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Each episode your horrible co-hosts give a unique, over the top review of a MOVIE & a TV SERIES! As well as sharing POINTLESS FACTS and LIFE HACKS on a variety of topics, your bound to enjoy your life more! Also, find out their OSD's (Obsessive Song Disorders)! Don't forget about classic MOVIE QUOTES, can you guess them quickly and correctly?! Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!

Alex Carter


    • May 24, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 21 EPISODES


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    Top 50 Favourite Films - [50] Funny Games (2007)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 28:13


    Welcome to our NEW mini episodes of our Top 50 Favourite Films of all time! Leyonie & Alex have carefully selected their top 25 and will take turns in each alternating episode to talk about why their film belongs on their list! Enjoy fun trivia, mistakes, quotes & impressions about each film! We start the mini series with No. 50 which is Alex's favourite, 'Funny Games'. Like, share, follow, comment & subscribe for more pointlessness! Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless! Instagram/TikTok/Youtube/Facebook/Buzzsprout/Beacons/Patreon: pastpresentandpointless Movie: Funny Games Year: 2007 Whose List: Alex Rating: 9/10

    20. The Cinema, Bob's Cheese & Pointless Powers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 81:47


    Do you want to play a game? Your horrible hosts sure do! Well, gullible listeners, you have reached the exciting conclusion of the podcast season 2 finale! It's been a joyous ride, filled with rude words, pointless facts, extreme life hacks, funky music recommendations & tasteful film and TV reviews! But the fun won't stop there, as Season 3 will feature some new segments as well as classic sections to keep everyone entertained! Also we launch our new mini episodes weekly of our Top 50 favourite films of all time! 25 each from Alex & Leyonie! During this episode, your horrible hosts fall into a trap of tricks & twists as they review their 1st outing to the Cinema since the re-opening, alongside watching 'Spiral: From the Book of Saw'! Netflix returns it's anthology CGI photo-realism series for Vol. 2 of 'Love, Death + Robots'! Leyonie provides some very useful & handy life hacks to save you time in the kitchen! As well as some underrated pointless facts, all related to our fond love of Horror films! Our new 'Pointless OSDs' playlist streaming on Spotify makes room for some fresh tunes! All crude things must come to an end, we phase out the (only recently renamed) Crude Corner with some utterly disgusting words & phrases!* Stay tuned for more updates on social media & follow us & like & share & subscribe for more pointlessness! Instagram/TikTok/YouTube/Facebook/Buzzsprout/Beacons/Patreon: pastpresentandpointless Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless! Movie: Spiral: From the Book of Saw - Cinemas - OUT NOW TV: Love, Death + Robots Vol. 2 - Netflix - STREAMING NOW Life Hacks: Kitchen/Cooking Facts: Horror Films Crude Corner: Roger's Profanisaurus 'The Magna Farta' *not to be taken seriously

    19. Interactive Animal Collars, Sugar Power & Underwater Festivals

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 52:35


    Before you start the episode this week, we would like to thank all our listeners so far, old & new! It means the world to us for your continued support!Please make sure to recommend us to your family and friends & hit those like, share and follow buttons on social media;Instagram/Facebook/TikTok: @pastpresentandpointlessBe sure to stick around until the end of the episode for some hilarious bloopers that had us laughing our faces off when listening back to it!Within this penultimate episode of season 2 of the podcast, your horrible hosts give a K.O. review of 'Mortal Kombat'!We also share our thoughts on the animated alien series on Disney+ known as 'Solar Opposites'!Leyonie shares some random life hacks and some of the best pointless facts we've ever had on the podcast!Alex gives you even MORE adrenaline fueled OSD rock songs for your daily commute or workout!Lastly, in old Victorian-style English, your hosts laugh their way through some new rude words & phrases!Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of Season 2 of Past, Present & Pointless!Hosts: Alex Carter & Leyonie ChambersMovie: Mortal Kombat (2021) - Microsoft storeTV: Solar Opposites (2021) - s2 e1-5 - Disney+Life Hacks: RandomFacts: SummerMusic: 'Pointless OSD's' playlist - SpotifyRude Words: Roger's Profanisaurus 'The Magna Farta'

