Chaotic Neutral Podcast

The gang continues their romp through the city of Byzos, trying to accomplish their individual goals while the DM tries to steer them towards some adventure. This being Chaotic Neutral, you can guess who wins THAT battle! Join our gang of trash monsters (and the one decent guy they roped in to hanging out with them) as they continue to leave a mark on the Jeweled City! Scheduling Note: We're still working on getting back to weekly uploads, but our recording schedule has been... spotty, which in turn puts our production timeline behind. I blame Caleb. Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Caleb promises to be a bit more prepared for next time, even though he quite enjoyed the looser feel of this session.

The gang returns, but there's an air of madness in the Jewel City. It's almost as if the Gods have forgotten their plan and are wildly improvising in response to whatever the gang gets up to? What happens when the Chaotic Neutral Crew is given free reign to tell their own story? Find out in this week's meandering and aimless - but absolutely hilarious - episode! Scheduling Note: We're still working on getting back to weekly uploads, but our recording schedule has been... spotty, which in turn puts our production timeline behind. I blame Caleb. Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Bayard - Will DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Mister Exposition” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Caleb promises to be a bit more prepared for next time, even though he quite enjoyed the looser feel of this session.

The gang continues their individual ventures within the Jeweled City! Kai flees the City Watch after they misunderstand his intentions while Kiki takes Fozzie for a stroll, Bayard gleans some information about a new threat, and Burt catches up on his reading! The gang may be new in town, but they're not letting that stop them from making an impact - like a fist to a face! Scheduling Note: We're still working on getting back to weekly uploads, but our recording schedule has been... spotty, which in turn puts our production timeline behind. I blame Caleb. Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Mister Exposition” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! The gang named the house themselves, btw. It's Casa de Kiki...

The motley weirdos of the Chaotic Neutral Crew have established themselves in the ancient, sprawling, decadent city of Byzos, and now they each pursue their own agenda in this city of intrigue. Join them as they explore new locales, sample new cuisines, and meet new people - only some of whom they try to kill! Scheduling Note: We're still working on getting back to weekly uploads, but our recording schedule has been... spotty, which in turn puts our production timeline behind. I blame Caleb. Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Heroic Age” and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Tweet us @cndndcast what you think the gang's new house should be called!

After many adventures and distractions, the gang has finally arrived in Byzos, one of the biggest cities on this plate of the Great Ring. On the one hand, they don't know the lay of the land, the local laws and customs, or anyone in town, but on the other hand, they're Chaotic Fucking Neutral! How will they fare in a new city? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kai - David Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan - FX” and "Mister Exposition” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Tweet us @cndndcast what you think the gang's new house should be called!

The gang has set out to sail across the sea to the ancient capital of Byzos. There's just one problem: none of them know how to sail! Thankfully, they encounter some helpful strangers where they least expect it... Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed” and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Brought to you by Dorito Boat!

The gang has managed to subdue the homicidal hobo dwarf, and they've successfully cleansed him of the corruption that was making him even dirtier and stinkier than he was already! Unfortunately - or fortunately, depending on your perspective - all of the townspeople had already vanished. Naturally, the Chaotic Neutral team left the town unspoiled and un-looted out of honor for the dead. Of course they didn't! What podcast do you think you're listening to? Join the crew as they reacquaint themselves with one another, the story, and that sweet, sweet loot on this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Bayard - Will DM - Caleb Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Help us build a dhow of our own!

The gang has found their way to the home of the Good Ladies of the Oasis, and now it's a knock-down, drag-out brawl to see if the Chaotic Neutral Crew will win out over the coven of hags and their rampaging home or if they'll end up as corpses to feed the vultures! Find out as we wrap up our second Halloween arc! Scheduling note: We'll probably be skipping next week's upload due to real-life shenanigans, and things will probably get spotty after that as the Holidays ramp up. Make sure you're subscribed to see new episodes as soon as they're available! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Waltz of Treachery FX” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Help us build our own rampaging hut!

The town has been saved from the werewolves, but something's still off about this village. Join the gang as they follow the trail of treats to the ladies that promise prosperity... in exchange for some good, old-fashioned human sacrifice! Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Waltz of Treachery FX” and "Villainous Treachery - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! We don't wanna go down the trail of treats!

The Chaotic Neutral Crew is split up in a sandstorm, and Kai, Kiki, and Burt stumble in to an oasis village enjoying an Autumn Festival. But they aren't the only ones crashing the party! Unravel the mysteries of this suspiciously prosperous town in this year's Chaotic Neutral Halloween! Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Keystone Deluge” and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! We gotta keep the werewolves fed!

