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Whaaayooooo! We are back with what was fully intended to be a quick warm up game/backed recording, turned full length podcast of tricky, supervillain impressions and Saloon themed Honky Tonkery fun.  How are you? we are feeling a little chagrin :/ Please enjoy x  All negative feedback can be forwarded to the instagram @conkconkconkconk. and while you're on ya phone give @williamboyd__ a follow  On ya! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does Will know all of the James Bond theme songs??? An idea we expected would take 10 minutes lasted a whole episode. I'm sorry and you're welcome. Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join Will and Conk in their new *undisclosed level number STUDIO!  This week they warmly welcome 4 interviewees onto the podcast - Alexis, Tintin, Slime and Ally to discuss their respective Google Reviews and unique experiences at particular establishments.  The boys take a quick yet insightful deep dive into the logistics of James Bond's agent number, and Will gloats that his childhood home town had the sexiest postcode available - 3777 (Healesville) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Conk and Will go through the new alarms on the old iPhone, then they play double time! They stårt with å 7 second scene and then double it, then double that, then double that! Åll the same scene though whååått? Ådded details each time?? Also, yes, my keyboard is being weird and I don't quite know how to fix it eep.   Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two sober men walk into FOTP Studios, and leave the room 1.5hrs later with a podcast, a nice buzz and knowing each other a little closer.  Join William Boyd & Conk (minus Conk) and Samuel Roberts, while they taste some cheap wines and talk about all sorts of things!  Thank you for accepting this bonus episode - Conk and William are in Adelaide at the moment and are VERRRYYY busy!!! We will be back soon for your ear holes x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

QUIETor will will whip ya ADELAIDE LIVE SHOWS:Will:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/william-boyd-the-people-s-champion-af2024 Conk:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/frequentshit-live-af2024 MELBOURNE LIVE SHOWS:Will:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/william-boyd-the-people-s-championConk:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/frequentshit-live Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's like a party with ya bestest pals. But they're playing improv games. Peter Garrett  ADELAIDE LIVE SHOWS:Will:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/william-boyd-the-people-s-champion-af2024 Conk:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/frequentshit-live-af2024 MELBOURNE LIVE SHOWS:Will:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/william-boyd-the-people-s-championConk:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/frequentshit-live Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr Spinach Pâté will see you now. Not you but other people. The one day a year the Dr sees patients for free! but only for 2 minutes at a time.And guess what?? that's the premise!!!! look at that aye.ADELAIDE LIVE SHOWS:Will:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/william-boyd-the-people-s-champion-af2024 Conk:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/frequentshit-live-af2024 MELBOURNE LIVE SHOWS:Will:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/william-boyd-the-people-s-championConk:https://www.eventfinda.com.au/2024/frequentshit-live/melbourne/carlton  Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you like multiple characters without names and without a goal?? Do you like Subway?? Do you hate Subway???This might just be your episode. I'd say it gets somewhere good after 20 minutes but gee were we searching!AWOOGA MEEP MEEP TA DA ADELAIDEANS! SEE WILLIAM AND/OR CONK William Boyd: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/william-boyd-the-people-s-champion-af2024 Conk: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/frequentshit-live-af2024  Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charles from Biggin & Scott St Kilda is calling Will to hopefully give him is werribee rental yayyyyyy what a time that could beHe just needs to check the references to make sure will is allllllright Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will & Conk are back for the year of 24 (after 2000 other years (which is like, since christ (so really, if we're going by like human history, then like 12000 (but like, the entire world like 13787999976 years)))) Enjoy Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ANOTHER NIGHT OF FUN AND GAME (2) will and conk play games Genie Slem Poetry They are sick (like thorpie style tho ya hear?) Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The bunkbed is empty, not a stir in the house. The soup is burning, not a stir in the house. No subject for Lulu's love, not a sir in the house. No bits to pick out of the cat's fur, not a bur in the house. No villain for Hamilton, not a Burr in the house. No one to pat that cat, not a purr in the house. No mouse trouser carousel pounce. Say hi to your mum for me. We want our beautiful baby boy home. Joel has been kicked out of the house. I suppose we'd better sleep in the bunkbeds and devise a strategy for his return. Or perhaps just sit with a nice glass of warm milk. Microwave, not stove. 1 Metric cup.  Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're looking for a sponsor!!! We need money and we're gonna tell you to purchase some goods but who should we get to sponsor us???? We went to royal exposition centre to find a suitable ecommerce business. Does it devolve into specific inside jokes that no one could possibly get but us??? who is to say.    Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uh OH! We've got live coffee chats lined up but gosh dang dib dab it if the names and professions aren't just mixied up. hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a bakeoff! An established thing, right?They chat catching sun rays on your cock and/or balls, the characters of Cluedo and a third thing!Wow Wii Whoa Wii U Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will and Conk just can't see eye to eye. They refuse to walk 1.609344 kilometers in each other's shoes, THEY SIMPLY, FLATLY, SQUARELY REFUSE. And bloody guess what happens. You wouldn't believe it would ya tsk tsk tsk. I've never really vibed with tsk tsk tsk being called that or spelled that way. It doesn't really convey it at all. Do I have a suggestion? A replacement? No, not really. Doesn't mean I have to like it. THEY SWAP BODIESGosh, what happens next. idk, listen, bitch Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will and Conk read listener reviews! AND listen to listener voicemails. They connect with the community. What a joy to behold. The world is abundant.  Also the moon landing is fake.  And foreskin piss. Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@smellinggoodproductions8760 Instagram:@smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whooaa William and Conk have recently come into some money... (a fantastic setup for an improvised podcast)  They are in the game to purchase some of your beloved goods and services, however things go a little awry when the rightful owner of their newfound fortune comes knocking!  GO SEE frequentshit LIVE!!! #MelbourneFringe  Conk is very good in this show. You enjoy it muchly! INSTAGRAMS!!! @williamboyd__ @conkconkconkconk @smellinggoodproductionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will and Conk have adopted a son. The fully grown Joel Harris (of The Sharehouse podcast and MANY OTHER INCREDIBLE THINGS). We hope you like Nightmare on Elm Street, number 7. NOT number 2.  They accidentally wake him up and have to get him to bed! Come join us in sleepyland, won't you.  Joel Harris can be found @joelharrismedia@sharehousepodhttps://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-sharehouse/id1671935903Conk has a melbourne fringe showhttps://melbournefringe.com.au/event/frequentshit-live/ @smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two lost souls on a search for love. Two distinct voices. Dr Barton Bramble Babinski and Roger "Roggie" "Rog" Last Name. When both of their blind dates REFUSE to show up, they decide to blind date each other. What better way to get to know each other than with the 36 Questions. They get through the first set of 12 and find out a lot about each other. Melbourne Fringe Show babbles. https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/frequentshit-live/ follow ya dog @smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk @williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football #football #afl #aussierules #collingwood #lions @freeowaytogo Will has no money so he needs money and he is going to make money by betting on the big game and if it goes the way he thinks it will then he will get money which is what he need because he doesn't have a lot of it so he needs money and this is the way he decided he would make money.Conk has a live show soon, come to it https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/frequentshit-live/ @smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is Conk's 40th birthday!!! It is, of course, 2035 and it's time we celebrate by opening up the time capsule we made in 2023!!! 12 years ago!!! Got the concept? good.  This is a hoot, we recorded it at 7am and we loved it.  Conk is performing for Melbourne Fringe!frequentshit LIVE!October 16-22 8:30pmhttps://melbournefringe.com.au/event/frequentshit-live/ @smellinggoodproductions @williamboyd__@conkconkconkconkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HEY IT IS GAM HERE! THE BOYOS ARE SICK AS DOGS! AS DOGS I TELLS YA! I AM IN CHARGE NOW AND I MADE THEM PLAY SOME GAMES IN THE PAST. (was this actually Gam? You'll never know hehehehehehehehe) Games played are Going to France, What Can I bring ABC etc, AND, Going to Will's Party, will gets his revenge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Badge Cornerstone and Wetley Skinner sit down to discuss their careers as actors. From humble beginnings to where we are today.  ACTORS ON ACTORS CHATTING IT UP(What if it was just Will and Conk making up voices and making up everything on the spot?? That'd be pointless)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AMAZING GUESTS in the studio for you today!Gregory III, a good boy in the bedding industry AND a return of fan favourites The Shakespearian Players! Plus, the pod has sponsorship deal?We can't wait to rope you in with this incredible lineup. @smellinggoodproductions @conkconkconkconk@williamboyd__   This is the end of the descirptiom. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y zSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Previously on... Previously on... PREVIOUSLY ON! William and Conk really have been up to a lot recently - let's take a recap and see what sticky situations, scary interactions, scandalous secrets and spicy sexcapades they have been up to on the podcast!  