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The Best Way to Start Your Week! We are Payton and Dalton and we are here in an attempt to make the start of every week better for you. We started this journey because we wanted to give people an escape from all the serious and bad things we have to think

No Kings Podcast

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    Ep 137. Roasting Our Followers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2023 64:48


    Today we decided to select random followers on our Instagram account and guess their names and what they do. Enjoy :)-If you were one of the people we used we are sorry lol, don't take it seriously.-TOPICS: - The Deadlifting Debate - Roasting Followers - Live Streaming Yourself Twerking? - Taking Poops on Camera - NPC - and More!Support the show

    Ep 135. Boner During Prostate Exam?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 67:27


    PODCAST UPDATES! Updates about Daltons situation, Matthew, and more.-TOPICS: - Dalton Updates - New Segment - Guess Who - Top 10 Worst Times To Get A Boner - Scenarios - Having Kids Knowing You Will Die? - and More!-SUPPORT US ON PATREON!Support the show

    Ep 133. Scenarios 26

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2023 65:03


    We finally got the dap on the first try!-TOPICS: - Childhood Dodgeball Game - Putting Your Mom In Prison To Save Your Spouse? - $100,000 to Fall Asleep INSTANTLY - Mr Beast Challenge Scenario - and More!Support the show

    Ep 131. RIZZGPT 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 62:52


    Who has better RIZZ? You tell us who had the better Rizz on this episode where we visit RIZZGPT.com once again to spit some game at AI and see if we can get lucky.-TOPICS: - Butchered Intro - RIZZGPT - Super Mario - Iron Man - Payton's Alter Ego Juan Pablo - Letting Your Future Self Have Seggz With Your Wife? - Catching Your Best Friend W/ His Fingers In His A** - and More!-IF YOU'D LIKE TO SUPPORT US AND KEEP THIS PODCAST GOING PLEASE HEAD OVER TO "Patreon.com/nokingspod" AND GET EXCLUSIVE EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!!!Support the show

    Ep 129. This Episode Got Heated

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2023 73:33


    Our Most Heated Episode? Our Most Funny Episode? OUR BEST EPISODE??? Possibly, but that's for you to decide!-TOPICS: - The Peanut Butter Joke - Katootsie! - Virgin Matthew - Weapon of Choice - COMIC BOOKS - Arguments - and Much Much More!!!-We truly think this is one of our funniest and best episodes of all time. We had a great time recording this and we hope you all enjoy!Support the show

    Ep 127. Scenarios 25 "The Craziest Scenario Ever!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2023 67:58


    This is the wildest scenario we have ever thought of and talked about on the show! Let us know what you think!-TOPICS: - Hilarious Game of Katootsie - Trapped in the Restroom w/ Wasps Scenario - THE CRAZIEST SCENARIO - Wife Fakes Her Death Scenario - and More!-DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR PATREON!! SUPPORT THE SHOW AND GET EXCLUSIVE EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY! THANK YOU!-https://www.patreon.com/NokingspodSupport the show

    Ep 125. RIZZGPT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2023 70:24


    TOPICS: - RIZZGPT on Shrek, Spongebob, & More - Patreon Member Question - Curing Kids w/ Cancer VS Bringing back the dead??? - and More! Support the show

    Ep 123. WE GOT ENGAGED!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 57:03


    Meet my Fiancé Elly!-TOPICS: - Introducing Elly - Engagement Talk/Proposal - Relationship Questions - Urinal Quiz - Scenario of the Day - Wavelength Game - And More!Support the show

    Ep 121. BIG NEWS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2023 46:27


    BIG NEWS!-TOPICS: - First Solo Episode - Dalton Updates - Answering Questions - The Future of the No Kings Podcast - Plans - Big News - and More!Support the show

    Ep 119. The S*X Journal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2023 50:21


    SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/Nokingspod-TOPICS: - Payton Gets Diagnosed With SCAGS - Try Not To Laugh Dad Jokes - Controversial Opinions - Scenario - Random Skills Draft - and More! Support the show

    Ep 117. The Most Satisfying Feeling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2023 63:29


    Payton gets jury duty!?-SUPPORT US ON PATREON! : https://www.patreon.com/Nokingspod-TOPICS: - Jury Duty - Guess The Celebrity Game - Truth Serum - Most Satisfying Feelings Draft - Higher or Lower Game - and More!-Thank You and Enjoy!Support the show

    Ep 115. SPIDEY-BOYS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 47:58


    TOPICS: - Wanting To Quit My Job - Dalton Going To Colorado - Movies - Wavelength Game - Super Powers Draft - Spiderman Game - Stinky Feet - and More! Support the show

    Ep 113. He's Into Legos Now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 60:12