Long simmering tensions have erupted as Kiki and Zurf finally come to blows! Much to Kiki's surprise, the rest of the gang backs her on her attack - probably because in her blind bloodthirst, she failed to note that Zurf was the source of the crystal corruption. Now the gang is locked in a deadly dance of destruction, and the beefed-up beardo seems to have some crazy new tricks up his sleeve! Will the gang win out and rescue their friend, or will they become another set of crystal automatons? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Zurf - Dan Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Stay tuned next week for a spooky surprise!

The gang has reunited with Zurf! It's not all sunshine and roses, though, since the diseased dwarf has succumbed entirely to the crystal curse and is actively spreading it through the city of Kaffa. Surely the gang will reason with their friend, and bring him back to sanity peacefully? Right? Right?! Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kai - David Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Zurf - Dan Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed” and "Evil Plan FX” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Thanks to all of you who have already!

The gang emerges from the temple complex and heads for the city of Kaffa, but all is not right in this frontier boomtown sea port! The streets are deserted, all is deathly quiet, and there's some sort of arcane bubble enveloping the city! Join the crew as they investigate these strange developments and seek out the root of the trouble on this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Zurf - Dan DM - Caleb Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed” and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Extra listens make us happy!

It's a channel necro! The DM actually forgot to upload this before our unplanned, unannounced hiatus, but here it is in all of its glory: the follow-up to last episode's cliff-hanger! Will the gang complete the ritual? Will Bayard Ironmug survive his first adventure with the gang? What was even the point of this side-quest? Most importantly, where the hell is Fozzie?! Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Scheduling note: New episodes are coming! We plan to record this weekend (9/9-ish) and start uploading as soon as they're cleaned up enough. Thanks for waiting on us! **Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Bayard - Will DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - FX" and "Fun In A Bottle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it to help us fight off our crippling insecurities!

After eluding a horrifying mummified monster and emerging from the mazelike mausoleum, the gang finds a crystal in a cloister that is containing a crazed creature! They realize that they can cleanse the crystal with a ritual, but that it'll attract unwanted attention. The only way they can complete the ritual and break the curse is through the power of teamwork in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! **Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan - FX" and "Fun In A Bottle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so we can justify buying new microphones!

The gang is trapped in cramped catacombs with a monstrous, murderous mummy lord! Fozzie is nowhere to be found, Kiki is panicking (because Fozzie is nowhere to be found), Kai is pounding potions, Burt is trying to avoid the mummy's pestilent punches, and new cleric Bayard is just trying to keep up with everything. Will the gang evade their pursuer and escape the tomb? Or will they spend eternity shambling through the sandy halls? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! **Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kai - David Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so we can be internet famous... PLEASE!

The gang - including new friend Bayard - is trapped in a maze of narrow tunnels with a horrifying, powerful mummy! To make matters worse, they have spread out in order to pursue their own agendas, making them easy prey for the undead denizens of the dark dungeon. Will they meet up, evade their pursuer, and escape? Or will they join the undead in their unending vigil beneath the sands? **Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Bayard - Will Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Five Card Shuffle" and "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so the DM can fix his connection issues...

After the bridge collapsed and the gang blacked out, they awaken in a cold, dark chamber. Also there is a drunken dwarf who introduces himself as Bayard Ironmug and warns the party about dangers in the tunnels ahead. What horrors await the gang below the surface of the desert? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Will - Bayard DM - Caleb Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" and "Iron Horse" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so the DM can fix his connection issues...

The gang awakened some sort of ancient arcane security system while trying to cross a bridge into an abandoned temple complex. Now they're in a fight for their lives against two giant statues as crazed undead fire burning pitch onto the already limited ground! Will the gang defeat the bridge guardians, or will they crash and burn? Find out in this week's episode! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kai - David Zurf - Dan Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Iron Horse - Distressed" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Comment "Owlbears!" if you read this far...

The gang has come across ruins of a long-lost civilization, half buried in the desert! They quickly discover evidence that something still stirs within the sand swept halls... Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Zurf - Dan Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Iron Horse - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for the Monk!

The gang sets out across the desert in search for a cure for the Crystal Curse, or - failing that - at least a decent place to hole up. But it wouldn't be Chaotic Neutral without a random encounter, a detour, and the gang veering almost immediately off-course! Just as the DM planned... Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Zurf - Dan DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX" and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for connection mojo!

