Crippling Mediocrity

No, you're not dreaming. Your Buffalo Bills therapists are back and we're not going anywhere... we think. We can't wait to get into all things football with all you table breakers! Buckle up, saddle up, do whatever you have to do because we're here. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/71blitz/support

We're back Table Breakers! Officially this time. The guys discuss their favorite matchups and predictions for the opening game against the Super Bowl Champions. Then go through the schedule (it's ok, we don't talk about the Jets). A lot will be happening as the season progresses, stay tuned and Go Bills! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Football is on the horizon Table Breakers. The guys talk about the general NFL landscape and the biggest storylines going into the 2022 season. Enjoy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Andrew Wilson from the Transfer Portal joins us again to wrap up the official 71Blitz Mock Draft. We cover picks 17-32. Then we break down our draft overall (Andrew tells us if it sucks or not). Enjoy Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Andrew Wilson from the Transfer Portal joins the show to help build the official 71Blitz Mock Draft. We cover the first 16 picks to show how we think the draft dominoes will fall. Enjoy Table Breakers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

We talk about the huge Diggs extension and the guys give their predictions for the first 3 rounds of the 2022 NFL Draft. Enjoy Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

The guys get back to business. Stadium talk, the draft, and the newly approved Josh Allen rule. Enjoy Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

The guys get back to business. Stadium talk, the draft, and the newly approved Josh Allen rule. Enjoy Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Well...that sucked. DJ and Gabe breakdown the loss then go over what they expect this offseason. They also go over who they think will come out victorious this conference championship weekend. Thank you to all you Table Breakers for an absolute roller coaster of a season. The Bills will be back before you know it. Enjoy and This Train Never Stops. #Billsmafia --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Our fax machine broke so we missed the memo again. 2:15 - 12:51 - Pats Wild Card recap 12:51 - 20:12 - Bengals vs Titans Predictions 20:12 - 27:20 - 49ers vs Packers Predictions 27:20 - 33:55 - Buccs vs Rams Predictions 34:10 - 55:15 - Bills vs Chiefs Breakdown and Predictions 55:15 - 57:40 - Wrap-up Enjoy Table Breakers! This Train Never Stops --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

We beat the Jets, in other news Allen looks great in shorts. We breakdown each Wild Card Game, break down the matchups, and DJ, Gabe, and Doug give their winners and losers. Enjoy Table Breakers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

We're PLAYOFF-bound Bills fans. What a way to start off the New Year. The guys address what they liked from the Bills win over the Falcons and for concerns and expectations for down the road and into the postseason: 18:05 - 31:30 - MVP Talk 31:30 - 52:05 - Is Baker Mayfield a bust? 52:05 - 55:40 - Head Coaching Hot Seat Discussion 55:40 - 1:06:00 - Antonio Brown Fiasco and Mental Health Awareness 1:06:00 - 1:09:28 - Jets - Bills Predictions and Wrap-up Enjoy Table Breakers! This Train Never Stops --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

With DJ being removed the Covid List, your favorite Table Breakers get back into it. This time around, the Bills are on a 2 game winning streak and are now in the driver seat for the AFC East and on pace to host a wild card game. DJ, Gabe, and Doug talk possible playoff matchups and what the Bills need to do to stay focused. With the Falcons having something to play for, they aren't a pushover whatsoever. Enjoy Table Breakers! This Train Never Stops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

All we can do is move forward. After a rough couple of weeks, the guys talk the AFC Playoff Picture and what the Bills need to happen to get back on track: Cut out the noise and take care of business. This Train Never Stops. Enjoy Table Breakers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

We're cutting straight to business to talk about what could possibly be the best game of the year... We breakdown both sides of the ball and what the Bills need to do and to happen to get the W. All we know is that we're going to have to sweat this one out Table Breakers. So try and relax this weekend as much as you can...Go Bills! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

If you expect us to call for people's heads after the brutal loss on Sunday, you're listening to the wrong podcast. We are now part of the Trainwreck Podcast Network and a lot of great things are on the horizon! We break down the Bill's problems, what has to be done, and if the train can be made right. Enjoy Table Breakers and Happy Thanksgiving! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Hey, at least we aren't the Ravens. We talk about what went wrong against the Jags, the state of the AFC, and how the 2019 draft class has lived up so far. Oh yeah, we also play the Jets on Sunday. Enjoy Table Breakers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

