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Two movie loving men explore the in's and out's of cinema classics and catastrophes as well as sharing their love of the movies while blasting it into the ground like a copier in Office Space.

Tyler & Garrett

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    • Jun 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 65:00


    We're back in the studio!This weeks episode is the massive talent that is Garrett and Tyler reviewing the best Nic Cage in the last 10 years.-We talked about why we haven't been doing episodes. (with apologies)-Garrett talking about a movie he watched on Hulu. (In and of Itself.)-This awesome movie-The magic of birth-The one weird thing in this movieFOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!

    The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2022 41:20


    (2022) The Secrets of Dumbledore, no need to add the fantastic beasts bit in there as it was a minor part that attempted to make itself bigger then need be. We'll get into it in this episode brought to you by Tyler.In todays Episode I'll be answering some hard hitting questions:-Was it good?-Is this for kids or Harry Potter fans?-Why wasn't Johnny Depp in this movie?-Would it have been better with Johnny Depp?FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Halo TV Series (Garrett Solo)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 31:04


    (2022) Welcome to Garretts solo episode where he goes into the ins and outs of the Halo TV series on Paramount+. Tyler may be writing this and has no idea what any of it is about so we're just going to let Garrett explain everything to you!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The Lost City

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 50:43


    (2022) Get ready for a remake that has no chemistry and just enough humor to make the movie mildy tolerable to watch Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock. Shorter episode this week just because we weren't able to sit down in person and get it done.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Doctor Strange & The Multiverse of Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 85:11


    (2022) This week Garrett and Tyler jump into the multiverse of movies...The movieverse if you will. We apologize for missing last weeks episode but we made it up to you this week. No spoilers for like the first 10 minutes but we give you a go ahead.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Uncharted

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 45:14


    (2022) This weeks episode join Tyler and Garrett as they explore yet another video game made into a movie, but this time... It's actually not bad at all. In this weeks episode we discuss all sorts of things as well as a cameo made by the OG Nathan Drake and we talk about the creative things that Sony studios did to really make this be acceptable for the big screen!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The Bubble

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 88:44


    (2022) What happens when a group of actors and actresses are trying to film during a pandemic and what kind of a toll does that take on them? Well if you're asking yourself that question which I'm sure you're not, if you listen to this episode that question will be answered and a lot more.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Welcome to Raccoon City

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 75:00


    (2021) Garrett and Tyler explore one of the better video games turned movies. Now granted it's not the best one but it's definitely the best one that we've done so far. We discuss the similarities of the movie to the video games. Also apologies about Garretts audio for the first 15 minutes, it gets better I fixed it.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Death on the Nile

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 66:01


    (2022) This movie is a remake of a classic as well as based off the book written by Agatha Christie. In this weeks episode Tyler and Garrett discuss the movie and the plot as well as the authors mysterious disappearance. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Deep Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 62:18


    (2022) Garrett and Tyler talk about a movie that both of them thought would be good but turned out to be a huge waste of time for everyone involved. Why were there snails in the movie? Why didn't anyone suspect the husband to actually be a killer? Why was his wife such a H03? Why did this movie get made? Most of these questions should be answered and then some?FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The Adam Project

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 83:40


    (2022) This Netflix exclusive movie is about a man who travels back in time to meet his younger self in order to do something? It's time travel people, and yes in this episode Garrett and Tyler get into it about it and break it down for you.Click the 'follow our socials' to see us everywhere!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 109:06


    (2022) Garrett and Tyler dive back into the DC universe and explore the ins and outs of the newest version of The Batman. In this episode we start off with a nice little segment of Riddle me This? in which Tyler asks Garrett some riddles and it goes like you'd expect. We also talk about the cinematic shots and the wonderful story line that is this movie. We also talk about above the very end credit scene and the riddles it unlocks.Click the links to follow our socials and watch this episode on Youtube!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The Book of Boba Fett

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 41:57


    Garrett and Tyler hop, skip, and jump into the Book of Boba Fett ft the Mandalorian. We talk about the better CGI of Luke. Why Mando was in the show for so long. Some of the long forgotten characters that we've seen in the cartoons but never in live action and much much more...If you want to hear more of this go over to our Youtube channel and let us know!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The King's Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 70:38


    (2021) Garrett and Tyler talk about the one of the better prequel movies that has historical relevance and has some amazingly shot cinematography as well as some great fighting and action scenes!(We did miss a week but check around later this week for another episode on us.)FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 94:15


    (2019) Garrett and Tyler explore the world of poorly done CGI. Also we ask the hard hitting questions such as:-Why would any actor/actress do this movie?-Is this movie taking place in cat purgatory?-Do cats have genitals?-What is a milk bar?(All of these questions and more will be answered rest assure.)FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The Goonies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 70:38


    (1985) Garrett and Tyler try to relive childhood nostalgia while also asking the hard hitting questions of where the hell was the octopus and what happened to One-Eyed Willies treasures went too. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Shang-Chi and The Legend of the Ten Rings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 66:31


