlling the urge to kill. Follow Mike on Instagram @mikeodcomedy --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we talk music, dream dinner dates, and settle the Great Swiss Cheese Debate. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week Karen K joins us to discuss her start in comedy, life as a public defender, and snow cones. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we have a comedy-heavy episode where we discuss hosting, improv, and likability. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week comedian Andrew Glessner joins us to discuss gatekeeping, film making, and the merits of Swiss cheese. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we bring on Manny Santiago to tell us all about his comedy origin story and his experience being a professional juggler. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we talk about fate not allowing Damian to do comedy, and stupidity not allowing Shawn to be good at improv. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

In this action packed episode we discuss an interesting fetish before talking about our exciting weekend of comedy with a cameo from Kasey Nicholson who gives her account of handling a heckler. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support

This week we discuss our own comedy before talking about the Tom Brady roast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/attempted-delivery/support