From one bad Florida Team to the next We breakdown the W against the Fins, give an update on our beer release next month, then give the over and under if Urban Meyer will be at USC or at the Canadien Border trying to get to Hooters Enjoy Table Breakers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Well, we're going to tell you right now: We did NOT expect that. We breakdown the huge win over the Chiefs and what is to be expected against the Titans on Monday Night. Nick Wright fans beware.. Enjoy Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

^Just preparing for the inevitable. We talk about the Chiefs for 40 minutes. Enjoy Table Breakers --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Welp, we didn't expect THAT We breakdown the blowout W against the team with no name and cover expectations for this Sunday's matchup against the Texans. :58 - 10:25 - Football Team Recap 10:35 - 14:35 - Word from Khyle 14:35 - 19:59 - Texans Preview 19:59 - 39:42 - MVP Talks and Top Teams in NFL 40:10 - 41:17 - Wrap-up Enjoy Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

We didn't get the memo. :59 - 21:34 - Dolphins Recap 21:43 - 33:06 - Football Team Preview 33:33 - 42:22 Football Team Preview --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Newsflash: We weren't going 17-0 anyway. The sky isn't falling just yet Table Breakers. We breakdown the loss to the Steelers and give our Best Buffalo Performer of the week. Then we give our predictions for the week 2 matchup against the FIns. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

TJ Watt? Never heard of her. We breakdown Sunday's matchup against the Steelers and give our hot takes and score predictions. Enjoy Table Breakers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Exclusive with one of the best Bills receivers in the last 20 years: Stevie Johnson --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

It's about that time again. Time for us to pretend we're Vegas and predict every game. Greg Tompsett from Cover 1 Sports joins us to talk all things Bills 2021: :20 - 44:15: Weeks 1-10 44:24 - 83:48: Interview with Greg from Cover 1 84:16 - 100:38: Weeks 11-18 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Defense wins championships... sometimes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Come one, come all. Gather around, we talk football. For an offense to be successful in this league you need two very important things: a game plan, and a QB who can rock shorts and visor. Check and check. (Yeah we know there's a little more to it than that, calm down). All things offense in this one. Enjoy table breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

Do you smell that? That's the smell of football in the air. We are back and as mediocre as ever (seriously this episode isn't that good... even by our standards). Let's jump right into things; we go right into camp battles and discuss how rookies can make an impact on the team this year. Another reason this is the best time of the year is because you haven't ruined your fantasy football team yet. Don't worry, you have time. We give you our top 5 at each position, except for tight end because.... ya know.... there's only like 4 that count. This segment gives you 4 very different wrong opinions on how to draft your team. We're happy to be back, we hope you are too. We can't wait for the season to start. Enjoy Table Breakers! And Go Bills! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/71blitz/support

We'll be honest, this required a little more brain power than we're used to. Crippling Sports attempts its first ever mock draft with trades. There were some no brainers and there were some.... literally no brainers. Of course the main reason we're here is to dissect the Bills pick. We give you our thoughts on who we think the pick will be and why. Not much else to say about it. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the draft Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

What a time to be a Buffalo sports fan. We have a hockey team that’s.... getting better? Kinda? Did we actually win that Taylor Hall trade? This team really is a rollercoaster. But in other news, we have 2 weeks to go before the NFL draft and there are a lot of prospects to talk about. We talk about different positions of need and who the Bills might be looking at with their picks in the earlier rounds. We know you’re listening Mr. Beane, and we appreciate it. Enjoy Table Breakers! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We don't know about you guys, but doing mock drafts is literally our favorite thing in the world. We go around the table as we go through the entire first round (no trades). There are a lot of mock drafts out there during this time of year, but none of them have that Crippling Sports touch... I'm not quite sure what that means but it sounds nice. But in all seriousness, we had a lot of fun making this episode and we hope you all have a lot of fun listening/watching it. Enjoy Table Breakers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

2 topics in one episode, we're gonna have to charge double this week. We have the worst historical hockey team ever who finally fired their coach BUT it looks like the team is going in a different direction with how they hire front office personnel. We know its tough and that this season is absolutely dead in the water but maybe there's some light at the end of this long tunnel. On the other hand, we have arguably the best front office in the entire NFL led by a man with Randy Marsh sized cajones. Brandon Beane and his staff work their magic by retaining key players and even adding some depth on cheap one-year deals. If you're on the fence about the Trubisky signing, we tell you why this could be one of the best signings possible for the Bills. Lots of upcoming news in the football world and we can't wait to get into the draft next month. Enjoy Table Breakers! Man it feels good to say that again. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