    SUPPORT US ON PATREON! : https://www.patreon.com/NokingspodTOPICS: - Payton Gets Summoned For Jury Duty - Payton's New Addiction To Legos - 3 Flaws We See in Ourselves - 3 Good Things We See in Ourselves - Wavelength Game - UFC Fighter? - Rock Paper Scissors Champ? - and More!Support the show

    Ep 111. Scenarios 23

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2023 43:34


    Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEDNESDAY on Patreon!Join Patreon!: https://www.patreon.com/Nokingspod-Yo! We are back with another Scenarios Episode! These are some of the best scenarios we have had in a while! ENJOY!Topics: - Our First Ever Spelling Bee - Green Flags In Women DRAFT - SCENARIOS!!! - and More!-Our Links: https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 109. Dalton Gets A Nose Ring

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2023 65:00


    SUPPORT US ON PATREON! : https://www.patreon.com/Nokingspod-Donate/Support The Show Here: https://cash.app/$NoKingsPodcast-Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 The Best MCU Movie!?-TOPICS: - Dalton Colorado Stories - New Donation Button - YouTube Videos Coming - What Does That Word Mean? - GOTG3 Review - Top 5 MCU Movies - MCU CHaracter Draft - and More!-OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 107. Skinny Girls VS Thicc Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2023 45:31


    Support us on PATREON! : https://www.patreon.com/Nokingspod-Donate to the Podcast/Support the Show!: https://cash.app/$NoKingsPodcast-TOPICS: - Try Not To Laugh Dad Jokes - Things Girls Like Their Guy To Do But Don't Ask For - Scenario of the day - Controversial Opinions - Guess The Statistic - and More!-Our Links: https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 105. Venustraphobia

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2023 47:58


    SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/Nokingspod-"The Fear Of Beautiful Women" We Hope You Enjoy!-TOPICS: - Guess The Definition - Reaction to: Coat of Arms "Shapes" - Scenario - Guess The Statistic - Things You'd Love If Your GF Wore Every Day DRAFT - Dalton Getting A Nose Ring!? - and More!-Our Links: https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 103. Feminine Traits in Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2023 56:02


    TOPICS: - Payton's Recent Poops - Stubbing Toes - Scenario - Guess What Sporking Means? - Traits in Men That are Feminine  DRAFT - Competitive Water Drinking - STORY TIME - and More!Support the show

    Ep 101. Billy Chungus Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 60:00


    TOPICS: - The Wild Advnetures of Billy Chungus Pt2 - Self Reflectiong Questions - Worst Things That are Blue Draft - TMNT - Scenario - Payton's Pet Peeve - and More!SUPPORT US ON PATREON!: "Patreon.com/nokingspod"THANK YOU!Support the show

    Ep 99. The Wild Adventures of Billy Chungus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 65:45


    We got a brand new segment called "Story Time" Let us know what you guys think about it!TOPICS: - Ep 100 Announcement - New Segment "STORY TIME" - Greatest TV Show Duos DRAFT - Which Would You Rather Be Good At? - and More!Support the show

    Ep 97. Depressed and Undressed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 45:51


    TOPICS: - Girlfriend Shoutout - Roman Atwood - Emo Strip Club - Things Good Enough To Eat By The Spoonfull - Scenario of the Day - Audience Question - and More!BECOME A PATREON MEMBER! : https://www.patreon.com/NokingspodSupport the show

    Ep 95. Scenarios 22 "Russian Roulette"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 60:54


    MORE GREAT SCENARIOS! Make sure to check out our Patreon to support the podcast and get extra episodes EVERY WEDNESDAY!TOPICS: - Disneyland - Payton's Embarrassing Watch Story - Scenarios - Russian Roulette - Food Cold VS Hot - and More!Support the show

    Ep 93. 1 Year Of The No Kings Podcast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2023 47:28


    It has officially been 1 entire year since we started this podcast!!! We can't thank you guys enough for all of the continued suppport! 1 year, 93 Episodes, Haven't Missed a Single Week, LET'S GOOO! We have so many plans for year 2 of the No Kings Podcast and we can't wait to show you guys! The next year is going to be bigger and better! Thank you to all of the OG listeners/followers/patreon members/etc. that have been here since our first year! We love you guys!TOPICS: 1 Year Anniversary Talk - How We Started - Why We Started - Scenario of the Day - Who Would Win in a Fight? - and More!ENJOY! and THANK YOU AGAIN!Support the show

    Ep 91. This Episode WILL Make You Lose Brain Cells

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 48:08


    TOPICS: - Best Gum? - Our friends watch our podcast? - Reading Hate Comments - KISSING DADS - Worst Things That Start With "C" Draft - Scenario of the Day - and More!Support the show

    Ep 89. Why Women Get Away With Cheating

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 66:17


    TOPICS: - NEW SETUP! - Tongkat Ali Updates - Scenario of the day - Q&A - Do Men Or Women Cheat More? - Tattoos - How Long We Plan To Do The Podcast For - Worst Male Names Draft - and More! Support the show