Instagram us at, @williamboyd__ @connordariolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WOW another ripping episode. Ripping the confines of what a podcast can be. Expanding and demanding so much more. Of ourselves. Of our audience. Of life... Shit, things just happen and it is up to us to respond however we see fit. Sometimes that is defending ourselves to someone that, we hope, deserves it. Sometimes that is laughing over a cup of coffee (funny latte art). Sometimes that is playing a couple games with a friend. And recording that. And sitting on those recordings until you are simply too busy to do otherwise. Life is decisions. Life is memories. Life is fun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FRANCE FARBNE FRANCE HFRANR FRANCE FRANCE FARNCEFR AFRCEN FRANCE FRANCE FRANRET FRAYTCNE AFRNCE FRANCE FRTAMCE The boys are in france. How's it going ? they will talk about it aye See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We guested on Spicks and Specks! What an opportunity! Downside though, nobody else showed up and we had to come up with a game on the spot to fill the time slot on the ABC. We read lyrics as if they were dramatic monologues and it is up to the other (AND YOU AT HOME) to guess the song before the title is mentioned. How we laugh.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

QUICK! you have but one minute to dictate the following scene GOWill and Conk are sky diving instructors for a bunch of kids in grade six. It goes perfectly.WEEWORHWEEWORHWEEWORH@smellinggoodproductionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's games night at the Smelling Good Studios, for the 3rd time! Games played: One Word At A Time Story (With Genres) (there's probably an actual name for this) Actor's Roundtable Fortunately/Unfortunately   THAAAAAANKSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerrrrr'n comes in to explain the new bin system for the Maribynong council. Red, yellow, black, paisley?? It's all so confusing.   AHHHHHHH  sorry, scared myself there.. Long Play Encore Season - tickets available now!https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1054442?eid=1054442&See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Brian's (John's) Meditation and Wellness Centre! A place for calm relaxation, soft music, crystals, 700 candles and lots of Wells'ms!  Mornin' John! Arghh sorry where's John? Is John not here? Well who are you...?  It's the amazing Mel O'Brien! THAT'S WHO! Follow our clever and funny friend of the pod on Instagram!  @melobrienn  Thanks! Love you xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join Jon Walpole, William Boyd and Conk as they run their seamless radio show live to air!  Zero interruptions, mishaps and crimes committed. Nothing to listen to hear but your run of the mill commercial radio station talkin' bout what is popular at the moment.  Come and make friends with Sandy, Sandy, Ben, Rob, Declan, Bart Citizen, Tex and an employee from Cadbury!  Follow our wonderful guest Jon Walpole on Instagram!  @jonwalpole_See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pod Dionysus bubs Do we find out some truths together? Yes. Do we talk about theatre and critique for a while? probably.Check out Jake's podcast, PRAISE DIONYSUS! here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/praise-dionysus/id1615263913See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got carried away with our warmup game and now it's a whole episode.   CAN WE SELL YOU OUR PRODUCTS?? Let us hope so.   Love you, this was fun, AHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come and chat with Greg Proops Trio (AKA - Chat GPT) and watch us improvise their characters one after the other. Cattle call style!  Many friends of the pod in this one! Tex, Jex, Ducky, Tabitha, Pleese, and heaps more that we have since forgotten the names of...  Anyway love you x - see you all in three quarts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

William and Conk chat the previous month. What was the month. For them Who is to say but them, which they do, which is great.   CLICK   Lovely, chat chat.   Plus an old favourite returns. If you know their name please get in touch, it would be greatly appreciated. CLICKSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calling all land ring ring phone hello goodbye ring ring goodbye sold going one going twice ring ring going sold thrice    A couple of landlords come in aye, ring ring etc    love ya  Conk at MICF https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/long-play# Will at MICF https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/william-boyd-a-bit-top-heavySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Meeting has ended!?! But we are totally in person right now. We don't have to restart this meeting... or do we?  Tex the Texan pops in to tell us about his runs in this one. eww stinky. And also gloats about his gun collection - YIKE.  Also new band news! Sheeran, Styles, Nas X & Swift! totally not a rip off of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Send in your fan mail NOW!  Enjoy x  William and Conk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Attire? What kind of tire??It's yet another one of our FAMOUS Smelling Good Bake Offs.golf or something    iron  wood uh driver psshhhhh yeah, drivering me cahrayzeeeeee   We chat, like friends, only because we're good actors.    Rolf comes in to talk about guess what    Will's got his finger on that damn soundboard again.    chew the fat  prattle  rhapsodize wax lyrical  shoot the poo  idk chat    we do it and we do it    Follow us, just look up our names, they'll be there. I love you I guess. I felt terrible after recording this podcast. Now I feel good. Life is all about the ups and the down and I suppose the moments in the middle too   WELL, I best be off See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OINK OINK! There is a pig on the ground!  