Life In Neutral with Lee Syatt and Johnny Roque

This week I talk about someone farting at me, my week of open mics, and what it feels like to be on stage.

I had a conversation with someone close to me that made me realize something is missing from my life. I talk about what led up to this talk and the decision I made.

I'm back! On this week's episode I talk about my niece, what being introverted means to me, and changes I want to make in my life.

This week on What Was I Thinking I react to a text sent in by a listener. After years of no contact T received a text from her ex boyfriend who owes her $1200. It is one of the best things I have ever read. Send yours to WWITpod@gmail.com

In this week's episode I discuss how I lost 150 pounds and my hopes for the future. This episode is brought to you by: Manscaped - Get 20% off plus free shipping at Manscaped.com and use code SYATT

What happens when you work at an illegal dispensary with a meth head and he tries some shady stuff? You kick him in the face...twice. Find out what he did, by listening to this episode. Submit your story to WWITpod@gmail.com

This week's story is about what happens when you take LSD and end up breaking your mother's arm... This podcast is brought to you by: Ritual - get 10% off your first three months of Multivitamins by visiting https://ritual.com/SYATT

This story comes from lifelong friends, who at 16, drank eleven Johnny Walker's and absinthe until they puked all over the bar, including on the manager. Submit your story to WWITpod@gmail.com This podcast is brought to you by: Ritual - get 10% off your first three months of Multivitamins by visiting https://ritual.com/SYATT

Steve Simeone is a comedian and one of my best friends in the world. Check out his new special, "Ice Cream for Breakfast" on DrybarTV+. Go to DryBarComedy.com and use code STEVESIMEONE for a free week. Even if the promo code doesn't work, you will still get a free week. This is a great talk with my amazing friend.  Don't forget, send in your stories to WWITpod@gmail.com

I want your stories! Too many edibles? Dating a psychopath? Moved thousands of miles away on a whim? I want to hear about it! Send your stories to WWITpod@gmail.com! Text, audio and video welcome!

This week I talk about why communism isn't such a bad idea, why sunroof's are useless, and my four-year-old bully.

This week I have a quick talk about Mother's Day and why you're killing it at life!

This week I talk about my vacation in Florida, my first (and hopefully last) time testing positive for Covid, and my weekend in New Jersey with Joey and his family. This podcast is brought to you by: Ritual - Go to Ritual.com/SYATT for 10% off of your first 3 months!

This week I talk about my weekend of holidays. I celebrated Passover with my family and then celebrated my first ever Easter. I discuss the story of Passover, why Easter is better, and how mean kids can be.

I love casinos. The rush I get while gambling is only comparable to stand up comedy. I love the rush, the camaraderie, and most importantly the hope associated with gambling. I tell some of my gambling stories and give out some of the tips that I have learned.

This week I talk about my first time chaperoning a sleep over, seeing Ryan Sickler, and why I love going to comedy clubs.

This week I talk about my first time being with Joey Diaz and Steve Simeone in almost 2 years. I talk about how we met, what the weekend meant to me, and most importantly...what food we ate. This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped - Get 20% off plus free shipping with code SYATT

After 14+ months and 146 pounds lost, I am struggling to maintain my weight loss. I feel like the last 2 months has been up and down and it has been very frustrating. I know a lot of people go through struggles like this, and I wanted to talk about it. I have gone through this before and gained it all back...and I can't let that happen again. This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off and free shipping

This week I talk about a mix of everything. Do you even read these things? If so, I love you. If not, I love you too.... I had fun and got some thoughts out of the old matzoh ball. This podcast is brought to you by: Freeze Pipe - Go to TheFreezePipe.com and use code LEE to save 10%! Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com/syatt for 20% off and FREE shipping!

This week I talk about why I hate making important decisions, how hard it is to know what choice to make, and how that impacts happiness.

This week I talk about the lesson I learned from Ms. Pat's Netflix special, a 4 year old hating my face, and my perma-sweater. This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped: Get 20% off plus FREE shipping using code SYATT at www.manscaped.com

Lee and his girlfriend sit down to talk about their recent trip to Philadelphia and what restaurant has the cheese steak and pizza that was worth the 6 hour drive. This episode is brought to you by: Freeze Pipe - Go to thefreezepipe.com and use code LEE for 10% off of your first order. Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off and FREE shipping.

This week I answer the following questions: 1. How much farting is too much? and 2. Why are four year olds so mean? I also present my retirement speech. This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off plus FREE shipping.