There's an angry mob outside of Fozzie and Friends, complete with torches and pitchforks! Apparently the townsfolk have realized who's to blame for the Crystal Curse, and they want something done about it! Failing that, they'll take old-fashioned street justice as a substitute. How will our heroes evade the angry mob? Where will they go? And will they be able to fix things before their home on Plate 17 is beyond repair? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Old streams are archived for your viewing pleasure! Cast: Zurf - Dan Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX" and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it in the hopes of helping our heroes find a new home!

The gang has been transported into a construct of Kiki's mind, where aspects of Kiki's personality corrupted by the curse prey upon those still uncorrupted (calling them "good" would be a step too far)! However, not everyone has Kiki's best interests at heart, and it becomes a race to see which Kikis remain standing at the end of the day! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Old streams are archived for your viewing pleasure! Cast: Kai - David Zurf - Dan Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Fun In A Bottle" and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so Kiki can add even more critters to her memory palace!

The gang has mounted a daring rescue mission into the creepiest, most perilous locale yet: inside Kiki's psyche! However, not all of our heroes are keen to see Kiki cured! Will the Chaotic Neutral crew purge the evil - well, the supernatural evil - from Kiki's mind? Or will the curse's servant conspire to claim them all? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Old streams are archived for your viewing pleasure! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Zurf - Dan Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Iron Horse - Distressed" and "Waltz of Treachery - FX” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so we can buy Zurf a shower and a decontamination!

The gang has a problem: Kiki is unpredictable, violent, chaotic, and insane... and NOW she's fully infected with the Crystal Curse to boot! This week, Kai and Burt try a series of potential cures with varying levels of humiliation involved, and Zurf returns after a mysterious absence. Will the gang bring Kiki back from the brink, or will they abandon her to the throes of the Curse? Find out in this week's episode! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Old streams are archived for your viewing pleasure! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Zurf - Dan DM - Caleb Music selections were "Waltz of Treachery - FX” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Kiki's memory palace needs an upgrade!

The gang has managed to slip free of the automatons attempting to abduct them, but no sooner are they gone than a new threat emerges! Victims of the crystal curse, driven mad by their affliction, have escaped from behind the barricades and are swarming the marketplace. Will our protagonists put themselves in harm's way to save the city? Or will they slink back to the shop and let the curse do as it will? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Old streams are archived for your viewing pleasure! Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Waltz of Treachery - FX” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Hoooooot!

Just as the gang was starting to get a handle on their various tasks, colossal constructs came crashing from above! What nefarious agenda drives these robots? What are their intentions towards our heroes? And does this have anything to do with the other sh*t going on in town? Find out in this week's episode! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Old streams are archived for your viewing pleasure! Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed” and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Don't let the robots put us in their bellies!

The city of Qarsht is in a bad way! Leaders have been assassinated, the Crystal Curse is spreading throughout the city, and riots and gang warfare make daily life hazardous. Worst of all, only some of this is the gang's fault! This week, Burt experiments with crystals, Kiki tries some new pick-up tactics, and Kai fiddles with blacksmith designs. Also, the DM tries to do something with the plot or some such, but the players aren't having any of that nonsense! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Old streams are archived for your viewing pleasure! Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Five Card Shuffle” and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! The Crystals command it!

The Chaotic Neutral crew has returned to the city of Qarsht! Instead of a warm welcome to their home, however, they are greeted by riots and chaos in the streets! What has happened to the city while the wayward adventurers were wandering in the desert? Find out this week on the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! ****SCHEDULING NOTE: Assuming no unforseen crises, we should be back to weekly uploads!***** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd as well as watch Caleb and Aimee lose at Overwatch in our new feature: Sunday Combat! Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Fun in a Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for Fozzie!

Hey all! This is just a quick update from the DM about the status of the podcast! We feel really bad about the slow uploads and want to reassure you that we aren't giving up!

The gang has been busted by constable constructs mid-heist! Will they face the consequences with quiet dignity? Will they flee in terror? Will they issue a beat-down? Or will they find some other way to weasel out of their predicament? Find out this week on the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! ****SCHEDULING NOTE: We're still sporadic, and we're sorry about that! Real life has been kicking us in the teeth (metaphorically) for a little while, but we hope to get some playtime scheduled soon, and new episodes will go up afterwards. Thanks for bearing with us, and make sure you're subscribed to our feed to get new episodes as soon as they hit the channel!***** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Zurf - Dan Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so we have a podcast to come back to!

