Beard and a Half Movie Reviews

We're back in the studio!This weeks episode is the massive talent that is Garrett and Tyler reviewing the best Nic Cage in the last 10 years.-We talked about why we haven't been doing episodes. (with apologies)-Garrett talking about a movie he watched on Hulu. (In and of Itself.)-This awesome movie-The magic of birth-The one weird thing in this movieFOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!

(2022) The Secrets of Dumbledore, no need to add the fantastic beasts bit in there as it was a minor part that attempted to make itself bigger then need be. We'll get into it in this episode brought to you by Tyler.In todays Episode I'll be answering some hard hitting questions:-Was it good?-Is this for kids or Harry Potter fans?-Why wasn't Johnny Depp in this movie?-Would it have been better with Johnny Depp?FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) Welcome to Garretts solo episode where he goes into the ins and outs of the Halo TV series on Paramount+. Tyler may be writing this and has no idea what any of it is about so we're just going to let Garrett explain everything to you!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) Get ready for a remake that has no chemistry and just enough humor to make the movie mildy tolerable to watch Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock. Shorter episode this week just because we weren't able to sit down in person and get it done.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) This week Garrett and Tyler jump into the multiverse of movies...The movieverse if you will. We apologize for missing last weeks episode but we made it up to you this week. No spoilers for like the first 10 minutes but we give you a go ahead.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) This weeks episode join Tyler and Garrett as they explore yet another video game made into a movie, but this time... It's actually not bad at all. In this weeks episode we discuss all sorts of things as well as a cameo made by the OG Nathan Drake and we talk about the creative things that Sony studios did to really make this be acceptable for the big screen!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) What happens when a group of actors and actresses are trying to film during a pandemic and what kind of a toll does that take on them? Well if you're asking yourself that question which I'm sure you're not, if you listen to this episode that question will be answered and a lot more.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2021) Garrett and Tyler explore one of the better video games turned movies. Now granted it's not the best one but it's definitely the best one that we've done so far. We discuss the similarities of the movie to the video games. Also apologies about Garretts audio for the first 15 minutes, it gets better I fixed it.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) This movie is a remake of a classic as well as based off the book written by Agatha Christie. In this weeks episode Tyler and Garrett discuss the movie and the plot as well as the authors mysterious disappearance. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) Garrett and Tyler talk about a movie that both of them thought would be good but turned out to be a huge waste of time for everyone involved. Why were there snails in the movie? Why didn't anyone suspect the husband to actually be a killer? Why was his wife such a H03? Why did this movie get made? Most of these questions should be answered and then some?FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) This Netflix exclusive movie is about a man who travels back in time to meet his younger self in order to do something? It's time travel people, and yes in this episode Garrett and Tyler get into it about it and break it down for you.Click the 'follow our socials' to see us everywhere!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2022) Garrett and Tyler dive back into the DC universe and explore the ins and outs of the newest version of The Batman. In this episode we start off with a nice little segment of Riddle me This? in which Tyler asks Garrett some riddles and it goes like you'd expect. We also talk about the cinematic shots and the wonderful story line that is this movie. We also talk about above the very end credit scene and the riddles it unlocks.Click the links to follow our socials and watch this episode on Youtube!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

Garrett and Tyler hop, skip, and jump into the Book of Boba Fett ft the Mandalorian. We talk about the better CGI of Luke. Why Mando was in the show for so long. Some of the long forgotten characters that we've seen in the cartoons but never in live action and much much more...If you want to hear more of this go over to our Youtube channel and let us know!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2021) Garrett and Tyler talk about the one of the better prequel movies that has historical relevance and has some amazingly shot cinematography as well as some great fighting and action scenes!(We did miss a week but check around later this week for another episode on us.)FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2019) Garrett and Tyler explore the world of poorly done CGI. Also we ask the hard hitting questions such as:-Why would any actor/actress do this movie?-Is this movie taking place in cat purgatory?-Do cats have genitals?-What is a milk bar?(All of these questions and more will be answered rest assure.)FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(1985) Garrett and Tyler try to relive childhood nostalgia while also asking the hard hitting questions of where the hell was the octopus and what happened to One-Eyed Willies treasures went too. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2021) This weeks episode is brought to you by Garretts big ass forehead as the movie men explore marvels Shang-Chi. We discuss Morris the green screen butt-chicken that Ben Kingsley fell in love with. We explore the crazy mixed martial arts that were used in the movie and end the debate whether or not The Ten Rings used electric crowbars as weapons or if they were actually swords.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2021) A race called the Eternals must fight to save the planet that they live on and fighting an array of enemies and allies. Join Garrett and Tyler as they explore the world of the Eternals that live on our world and have for thousands of years. Also this is Marvels second PG-13 movie since the hulk so you know it'll be at least a little entertaining.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