The only way to describe this week's episode is by saying there's no way to describe it. I had a hell of a weekend, I have thoughts on periods, and my demands to Apple and Tim Cook.  Go to Leesyattconsulting.com for all of your podcast consulting needs. 

It is time to live the way WE want to live. People are going to be upset no matter what we do, so we might as well do what we want. All i care about is that I can look myself in the mirror and stand by how I act. My new podcast consultation website: www.leesyattconsulting.com This podcast is brought to you by: Fum - Go to breathefum.com/LEE and use code LEE at checkout to save an additional 10% off your entire order. Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com/SYATT for 20% off and FREE shipping

My second quarantine in a row and the weird rules I live my life by. This podcast is brought to you by: Fum - Go to breathefum.com/LEE and use code LEE at checkout to save an additional 10% off your entire order.

This week on the podcast I talk about my Encanto power, being a close contact, and who told me I have a great pair of man boobs. Plus, a final regular season message to Tom Brady. This podcast is brought to you by: Fum - Go to breathefum.com/LEE and use code LEE at checkout to save an additional 10% off your entire order. Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off plus free shipping

You know that vacation I was so excited about? It turned out to be the vacation from hell. It started with broken ac, losing power, and thumb prints in my sandwich...and only got worse from there. Luckily, there were positives that came from all of that misery. This podcast is brought to you by: Freeze Pipe - Go to www.thefreezepipe.com and use code LEE for 10% off. Manscaped - Go to www.manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off plus free shipping.

This week I talk about my excitement for my first Christmas, the end of 2021, and a trip to the E.R. last week. This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off plus FREE shipping.

This week on What Was I Thinking I talk about an embarrassing encounter in a bar, drinking for seven hours, and why I don't like gifts for adults. USPS Operation Santa: https://about.usps.com/holidaynews/operation-santa.htm This podcast is brought to you by: Freeze Pipe - Go to thefreezepipe.com and use code LEE for 10% off of your first order. Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off and FREE shipping.

This week I talk about my how my new job is going, going to the movies for the first time since Covid started and how I feel about change. This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off and FREE shipping

On this week's What Was I Thinking I talk about Thanksgiving, arguing with three year olds, and why I considered more than just money when looking for a job. This podcast is brought to you by: Freeze Pipe - Go to thefreezepipe.com and use code LEE for 10% off of your first order. Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off and FREE shipping.

On this week's episode I talk about my new job, what it means to me, and how I am starting this new chapter of my life with something Ive never done before.  This podcast is brought to you by:  Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off plus FREE shipping. 

In this episode of What Was I Thinking we talk about my "retirement" show, being in LA for the first time in over a year, and why I do comedy selfishly. This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off and FREE shipping!

On this week's episode I talk about my decision to "retire" from stand up comedy, how I am feeling and the difference between happiness and contentment. My retirement show is Saturday November 13th at 10:30pm at North Hollywood Fourth Wall. Tickets are $5 and available here: https://guts.events/g01fkz/ewrzmi

This week I talk about all of the things that are scams and what going to a funeral recently taught me about how I live my life. Love you all!

This week on the What Was I Thinking podcast I give you a peak into my crazy brain. I tell you why I hate dermatologists, why AirBNB stinks and why the people who run activities for kids are terrible people. This podcast is brought to you by: Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order! Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off with free shipping. #ad

I have struggled with caring too much about what people think. Ive always wanted to make everyone else happy, even if it hurts me. I have always wanted to change that about myself and am inspired by Dave Chappelle's newest special to really try to not care. This podcast is brought to you by: Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order!

This week I talk about surprising my 98 year old Aunt on her birthday, what staying with my dad has been like, and why I avoid confrontation at all costs. Enjoy! Lee This podcast is brought to you by: Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order! Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off with free shipping. #ad

Thank you so much for one year of What Was I Thinking! This week I am thrilled to have Vilma Selage as my guest. Vilma is a Marine who served in Afghanistan. We talk about boot camp, working through what she went through in Afghanistan, and much more. Vilma is also currently going to school to be a sign language interpreter and is one of the nicest people I know. Check out her podcast, "Life of a Veteran" anywhere you listen to or watch podcasts. Links below: Video: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpUmnrihY_tt1wpsj50fFwA Audio: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-of-a-veteran/id1571538133 This podcast is brought to you by: Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order!  