The gang has unlocked the seal on the marketplace, and they're ready to do some shopping! However, the store clerks are suffering from a lethal case of death. Thinking that no one is watching, the crew sets to with the standard: breaking, entering, theft, and destruction of property! Find out what repercussions await them in this week's episode! ***SCHEDULING NOTE: Due to real-life scheduling issues, our upload schedule may be wobbly for a bit. We'll shoot to get an episode up every week, but we can't promise it. Just know that we haven't quit the show unless we tell you we have. Subscribe to us on whatever podcasting service you use to make sure you always get our newest episodes.*** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Fun in a Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so they won't send the mall robots after us!

After Burt stirred up some of the restless dead, half of the gang lies unconscious and dying! Burt, Zurf, and Fozzie are on the brink of death, while Kai leads the crazed cranial casters on a chase through the corridors, and Kiki must choose who to save with her limited healing resources! Will Kai find a way to single-handedly defeat the swarm of flameskulls? Who will Kiki choose to save? Is this the end of the Chaotic Neutral Crew, felled by a random dungeon encounter? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! ***SCHEDULING NOTE: Due to real-life scheduling issues, our upload schedule may be wobbly for a bit. We'll shoot to get an episode up every week, but we can't promise it. Just know that we haven't quit the show unless we tell you we have. Subscribe to us on whatever podcasting service you use to make sure you always get our newest episodes.*** Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Villainous Treachery - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Help subsidize our healing potion habit!

Zurf, Burt, Kiki, Kai, and their owlbear Fozzie have found their way to the center of the ominous crystal wastes. After dispatching some of the local mineral life, they set out to explore the ruins of a magically advanced society. However, they're not out of danger yet! Kiki carries a grudge against Burt, who is secretly infected with some sort of crystalline curse, and Kai has no idea what's going on. Even worse, Zurf appears to have made a pact with some axes of questionable origin. And then... the party splits! Learn why you never split the party in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Did you miss us?

The gang has wandered into a bizarre wasteland full of crystals which spread at a glacial yet steady pace. What's worse, Burt's body seems to be turning into crystal, and he's trying to infect Kiki! Meanwhile, the crystal constructs in the courtyard continue to fight! Will the gang mend this mineral malady, or will they become the source of a new, virulent curse? Or will they join the former inhabitants of the wasteland as ambulatory crystal sculptures? Find out in this week's episode! SCHEDULING NOTE! Chaotic Neutral will be going to bi-weekly uploads for the next month or so, just until the DM can get his schedule in order. Weekly uploads will continue as soon as we can make it happen. Thanks for listening! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Zurf - Dan Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! EAT CRYSTALS! RUB CRYSTALS IN OPEN WOUNDS! SPREAD THE CRYSTAL CORRUPTION!

This week, the gang chases after a rumored treasure that supposedly awaits somewhere in the deserts outside Karsht. However, they quickly discover that there's more to fear in the desert than heat exhaustion and dehydration. Find out what lurks in the wastes this week! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Ironhorse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! And remember, don't eat the crystals!

This week, the gang deliberates on a course of action, and rather than pursuing the political pursuits or urban questlines presented by the DM, they decide to chase off into the desert after a half-heard rumor relayed by a drunken dwarf. What could possibly go wrong? Before they leave, however, the DM wants to know exactly how they're preparing for the trip, which SHOULD raise some "Dark Sun" related memories in the PCs... Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed” and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! That is, unless you LIKE listening to pre-journey preparations!

This week, the DM flashes forward in time to advance everyone's individual goals. Kiki's side business is flourishing, Kai is crafting armor fit for an Owlbear King, Burt digs in to the lore, and Zurf doubles down on some rumors! Things are looking up for the crew, but will a mysterious letter drive a wedge into this adventuring alliance? Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Villainous Treachery - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for the Moppet King!

This week, Kiki continues her poorly planned assassination, Zurf brawls in a tavern, Burt rides out a religious riot, and Kai tries to escape from a mob of tiny assassins looking for his blood! In other words, it's just a normal Tuesday for the Chaotic Neutral Crew! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan DM - Caleb Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it, or the DM will work in even more material based in obscure early church doctrinal schisms!

The gang's evening out continues in force, as Kiki carries out a contract, Burt gets some reading in, and Kai goes to work on his project. However, things NEVER go smoothly for Kiki, Burt stumbles into a religious riot, and someone seems to be shadowing Kai... But first we check in with our resident hobo and walking vegetable garden: ZURF! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for halfling ninjas!

