Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning

Buckle up for a side-splitting episode of Jeff & Jeremy as they sit down with comedy dynamo Brad Williams ahead of his "Growth Spurt" tour stop at Cal Poly's Performing Arts Center on June 6th! In this uproarious morning show interview, Brad, the 4'4” king of comedy, dishes on everything from riding on Roller Coasters to navigating the wild world of Tinder's height filters. Expect gut-busting stories from his days with Cirque du Soleil, roller coaster adventures, and why 5'4” guys are the unsung heroes of the dating scene. Plus, Brad's got a wild tale about “Big Dick Magoo” you won't want to miss! Tune in at 9:40 AM at the Pac or get tix at Pacslo.org. Don't miss this hilarious, unfiltered chat packed with laughs and insider scoop on Brad's must-see performance! #BradWilliams #GrowthSpurtTour #ComedyPodcast

Jeff and Jeremy dive into the hot topic of the recent federal announcement eliminating taxes on tips. They chat with a local server who shares the electric atmosphere at his workplace when the news broke, with coworkers celebrating the potential boost to their paychecks. To break it all down, the guys bring in their tax expert, Billy from H&R Block, who runs multiple franchises in San Luis Obispo County. Billy explains how the proposed policy could allow servers to deduct up to $25,000 in tips from federal taxes, potentially fattening their paychecks significantly. But there's a catch—California might not play along, likely taxing tips at the state level. The trio unpacks what this means for servers' take-home pay, especially in a high-tax state like California, and compares it to states with no income tax like Washington or Florida. With their signature mix of humor, tangents about fantasy football and golf plans, and Billy's knack for explaining complex tax rules, Jeff and Jeremy deliver a lively discussion that's both informative and entertaining. Tune in to find out how this game-changing policy could impact your favorite servers!

Jeff and Jeremy unpack the surprising bipartisan win at the U.S. Capitol, where a bill introduced by Ted Cruz to eliminate federal taxes on tips for workers earning $160,000 or less sailed through with unanimous support. The duo debates the impact on servers, bartenders, and tipped workers, exploring how this could boost take-home pay—potentially turning a $110 paycheck into $600 for some! They dive into the nuances, like California's potential to still tax tips as “bonuses,” and question if diners might tip less knowing taxes are off the table. With humor and real talk, they share insights from a caller in the service industry and reminisce about the days of cash tips and $4 minimum wages. #ServiceIndustry #BipartisanWin #TippingCulture #CaliforniaTaxes

Jeff and Jeremy dive into the buzz around the Red Clay Strays, the 2024 Americana Emerging Artists of the Year, headlining the California Mid-State Fair. Hailing from Mobile, Alabama, this band has rocked The Tonight Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and sold out Red Rocks. But do locals know them? We break down their 19-song setlist, ticket prices ($65-$150), and cost-per-song value (from $3.42 to $7.89). Will San Luis Obispo house moms in wide-brim hats flock to Paso Robles for this hipster spectacle? Plus, we check the KZFC.com poll where 80% have no clue who the Strays are. Tune in for laughs, concert economics, and a shoutout to Despicable Mike's sugar mama dreams! #RedClayStrays #MidStateFair #AmericanaMusic #ConcertVibes #WideBrimHats

Jeff and Jeremy dive into a fascinating study from Study Finds and GigaCalculator that breaks down concert ticket prices by cost per song, revealing the true value of your concert experience. Jeff, a self-proclaimed stats nerd, geeks out over the numbers, while Jeremy questions who even thinks to analyze concerts this way! They explore the study's high, middle, and low tiers, spotlighting artists like Teddy Swims ($4.75 per song), Ed Sheeran ($4.79 per song, the cheapest per minute!), and Lana Del Rey ($16 per song for a short 83-minute set). The hosts also debate the jaw-dropping per-show earnings of megastars like Oasis ($17.16M per show) and Lady Gaga ($8.2M), while Beyoncé and Charli XCX make the priciest per-song list. Things get local as they compare two California Mid-State Fair acts: Flo Rida ($5.58 per song for a 12-song set) versus 311 ($4.71 per song for a 21-song set), declaring 311 the better value. Tune in for a mix of music, math, and hilarious banter as Jeff offers to calculate your concert's cost-per-song this summer Hashtags: #ConcertTickets #MusicEconomics #GigaCalculator #StudyFinds #CaliforniaMidStateFair #FloRida #311 #TicketPrices