We cross live to round 2 of the AFL football season where we see the Wagga Wagga Wombats take on the Brisbane Bears. A classic rivalry in the making where nothing is left on the ground - because most of it was already left in the clubrooms.  The Young apprentice commentator trying to work well with the industry veteran A captain having technical issues with his mic A coach trying to coach A water boy gone mad  A classic sportsperson drug scandal  Place ya bets, order your pies, and hold on to ya ducks! this one is going to get a little outta hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the day of love, and the podcast is single :( we can't have that. SO Will set up a hinge profile for the podcast!   This podcast ends in one of the following ways: -A rocky kayak in rough waters -A drug fuelled night out at revs -a kiss from one of the hosts To find out which ending you get, simply skip to the end, don't even bother listening, I don't even know what they're on about like 80% of the time. They just pay me to write these little descriptions, which I doubt they read. I'm lying on my couch in my undies, what an easy job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE ARE BOOKED AND BLESSED Stage names will not cut it on plane tickets as it turns out.. apparently names on tickets have to match names on passports  Are Conk and Boyd smiling for these ad reads???? ONLY YOU CAN TELL   Then THE PLAYERS BURST INTO THE STUDIO to recount the tale of the flights to Paris being booked. Ahoodeedoodeedoo   Dr Seuss battling it out with Shakespeare, a rivalry for the ages.   $25 dollar tickets TODAY ONLY Melbourne International Comedy Festival Underwire (Gemma Caruana w/ Connor Dariol) https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/underwire   Happi Hour (William Boyd) https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/william-boyd-a-bit-top-heavy   Regular price tickets for these hehe Long Play (Connor Conk Dariol) https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/long-play   Also Adelaide Fringe Underwire (Gemma Caruana w/ Connor Dariol) https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/underwire-af2023   Long Play (Connor Conk Dariol) https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/long-play-af2023See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the boys meet Charlie and Charlie Rodgerson. Uhoh... that may get a little confusing.  Some old fan favs make an appearance and a pitch! How do you make a pitch? I'll bloody show you Howie Dewitt!  Bang - The Sharks have escaped! Find out how that happens  Oh! and RIP Oskii the Dog. He doesn't exactly make it through this one :(  LOVE!  Will and Conk xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join host Kremlin Bremley for the Kid's Time Book Club, the read along pod for kids with commentary for the parents. 
This week we are reading There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly.
 Guests include author of the original picture book, Sharpliece Faraday, and The Old Lady herself, Betty Borris McNorris (Gemma Caruana) Instagram @gemmacaruana @williamboyd__ @connordariol @smellinggoodproductions MANY SHOWS TO SEE! Melbourne International Comedy Festival: Underwire (Gemma Caruana w/ Connor Dariol) https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/underwire Happi Hour (William Boyd) https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/william-boyd-a-bit-top-heavy Long Play (Connor Conk Dariol) https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/long-play Adelaide Fringe: Underwire (Gemma Caruana w/ Connor Dariol) https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/underwire-af2023 Long Play (Connor Conk Dariol) https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/long-play-af2023See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE KITE STORYBREAKING HOTDOG NEWS< GET OUT OF MY WAYWAY??????   Wayyyyyyyyyy   Rupert hijacks the studio to talk about hotdogsThen we talk about hotdogs. finishing it up with some hotdog chat   I love this You love this   We are in it and it is breaking   Hotdog news is brined and you know it.   Fine young cannibalsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wellity wellity, we bloody made it back! New year, new episode, new season BABAYY!  Did you have a good break? Oh you loved it did ya? Well why don't you bloody marry it. hehe - classic gags.  This week the boys are counting down their top three of EVERYTHING from 2022, all in just 41:42 Minutes! GAAAAAAAAHHH Also do we 'sheet' our dead? Join the debate at smellinggoodproductions@gmail.com  LOVE YAS!  Sent from my E-Scooter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the exciting conclusion of the first annual Dinner Party Pod! WHO WILL WIN??  Who will receive the Sistema 5.5L container and title of the first ultimate dinner party podcasting guest superstar?! Show and tell AND dinner itself! How exciting. Find the contestants on instagram Gemma Caruana @gem_caro Sophie Gould @sophie.gould_ Samuel Roberts @sizzle_me_timber Jessica Redmayne @jedmayne and us @smellinggoodproductions heheSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the first annual Dinner Party Pod! It's been a long time in the making, and it's finally here. 4 contestants going head to head to see who will be the first ultimate dinner party podcasting guest superstar! Find the contestant on instagram Gemma Caruana @gem_caro Sophie Gould @sophie.gould_ Samuel Roberts @sizzle_me_timber Jessica Redmayne @jedmayne and us @smellinggoodproductions heheSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.