    Ep 87. Scenarios 21 "Your Mom Called"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2023 57:10


    TOPICS: - The most embarassing thing that's ever happened to you - Scenarios - He's Adopted? - The Hunger Games - Virtual Reality - and more! ENJOY!Support the show

    Ep 85. Mr Beast Donated $100K To Our Podcast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2023 59:50


    TOPICS: - Fan Question - Tips For Starting a Podcast or Business - Tongkat Ali and Raising Testosterone and Libido - Guilty Confessions - Who Would Win In A Fight? - and More! We had a lot of fun with this one and we hope you guys enjoy it! SUPPORT THE PODCAST BY JOINING OUR PATREON!Support the show

    Ep 83. Matthew Is Leaving The Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2023 46:39


    No this is not 100% Clickbait. We will have further details next Sunday but for now this is what we know about matthews situation. More details coming next week! TOPICS: - Matthew Leaving - Podcast Updates - NF New Album - Movie Review "Knock At The Cabin" - Scenario of The Day - And More!Support the show

    Ep 81. Scenarios 20 "Mystery Business"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 67:51


    We Guarantee that you will laugh in this episode! TOPICS: - Discord is Open! - Personal Thank You To All Of You - Try Not To Laugh Singing Edition - Misery Business - Bad Romance - Scenarios - J*rking Off Old Men - and More! ENJOY THIS CRAZY EPISODE!Support the show

    Ep 79. The Worlds Biggest Flex

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 54:59


    TOPICS: - Things People Make Fun Of But Shouldn't - Scenario - Biggest Flexes Draft - Death Row Last Meal - and More! BECOME A PATREON MEMBER AND SUPPORT THE SHOW!!! THANK YOU!Support the show

    Ep 77. Who's The Better Wingman?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 74:03


    Guys we have a good episode for you today! Also, a long one so you know it's packed with laughs and good conversation. If you like what you hear or laugh at any point in this episode and you'd like to support us you can do that on our Patreon! We would love to see you over there! TOPICS: - DM's - Try Not To Laugh Dad Joke Edition Pt2 - Show Review (The Last Of Us) - RDR2 - Scenarios - Best Things That Start With "G" Draft - and More! ENJOY!Support the show

    Ep 75. Kiss Camp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 59:34


    LOTS OF STORIES IN THIS EPISODE!! Today we talk about Payton and Dalton's traumatic experience at kiss camp. TOPICS: - The Best Girlfriend On Planet Earth - Fun Fact - Sleepover Stories - The Sugar Smuggler Story - Am I The Asshole? - and More! Hope yall enjoy this story packed episode!!!Support the show

    Ep 73. Bizarre or Perfectly Normal?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 44:22


    TOPICS: - Payton's First YouTube Video - New Segment! - 4 Bar Battle - Alternate Cuss Word Draft - and More! In our newest segment "Bizarre or Perfectly Normal?" you get to find out the weird things that the guys find bizarre and the things they find perfectly normal. Enjoy!Support the show

    Ep 71. Scenarios 18 "Welcome To Pen island"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2023 59:04


    We got a BANGER episode for you all today! Please Enjoy! TOPICS: - GIVEAWAY - Payton's New YouTube Channel - 4 Bar Battle - Payton's Pet Peeve - Scenarios - Kids Shows DRAFT - and More! This episode is jam packed with good segments and many laughs! Please consider joining our Patreon for an extra episode EVERY WEEK! LINK: https://www.patreon.com/NokingspodSupport the show

    Ep 69. We Might End The Podcast...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2023 48:36


    HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2023 is here and so are we! Starting off the new year on the best episode number of all time (Episode 69) so you know it's going to be a great year. We have a lot planned for this year now that we are no longer complete podcast noobies. So please stick around and we promise we will not dissapoint this year! TOPICS: - MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCES - WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO? - OUR PLANS FOR THE PODCAST AND OTHER CONTENT IN 2023 - AND MORE! ENJOY!!!Support the show

    Ep 67. Scenarios 17 (Christmas Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2022 59:00


    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!! We hope everyone has an amazing day and we hope this episode can help with that! TOPICS: Scenarios - Presents - Children - Santa - and More! WE LOVE YOU!- https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 65. We are DEFINITELY on the Naughty List for these Jokes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 45:25


    TOPICS: - Christmas Jokes - All Things Christmas Draft - Favorite Gifts - Who's Most Likely To? - and More! This is our first of 3 Christmas themed episodes to celebrate the best time of the year! Next Sunday's Episode will be Scenarios 17! A perfect episode for Christmas Day! Support the show

    Ep 63. The Yes Queens Podcast (Scenario Guys)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2022 65:53