This week, Burt attempts to infiltrate a guarded palace wing while Kiki runs dramatic, over-the-top interference. However, unbeknownst to either of them, Kai has snuck off and gone in the side entrance in his own espionage attempt. Now ninjas surround the absent-minded monk, bent on teaching him a lesson. Will Kai escape? Will Burt make it to him in time to help? Will Kiki mortally offend the guards? Find out in this week's episode! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Fozzie demands it!

The Chaotic Neutral Crew undertakes their first job in Karsht: "discreetly" "liberating" an amulet from the offices of the late, lamented Rollo Sparkbeard. How will they carry out such a heist, especially when their standard MO is more "slash and burn" than it is "sneak and spy?" Find out in this week's episode! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan FX" and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! The ninjas will find you if you don't!

The DM continues to throw out plot threads, some of which get picked up by the gang. Kai experiences blatant discrimination against elves, while Burt gets some insight into just why everyone hates elves, and Kiki discovers why Owlbears have a nasty rep. Learn all this for yourself and more in this week's episode! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so we can feed the Owlbear (which sounds like a euphemism but totally isn't)!

The gang continues to settle in to their new digs in the city of Karsht. Projects are begun, contacts are made, and hirelings are... hired. No one seems AT ALL suspicious of just how competent, friendly, and willing to help these NPCs are, though. I'm sure it's nothing, just like the rando prophecy thrown in at the end of the episode (which the gang will almost CERTAINLY misremember). Find out all about it in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Evil Plan - FX" and "Fun in a Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! If we get enough attention, maybe the DM will share some secrets of Karsht!

The gang makes an overland trip to the city of Karsht, home of salt, sea, and sturgeon. Contrary to their standard M.O., they DON'T start riots, fires, or rebellions. Instead, they go about the relatively peaceful business of setting up legitimate shop. Behind the screen, the DM worries about what they might be up to... Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! If we get enough attention, maybe the DM will upload some maps!

When last we left our ragtag bunch of ne'er-do-wells, they were engaged in a brutal fight against the animated remains of a lost caravan. The quips, spells, and attacks flashed by at a rapid staccato. This week, Kai adds "teleportation" to his repertoire, Kiki adds "Mama-Owlbear," and the entire crew gains a level of "Amateur Curse-Buster." Find out how in this week's episode! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Help us to caaaaaarrrrryyyy ON! (bah bahbah bah bah BAH!)

The gang manages NOT to botch the teleport back to town, and they've made their way to Faran's lost caravan, where the key to lifting the curse might be found! However, something sinister shifts within the sands, and Burt seems to suffer some lingering side-effects of the teleport... Find out what madness lurks in the heart of warlocks this week on the Chaotic Neutral Podcast! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kiki - Aimee Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne DM - Caleb Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Doing these things is known to ward off moisture vampires!

The gang has followed their standard M.O. for entering a new town: start a fight, get off on a bad foot with the law, and split up with no cohesive plan of what to do. Despite all that, they somehow stumble upon clues as to just what is going on in Makhda! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan Kai - David DM - Caleb Music selections were "Five Card Shuffle" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Tweet us your suggestions for more end-tags here!

In an effort to make friends the only way they know how, Burt and Zurf try to start a good-natured bar brawl, but the other tavern patrons don't seem interested in participating. Meanwhile, Kiki picks a fight with a mysterious traveling prince, to unpredictable results. Join the Chaotic Neutral Crew as they familiarize themselves with the lay of the land and hone the grudges they'll hold against the good people of Makhda! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee Zurf - Dan DM - Caleb Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" and "Bad Ideas - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Sultan Azra al Samar formally requests that you do!

In the first episode of our new Season, the DM hits a reset button and shuffles Kiki, Kai, Burt, and Zurf to a new, desert land that totally ISN'T World 2 from Super Mario Bros 3! The DM is expecting the crew to talk things over and make friends. Think that happens? You clearly haven't met this adventuring crew! It's time for things to get Chaotic! Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter. You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast. We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast. Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd. Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Cast: Zurf - Dan Kai - David Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne Kiki - Aimee DM - Caleb Music selections were "Heavy Interlude" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it, or Kiki might just burn the town down...

Hi all! This is just a quick news deal by Caleb about Season 2 and some bonus content we have coming up! Thank you all for listening, and as I mention in this track, Season 2 is a great place for new listeners to jump in, so if you've been hesitant to tell your friends or share us on your social media, now is a great time to do so! Here's all the places you can find us! soundcloud.com/cndnd Twitter: @cndnd Instagram: @chaoticneutraldnd Facebook: facebook.com/cndnd Twitch: twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd Thanks for listening, and we'll see you for Season 2!