John Mulaney's bold case for inducting Weird Al Yankovic into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Mulaney credits Weird Al's parody “Smells Like Nirvana” for introducing him to Nirvana's iconic “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” sparking a debate about the parody legend's influence on music and culture. Jeff and Jeremy break down Weird Al's chart-topping success, sold-out tours, and undeniable impact, comparing him to this year's Hall of Fame inductees like The White Stripes, Soundgarden, Outkast, Cyndi Lauper, Joe Cocker, Chubby Checker, and Bad Company. Is Weird Al more deserving than some of these icons? Jeff and Jeremy weigh the pros and cons, reminiscing about Al's hilarious costume changes, radio fake-outs with hits like “Eat It,” and his unique ability to transform serious songs into comedic gold. Tune in for a fun, nostalgic discussion on whether the king of parody belongs in the Hall—and why Mulaney's Rolling Stone shoutout might just make it happen!

a roommate who stole a peanut butter-laced chocolate cake from his roommate's private fridge, only to land in the hospital with an allergic reaction—and then demand his roommate cover the medical bills! Jeff and Jeremy debate the audacity, share their own roommate horror stories, and question the logic of suing over stolen snacks. Things get “zesty” when they reminisce about college days with their “preppy” roommate Matt, leading to a laugh-out-loud recount of late-night Journey sing-alongs in a cul-de-sac, interrupted by cops. From cake theft to questionable roommate antics, this episode is packed with absurd stories and big laughs. #RoommateDrama #ZestyVibes #JourneyNights Length: ~16 minutes Topics: Reddit roommate drama, food theft, peanut allergies, college roommate stories, Journey sing-alongs #JeffAndJeremy #RoommateFails #ZestyMoments

A wild Reddit thread sparks a debate about boundaries and bizarre birthday gestures. When a woman discovers her friend tattooed her full first, middle, and last name on her wrist to "celebrate her birthday," Jeff and Jeremy unpack the awkwardness, red flags, and whether they'd stay friends with someone who pulled that stunt. The conversation takes a heartfelt turn as they explore the emotional weight of "in memoriam" car stickers, questioning their purpose and impact. With callers like Lindsay, a grief advocate, and a father honoring his late daughter, J+J gain new perspectives on grief, memory, and personal expression. From tattoos to car decals, this episode is a rollercoaster of humor, empathy, and real talk. #AITA #GriefTalk #TattooDrama Length: ~45 minutes Topics: Reddit AITA, tattoos, grief, car stickers, personal boundaries Call-in Guests: Lindsay (Grief Advocate), Anonymous Father Hashtags: #JeffAndJeremy #RedditAITA #GriefAndMemory #TattooDebate

$34.1 billion Americans are projected to spend on Mother's Day, from overpriced cards to last-minute Amazon fails. Jeff confesses to slacking on his mom's gift (blaming her hip surgery recovery), while Jeremy debates the merits of Trader Joe's $1 cards and sending his money to Elon instead. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they explore the concept of "self-care" for moms—and themselves—leading to Jeremy's bold plan for a solo cabin-in-the-woods retreat, despite Jeff's skepticism that he'd last 36 hours alone. The duo also gets wild with a story about a bear in Ohio devouring an entire beehive (10,000 to 50,000 bees!), sparking a debate about bear digestion and a new band name: Cartoon Bears Wipe. Finally, they dish on celebrity gossip, unpacking Shia LaBeouf's bizarre revelation about sleeping in Central Park during a feud with Alec Baldwin on a Broadway production. Is Shia a method-acting genius or just eccentric? And would he survive a weekend in Jeremy's cabin?

Jeff and Jeremy dive into a wild video circulating online of a bar fight at the serene Cambria Pines Lodge, where punches fly, hair gets pulled, and even a guy with a walker nearly joins the fray. The duo debates whether slow cider or valley tourists sparked the chaos, while questioning if any bar can turn into a dive bar with the right (or wrong) patrons. Things take a turn when a caller from Bakersfield, camping in Avila Beach, defends her city and raves about breathing "liberal air" on the Central Coast. From Kumbaya moments post-brawl to conservative air blowing through North County, this episode is packed with laughs, local gossip, and unexpected tangents. full scoop on fisticuffs, RV camping, and the great air debate!