    Got a solid episode for y'all today! Topics: - Reading off Follower Sent In Anonymous Roasts - How Scenarios Started - Why Scenarios Is Such A Main Part Of Our Podcast - Then We Actually Do A Couple Scenarios!! - and More! This was a super fun episode and we hope you all enjoy it!Support the show

    Ep 61. Scenarios 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 53:23


    TOPICS: - Cancer vs Heart disease - The Most Important Question Ever - Losing all your memories?? - and much more! If you'd like to support us you can do so on Patreon! We would love you forever! Links: https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 59. He Wipes His D*ck After He Pees?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 54:11


    TOPICS: - Arcade Game Draft - Unpopular Things - Things You've Never Told Your Significant Other - SH*T Stains in the Sheets - and More! Links: https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 57. Explicit Content

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 62:45


    TOPICS: - Are We Gonna Start Talking Politics? - Spongebob Character Draft -Waking up Early and Motivational Speakers - Matthews Explicit Childhood Stories and Trauma - and More!! Bangin episode for y'all! Make sure to support us on Patreon!! We Love You!Support the show

    Ep 55. Scenarios 14 "Welcome to Sex Ed"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022 50:18


    Got a solid scenarios episode for you guys! Packed with a lot of truly difficult and personality telling decisions. Let us know what you guys would do in these scenarios and make sure to sign up for our Patreon to get an extra episode EVERY WEDNESDAY! Exclusive to our Patreon members! Topics: - Freezing Time - Cheating Moms - Winning Money - Losing a Fight to your Son? - and Much Much More!! LOVE Y'ALL! Support the show

    Ep 53. 20 Bucks is 20 Bucks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 57:44


    Dalton and Matthew are selling their bodies??? Another good one for you guys this week! TOPICS: - Listening to podcasts in the gym - Villain Draft - Things that made women lose respect for men - First time gym goer - Kiss/Marry/Kill - and More!Support us on Patreon!! Link: https://www.patreon.com/NokingspodSupport the show

    Ep 51. Scenarios 13 (Halloween Themed)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2022 44:16


    https://linktr.ee/NoKings-Welcome back homies this week we have Halloween Themed Scenarios! Everyones favorite series as always but this time with a scary theme. Hope y'all enjoy and make sure to check out the Patreon for an extra episode every week! Topics: - Spooky Scenarios - Jigsaw - Murdered Mid Poop? - The Purge - Halloween - and More!-https://linktr.ee/NoKingsSupport the show

    Ep 49. D*ck Drop The Friendly Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 66:00


    Support us on Patreon!! Link: https://linktr.ee/NoKings  - Topics: - Halloween Jokes - Scary Stories - Biggest Fears - Drowning Story - and More! Support the show

    Ep 47. We Want To Quit...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 48:38


    Another Sunday Another Episode! We hope y'all enjoy! This is the first episode of us on vacation recording at a cabin! The very first time we are recording somewhere other than our original spot. Make sure to check out the video on YouTube for the amazing background and view we have for this episode!TOPICS: Emo Singing - Am I The A**hole? - Cartoon Draft - 2 Truths 1 Lie - and More!Support the show

    Ep 45. Scenarios 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 47:35


    Another Banger Scenarios Episode! Tons of Laughs, Good conversation, Answering questions, Debating, and all the usual Shenanigans. If you'd like to support us head over to our Patreon and not only can you help us do what we love but you can also get yourself an extra episode every week! You can find the link in our IG or TikTok bio and its 100% FREE for $4.50!!! Support the show

    Ep 43. Overrated Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 55:08


    Today Payton Dalton and Matthew Take a deep dive into the things that they believe are either underrated or overrated. Let us know what you guys agree on and what you don't! Topics: Overrated Things - Underrated Things - Rap Music - Shower S*x - Spreading Positivity - and More! Support the show

    Ep 41. Am Eye The A**Whole?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2022 54:06


    Topics: Am I The A**hole? - Cereal 3's Game - Audience Questions - Wild Facts - and More! PLEASE head over to Patreon and sign up for FREE for $4.50 and get yourself an extra episode every week! As well as bonus videos, behind the scenes, exclusive content, etc. Support the show

    Ep 39. His GF is a Little Slag

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 60:28


    Topics: Cheating - Movies - Show recommendation - Apple TV - Video Game Draft - Audience Question - UFC - and more! BECOME A PATREON MEMBER FOR EXTRA EPISODES EVERY WEEK!Support the show

    Ep 37. LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE OR ELSE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 66:46


    Topics: Theories - Crazy Facts - Myths - FAST FOOD DRAFT - What's Something You Do That You Hate When Others Do It? - Audience Question. Lots of laughs and good conversation in this one! We hope you guys enjoy! If you like what you hear you can get yourself an extra episode EVERY Wednesday by joining our Patreon for the very low price of $4.50! THANK YOU! HERE ARE ALL OF OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/NoKings

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