Blab Rats

Are you an Alpha Hot Dog? Or are you one of the many Jealous Hamburgers, who are leagion? Today on Blab Rats we play the alpha-ist of all pod casts. Get up early for squats, eat like people who had a life expectancy of 30, and put facts in a four corner hold. Chum down with the bros! Toxic Masculinity unchecked!

We've all done it. Hoped on a social medias and before you know it you've gone down a Yous-Tube Rabbit Hole! The streams are sucking up our days, and today the blab rats take a look at two of these Tubers streams, clearly subjected to government experiments, in the hopes of trying to help us better understand justwhats going on here. 

Top of the mornin' to ya and happy days. It's that time of year once again to follow the rainbow to the pot of gold that is the emerald isle of Ireland. Thats right, its a st. Pats episode. Come see what the land of saints and scholars has to offer, spoiler, its potatos. 

Its finally here, the episode that answers the burning question: What are, objectively speaking, the top ten sexxxiest animals? Tune in and find out as the Blab Rats dive deep into the world of nature. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Host Man and the P-dog have a doosie for you today. This universe just didn't have enough christmas spirit so the guys decided to take you... ACROSS THE SANTAVERSE!   Dont sue me bro. 

On this episode of Blab Rats Host and Producer play you a recording from when the old west was new. And men acted exactly like they still do now. Saddle up!

This holiday season the Blab Rats show you the probably mostly true story of the actual Last Court Jester.

Just because NASA stopped going back to the moon, doesn't mean we will. That's right, it's another moon episode. Tune in and hear about the real Appollo 13, the truth about aliens, and what happened the last time NASA had the balls to go to the moon. Buckle up, punk, you're gonna love this one. 

What happens when Woke Forests Dean has a prank pulled on his Ford Probe? He sends a top secret agent to infiltrate their Bigotry U rivals... and drama ensues. Tune in now, then like and subscribe. Then mail money. 

Ripped from the pages of Episode 23, the gang at Blab Rats takes you deep into the world of sydicated-cable-fantasy. Dragons, Ghosts, Lobster Mac n Cheese, Axe Body Spray, and many more magical excitments await! 

Did we land on The Moon? Is there a Moon? Why can't they tell us the lactose content of moon rocks? Are astronauts technically aliens? Does re-entry into the atmosphere toast your sub? Tune in to this weeks episode of Blab Rats and find out as Host  and the P man dive deep in to moon based conspiriacy and answer the ultimate conspiracy question: What time is it on the moon?

It'z Rap O'clock, do you know where your kids are? Probably checking out this classic Hip-Hop TV show with the posse at Blab Rats. 

This week Host and the P-man take you behind the scenes of one of the most impactful shows in all of monster-puppetdom.  If you think you know the truth about "the Street", you don't. 

This week on Blab Rats... The very true story of the greatest Sports Encouragement musician in the world! Tune in and rock out and like and follow and smash. 

You've seen them on overpasses. With signs and flags sharing their opinions. Today the blab rats take you behind the scenes of the flag waving... scene.

This week on Blab Rats, Host and Producer show you a southside classic: Italian Beef. The show where they eat Italian Beefs, while being italian, having beef, and discussing theoretical Italian Beefs in history. Can you guess who is going to be this weeks Italian Beefcake of the Month? Tune in to find out!

This week on Blab Rats, Host and P-man unbox an old infomercial from The Teen Millionaires presenting their cutting edge "New Teen Bible". There are teen stories, teen lessons, and even teen commandments. Tune in to hear how these kids sell god to kids. 

You've heard of The Doctors, Doctor Oz, and The Good Doctor. This week on Blab Rats, we uncover a recording of some docs that are some bad boys. 

An Improvised musical? First of it's kind? What could go wrong?   This week on Blab Rats, Host and Producer bring you a musical the likes of which you have never heard. Dive into the world of digital get-rich-quick-schemes as a sketchy out of towner introduces a struggling Clamming town to the wild world of crypto currency and NFT's. 

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Blab Rats Boys are back with another banger. Have you heard of Medieval times? The olden days?  Well, this week Host and Producer unveil a a recording of one nights worth of town crying in an old english kingdom.  Amazing to see how little some things have changed. 