#IncentivizingFamilies, tackling a plan to pay for kids to boost birth rates. Jeff suggests long-term payouts for married couples, doubling yearly, while Jeremy fears “bad babies” from quick checks. Caller John, a 64-year-old married 44 years, slams absent dads and pushes #Morals over money. AND #Yosemite's open campsites defy federal job freeze fears. Packed with #Comedy, and #SocialIssues

Adrian Peterson's DWI arrest after a Vikings party, joking he #ShouldHaveRan home instead of driving. The #NFLDraft steals the show as they cheer #Canes star Cam Ward, the #1 pick by the Titans. Jeff sparks debate: did Ward's Miami transfer clinch the top spot, or would he been able to accomplish that in #Pullman Town? Shaq's TNT bathroom emergency brings #LaughOutLoud chaos, leading to a porta-potty prank for the 7'1” legend—#BigGuyProblems at its finest! Listener texts via #805BeerTextLines shout out #LedZeppelin, #WhiteStripes, and #FishingWithVeterans, while Jeff's weatherman Dave Hovde impression nails the #SanLuisObispo #WeatherReport. Packed with #SportsComedy and #ClassicRock vibes.

Dive into the 2025 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction drama, sparking heated debates over Styx's shocking snub despite selling 50 million albums. Is the Hall favoring “irrelevant” acts like Oasis or Phish's cult-following jam band vibes over rock legends? Listeners flood the lines with spicy takes—Doug's ready to “duke it out” over Jeff's White Stripes vs. Led Zeppelin comparison, insisting Jack White's just a Robert Plant wannabe. Meanwhile, Mr. Rat Pack Can Dance schools Jeff on comma usage with a hilarious “Let's eat, Grandpa” jab, and Trump Hater Rhonda stirs the pot with a hypothetical: What if California, the world's fourth-largest economy, split from the U.S.? Jeremy crunches the numbers, proving the U.S. would still top China's economy, but listener Daniel reminds everyone of California's massive deficits. From Canada-for-California trade fantasies to nostalgic '80s California dreams, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and listener chaos. Catch the full madness and vote on the poll at KZOZ.com!

Jeff and Jeremy react to the bombshell announcement that KSBY meteorologist Dave Hovde is leaving television after 22 years! The guys dive into the emotional farewell from Dave's on-air moment with Richard Gearhart, speculating on whether he's headed to a public information officer role like many KSBY veterans before him or perhaps even a surprise gig at one of their sister radio stations (highly unlikely). With Vivian Rennie poised as a strong contender for Dave's evening weather spot, Jeff and Jeremy debate the future of KSBY's weather team and reminisce about the station's revolving door of talent. Caller Don from Los Osos chimes in with his take on potential replacements, sparking laughs and a trip down memory lane wild speculation, and a celebration of Dave's knack for making microclimates must-see TV.

Get ready for an inspiring episode of Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning as they chat with Andy Dibbern from Heroes on the Water! This incredible organization is making waves by taking veterans kayak fishing, offering them a chance to decompress and find peace on the water. Andy shares the story of their upcoming event on April 26, 2025, at Lopez Lake in Arroyo Grande—a memorial fishing day honoring Army veteran and smokejumper Ray Rubio. From XL kayaks to delicious tacos, hear how volunteers provide everything veterans need for a day of fishing, fun, and healing. Listener Kenny Smelt, aka "The Government is Cooking," raves about his first-time experience, proving anyone can join the adventure! Learn how this donor-supported program helps veterans tackle PTSD and traumatic brain injuries through the serenity of kayak fishing. Tune in for heartfelt stories, laughs, and a call to action to support or volunteer with Heroes on the Water. Let's cast a line for a great cause!

the world's first sperm race, set to take place at the Hollywood Palladium on April 25, 2025. With over 1,000 spectators, high-resolution cameras, and live-streamed commentary, this microscopic showdown is more than just a quirky event—it's a bold move to spark conversation about declining male fertility. The guys break down the concept, from the racetrack mimicking the reproductive system to betting on contestants based on their lifestyles (think stoner vs. kale-obsessed triathlete). Is this a scientific breakthrough or just a bizarre spectator sport? Tune in for laughs, debates, and a surprising take on how sperm racing might just educate the masses. Could this be a future Olympic event for Los Angeles 2028? You be the judge!