EIGHT... NINE... WE WANT TEN!! We are really riding this hot streak now. At this rate, we're on pace to ruin another 18-year old's hopes and dreams. We can already smell the #tradeowenpower tweets just brewing in the basement. As a Buffalo sports podcast we hold ourselves to some standards, and when we don't meet those standards there are no excuses and it is unacceptable.... and if someone doesn't have their facts right, there are no excuses... and it is unacceptable.... and if someone just doesn't show up, there are no excuses..and it is (drum roll) unacceptable. If someone violated these rules you'd think we'd do something about it seeing as there would be no excuses and is unacceptable right? NOPE. We'd really like to that the Sabres for providing us with comedic gold with that press conference with the Pegula's pool boy, I mean our GM. At this rate, we really just want to see how much longer we can keep resetting this bar of being the worst professional hockey organization of all time before something combusts. We're here for it, we're ready, and we're gonna keep you company during the whole thing. At least we can talk football in the coming weeks. And now, please enjoy our complaint session. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We really wish we could get paid a substantial amount of money for doing this podcast. We might not be very good, but we wouldn't be the first people in Buffalo to get paid for doing a terrible job. I mean... at least we game plan and don't suck the life out of everything and everyone around us. We have to start thinking that Ralph has some relation to Freddie by the way he kills the dreams of the city of Buffalo on a nightly basis. At this point is it safe to say that we want them to keep getting humiliated every night just to show the incompetence at the coaching and managerial level of the organization. On the bright side, we're usually pretty entertaining to listen to when we're talking about a bad sports team. We hope we can make your drive to the liquor store a little more entertaining. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We....we got nothin.. As a Buffalo sports podcast, we pride ourselves in being positive and draining out negative thoughts about our sports teams. But this is someting else. I mean YIKES. With many fans divided on who they like and don't like, whether its players or coaches, we give our thoughts on key offensive players like Jack Eichel, Taylor Hall, and yes, even Jeff Skinner. This team has been in the dog house for just about a decade. Also, we've reached the 10 year anniversary of the Pegulas' buying the organization, gotta be coincidental right? Its a mess right now Sabres fans, but hey, its gotta end sometime doesn't it? We'll get through it together. Enjoy Dusters and Benders, and Go Sabres --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

"Well, at least we have hockey to watch." NHL - "LOL" This happened sooner than we all expected, but lets stay positive; better now than later right? The Sabres season is already off to a wild start full of obstacles both on and off the ice. So with no games to talk about, we took out an old play from the fall. Luckily, we have TWO teams that give us the opportunity to make "drought teams" for each. What a blessing! We're going to be finding the dim (and I really mean dim) bright spots of the past 10 years in Sabres hockey. Oh, and in case you're wondering, we'll be roasting the NHL in the process as well. Hopefully we'll be back to criticizing losses next week, but until then, enjoy you dusters and benders. And as always, stay mediocre. Oh, we almost forgot, the NFL's rigged. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

Welcome to another episode of Crippling Mediocrity where all we do is talk about hockey... and nothing else.... ever... Take that as you will. We start our hockey season in perfect Sabres fashion by having the league screw us over and giving the whole locker room Covid. Gary Bettman is a good commissioner as Ralph Krueger is a hockey coach. Speaking of that. of the games the Sabres have played so far there are a few things to be optimistic about but just as many, if not more to be concerned about. We currently have a top 5 player in the league in Jack EIchel, complimented by a former number one pick in Taylor Hall, and a generational 20-year-old defenseman who would be doing great if our brilliant soccer coach (yes we said soccer coach) knew what the hell he was doing. We've also got a $9 million salary scorer who has one point on the season because apparently he's not a good two-way player.... read that statement again and tell me if it makes sense to you. Also, the Crippling Mediocrity crew will be at the facility when it opens again to try out for backup goalie because... well... we've never needed Lasik. Enjoy our first hockey episode Dusters and Benders, and as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

