Chris & Darel's B Movie Barn

This week in the barn, the guys talk about Willy's Wonderland-a quiet drifter with some car issues who can't pay for his repairs and become an overnight janitor at a closed theme park with killer animatronics. Then a therapy bitch session takes place (not in the movie but in the podcast)

This week in the Barn the Guys talk about the 1990 film Spaced Invaders where a group of not-so-smart aliens accidentally invade a small town in Illinois with not-so-smart residents on Halloween.

This week in the Movie Barn the guy's review Hawk and Rev: Vampire Slayers-HAWK dreams of killing vampires. No one believes they exist, except his friend REV. Together they fight save their hometown!

This week in the Movie Barn, the guys watch the very confusing Zombie With a Shotgun-A man infected with a zombie virus runs from people with his bug-eyed g/f and confusing stuff happens.

This week the guys watch a very non-interesting documentary interviewing a bunch of guys who have an endless supply of tin foil hats and never read 1984 before but have no problem talking about it and how it relates to the NWO taking over.

This week the guys talk about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: Jesus finally comes back and uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.

After Chris was on his Covid/man flu vacation, the guys are back. This week we talk about The Magnetic Monster and Dragonfyre.

This week in the Barn, Chris and Darel review The 1959 Sci-Fi The Angry Red Planet in Cinemagic. OOOOOO AHAHHHH. A 3 some goes to Mars to discover the red planet natives don't want us there, you know, because we're ass holes.

Join us for the first anal Moldie Awards hosted by Willy Lickherbotton and Stew Stubbie. It's a star-studded program you don't want to miss. Thanks to all our presenters Wong Long Dong, Big D, Santa, Covid 19, Freedom Fighter Chucky, Ted Cruze's Wee, Joe Biden, Matt Gatz, Bill Clinton, Snookie Pimp, Chris's Chain Smoking Dead Grandma, Bill Cosby, Jimmy Steward, Timmy the Joke Machine, Donald Trump, Dick Clark, Stephen Hawking, Miss Republican 2021

This week in the Barn the guys talk about Santa's Slay its a move about Santa killing people after a 1000 year bet is up. This movie made us hate both Christmas and America in 1.5 hours-ish.

This week in the Movie Barn, the guys talk about A Cadaver Christmas-Christmas Zombies attack, and humanity's only hope is a group of misfits, and for this movie to only be 10 mins long, but no. We also discuss the upcoming Moldies Awards and other bs.

This week in the B-Movie Barn, the guys talk about the 1980 holiday not so classic Christmas Evil. A movie about a man who works in middle management at a crappy toy company and has some issues after watching his dad dressed like Santa grope his mom creepily by the Christmas tree as a child snaps and goes on a holly jolly killing spree.

We are back after a 3-week hiatus due to a tragic accident with the Mole Man; he called his wife his girlfriend's name....anyways, this week, the guys talk about the Thanksgiving classic ThanksKilling & ThanksKilling III.

This week in the movie barn the guys talk about the thanksgiving horror film Derelicts: Thanksgiving day for a dysfunctional upper-class family takes a terrifying turn when their suburban home is invaded by a gang of sadistic drifters.

This week in the barn, the guys watched President Evil, a 2018 "comedy" spoof of Halloween where a deranged killer dresses up like another deranged dude to kill ethnic girls. If you like extreme liberal preachiness, racist undertones with crappy jokes, then this movie will make you cum.

This week it's Chris and Darel"s Halloweed Comprehensive Unnoteworthy Program. We start out with It's The Great Blumpkin Donny, followed by some unhinged piss and moaning, and then we talk about our crap movie of the week: Weedjies: Halloweed Night.

This week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill!-A pathetic film where a Wish version of Jigsaw, with the help of Richard Griec, kidnaps an all-girl band to save the world from hearing an all-girl band while ripping off other Horror Movies plots.

This week Degenerate Double Feature #2, the guys talk about two movies since Darel was on the rag last week: Stripperland and Paranormal Whacktivity. Both, along with this show, will cause neurological trauma.

This week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Killer Klowns from Outer Space-1987 film where a bunch of ugly ass clowns invades a town turning the incredibly stupid citizens into cotton candy juice boxes for intergalactic travel. We also talk about some other bullshit to enjoy.

This week the guy watch-Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century: a 1970's b-movie, where a rich prick asks a college professor to lead an expedition to study a giant Yeti creature, found frozen in a block of ice with a Flowbee haircut and rape eyes.

This week in the Movie Barn, the guys are glad football season is back, along with What We Do in The Shadows, then some bitching, and then finally talking about this weeks pile of garbage, The Giant Claw, a 1957 movie where a dude who looks like the Wish version of Bruce Campbell takes on a large bird from Outerspace that kind of looks like an infected penis.

This week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Reptilicus!-Copenhagen is terrorized by a prehistoric beast aka old cum sock that has regenerated itself from a recently discovered tail segment.

This week in the Movie Barn, the guys talk about Naked and Afraid, deworming for health, crappy apartments, and finally, this week's movie-Attack of the Crab Monsters. A 1957 horror/sci-fi about scientists become trapped on a shrinking island with intelligent, murderous, radioactive, giant crabs.

