Kings of the North

The KOTN Crew has a huge announcement about the future of the show. Da Polish Sausage, who is innocent, joins to help hang banners, compete in Four Down Territory, and Predict the first 4 weeks of the season.

After yet another disappointing playoff appearance by the Vikings Rhob, Beefcake, and a very drunk Professor are joined by Cupcake the Witch who lends her insight on protective hexes, tantric sex, and hockey to the podcast. After that we take our mind off of how awful our football teams are by playing KOTN Price is Right and we read some mean insults from our enemy, Gary the Plunger.

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A stumble for the Lions, false hope for the Packers, and more luck for the Vikings. Also, New Years Resolutions

The KOTN gang is back to discuss did the Vikings comeback or did the Colts choke, is everyone afraid of the Lions, and should anyone care about the Packers? The Bears suck. Also, we hand out Christmas gifts and plot an attack on Bjorn.

The gang is joined this week by old friends from season 1, Line of Scrimmage Lauren and Muffed Punt Melissa, the hosts of the highly successful (but on hiatus) podcast, Presidents and Asshole! They joined us at Frenchman's Pub, where Professor may have caught COVID, to watch Vikings vs Lions with us and they swung by the studio afterward to share their thoughts and expertise with us. You do NOT want to miss this one! (there are a few audio issues, suck it up)

Are the Pack back? Are the Lions the team of the future? Are the Bears smart to tank? When will we ever know if the Vikings are any good? All this, and us comparing football personalities to fictional characters.

KOTN boys are back at it again, discussing the hot button issues such as gravy, lucky wins, is Creed nu metal, and kicking. After that we go In The Hunt for the first time of the year where we speculate on Aaron Rodgers favorite conspiracy theories

After missing a week due to Bjorn interference, the gang is back with Chad from Oshkosh to discuss two zany weeks of NFC North action and break down the gangs trip to Lambeau Field. You'll want to listen all the way to the end of this one so you can hear an exclusive interview with a very special Shawno VFW patron

The Lions send Beefcake and the Packers reeling, Justin Fields is better than Michael Vick, and the Vikings overcome the Washington Referees. Due to the Vikings' customary midseason collapse we also discuss all of our favorite examples of things that started off really well but ended horribly.

KOTN has a new guest, a professional bookie named Quentin. With his help we talk XFL re-revival, trade deadline, all the games, and we even have time to discuss some interesting Over/Unders. You DO NOT want to miss this one!

The Packers are losing and Beefcake is losing it. With the times getting desperate, what measures will he turn to in order to turn his team's season around?

Pain! Panic! Reporting for duty!

All three of us are being stalked by Bjorn Bjornson. We are afraid of what he might do to us. If something happens to us, please tell the police it was him. We talk about a three loss NFC North week and our favorite British things.

Kicking, kicking, kicking! A week full of dramatic kicking action in the NFL leaves the KOTN guys wondering....what are the best kicks of all time? You do NOT want to miss this one!

A zany week of NFC North Football leads the gang to discuss whether or not the Bears are real (they're not), tension between Rhob and Professor over a controversial NFC North Showdown, and Beefcake being ungrateful for his HOF QB. After that we talk about all the things we hate, which ruffles many feathers. Don't skip this one!

We're back, and we have a very special guest, a friend from beyond the grave! Together we hype up the ultra-competitive NFC North before speculating about the many personal Superbowls across the NFL. Also, a review from Gary the Plunger.

The only thing hotter than the NFC North action this week hot sauce that Beefcake, Professor, and Rhob subject themselves to when they sit on the hot seat!

The Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Rhob are back to kickoff their 6th season of Kings of the North! We pick up where we left off with Beefcake making excuses for Rodgers being a chode, Professor Pigskin putting blind faith into a supposedly improved offensive line, and Rhob waxing poetic about the insane ramblings of Dan Campbell.