    (2021) This weeks episode is brought to you by Garretts big ass forehead as the movie men explore marvels Shang-Chi. We discuss Morris the green screen butt-chicken that Ben Kingsley fell in love with. We explore the crazy mixed martial arts that were used in the movie and end the debate whether or not The Ten Rings used electric crowbars as weapons or if they were actually swords.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    The Eternals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 78:11


    (2021) A race called the Eternals must fight to save the planet that they live on and fighting an array of enemies and allies. Join Garrett and Tyler as they explore the world of the Eternals that live on our world and have for thousands of years. Also this is Marvels second PG-13 movie since the hulk so you know it'll be at least a little entertaining.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Don't Look Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 59:41


    (2021) Two low-level astronomers must go on a giant media tour to warn mankind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth. Meanwhile two low-level podcasters must go on a vocal tour to warn mankind of the movie Don't Look Up.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

    Season 1 Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 72:35


    SEASON ONE FINALE!!! Garrett and Tyler go through there top 3 Episodes that they filmed/recorded this year as well as Tyler tests Garretts knowledge about the podcast.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

    The Matrix Resurrections

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 74:55


    (2021) Mr. Anderson a man stuck between to worlds, one where he's just an everyday normal guy, nothing special about this dude. Whereas in the other world they know him as Neo the man with a plan, join Garrett and Tyler as they get plugged into the matrix and see what's what with Neo.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

    Spider-man: No Way Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2021 90:35


    SPOILERS AHEAD!!!(2021) This movie Tom Holland aka Spider-Man must fight off the multi-verse of villains' that he brought through when Dr. Strange botched a spell to make the whole world forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

    Red Notice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 80:27


    (2021) A movie about a man that loves stealing art and getting caught, meanwhile a very attractive Interpol woman tries to hunt him down while the Bishop tries to steal from the man whose trying to steal, some friends become enemies and some enemies become friends.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

    Monster Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2021 79:54


    (2020) A monster hunting movie based on a video games? There's a high chance that Tyler forgot to watch the movie and Garrett told him that the movie wasn't worth it. So if you don't want to watch the movie listen to our podcast then...And follow us everywhere else in the meanwhile:FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

    Dune

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 31:17


    (2021) An adaptation of Frank Herbert's science fiction novel, about the son of a noble family entrusted with the protection of the most valuable asset and most vital element in the galaxy. Tyler was alone for this episode of the podcast, Garrett ran off into the desert and Tyler was sent on a wild goose chase to find him but ended up watching Dune instead.CLICK HERE FOR OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH US YOUTUBE!!!CLICK HERE FOR MERCH!!!

    Army of Darkness

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 53:34


    (1992) A sardonic hardware store clerk is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead so he can return home. Garrett & Tyler discuss the good and bad in the movie and even the alternative ending that didn't make it to theaters. Also Garrett and Tyler get Bean Boozled and that's rough but you have to watch that on YouTube because I cut the audio for that because didn't want you guys to enjoy 15 minutes of us throwing up.

    Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2021 91:01


    (1987) The lone survivor of an onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits holes up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack. Surprisingly in this movie there is a tree but it doesn't have sex with anyone. Also there's time travel but we'll get into it.CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW OUR SOCIALSCLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBECLICK HERE TO VISIT OUR MERCH STORE

    The Evil Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2021 78:16


    (1981 or 1983) Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons. Also there's a sexually aggressive tree in the movie but we'll get into that in the podcast.Garrett if you see this, talk quieter so the audio doesn't have to be fixed again.Beard Rating:

    The Guilty

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 77:33


    (2021) A demoted police officer assigned to a call dispatch desk is conflicted when he receives an emergency phone call from a kidnapped woman. Surprisingly nothing to do with Brian Laundrie #VANLIFE Beard Rating Average:

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2021 33:19


    (2021) A movie about a simbiote who decided to host Eddie Brock, who visited a bad man in prison known as Cletus Kasady, who bit his finger and he himself also got a simbiote named Carnage. Some internal struggles, a half-assed love story and a so-so origin story. Beard Rating:

    Kate

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 62:46


    (2021) A typical movie about an assassin that has 24 hours to live and what better way to spend it than baby sitting a girl whose father she brutally murdered and is planning to murder the rest of her family. I dunno maybe go to Cancun instead? Watch us on Youtube to see the video version of the podcast and follow us wherever else you haven't with the link below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 69:46


    (2021) A trained mercenary? I don't know how to sum up this movie other than some bad ass fight scenes and a lot of female empowerment and a little bit of sympathy. Other than that make sure to click the link below and check us out everywhere else!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Reminiscence

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 48:08


    (2021) This movie well what can we say, it's a movie that you have to just sit back and reminisce about. All kidding aside it was one of those movies that confuses the hell out of you until you realize the obvious at the last second.Overall average score:

    Free Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 58:07


    (2021) A movie about a video game world and sentient AI, but also the movie has Ryan Reynolds in it? What's better than that. C'mon. You know this s#%t is going to be good. Consider following us on our other platforms with the linktree link below:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Freaky

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 53:13


    (2020) A movie that we'd never really heard of until HBOmax advertised it for Friday the 13th turned out to be one of Vince Vaughns biggest acting challenges. Acting like a teenage girl. It's chilling even to think about. In this weeks episode join Garrett and Tyler on a slasher/gore/humor filled movie.Also follow us everywhere else if you'd be so kind:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    The Suicide Squad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 59:37


    (2021) Basically we get the best Suicide Squad movie where the government sends in Supervillains to fight a giant star fish and we get to see some of the most bad-ass polka dot fighting we've ever seen!Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and listen wherever by clicking the link tree below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Howard The Duck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 64:55


    (1986) In this film based on the comic book character, Howard the Duck is suddenly beamed from Duckworld, a planet of intelligent ducks with arms and legs, to Earth, where he lands in Cleveland. A place where none of us have ever wanted to go. This family friendly movie with duck titties and more of Lea Thompson than the world could ever hope for, it's time for another fan request. HOWARD THE DUCK!Follow us wherever by clicking the link below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 54:13


    (2021) A movie that had no right to be made but yet somehow did we have A New Legacy a Space Jam? This weeks episode we ask the hard hitting questions like if this movie had a right to be made? Is it good? Would an adult like this movie? Would a kid like this movie? Is this the perfect movie to distract your kid so you can have relations with someone? Possibly... All of these questions though are guaranteed to be answered in this podcast, I'll tell you that for sure. What else is for sure is that you should check us out on all our socials in the link tree down below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Black Widow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 59:58


    (2021) What better way to pay tribute to the soul stone than by sacrificing a little bit of your time to sit down and listen to our podcast this week about Black Widow? A movie for all intense purposes of saying a farewell to ScarJo in the best possible way that marvel could. Finally a stand-alone movie that is just right to watch at home.

    Independence Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 65:15


    (1996) What better way to celebrate Independence Day than by watching Independence Day? Great question, maybe listen to our podcast then sit down later and relive the nostalgia and watch it after our opinions on the movie.

    Shazam!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 56:29


    (2019) This weeks episode we Shazam! A superhero version of the movie Big but totally better! Come listen as we take flight on a grade a superhero adventure with Garrett and Tyler.Check us out everywhere in our linktree:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Nobody

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 64:13


    (2021) A movie about an CSI, CIA, FBI, or something like that auditor that tried to live a simple life, it ain't much but it's honest work. Then one day his house gets broken into and all hell breaks loose and he brings out his inner badass to unleash upon the world!Follow us everywhere and anywhere by using our link tree:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

    Keanu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 73:50


    (2016) This week marked national hug a cat week so what better way to enjoy this week than by sitting down and us watching Keanu? A movie about a man going to great lengths to get his cat back? Sure we got sidetracked during the podcast, that's not uncommon. But did we enjoy the movie? Absolutely!

    Army of the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 72:57


    (2021) Today's podcast follows the alternative reality where Covid-19 spread to the city of Las Vegas and the results. Just kidding, it's a zombie heist movie so get freakin' hyped for it

    Those Who Wish Me Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 57:29


    (2021) Thanks to HBOmax allowing us to watch movies at home we decided to watch a new release and give it our honest opinion... Which with that being said, well...I mean we're just glad we didn't pay to see it in theaters.

    Tenet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 58:10


    (2020) This weeks podcast Tyler & Garrett finally found another movie that both of them haven't seen and let me tell you, they were both blown away and lost at the same time. Surprisingly though they didn't get sidetracked as bad as they normally do in this episode.

    Zoolander

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 66:24


    (2001) This podcast is mainly for the really, really, really good looking listeners. This episode dives into our fan favorite Zoolander. A movie about models assassinating prime ministers and having gas fights with your friends.

    Mortal Kombat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 30:34


    This weeks episode Garrett dives into the movie that relives the nostalgia that is Mortal Kombat while Tyler is off doing something else instead of doing this episode.

    Predators

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 83:26


    What do Arnold Schwarzenegger & Chris Hansen have in common? They're the topic of todays podcast. Predators (2010) The movie of how Predators train to become the savage brutes that they are. We dive deep into the weird and bizarre that is Birkenstocks as well as exploring why you should always have a pair of crocs on deck 24/7 as well as the many aspects of this lovely movie.

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 83:57


    Surprisingly this movie came out in 1968, which is shocking because of how good it is. So join Garrett and Tyler in this very interesting trip into the mind of Stanley Kubrick and get thoroughly mind-fucking of evolution pushing man on and on. Also there's Garrett going on about us not really landing on the moon and Tylers rant about the Men in Black.

    Baby Momma Debate (Vocalist Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 16:49


    Garrett and Myself often get sidetracked in our podcasts and want to not just cut everything out in our podcasts so our gift to you is one of our scholarly debates on who would be the best mom.

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