Football Absurdity - A Fantasy Football Podcast

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock draft! We will be back on Friday Night to review round one and live react to round two! To hear that, sign up for our Patreon for $3/month! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/2025tedraftpreview.mp3

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien Martinez, Jarquez Hunter, Tahj Brooks, Jordan James, Jacory Croskey-Merritt before talkinga bout their Trey Ragas Memorial Picks (Cam Skattebo, Montrell Jordan and Jaydon Blue). Finally, they empty the notebook on the remaining backs in this class, who are unlikely to find fantasy football relevance. For Part 1, check out our Patreon, $3 a month for every other episode, and you help support the site! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/2025rbspt2.mp3

Mike, Walker & Jeff touch on free agency and take a look at this extremely uninspiring class of quarterback prospects, breaking down their top six at the position, and the Trey Regas Memorial Pick for all three! They also discuss NBA Top Shot, for some reason. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/2025qbs.mp3

The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/2024redraft.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/2025freeagencywishlistpt1.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a lineup for the playoff challenge! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/2025SUPERBOWLPREVIEW.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want every other episode in the offseason (like next week’s episode) to check out our Patreon! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/2025wildcardpreview.mp3

Mike, Walker & Jeff review the subpar games this week and preview the remaining matchups! Starting next week, we are moving to our one-episode-per-week format. If you would like to receive that episode and every other episode of the offseason, please subscribe to our Patreon! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/week17preview.mp3

The usual suspects look back at the Thursday Night Football AFC Tilt and look forward to Sunday & Monday’s NFL action! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/week16preview.mp3

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko start off the episode talking about a soggy football game, then preview all of week 15’s action, then finish the episode talking about a soggy bag of beef. Walker’s ranks are here. The 9 AM Pacific Sit Show with Krisko is here on Sunday morning Good luck in the fantasy playoffs! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/week15preview.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff bring the boom while reviewing Danalytics overpowering Jared Goof on Thursday Night Football, as well as previewing the rest of week fourteen’s action! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/therizzler.mp3

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko look back at the four pack of Thursday & Friday games this week, and preview all of week 13’s remaining action. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/week13preview.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko race the clock as Mike & Jeff record in an “atmospheric river” and fear their power might go out at any second—braver than the troops, folks. We talk the Jameis Snow Game and the rest of week twelve! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/week12preview.mp3

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly reconvene to look for a missing Terry McLaurin, and to discuss week 11’s upcoming slate! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/week11preview.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko review the banger of a TNF game and preview the week 10 slate! No Sit Show with Krisko on Sunday because of the Germany game, but check out our DISCORD for your Start or Sit questions this week! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/week10preview.mp3

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko, and Walker Kelly run around the week 9 games and talk about everyone worth worrying about! Jeff checks out halfway through to Photoshop JD Vance’s head onto Derek Carr’s body. Get the Tuesday recap show on our Patreon! It’s only $3 a month and it helps us keep the lights on https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/2024week9preview.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko review the Return of Puka Nacua & Cooper Kupp and discuss all the games on the full week 8 slate. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2024week8preview.mp3

Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko break some bad news to everyone about Walker and then talk about week seven of the NFL https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/week7preview.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look back at TNF and look forward to all of week six’s action! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2025week6preview.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko get you a podcast better late than never! We discuss week five and all the really nasty nonsense going on. Did you know that “Aaron Shampklin” is a person? And that the 2018 Chiefs offense is back, but worse? All that and more in this week’s episode! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2024week5preview.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko break down all the Week 4 Fantasy Football-relevant players! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/2024week4preview.mp3

Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly preview week 3 and live react to random things happening in Jets-Patriots! Aaron Rodgers didn’t get hurt! Drake Maye played! Mike Williams almost had a touchdown! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/week3preview.mp3

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly review Bills-Dolphins and take a look forward to the full slate of week two fantasy football action! You can find the weekly review episode on our Patreon! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/2024week2preview.mp3

Jeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by Jordan Love probably being out for the season. We will return on our Patreon Tuesday to review this week’s action! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/2024week1.mp3

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde revisit a concept they invented last season, called a “mock draft.” The regular season starts next week, so we are moving twice a week! On Tuesdays, you will get our weekly recap episode on Patreon, and on Fridays, you will get our Thursday Night Football review & weekly preview! If you’ve been with us all offseason, I promise the $3/month on Patreon is worth it! Enjoy! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/2024finalmockdraft.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their busts for the NFC divisions! To hear the AFC, check out the Patreon! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/202nfcbusts.mp3

Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You can rate and review them anywhere you get podcasts, like Spotify or Apple Music, or, just search THfantac. If you are an RSS feed sicko, you can find their feed here. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/THfantaCAnnouncement.mp3

Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly run down their sleeper picks for each division in the NFC. Want the AFC? Check out our Patreon! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/2024nfcsleepers.mp3

Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!? https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/139point5final.mp3

The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac139.mp3

The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/138point5Final.mp3

The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac138.mp3

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly all try to pill the other ones on players using just their statistical profiles. Jeff will never be tricked into being in on DJ Chark. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/hellosharks2024.mp3

Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac137point5.mp3

The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac137.mp3

Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno State Bulldogs, where he twice received first-team All-Mountain West Conference honors, and was selected by the Oakland Raiders in the second round of the 2014 NFL draft. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac136point5.mp3

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen to the show! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac136.mp3

Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac135point5.mp3

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thfantac135.mp3

This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/thfantac134.mp3

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko complete a 2QB, PPR post-draft mock draft to get the lay of the land for 2024 leagues. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/2024mockdraftonepointoh.mp3

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/thfantac133.mp3

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their rookie ranks from 1 through 12. If you want 13 through 24, you can check it out on our Patreon, where the full (almost 3 hour!) episode resides. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/postdraftrounduppt1.mp3

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/thfantac132.mp3

We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/thfantac131.mp3

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/thfantac130.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko develop a new idea: pretending they’re running NFL teams doing the draft. Crazy! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/2024mockdraft.mp3

Ryan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/thfantac129.mp3

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko empty their notebooks on wide receivers ranked outside the top five at the position. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/wrpreviewpt2.mp3

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/thfantac128.mp3

Ryan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/thfantac127.mp3