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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

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    • Feb 2, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 51m AVG DURATION
    • 260 EPISODES

    4.8 from 1,419 ratings Listeners of Inside the Closet that love the show mention: matteo, inside the closet, secret keepers club, mateo, love emma, also emma, yamaneika, liza, shark tank, netflix special, laugh out loud every time, lols, showbiz, whistle, patti, lgbtq community, two so much, barbara, two are hilarious, italian.


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    The Inside the Closet podcast is a must-listen for anyone who enjoys hilarious and relatable conversations between two friends. Emma and Matteo, both queer comedians, bring their unique perspectives and witty banter to every episode. It's like sitting down with your funniest friends and just chatting about everyday topics in a way that is both entertaining and enlightening.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the genuine chemistry between Emma and Matteo. Their friendship shines through in every episode, making it feel like you're a part of their inner circle. They share personal stories, navigate through the ups and downs of adulthood, and provide hilarious commentary on current events. Their humor is raw and real, tackling both serious issues and lighthearted topics with equal ease.

    Another great aspect of Inside the Closet is the wide range of guests they bring onto the show. Comedians from different backgrounds join Emma and Matteo to share their own experiences and add new perspectives to the conversation. This variety keeps each episode fresh and exciting, as you never know what hilarious stories or insights will be shared.

    While there are many positives about this podcast, one potential downside is that sometimes they talk over each other. It can be frustrating when you want to hear what Matteo has to say but his voice gets drowned out by Emma's enthusiasm. However, this minor issue doesn't take away from the overall enjoyment of the podcast.

    In conclusion, The Inside the Closet podcast is a gem of a show that combines humor, relatability, and genuine friendship. Emma and Matteo's chemistry is infectious, drawing listeners in with their hilarious stories and insightful discussions. Whether you're part of the LGBTQ+ community or not, this podcast offers laughs and entertainment for everyone. Give it a listen - you won't be disappointed!



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    Ms. Willmann and Ms. Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2023 31:59


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about flying private to walk in a fashion show, meeting Tyra Banks and they have an announcement for Inside the Closet listeners! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Big Tooth Energy W/ Bob the Drag Queen Encore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 61:09


    This week we replay an audience favorite "vintage" Inside The Closet from April 2019 featuring Bob the Drag Queen. Emma and Matteo get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on for years on Inside The Closet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Just One Day Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 44:12


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk resolutions, holiday plans, fruity friendly sports, and more! Happy Holidays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    This Comedian Needs No Introduction

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2022 41:27


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by the second son of New Milford PA Nick Smith to talk growing up in a small town and hating your classmates, cheating on tests like a pro, how to stick out at a hockey game, Thanksgiving, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea Revisited

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 17:06


    Hello Closeteers, in light of the tragedy at Club Q in Colorado Springs, Emma and Matteo are taking a pause this week. Support victims through the Colorado Healing Fund. We'll replay segments from an audience favorite "Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea," about overwhelming food choices and neighbors having loud sex, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Bottoms Make The World Go Round

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 46:08


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk shadow banning, the slippery slope of bottom shaming, gas station kombucha and Republicans with alleged gay-face, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    I Think Saddam Hussein Is Living In My Gut

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 37:47


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about Courtney Love's (and Emma's) ill-fated attempts to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, scenic and terrifying experiences in small planes, Emma's mission to transform her gut health and how (and when) to handle hecklers, and more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    My Brain Is Off But I Got Nice Toes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 52:04


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo and Emma chat about the ins and outs of steaming your eyeballs, (un) & affordable healthcare, good teeth, drinking problems, and cool kids. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Lock The Swan Producers Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 43:59


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week Matteo translates his comedy to the Romans, and eats with King of Carbonara. Emma indulges in the joys getting paid to sit for hours on set, while Matteo escapes the scent, and they reflect on the cultural touchstones that made millennials so mean, and even some, staunchly against gay marriage.  Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Toilet Spoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 36:58


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on how they've changed since the podcast began, uniquely New York aspects of dating, the parmigiano reggiano law, and whether or not we're all trying our best! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    My Rations! My Rations!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 65:18


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Emma's mom's NY visit, snoring, and street cash. Then, they call Matteo's sister Kate for some much-needed nutrition advice, and Matteo's Aunt Cindy to find out why she's sick of the Queen's funeral and who her celebrity crushes are. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    ADHDIBSLGBTQ

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 54:50


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk broken toes, intestinal distress at TJ Maxx, the Queen, Emma's #1 travel tip, and how to handle trolls. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Subtle Poppers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 50:40


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk sleep positions, uncontrollable plane farting, post-surgery drugs, inopportunely-timed edibles, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    You Do Bleed A Lot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 47:28


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo tells Emma all about his hair transplant surgery, from finding a doctor all the way to post-op recovery. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Bitch In Part 2 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly (Re-release!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 53:10


    Hey Closeteers! This week, we're throwing it back to Part 2 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy, and more of Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There's even a special phone in from Uncle Mike! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Fill Myself With Nachos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 50:27


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo answer some pressing questions from TikTok, covering everything from jealousy to UFOs. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Experimenting with Diapers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 45:58