The KOTN Crew managed to escape from the clutches of Bjorn Bjornson and his cult organization, BJRN. Now, on the run, they have abandoned the war room and set up a new mobile command center where they can safely produce new content without fear of Bjorn finding them and exacting his revenge. The new studio has some cobwebs to work out so our first segment, all about the NFL Draft, got cut short, however we still have a brand new segment, Mailbag, and a small preview at the upcoming NFL schedule to tide you over as we set up our new operation. KOTN is back, baby!

The KOTN crew gathers for what they expect to be a typical end-of-season episode: Superbowl thoughts, things to look forward to in the offseason, fart jokes. But former NFL and e-Sports insider Bjorn Bjornson comes into the War Room with an opportunity that will shake the KOTN-verse to its core!

An hour of Beefcake therapy and us reminiscing on our favorite moments from the last NFL season

Chaos episode! We are back with Kirk Cousins Cousin, Kurt Cousins, who gives us insight into the controversial figure. Our recording is also hacked by Ponders Daddy and Chad from Oshkosh, resulting in a wacky and chaotic episode full of family.

Beefcake is smug. Rhob is snarky. Professor oscillates between acceptance and rage. We all try to find new hobbies for the Professor to do on his Sunday's. We get way too excited about the Sean Payton Netflix movie. All this and more, on this weeks KOTN!

The usual KOTN gang discusses another week of NFC North football, makes New Years Resolutions, and give a HUGE update on Beefcakes Nugget journey due to the inspiration of Joey from Joey's World Tour.

This week in the NFC North everyone but the Bears won. It's enough to make Da Polish Sausage roll over in his shallow, watery grave. Chad from Oshkosh joins us to play NFL Price is Right, featuring some of the zaniest items yet! Then, as we wrap up, we get some amazing words of encouragement for Beefcake as he tries to ramp up the intensity of his Nugget Challenge from the legendary eater himself, Joey from Joey's World Tour!

While we are all still in mourning over Da Polish Sausages death, the healing process has begun due to a new friend of the podcast, Da Italian Sausage, who joins us in studio for his first ever episode! We talk about all the big games, Beefcakes trip to the Thorpedo, and play Kings of the North Jeopardy!

KOTN is pure chaos. A hotbed of emotions. Detroit beat Minnesota in a dramatic fashion. Beefcake is going strong in the nugget challenge. We are recording this episode DURING the Vikings dramatic victory over Pittsburgh. We rank our favorite holidays. And we received very very very difficult news about Da Polish Sausage. Get ready for the full emotional rollercoaster for this episode, folks, we cover it all.

The gang is back in studio to talk all things NFC North: The Lions v Bears Thanksgiving slugfest, Greenbay tiptoeing ahead of their NFC competitors, and the Vikings heartbreaking loss in a San Fransisco suburb. The gang then takes a quick break from football to discuss their favorite video game genres.

After an unexpected bye week KOTN is back to discuss the Vikings huge win over Greenbay, Rodgers loving cops, The Lions big tie, the Bears sucking, beer, big burgers, video game rivalries, and all accompanied by zany Lord of the Rings soundclips. KOTN is back, baby!

This week we debut the new segment everyone has been clamoring for - Kings of the North Investigates! We take a deep dive into the Aaron Rodgers situation to uncover what is REALLY going on with his spiral into madness. Also, some football talk. We had some tough sound recording issues this week, please excuse the poor audio quality

The gang is joined by KOTN Patreon backer, Chad from Oshkosh, who debuts our new intro song! We talk about the zany Vikings and Packers games this week before rolling out the KOTN Midseason Awards! With awards such as 'Most Disingenious' and 'Best Businessman' up for grabs it is sure to be a night you will never forget!

The gang is back to discuss the rowdy week in the NFC North, Rhob gives some very exciting previews of what his patreon has to offer, and the gang discusses their favorite spooky and Halloween themed movies.

The gang is joined this week by loyal Patreon subscriber, Da Polish Sausage, to discuss all things NFC North including his Bears heartbreaking loss to Green Bay and the refs, Professors continued delusion, and Rhobs Honolulu Blues. They also play a new game, 'Wide Left', which is just as horrible as it sounds.

