Three friends, Alex, Alan, and Jordan, talk about a car each episode that is interesting or unique in some way. Not always in good ways though! We keep it on the junky end of the spectrum.
Send us a textMovie reviews and investment tips from the Barn Full Of Fairmonts. The subject of tonight's conversation is weird and cool...Jordan's brandFacebookInstagram
Send us a textWe start out talking about naps and car chase movies. It goes down hill from there.FacebookInstagram
Send us a textAlex shows off his mastery of geometry. A warning to our listeners: This episode does acknowledge and/or suggest that there may be a negative stereotype of Corvette owners.FacebookInstagram
Send us a textA discussion of the vehicle born of 40% innovation. Jordan calls Alan a dorky hipster and he can't be bothered to argue.FacebookInstagram
Nissan Plane vs. Subaru Helicopter vs. Mitsubishi Blimp. The one where Alan acknowledges he doesn't have enough money yet to buy respect.FacebookInstagram
Old man rants. Alan objectifies back humps.FacebookInstagram
The opposite of a concise conversation about a particular vehicle. We learn about the concept "No Drama, no good"FacebookInstagram
And so it has come to this... Another episode where we persevere through technical difficulties. FacebookInstagram
BDR Update: Bad Decisions make for great storiesFacebookInstagram
Alex wants to be a baby boomer and Alan uses a Gene Autry song as a metaphor for death. We finally start to embrace our podcast famousity.FacebookInstagram
Brought to you by: multimeters. Link to the song we talked about during this episode: https://youtu.be/E4Gr5lIdykE?si=BwD2WyIyO6cS3zYUFacebookInstagram
Electronics repair and practice kidsFacebookInstagram
Jordan calls Alan a nerd. Alan takes exception for a millisecond. FacebookInstagram
Hell cars and the lugnut cabal.FacebookInstagram
We invent our own spec class for road shenanigans.FacebookInstagram
We are, evidently, huge proponents of minivans. You heard it here first...20 years ago. Bronies were involved.FacebookInstagram
A perfectly normal episode with NO deviations from our typical format, whatsoever. FacebookInstagram
Sarcastic commuter car advice, moose design criteria, Cast iron toddlers, and we revisit the tow capacity of a Chevette. Contains references to "Futurama," "Parks and Recreation" and "New Girl."FacebookInstagram
Aerosol EyeClean product development, Cars build from chamoises, Low Bar Cars, monogrammed lab coats, brother-in-law meet-cutes, and music videos. Contains references to "Austin Powers," "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy," and "The Simpsons." Here's a link to the Top Gear Jensen Interceptor segment we mentioned. Here's a randomly-selected link to some British Sporting Trials on youtube: Here's the fantastic "Pump The Brakes" video that is mandatory viewing for all cheesebags! FacebookInstagram
Beer that sounds like it's for kids, Gas Station Cuisine, and great, terrible car movies. Contains references to "The Simpsons," "Futurama," and "Parks and Recreation"FacebookInstagram
The one where we spend more time than you'd expect discussing bank robberies and a car that can be outrun by a Hyundai Sonata.FacebookInstagram
Barncasting from the Meantree Rust and Manure Generation Facility we talk about recycling catalytic converters, Iron Dukes, conflicting information on the internet, and more!FacebookInstagram
Podcasting from the past, we represent ourselves in court while having a manic episode.FacebookInstagram
Shasta, anyone?! We just make it up as we go and don't think anyone is going to care to correct us if we're wrong. Link to video referenced in episode: Watch after to avoid spoilersFacebookInstagram
Hotels in TN, boat engines, Turbochargers and churros! We don't talk about the HMMWV Contains references to "Wayne's World".FacebookInstagram
Hood Scoops, Engine squarity, aerodynamics, and formal rooflines.FacebookInstagram
An academic study of the effect of appetite suppressants on vehicle seating capacities and the influence of the Irish in the evolution of the automatic transmission. Also, suspension information that is blatantly wrong. FacebookInstagram
Is it a model, a trim level, or an appearance package? Jordan will set us straight, technically.FacebookInstagram