(2021) Two low-level astronomers must go on a giant media tour to warn mankind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth. Meanwhile two low-level podcasters must go on a vocal tour to warn mankind of the movie Don't Look Up.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

SEASON ONE FINALE!!! Garrett and Tyler go through there top 3 Episodes that they filmed/recorded this year as well as Tyler tests Garretts knowledge about the podcast.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

(2021) Mr. Anderson a man stuck between to worlds, one where he's just an everyday normal guy, nothing special about this dude. Whereas in the other world they know him as Neo the man with a plan, join Garrett and Tyler as they get plugged into the matrix and see what's what with Neo.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!(2021) This movie Tom Holland aka Spider-Man must fight off the multi-verse of villains' that he brought through when Dr. Strange botched a spell to make the whole world forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

(2021) A movie about a man that loves stealing art and getting caught, meanwhile a very attractive Interpol woman tries to hunt him down while the Bishop tries to steal from the man whose trying to steal, some friends become enemies and some enemies become friends.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

(2020) A monster hunting movie based on a video games? There's a high chance that Tyler forgot to watch the movie and Garrett told him that the movie wasn't worth it. So if you don't want to watch the movie listen to our podcast then...And follow us everywhere else in the meanwhile:FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!GO GET SOME MERCH!!!

(2021) An adaptation of Frank Herbert's science fiction novel, about the son of a noble family entrusted with the protection of the most valuable asset and most vital element in the galaxy. Tyler was alone for this episode of the podcast, Garrett ran off into the desert and Tyler was sent on a wild goose chase to find him but ended up watching Dune instead.CLICK HERE FOR OUR SOCIALS!!!WATCH US YOUTUBE!!!CLICK HERE FOR MERCH!!!

(1992) A sardonic hardware store clerk is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead so he can return home. Garrett & Tyler discuss the good and bad in the movie and even the alternative ending that didn't make it to theaters. Also Garrett and Tyler get Bean Boozled and that's rough but you have to watch that on YouTube because I cut the audio for that because didn't want you guys to enjoy 15 minutes of us throwing up.

(1987) The lone survivor of an onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits holes up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack. Surprisingly in this movie there is a tree but it doesn't have sex with anyone. Also there's time travel but we'll get into it.CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW OUR SOCIALSCLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBECLICK HERE TO VISIT OUR MERCH STORE

(1981 or 1983) Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons. Also there's a sexually aggressive tree in the movie but we'll get into that in the podcast.Garrett if you see this, talk quieter so the audio doesn't have to be fixed again.Beard Rating:

(2021) A demoted police officer assigned to a call dispatch desk is conflicted when he receives an emergency phone call from a kidnapped woman. Surprisingly nothing to do with Brian Laundrie #VANLIFE Beard Rating Average:

(2021) A movie about a simbiote who decided to host Eddie Brock, who visited a bad man in prison known as Cletus Kasady, who bit his finger and he himself also got a simbiote named Carnage. Some internal struggles, a half-assed love story and a so-so origin story. Beard Rating:

(2021) A typical movie about an assassin that has 24 hours to live and what better way to spend it than baby sitting a girl whose father she brutally murdered and is planning to murder the rest of her family. I dunno maybe go to Cancun instead? Watch us on Youtube to see the video version of the podcast and follow us wherever else you haven't with the link below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2021) A trained mercenary? I don't know how to sum up this movie other than some bad ass fight scenes and a lot of female empowerment and a little bit of sympathy. Other than that make sure to click the link below and check us out everywhere else!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2021) This movie well what can we say, it's a movie that you have to just sit back and reminisce about. All kidding aside it was one of those movies that confuses the hell out of you until you realize the obvious at the last second.Overall average score:

(2021) A movie about a video game world and sentient AI, but also the movie has Ryan Reynolds in it? What's better than that. C'mon. You know this s#%t is going to be good. Consider following us on our other platforms with the linktree link below:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2020) A movie that we'd never really heard of until HBOmax advertised it for Friday the 13th turned out to be one of Vince Vaughns biggest acting challenges. Acting like a teenage girl. It's chilling even to think about. In this weeks episode join Garrett and Tyler on a slasher/gore/humor filled movie.Also follow us everywhere else if you'd be so kind:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2021) Basically we get the best Suicide Squad movie where the government sends in Supervillains to fight a giant star fish and we get to see some of the most bad-ass polka dot fighting we've ever seen!Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and listen wherever by clicking the link tree below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(1986) In this film based on the comic book character, Howard the Duck is suddenly beamed from Duckworld, a planet of intelligent ducks with arms and legs, to Earth, where he lands in Cleveland. A place where none of us have ever wanted to go. This family friendly movie with duck titties and more of Lea Thompson than the world could ever hope for, it's time for another fan request. HOWARD THE DUCK!Follow us wherever by clicking the link below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2021) A movie that had no right to be made but yet somehow did we have A New Legacy a Space Jam? This weeks episode we ask the hard hitting questions like if this movie had a right to be made? Is it good? Would an adult like this movie? Would a kid like this movie? Is this the perfect movie to distract your kid so you can have relations with someone? Possibly... All of these questions though are guaranteed to be answered in this podcast, I'll tell you that for sure. What else is for sure is that you should check us out on all our socials in the link tree down below!https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2021) What better way to pay tribute to the soul stone than by sacrificing a little bit of your time to sit down and listen to our podcast this week about Black Widow? A movie for all intense purposes of saying a farewell to ScarJo in the best possible way that marvel could. Finally a stand-alone movie that is just right to watch at home.

(1996) What better way to celebrate Independence Day than by watching Independence Day? Great question, maybe listen to our podcast then sit down later and relive the nostalgia and watch it after our opinions on the movie.

(2019) This weeks episode we Shazam! A superhero version of the movie Big but totally better! Come listen as we take flight on a grade a superhero adventure with Garrett and Tyler.Check us out everywhere in our linktree:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2021) A movie about an CSI, CIA, FBI, or something like that auditor that tried to live a simple life, it ain't much but it's honest work. Then one day his house gets broken into and all hell breaks loose and he brings out his inner badass to unleash upon the world!Follow us everywhere and anywhere by using our link tree:https://linktr.ee/Beardandahalfmoviereviews

(2016) This week marked national hug a cat week so what better way to enjoy this week than by sitting down and us watching Keanu? A movie about a man going to great lengths to get his cat back? Sure we got sidetracked during the podcast, that's not uncommon. But did we enjoy the movie? Absolutely!

(2021) Today's podcast follows the alternative reality where Covid-19 spread to the city of Las Vegas and the results. Just kidding, it's a zombie heist movie so get freakin' hyped for it

(2021) Thanks to HBOmax allowing us to watch movies at home we decided to watch a new release and give it our honest opinion... Which with that being said, well...I mean we're just glad we didn't pay to see it in theaters.

(2020) This weeks podcast Tyler & Garrett finally found another movie that both of them haven't seen and let me tell you, they were both blown away and lost at the same time. Surprisingly though they didn't get sidetracked as bad as they normally do in this episode.

(2001) This podcast is mainly for the really, really, really good looking listeners. This episode dives into our fan favorite Zoolander. A movie about models assassinating prime ministers and having gas fights with your friends.

This weeks episode Garrett dives into the movie that relives the nostalgia that is Mortal Kombat while Tyler is off doing something else instead of doing this episode.

What do Arnold Schwarzenegger & Chris Hansen have in common? They're the topic of todays podcast. Predators (2010) The movie of how Predators train to become the savage brutes that they are. We dive deep into the weird and bizarre that is Birkenstocks as well as exploring why you should always have a pair of crocs on deck 24/7 as well as the many aspects of this lovely movie.

Surprisingly this movie came out in 1968, which is shocking because of how good it is. So join Garrett and Tyler in this very interesting trip into the mind of Stanley Kubrick and get thoroughly mind-fucking of evolution pushing man on and on. Also there's Garrett going on about us not really landing on the moon and Tylers rant about the Men in Black.

Garrett and Myself often get sidetracked in our podcasts and want to not just cut everything out in our podcasts so our gift to you is one of our scholarly debates on who would be the best mom.