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk peach firmness, mom drama, celeb couples, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Bitch In Part 1 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly (Re-release!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 51:07


    Hey Closeteers! This week is a throwback to a classic episode: Part 1 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's Italian everything. Plus, stories about Matteo's childhood!  Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 51:57


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Jennifer Coolidge, intense acupuncture, witnessing racist and homophobic sets, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Homophobic Fly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 44:08


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk monkeypox (and call Nick Smith to hear about his attempt to get a vax appointment), summer getaways, Paris Hilton, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Vacation Bible School (with Marie Faustin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 67:25


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Marie Faustin (@reeezy) to talk growing up nerdy, multilingual, and religious, how Emma got roped into her schools' Caribbean Culture society, bad dates, Matteo's hatred of ostriches, the famed Ashanti vs JLo rivalry, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    WTF Are Your Pronouns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 36:09


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo crowd work, mullets, hecklers at the opera, guilty pleasures, divorced parents, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    A Bad Haircut and Gratuitous Anal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 44:05


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo catch up on Matteo's Italy trip, UFOs, Top Gun, missing children on milk cartons, gay hashtags, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Mandatory Penis (with Caitlin Peluffo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 50:13


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma is joined by comedian Caitlin Peluffo (host of Good Time Gal podcast) and finds out how Caitlin knew she was straight, the time she hooked up with a girl, the worst way to get salmonella, feminist porn, getting engaged, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Go Suck a Cow's Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 34:48


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma flies solo and talks bonding with a cowboy over taxes, a poop horror story, a mystery involving a unicorn and a penguin and her mother, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Shoop Shoop (I Need Boniva)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 49:42


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo set the record straight on Fettuccine Alfredo (and General Tso's chicken, while they're at it), give an update on wedding dancing, and talk Cher, homophobic cab drivers, and being famous vs a star. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Tooth Popping and Balls Flying

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 45:26


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk stress, food psychology, a comedy of errors at a corporate gig, and performing for seven thousand gays while things inevitably go awry. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media's BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    That Damn Ribcage

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 37:29


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk about the best way to hide a body, going to dive bars with octogenarians, euthanasia, and their shared hatred of dancing. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media's BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Douched and Ready to Go

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 36:12


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo imagine going on a date with each other, talk about social media vulnerability, hate comments, shady journalists, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media's BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Puerto Rican and Puerto Rican (with Steve Matos)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 44:00


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk to life coach Steve Matos about the do's and don'ts of massage, growing up in NYC in the 90s, coming out, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media's BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Place to See and Be Seen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 42:58


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo share a listener's insider Olive Garden info, discuss Madonna's new look (with help from Bob the Drag Queen), Sean Penn's Fox News visit, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Gay Guy, the Christian, and the Rabbi

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 46:20


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are reunited to discuss the infamous Oscars slap, mansions vs apartments, airport stupidity, and poisonous gas station sandwiches. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Little Bumpkin Off The Bus (with Katie Hannigan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 45:59


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Katie Hannigan about her new special Feeling of Emptiness, growing up as a theater kid, finding her way to comedy, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    A Weird Unique Look (with Irene Tu)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 47:22


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk to comedian Irene Tu about her new album We're Done Now, Ellen's role in her comedic journey, telling self-deprecating jokes to make audiences comfortable, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Sanctioned in the Gay World

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 46:42


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk about getting banned on tinder, kicking out hecklers, and all the insane news that has happened since they last recorded. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Remember the Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 35:54


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo call Matteo's cousin Kelly and aunt Cindy in Chicago to talk about roped off living rooms, how to tell if someone's in the mob, Aunt Cindy's traumatic memories of wearing a cape in middle school, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ It's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. However you're feeling, try Headspace at headspace.com/CLOSET and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 63:26


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on the early days of the pandemic, mac and cheese pizza, neighbors having loud sex, and more! Then, they call Matteo's grandmother to get her expertise on some famous murders. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ However you're feeling, try Headspace at headspace.com/CLOSET and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. It's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Salute the Sun (with Chris Condren)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 59:57


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Chris Condren to talk about Chicago vs NY vs LA, dealing with ADHD, Matteo's disdain for astrology, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ It's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Priscilla's Underwear

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 45:17


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk vampire facials, dental surgery, gay Puerto Rican apartment buildings, dating woes, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ It's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Come To Bed My Little Crumpet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 51:10


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo muse on the Queen's sex life, analyze Olive Garden's evolving commercial strategy, talk about recent rowdy audience members, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Listen to Life is Short with Justin Long on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen ad-free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app. It's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Cooked Carrot Fingers w/ Jaye Mcbride (rerelease)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 71:56


    Hello Closeteers! This week is a rerelease of our episode with the incredible Jaye Mcbride (@Jaye.mcbride) from the Comedy Cellar who we talked to about religion, spanking, and growing up trans. We go deep on the lasting impact of Catholicism, and how to spin gold from it. We also talk about the power standup has to inspire others, so long as they're not in Bushwick. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    A Passion for Socks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 44:32


    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo delve deeper into Barbara Walters' weird interview style, call Matteo's aunt Cindy to get to the bottom of Rob Kardashian's sock business, get Nick Smith's thoughts on the latest Lady Gaga quotes, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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