This is it Bills Mafia, we knew it would come down to this game against this team. We've wanted Kansas City all year and here they are. The final obstacle in our way of the Super Bowl. We've proved people wrong and shocked the world all year long so there's no reason we can't do it one more time. This magical season has been years in the making. The last time the Bills got this much attention there was a bronco involved... and we don't mean the ones in Denver. Two of the best offenses in the NFL face off led by the two strongest arms in the NFL. We think this is just the beginning of the Allen and Mahomes rivalry as this may be the first of many AFC Championship matchups between the two MVP caliber quarterbacks. Of course it won't be just the quarterbacks in this game as both teams will need a great effort from every player on their roster to pull this one out. We've arrived table breakers, it's here, lets go get it!! As always, Go Bills and stay mediocre!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We won a playoff game table breakers!! What a great feeling for the entire city of Buffalo, but there isn't much time to celebrate. The games are going to get tougher and tougher, but its up to us to get better and better. The best rushing attack in the entire league comes to town this week with the reigning regular season MVP, Lamar Jackson. Both Lamar and Josh are in their third season and they both got their first playoff wins last week. Two very different offenses face off with two very different dynamic quarterbacks. Another thing to look out for is how much of a factor Lake Erie will be in this game. Wouldn't be the first time that lake made life hell for the people of Buffalo. We can't wait for this one and we know you can't either. Go Bills!! And as always, stay mediocre table breakers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

PLAYOFFS?????? The time has come. This has been an amazing season to be a Bills fan and now we show that we belong. The playoffs are a different animal, so lets show the world just how good we can be. Our QB is potentially the most gifted athlete to ever play the position and he's ready to lead this team anywhere. These two teams are very different. We have a high powered offense with a mobile QB on one side, and a guy with nine kids on the other (yes, we know there are more differences but you'll just have to listen to the episode). We bring on Matt Johnson from the 2 Point Conversation Podcast who is a Colts fan to discuss this very intriguing matchup. We've arrived table breakers. Lets go shock the world. As always, Go Bills! And stay mediocre! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

Dude... 10 and fricken 3. Who would've thought? Oh wait, we did after they lost back to back games against the Titans and Chiefs, but that's besides the point. We're really starting to roll and the only thing stopping this team is a murder trial (come on, you know that's funny). The wagons are currently being circled and we are here for it. Josh Allen and Stefon Diggs continue to prove that they are one of if not the top QB-WR duo in the NFL and that defense is starting to look like that top 5 unit we all know and love. With the way both sides of the ball are playing and with a great coaching staff, sky is the limit for the 2020 Buffalo Bills. With a chance to clinch their first AFC East title in 25 years, the Bills head to Denver where the front office is focused on April and the 2021 draft. Very exciting time here in Table Town. With the playoffs 3 weeks away, we look at potential matchups and who the Bills will have to take on in round 1. Also, how nice is it that with 3 weeks left in the season we're talking about potential matchups instead of wondering if we're going to make it or not? Life is good in Buffalo... besides the whole pandemic thing but baby steps. Enjoy table breakers. Lets get that division title! Go Bills!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

Say it with us, "9-3". Is this even allowed? Things are definitely changing here in table town and we're all for it. First we want to congratulate Richard Sherman and Jason Verrett on having nice careers. The only reason we're doing this is because Josh Allen clearly ended them on Monday. Apart from the early fumble, that was the most complete game we've seen all season, but there's still work to do. The Steelers are coming to town after suffering their first loss of the season and are looking to not have two prime-time losses in a row. It'll be a hard battle between two of the higher seeds in the AFC and this may not be the only time we see the Steelers. Stevie Johnson can't win it for them this time (we love you Stevie). Lets show that we belong in prime-time Bills Mafia. Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We'd like to congratulate the week 12 MVP of the game, Anthony Lynn, we couldn't have done it without your sir. The 3-8 Chargers came into Buffalo to put up a fight, and while their roster and past performances have you thinking that this was not a 3-8 football team, their coaching makes up for it. While the Bills had a solid game (besides the turnover fest in the 4th quarter) they caught a break with all the mental errors made by the Chargers coaching staff. With the PTSD still fresh in our table damaged brains, we have to go back to the scene of the crime. Its one thing to let an athletic QB like Kyler Murray pull that kind of play off on you but if it happens again with Nick Mullens, we're going into exile. The Crippling Crew gets back to its usual unscripted content as we waste no time going off the rails (its what we do, you all know it. But come on... you know you love it) Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