This week in the B-Movie Barn, the guy's review Attack of The Killer Tomatoes..nothing is scarier than a fruit disguising itself as a vegetable for world domination.

This week in the B-Movie Barn, Chris and Darrel view Attack of The Killer Donuts: a 2017 horror/comedy about a chemical accident that turns ordinary donuts into bloodthirsty killers. Now it's up to three friends to save their sleepy town.

This week in the B-Movie Barn Chris and Darrel talk about the 1983 horror comedy A Polish Vampire in Burbank. A film about A California vampire who drinks blood from a straw is kicked out of the house until he starts to feed, but he's in love with his first slated victim.

This week we review no movie and just open up our hearts and manginas to you all.

This week's watch was so horrible even though it was a 17-minute documentary I have nothing more to write.

This week we talk about the documentary Invasion on Chestnut Ridge and other idiotic nonsense.

This week Chris and Darel rock out with their cocks out talking about the documentary Supersize Me 2: Holy Chicken! It's a documentary by fast food fun kill Morgan Spurlock as he opens his own fast-food restaurant and dives deep to battle big cock....I mean chicken.

This week in the B-Movie Barn, Chris and Darel talk about The Alienators-Two amateur UFOlogists investigate a woman's claim that aliens are watching her and are filmed by a privately funded UFO organization.It's so awesome we spend 15 minutes talking about it. The rest is just rants and talking about our dog....enjoy.

Join Chris and Darel in the B-Movie this week; the gruesome twosome talks about Roswell Top Secret's documentary! Was it aliens, or was it just a bunch of people jerking us off to make a tourist trap?

This week Chris and Darel make it rain money reviewing the documentary: The Marvelous History of the US Dollar.

This week we watch the documentary of an old man talking about conspiratorial arguments for alien life on Earth, its influence on elite society throughout history, and its implications for future generations.

This week we watched Camp Death 3 in 2D!!! It's a very stupid comedy/horror parody of the 'Friday the 13th' series and is proudly presented in two dimensions.

This week Chris and Darel talk about 27 Alien Encounters its a documentary, that is supposed to challenge our understanding of the universe using a monotone narrator and only the first paragraph of the Wikipedia reference of these UFO encounters.

This week Chris and Darel talk about Zombie Beavers: Danger lurks beneath the dark abysses of a small lake and a river somewhere after a toxic spill cause beavers to mutate into Zombie Bevers. Sadly Jerry Mathers didn't make a cameo.

What happens when a lame-ass scientist releases a secret homemade chemical concoction on a body farm? That's right low budget zombies but have no fear. A man in a heavily used gorilla suit shows up and saves the day. Sit back, relax and join Chris and Darel in the B-Movie Barn as they make fun of the 2016 block bomber straight to Tubi's release motion picture of Bigfoot vs. Zombies.Movie link if you want to watch https://tubitv.com/movies/343295/bigfoot-vs-zombies?start=true

This week Chris and Darel watch Moon Landing Conspiracy a documentary about well its pretty much it the name.

This week Chris and Darel talk about Deadtime Stories a movie about a creepy uncle babysitting his nephew shares 3 not-so-child-friendly bedtime stories about witches, Little Red RidngHood and Goldie Lox, and the 3 Bears.

This week Chris and Darel talk about a "comedy" The Fergusons a 1950's TV-type family that likes to consume their neighbors. Watch the Movie if you want -https://tubitv.com/movies/454625/the-fergusons?start=true

This week in the movie barn it's a classic love story of Bubba Blanche, who is in love with a girl, but this girl doesn't think he's good enough and is shacking up with an older guy who has a double-wide trailer and a 4 toast toaster, so he sells his soul to the devil to become a werewolf. Here is the movie if you want to watch it: https://tubitv.com/movies/387312/bubba-the-redneck-werewolf?start=true

For some reason this week we decided to punish our brains instead of our massive phallus from masturbation. This week a Degenerate Double Feature we review the mind-numbing extra chromosome adding Dead on Appraisal and Kung Fu and Titties. At least the 2nd movie had a lot of choice bare titties.Movie Links-Kung Fu and Titties-https://tubitv.com/movies/473908/kung-fu-titties?start=trueDead on Appraisal-https://tubitv.com/movies/539630/dead-on-appraisal?start=true

This week in the B Movie Barn Chris and Darel talk about a horror classic Taintlight. A thought-provoking parody of the 2008 film Twilight where a young girl falls for an ancient vampire with great hair, they must fend off another group of bloodsuckers and the werewolf who desires her.Written/Directed/Produced by Chris SeaverMeredith HostKurt IndovinaBilly GarberinaA.J. StaboneJessica StephensCheck the movie out if you want https://tubitv.com/movies/551847/taintlight?start=true

Join Chris and Darel in the B-Movie Barn talking about this week's instant classic Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind. Starring: Mike Watt, Meredith Host, Amy Lynn Best, Billy GarberinaDirected and Written by Chris SeaverYou'll never look at another mullet the same way ever again.Movie Link:https://tubitv.com/movies/472552/close-encounters-of-the-inbred-redneck-kind?start=true