Dive into the surprising comeback of tramp stamps, exploring how Gen Z is trading tribal tattoos for watercolor designs. From Nickelback's unexpected cool factor to bell-bottoms making a return, the guys unpack what's hot again and why—they debate whale tails, low-rise jeans, and whether tramp stamps are a yay or nay. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and a poll question that'll spark your vote at KZOZ.com

A 911 Operator in Georgia is Caught ordering McDonalds while taking an emergency call. She was talking on two phones at once! McGriddles are good though,

Rory McIlroy's emotional Masters victory, debating his putter-tossing antics and green-damaging risks. They dive into why real men cry (or don't) over golf's Grand Slam glory. Plus, Trump's shockingly calm 62-beats-per-minute physical steals the show—how's he so chill amid global chaos? From tariffs to iPhone woes, this episode's a wild ride. #Masters2025 #RoryMcIlroy #TrumpHealth

Jeff and Jeremy dive into the unsung heroes of the Titanic's boiler room, shoveling coal to keep the lights on during disaster—hats off to those legends! Then, they tackle Tax Day woes, with 25% of Americans scrambling to file and dreams of a tax-free utopia. Plus, Gen Z's wild revival of flip phones and tramp stamps has them questioning if the early 2000s are back for good. From National Dolphin Day to a brother-in-law's regrettable tattoo, this episode is packed with laughs and head-scratchers. Tune in for the chaos!

A woman makes a claim that you never know who could be wearing PJ's, and say they could be doctor's or lawyers. Jeff Quickly shoots that down. Especially in the small town living of the Central Coast.

Buckle up for a wild ride on this episode of Jeff and Jeremy's Dumbass of the Day, brought to you by Davis Water Conditioning—your fix for water that doesn't taste like lake sludge! Today, we're diving into the jaw-dropping tale of Anime Martinez, a 45-year-old Utah woman who turned a routine traffic stop into a high-octane saga. Clocked at 120 mph, she led cops on a 45-minute chase, dodging spike strips like a pro—until one finally flattened her tires. Did she surrender? Nope! Instead, she called AAA for a roadside rescue while cops begged her to exit the car. In a twist straight out of a comedy flick, the police played along, posing as AAA to coax her out. Charged with reckless driving and failing to stop, Anime's story is peak dumbassery that'll have you laughing and shaking your head. Tune in as Jeff and Jeremy unpack this absurd caper, debate the cost of AAA, and wonder if those tires ever got fixed. Don't miss the chaos! Visit daviswaterconditioning.com for spot-free dishes and better-tasting water—because nobody wants to be a dumbass about H2O. #DumbassOfTheDay #AnimeMartinez #HighSpeedChase #AAAOops #SLOCountyLaughs

In this episode of Jeff and Jeremy Jeff discovers the EWG's website and all the not so great things they tell you about your tap water, that is if you live in SLO, Paso, Templeton, Oceano, or A-Town.

A DT from Florida is set to be the biggest player in NFL. But he's not only Fat, but he is Strong and a record holder, and Jeff argues that the team that snatches him up will have a cheat code if they play him correctly.

After somebody compares us to Dollar Store Mark and Brian, we go over the findings of DOGE and get very mad!!!!!!

Jeff provides an interesting angle that I'm sure has not been discussed at the Owners Meetings.

Frida's #BreastMilkIceCream! Jeff's got a hunch—could this quirky treat actually be a #Hit? With the baby brand dropping this sweet, nutty, nutrient-packed flavor in nine months to hype their new breast pump, we're asking: Is there really a market for it? #FridasFlavor might just tap into something big. Jeremy's on the case, pondering if curiosity alone—70% of women and 29% of men are intrigued, per the stats—could turn this into a #MarketSensation. From Reddit raves calling it “vanilla almond bliss” the #IceCreamDreams are wild. But will it stick, or melt away as a stunt? Join us for the scoop on whether Frida's #BreastMilkMagic is a hit in the making or a frosty flop.

a beats-and-banters-filled episode of Jeff and Jeremy as we unpack a million-dollar question: Was Jay-Z's master plan all along to claim the title of the greatest #SuperBowlPerformance ever? Jeff's got a theory that Hova's been scheming to outshine every halftime legend, but there's a catch—Apple keeps renewing his gig like a streaming subscription we can't cancel.

the hilarious realization that's been staring us in the face: those big-shot celebs dressing up and playing make-believe? They're just society's #CourtJesters! Jeff kicks things off with a hot take—Leonardo DiCaprio might just out-jest Corey Feldman in the grand game of Hollywood foolery. Who's got the better cape and bells? We're breaking it down. Then, we're rolling into the ring with #DrSquatch, who crowned Mike Tyson their ultimate #CourtJester—complete with a thcript tho thtuffed with “th's” it's practically a tongue-twister knockout. Was it genius marketing or a hilarious misstep? We've got thoughts (and lisps) aplenty. But hold up—our listeners aren't letting us off easy! They're calling out the #HypocrisyCard, pointing fingers and saying Jeff and Jeremy are just lower-paid #CourtJesters ourselves. Fair? Maybe. Funny? Definitely.