Sorry for the delayed episode, I was sick last week and just got back to the office. This is a quick episode for me to say hi and chat about sick days and just goof off a little bit. Back to the regularly scheduled programming next week.  Love you all, Lee This podcast is brought to you by: Better Help - Go to www.betterhelp.com/Lee and use code Lee for 10% off your first month Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off with free shipping. #ad  

I try to be a nice person as much as I can, but I have tons of faults. On this episode I talk about how I have committed the 7 deadly sins and what my thoughts on each one are. This podcast is brought to you by: My Bookie - Go to www.mybookie.ag and use promo code LEE to instantly double your first deposit

It is very easy to get negative about the world and the people in it. I tend to have a problem with always thinking the worst case scenario is going to happen. Author W. Clement Stone described himself as inverse paranoid. Meaning instead of believing, like me, that the world was out to get him, he thought that the world was out to help him. In the spirit of that I decided to tell you about 2 groups of people and one individual who helped me when they didn't need to and made my life better. I hope you enjoy it. This podcast is brought to you by: My Bookie - Go to www.mybookie.ag and use promo code LEE to instantly double your first deposit Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order! Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off with free shipping. #ad

This podcast has a little bit of everything. I talk about the Jewish New year, why some things are better alone, and why we should live our lives more like kids. This podcast is brought to you by: My Bookie - Go to www.mybookie.ag and use promo code LEE to instantly double your first deposit Better Help - Go to www.betterhelp.com/Lee and use code Lee for 10% off your first month

Life doesn't always go to plan. Anyone can be grateful for the good times. In this episode I talk about things that I am grateful for that I never expected to be. This podcast is brought to you by: Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order! Freeze Pipe - Go to www.thefreezepipe.com and use code LEE for 10% off of your first order.   

I react to the final episode of The Church of What's Happening Now podcast a year after it aired. I react to what I said and thought at the time and what I would tell myself back then if I knew how the last year would unfold. I also give the backstory of the infamous Pauly Shore episode. Watch the full podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPvHo4xaugs&t=1284s

Lucas Hirl is a comedian and co - host of the What's the Odds podcast. I met Lucas at The Comedy Store but got really close to him doing shows with Steve Simeone in Phoenix. While we were there he told me he used to produce video games and I couldn't wait to hear more. He produced games like Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim, Halo and more! This podcast is brought to you by: Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off with free shipping. #ad Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order!

Brody Stevens was a comedian, actor and podcaster. Brody was one of the nicest people I met in Los Angeles and was always someone I was happy to see. Brody was important to and loved by many comedians and comedy fans around the world. Two people who loved Brody, Tommy Godlove and Mauricio Alvarado worked with the city of Los Angeles to honor Brody's memory. There is the Brody Stevens memorial bench in Reseda, CA and as of 8/18/21 August 18th is officially Brody Stevens Day in Los Angeles. I give my thoughts on Brody and his day. The clip from the beginning of the video is from episode #488 of The Church of What's Happening Now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V08PnGbKbU4

Every time I have a show an audience member will always talk to me after and tell me how they're too afraid to try stand up and my advice is always the same. Try an open mic! They are intimidating at first but literal crazy and homeless people do open mics. That is why I am doing this week's podcast. I wanted to tell you about the best and worst nights of my stand up career to show that it's never as bad as you think it's going to be. I end the episode with the story of my favorite laugh of all time. This podcast is brought to you by: Better Help - Go to www.betterhelp.com/Lee and use code Lee for 10% off your first month Sheath Underwear - Go to www.sheathunderwear.com and use code SYATT for 20% off of your first order!

In 9 years working with Joey Diaz we made 800+ podcasts, 2 cd's, a documentary and a web series. That all started on July 29, 2011 in Joey's apartment. The video I react to today was the announcement video for the Mad Flavor's World web series. The original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbHzTwNcDik

Mental health is "in" right now. The problem is it means something different to everyone. In this episode of the What Was I Thinking podcast I outline what mental health means to me. How it affects me in my daily life, how I used to feel and how I am feeling now. It's not the funniest episode, but I truly hope you like it. Lee This podcast is brought to you by: Better Help - Go to www.betterhelp.com/Lee and use code Lee for 10% off your first month Dive Bar Nutrition - Go to www.divebarnutrition.com and use code LEE for 25% off of every order! Manscaped - Go to Manscaped.com and use code SYATT for 20% off with free shipping. #ad