Three of the most straight-laced automotive dorks you know talk at length about the cost of bail at the end of a hypothetical bad decision rally.FacebookInstagram
Our cheesebag Council Co-host Alan gives valuable legal advice and, once again, doxes our friend and listener. Contains references from "The Simpsons," "Futurama," and "WaterWorld."FacebookInstagram
We play Ford Engine Conversational Pinball before eventually exploring a weird, old vehicle. Contains references from "The Simpsons" and "Futurama."FacebookInstagram
Broadcasting from Cheesebag County. Weird on weird with a dash of project updates from the Junk Connoisseurs.FacebookInstagram
Flamable clothing, polarizing automotive styles, and strange automotive bedfellows.We are on the Facebooks (Junk Connoisseurs) and Instagrams (junkconsr) now!junkconisr@gmail.com
We talk about dumb stuff we've done in past and explore some of the dumb (and cool) stuff done in the past by automakers while discussing our subject vehicle. THEN we bench build a fantastic car to troll purists. Here's the video about external combustion that Alex mentions in the episode: https://youtu.be/VhT3MN2JXu8?si=9YwkOpL4j62oKDE3
Before you criticize the content of this episode, please take into consideration that we cut 10 full minutes of conversation about bad Nick Cage movies before publishing. We give the Buick Reatta way more air time than it deserves. Everyone please message Alan to remind him he's 679 miles from Atlanta, GA. Contains several obscure references to "Futurama."
Parts bin engineering, things that aren't an AMC Matador, and poorly-installed aftermarket sunroofs.Hit us up at junkconisr@gmail.com!
Our subject for this episode has no place on a poster adorning a kid's wall. But we have fun imagining the poster...and the kid.Hit us up at junkconisr@gmail.com or Jonk Connoisseurs on Facebook.
We demonstrate ADHD in podcast form. Alan is baited into a classic Chrysler rant...but not about how they did it right. "Shut Up And Give Me More Leather!" --Lee Iacoca, probably. Contains references to "Idiocracy" and "Talledega Nights."Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on the Book of Faces at facebook.com/junkconisr/
We talk about being "scareoused." Contains references to "If I Had a Million Dollars" by the Bare Naked Ladies and "Futurama" Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on the Book of Faces at facebook.com/junkconisr/
Like most great podcast episodes, we start out by opening and eating candy on mic. Eventually we also talk about automotive topics (among others). Contains references to "Joe Dirt" and Futurama (Because always Futurama). Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on the Book of Faces at facebook.com/junkconisr/
We discuss pranks in the shop and 3 million cars. Contains references to "Office Space" Email us junkconisr@gmail.com if you want to tell us one of your automotive (or not) stories. Or tell us why Alan is wrong this time. Either way.
A departure from our usual format. Alan picks on our pronunciation for an hour or so while we decide what exotic/super car was the worst. Also Alex can't be bothered. Contains References to "Futurama"
LREs in Flanderwood and compounding trifectas. No Iron Dukes were harmed during the recording of this episode.
We talk about Jordan's Adventure to Florida. Contains Futurama references that just won't go away! Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com. Or send us cat pictures (like actual cats, get your mind out of the gutter)! We are game for either.
Your favorite TV critics talk about cars over a beer in front of a mic.Contains references to “Ghostbusters II,” “Arrested Development,” “The Simpsons,” “Futurama,” and “The Fast and The Furious.”Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com. You can also send us amazon gift cards there too. We are game for either.
Why did Ford have so many v8 engines?!Gigaturd is catching on. Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com
We talk about bonehead automotive injuries and Alan teaches us the definition of entrapment
Is dirigible a body style? Does anybody actually read podcast episode descriptions? Let us know at junkconisr@gmail.com
Contains references to Super Troopers.Email us junkconisr@gmail.com
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