This week Host and Producer share a recording of the one thing that is on every Americans mind called... The Strange Mysteries of Canadas Water Towers. Tune in and learn about the national-secret intrigue of Canada.

Host and Producer unearth a true rarity, a broadcast exposing the true origins of the mafia. This surely won't have any blowback for the Blab Rats team. Like and subscribe! Or go jump off a cliff! We don't care!

On todays episode of Blab Rats, Host and Producer share a governments recording of the after life. And good news, there are still news shows and political campaigns in the afterlife. What dark mysterious secrets will Host and Producer uncover? Hit play and find out and then also like and subscribe while you are at it.

Host and Producer play you a recoding of a Todd Talk with the world famous business twins. Are these real deal business tips, or is these government actors infiltrating the private business world? Listen and give us your thoughts.

Host and Producer take a look at American discourse and share a recording of a political debate. And finally Host, and Producer answer user questions about their origin. It's an origin story gang. Get ready.

When freedom of speech, and our right to celebrate government sanctioned murder gets challenged, what does Texas do? It plays football. Sorry, it plays F-word. Join Host and Producer as they share a rare sports broadcast that is sure to change the way you think about points and tackles.

On this episode of Blab Rats, Host and Producer take you to the Nu Meat expo where a certain vendor has a certain human-bird chimera. But how will effect their sales quota?!? Only one way to be sure...

On this episode of Blab Rats, Host and Producer explore the Mens Hair product craze by listening to an episode of a show called "Hair Budz". No hair, no budz, no problem... we got you covered.

On this episode of Blab Rats, Host and Producer explore the trend of Poverty Tourism permeating todays journalism landscape with an episode of a show called Going to Dangerous Places. Thou hath been warned.

On this episode of Blab Rats Host and Producer share the unauthorized true story of Dave Brubecks rise to fame, and the making of his timeless classic, Take 5.

In a world where humans have evolved past crime, the only crimes left for police to solve are crimes of nature... against nature. Join the Blab Rats boyz as they unravel crimes as old as animal kind.

One man had one dream: to replace all absentee fathers with robot step dads. What could go wrong? Join Host and Producer as the Blab Rats explore the world of Robot Step Dads.

Sure, you've read the classifieds. You've been on Craigslist and Backpages, heck if your old you've probably even used the classifieds in the paper or a magazine. But have you ever... LISTENED to your classified ads? Well now you can, with this weeks episode of Blab Rats. Plus a bonus interview with a Peej Boy. Whoa. 

What is your Pasta Pornstar Name? Check out the new #suckpennestraws trend, and we reveal this years nominees for Pasta Gal of the Year. All that and more with Gnocchi Caan and Rosie Stiletto, the Pasta Gals!

Host and Producer unearth a recording of a Noir classic, and listen to hear the subtext of government influence. Get ready to listen your balls off!

Host and Producer take a hard look and a crazy recording of some wacked out broadcasters talking about Fondue culture, Ska, and the many, many places those two things intersect. 

On this episode of Blab Rats, Host and Producer get to the bottom of how we cover our tops: They are talkin' hats. If you liked it, then you shoulda but a lid on it.     

Part 2 of our Shock-Jock 2 Parter. The final episode of our Twin, Twin Episodes. Strap in for a wild ride and find out what happens to the Evening Safari Crew. 

Shock Jocks. Today, they are a dime a dozen. In this two parter we explore the government's sickening attempts to manipulate one of the progenitors of the art form. This one is not for the faint of heart…   Thou hath been warned.  

It's called World War II for a reason… In this second episode we dive into the depths of Allied Forces propaganda so foul it will give you the yuck-shivers.    Thou hath been warned.  

The show where Host and Producer play recordings of broadcasters who were the subject of government experiments. This episode the guys take you on part one of a deep dive into the dark depths of WWII. Get ready to learn yucky new facts that will scare you to barf! There are good rats, there are bad rats, but we Blab Rats.  #improv, #comedy, #conspiracy, #grandrapids #chicago #deepsatire