The bye weeks over, and that means from here on out there's going to be nothing but nerve wracking plays, nail biting games, and most importantly, table breaking. This is a very special episode as we welcome the man, the myth, the legend, Brother Bill who joins us for the whole show. We know what you're thinking, "who the hell would want to talk to them for thirty plus minutes straight?" and honestly, we're as shocked as you. With the Chargers coming to town, we breakdown some of the similarities between Josh Allen and Justin Herbert, from play style all the way to how they look in shorts (just kidding, that'd be silly, we all know that's not even a contest). The Chargers might be 3-7 but they shouldn't be slept on as they have multiple weapons on offense that can do some damage. With the playoffs slowly creeping up on us every game is critical, and the playoff picture is changing every day. Buckle up table breakers, it's about to get interesting. Lets bring the heat this week, and as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We promised two episodes in one week and unfortunately, we delivered. With the bye week coming up we had to get a little creative with this one. The crippling crew gives out mid-season awards for the Bills and the NFL in general. From MVP all the way down to biggest liability, we cover it all. We take a sneak peak into the future and suggest some future off-season needs for the Bills. Also, if you don't think free agency and the draft is the most exciting thing on earth, do you even really like football? Enjoy table breakers. And as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We're back table breakers! We know its been a minute but we're back and giving you the mediocre content you deserve. We dive right into the Cardinals game (no we don't spend much time talking about the last play.... seriously get over it, it happens). Once again, your Buffalo sports therapists are here to tell you to calm down, we're 7-3 and there's a lot to look forward to for the rest of the season. Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

We know we told you this last week, but everyone just stay calm. We were all expecting a high flying offense that would look like it was at practice against the Jets but instead we got a close, gritty division game. We managed to kick our way out of this one (not the Kareem Hunt way) and instead of the offense having an impressive day, the defense stepped it up... YES WE KNOW IT WAS AGAINST THE JETS. But in all seriousness, players like Ed Oliver and Dane Jackson make their presence known on the defensive side, and while there weren't any touchdowns, Josh throws for another 300 yard game... YES WE KNOW IT WAS AGAINST THE JETS. The guys introduce a new power rankings segment, and just like ESPN's, it's wrong. Next, its Pats week, and for the first time in 20 years, there's a new perspective on this matchup. Its going to be about stopping the run and.... that's about it. But if there's any coach that can scheme up a plan to stop a Bills' offense, its Bill Belichick, so we need to give respect where its due. We close with a below-average and we mean BELOW-AVERAGE fantasy football waiver pick-up segment. Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

So after two straight losses, the guys explain how the only logical thing for the Bills to do is to trade everyone... We're kidding but we know some of you table breakers may have hit your heads a few times and actually believe that. The guys breakdown how the Bills lost a rainy, possession game and why the Chiefs' running back Clyde Edwards-Helaire was able to run the ball like #32 in his prime (before all the... other stuff). We get a bounce back week against the Jets, but since there is literally nothing to say about the Jets except for the fact that if we lose the organization should just fold, the guys have to improvise and talk about the benching of the sexiest beard of all time in Ryan Fitzmagic. And to cap it off, the absolute worst fantasy football advice possible (seriously, stop listening once they start talking fantasy). Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

For all of you that thought we were going 16-0, this one's for you. The guys give a brief recap of the Titans game and then explain the very complicated science of why good things can't happen to both the Bills and Sabres at the same time.... actually its not that complicated, if this city gets too happy all hell would break loose. Instead of a Bills win, we get a Taylor Hall signing which honestly is a good compromise. The guys go over potential lineups for the Sabres and more for next season... maybe we'll get 80 points... maybe. Finally, its Chiefs week. This is the game everyone's been waiting for. Both teams are coming off of a loss and will have extra motivation going into this one. This has the potential of a shootout and is maybe even an AFC Championship preview? We also re-visit fantasy football and give you the worst possible advice for your lineup this week. If your team sucks, that's your own fault.... or the schedule makers.... actually yeah lets go with the schedule makers fault, what an ass right? Enjoy table breakers, and as always, stay mediocre --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support

If you have any idea what the hell is going on, we're kindly asking you to explain it to us. This episode is going to be a little different than what you're used to. Since the Titans tested positive more times than Charlie Sheen, we had to get a little creative and plan accordingly (unlike Roger Goodell). First, we give you a quick recap of the Raiders game.... they won... that's the recap. Then we get a little feisty with an... "insightful" take on the COVID situation. Then we mix things up a bit with a recap of the NHL draft and the Sabres current playoff drought.... Speaking of droughts, the guys give you their all Bills drought team. Making light of a crappy situation is kind of our thing, and let's be honest here, the drought made this podcast what it is... mediocre. We hope you guys enjoy this unique episode during this upside down week. Stay mediocre table breakers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cripplingmediocrity/support