On this episode of the SLO County Real Estate Podcast, Team Sweasey sits down with Kim and Kassidy from Fidelity Home Warranty to tackle a big question: Do you need a home warranty? Real estate pros swear it can pump up your home's sale value—and if you're a homeowner, it's like a budget-friendly superhero for those pricey fixes. Appliances, water heaters, AC units—when they quit, a warranty's got your back. How old's your water heater? If it's creaking along, this might be your move. We're diving deep into the perks, the coverage, and even what's not included—the full scoop on why a home warranty could be your home's new best friend! Reach Kim at Fidelity Home Warranty at 805-294-2656 or Kassidy at 805-354-9229. Find out more about the services they offer at homewarranty.com Have your question featured on an episode of the SLO County Real Estate Podcast by texting it to 805-244-1170 or if you'd like to have a conversation with the team about your unique situation call Team Sweasey at 805-781-3750 and you can always email Hal at Hal@teamsweasey.com for any questions you might have about real estate CA DRE #01111911

Jeff and Jeremy dive into a greasy mess: a restaurant sabotaged by plumbers who botched a #greasetrap job, leaving the kitchen in #plumbingchaos! Was it revenge, incompetence, or a #greasyconspiracy? Jeff's skeptical, sniffing out plumber excuses, while Jeremy's hooked on the drama of this #restaurantnightmare. The guys explore how a bad grease trap can sink a business. A cautionary tale of why you need to be nice to your plumber.

A creepy tale from #Kansas: a family found a man hiding under their kids' bed—#nightmarefuel! Jeremy ties it to his wife's #closetdoor obsession (always closed, no exceptions), sparking a chat about quirky #homehabits. Jeff flexes his #dadexcuses, preaching why every #light and #TV must be off when you leave the room—#energybills don't mess around! From intruder shocks to household rules, the guys blend laughs, chills, and relatable rants in this wild #podcastepisode. #FamilyTales #HomeLife

Jeff skips out on Jury Duty but blames his Kids for not hearing the phone instructions. Dan Dow assures him he is going to have to make it right or Pay the Piper. Dan Dow also tells us about Crime Victims Rights month and how they are the unmentioned equation when it comes to Crime and they are likely the ones who lose the most.

Jeff's fed up with #YouTubeShorts and #TikTok #lifehacks, ranting that their #successrate is laughably low—why do people keep falling for them? Jeremy pushes back, sparking a heated debate on why these quick fixes still hook us. Things take a tasty turn as they pivot to #glutenfree soy sauce vs. the #highoctane stuff—does the fancy version hold up, or is it just #foodie hype? From viral flops to flavor battles, Jeff and Jeremy dish out laughs, skepticism, and a deep dive into why we chase #trends

Jeff and Jeremy go head-to-head over a #TikTok trend claiming #gaspump hacks can stretch your fuel budget. Jeff's calling BS—#skepticvibes—convinced it's all smoke and mirrors to game the #gasstation system. Meanwhile, Jeremy's all in, ready to test every trick for max #fuelvalue at his next fill-up. From pump timing to secret button combos, the guys debate if these #lifehacks hold up or if TikTok's just gassing us up. Tune in for laughs, fiery takes, and a showdown of #trustvsmyth in the wild world of #socialmediatips! #PodcastClash #GasTankTalk #TikTokTrends

#IvermectinTourism in #Arkansas, where the drug's new over-the-counter status is sparking buzz. Could this draw curious travelers seeking #medicalfreedom? A listener confesses to snagging #ivermectin from a farm supply for his dogs and himself—#dualpurposelife! The guys dig into the wild world of #OTCmeds, from parasite cures to pet care hacks. Plus, they unravel a head-scratcher: why is #Tylenol dosed by age, not weight, when #science says otherwise? Expect laughs, quirky tales, and a deep dive into #healthtrends shaking up the Natural State!

a juicy mix of #healthtrends and #celebdrama! Are #breastimplants officially passé? The guys debate why they're falling out of favor. Next, they dig into how #excessivesugar is wrecking your #heart—spoiler: it's not sweet news. #MariaShriver gets real about life with #ArnoldSchwarzenegger, and the fellas weigh in on her candid revelations. Plus, #Arkansas is shaking things up by making #ivermectin available over-the-counter for human use—bold move or #healthcare chaos? Tune in for hot takes, laughs, and a wild ride through today's headlines! #PodcastBuzz #SugarCrash

Mike has some Suggestions for Todd. Lacrisha give us an accurate history of why the HOA even exists.