The gang is joined by their first zany guest of the year, beloved Patreon subscriber Purple Moses, who helps us break down the insane slate of NFC North games that happened last week. He then brings in his own supersecret segment, one of the many perks available to Patreon subscribers like him. We don't want to spoil the surprise, but it does involve pointing out everything wrong with the Professor in an attempt to get him to change his ways so we know you will NOT want to miss it!

Another week of KOTN. With our good friend Purple Moses lost in the deserts of the southern suburbs the KOTN crew is forced to go it alone. WIthout any commandments, they break down this week's games, play doctor to cure the various NFC North ills, and read a new review (4.5 stars) and welcome a new Patreon subscriber!

The gang is back this week to discuss big wins for the Vikings and Packers, a devastating Doing in Big D, and The Bears still sucking. Then, in honor of the referees cowardly performance on Sunday Night Football, we do a Four Down Territory of our favorite candy.

Another episode with your core three hosts, talking about the crazy NFC North antics. But, honestly, we can skip talking about the episode, we all know you just want to listen to hear how Professor reacts to more Viking kicker woes.

Losers! All four NFC North Teams lost. Rhob, Professor and Beefcake lick their wounds, sell hope for their teams, and talk over the best ways to mentally recover after a devastating loss. This episode also features a new intro song, courtesy of Chad from Oshkosh! As a Patreon subscriber at the $5 a month level this was his reward and all of KOTN Nation gets to benefit. Thank you for your investment, Chad!

The boys discuss the best and worst-case scenarios for their teams (and completely ignore the Bears), get into some over and under predictions (how many chords does Rodgers know on guitar?) and share details on their exciting new Patreon page!

Kings of the North is back! We are joined by Da Polish Sausage to take a quick sneak peak at all the big training camp stories, which is mostly the shitty antics or Rodgers the Diva and Kirk the Unvaccinated Moron. But it's not all bad news, we also play NFC North Price is Right and preview the soon-to-be-launched KOTN Patreon!

Stop me if you've heard this one before. A dominant NFC North Team (not the Lions) loses a heartbreaking game due to coaching incompetence and lackluster performance from their stars. We try to get Beefcake and Chad from Oshkosh out of their deep state of sadness by playing NFC North Price is Right!

With the Packers in the NFC Championship game Rhob and Professor Pigskin are doing their best to keep a confident Beefcake from exploding all over the pod. At least the gang can all bond over the god damn Saints choking in the playoffs once again. Shout out to Chief Wiggum for the fire opener!

We've got the Jeopardy fever, hope you've got it too. Just pour out some bubbly, now it's all you gotta do. It's Christmas for NFC North fans, the KOTN Awards. Pop up some popcorn, welcome aboard! Who's gonna win, who's gonna lose? We got the Jeopardy fever, hope you got it too!

With two NFC North teams knocked out and two advancing to the playoffs, the KOTN crew revisits the highs, lows, and creamy centers of the regular season before discussing the best debuts of all time, in honor of Justin Jeffersons amazing year.

With the NFL Season coming to a close, the KOTN Gang starts putting aside the troubles in their personal lives and starts getting serious about what really matters - hatred. From the Saints, Packers, Vikings, Bears, and histories greatest rivalries, this week is full of all the hatred you can handle!

There is something fishy going on in the NFL, and America, and KOTN is digging deep to find you THE TRUTH!

Professor Pigskin is broken and vows to get revenge against the NFL. Beefcake is euphoric over his Kings of the North Packers. Ponders Daddy is back to add fuel to the fire. All this, and our favorite pizza toppings!

Beefcake, Rhob, and the Professor celebrate the certain demise of the hated bears by discussing a big and bold new direction for KOTN

Purple Moses joins the game to discuss all the week 12 action and to preview the Vikings 5 game march to the promised land!

This week the gang is joined by Fair Weather Fanboy who has turned his back on the NFC North and is embracing the NFC West. We do our best to get as thankful as possible, but with all our teams losing it turns to bitterness and bickering very quickly, channeling the true spirit of Thanksgiving!