Jeff and Jeremy tackle a wild tale of #HOA rebellion this week! One guy, fed up with his HOA's rule to keep #garbagecans in the garage (ew, the smell!), installed a massive #bathabitat to let bats swarm the neighborhood—legally untouchable thanks to federal protection. #SavageMove! This sparks a flood of listener #HOAnightmare stories, like Todd in Orcutt, who painted his house a bold new color only to be forced to repaint it back to the dull original shade. From petty power trips to epic retaliation, the guys dive into the chaos of #HOAlife, sharing laughs and disbelief. Is your HOA next? #PodcastLaughs #RevengeStories #BatsVsHOA

Deann and Jonathan arguably in our most evenly matched effort of the Season. You want to play text "Baseball" to 805-543-3693

Which Central Coast cities would be considered the healthiest? What is a crazier time, Downtown SLO retreat? or Farmers Market conference? And what do Reagan, Taylor Lewan an DMX all have in common?

We're cracking up over Trey Lance's #NFLFumble as he proves even the mighty can trip over their cleats and land in the #CFL Warren Buffet tossing a million bucks like it's pocket lint in round one #BuffetBaller, and Ice T going from gangsta rap to gangsta nap, softening up faster than a popsicle in July #IceTMeltDown. Join us for a hilarious take on how these big shots keep their reps from totally tanking! #ReputationRumble #PodcastLaughs

the guys can't stop laughing at our #DumbassOfTheDay: a Florida woman who risked it all for a measly $1.50 in an armed robbery gone wrong. Was it worth it? Spoiler: Nope! Tune in as Jeff and Jeremy break down this #EpicFail, roast her life choices, and wonder what's next—robbing a lemonade stand? #FloridaWoman strikes again with this #LowBudgetHeist.

Listen ALL the way through to find out what 11% of Americans still use.

A teacher caught peeing in a can during class, allegedly exposing himself to students! #TeacherTrouble has us reeling—how did this even happen? Surprisingly a lot of listeners are running to his defense, so Jeremy decided to play a game of Pee or Not To Pee. #ClassroomChaos meets #TeacherAccountability in this wild tale—

A Man in Orlando decides to swallow his stolen booty but clear did not think about the possible damage it could do to HIS Booty! #Diamond Heist

"This week on Jeff & Jeremy, we're diving into a viral shocker: an Uber driver filmed by his passenger, seemingly telling a cop he doesn't have a license! #UberMystery has us hooked—how did this guy even become a driver? And those #UberRatings? They're the real MVPs, deciding who stays behind the wheel. Buckle up for laughs, wild theories, and the lowdown on this unlicensed chaos!"

A kangaroo's hopping loose in South Carolina, and we're asking: is this a normal thing down there? #KangarooCapture has us scratching our heads. In the #PalmettoState kangaroos and monkeys are just part of the playlist.

it's #WholeGrainSamplingDay, and we're diving headfirst into the crunchy, nutty world of whole grains to give this underdog holiday the #Publicity it deserves! But hold up—what is Whole Grain Sampling Day? We've got no clue, so we're tapping our trusty sidekick #Grok to break it down for us. Spoiler: it's more than just granola.

The guys take a wild trip back to an era of airline travel only a global pandemic could deliver! Jeff pines for the days Duct Tape passengers —#COVIDPerks—while Jeremy argues it was all a ploy to make us love airplane food #PandemicPropaganda. Was it the golden age of flying or just a fever dream with masks?

The guys spiral into chaos over the wildest tangents yet! Jeff's baffled, admitting he has no clue who Jason Momoa is—#MomoaMystery—while Jeremy confuses Aquaman with Avatar (#AquamanAvatarMixup). Things get heated when Selena Gomez's voice enters the chat—could it be the most grating sound ever?—and Jeff declares pancakes are trash compared to waffles (#WaffleSupremacy). Expect unhinged rants, and a debate so absurd it'll leave you questioning their sanity.