    18. Muscles, Shields & The Internet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 77:19


    SPOILER HEAVY episode right here, folks!Your horrible hosts pack a punch with their review of the new movie, 'Nobody'!As well as the final 2 game-changing episodes of Disney & Marvel's 'The Falcon and the Winter Soldier'!The life hacks this week will help you gain inner strength!The pointless facts are all about the world wide web!A compilation of underrated songs recommended to blow your speakers!Lastly, don't forget about the rude words and phrases that are kindly supplied in posh Victorian form!Make sure to like, save, tag, comment, share, follow & subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!PS. Stick around at the end of each recent episode for bloopers!Instagram/TikTok/Facebook/Buzzsprout: pastpresentandpointlessHosts: Alex Carter & Leyonie ChambersMovie: Nobody (2021) - Microsoft storeTV: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier ep. 5&6 (2021) - Disney+Life Hacks: FitnessFacts: The InternetMusic: 'Pointless OSD's' playlist - SpotifyRude Words: Roger's Profanisaurus; The Magna Farta

    17. Marmite, Super Soldier Serum & The Human Brain

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 49:07


    If you were offered the serum...would you take it?That's just one of the variety of questions your horrible hosts ask each other and delve into in this week's episode of Past, Present & Pointless!From Marmite and hot dogs to brain cells and spinal cords, these life hacks and pointless facts keep getting weirder by the week!A mixed movie review of Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley's latest feature turns our heads upside down, as thoughts are heard.The 4th episode of Disney and Marvel's latest spectacle is sure to be a blockbuster pain ride!As always the recommended OSD's (Obsessive Song Disorder's) need more punks to bang their heads to!Lastly, don't forget those rude words and phrases are filled with wrong and tasteful anecdotes!Be sure to like, save, tag, share, follow, comment & subscribe for more pointlessness!Check us out on TikTok where we post highlights of the podcast and short fun movie reviews for all the film fans out there!Enjoy the episode and tell your friends how pointlessly funny 2 horrible hosts are!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Hosts: Alex Carter & Leyonie ChambersMovie: Chaos Walking (2021) - Microsoft storeTV: The Falcon and The Winter Soldier ep. 4 (2021 - Disney+)Music: 'Pointless OSD's' playlist - SpotifyRude Words: Rogers Profanisaurus; The Magna Farta

    16. Fingerprints, Supervillains & MP3 Players

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 50:53


    Hello once again, fellow travellers!Ye have come far and wide...wait. This isn't my autobiography!This is SPARTA!!Nope. Still wrong.This is Episode 16 of Past, Present & Pointless!There we go! Welcome one and all to a brand new episode that will be sure to make you clench and tighten your nerd muscles!Spoilers are spread. Tales are told. Are you ready for blood and mystery? We are!The movie review this week leaves your hosts in an UNHAPPY mood!The TV series gets theories thrown at it from all angles!The life hacks will make you want to try your own at home (risk-free).The music OSD's (Obsessive Song Disorder's) are sure to go out with a (head)bang!The pointless facts are always here to push and pull you in and out of despair!The rude words and phrases just keep getting filthier!Enjoy!Please leave some comments, like, share, save, tag, follow & subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Horrible Hosts: Alex Carter & Leyonie ChambersMovie: Happily (2021) - Microsoft storeTV: The Falcon & The Winter Soldier ep. 3 (2021) - Disney+Music: 'Pointless OSD's' playlist - SpotifyRude Words: Roger's Profanisaurus; The Magna Farta

    15. Food, Revenge & Granny Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 56:48


    Classic episode of misdirection for ya!Your horrible co-hosts review an outstandingly good film about revenge and deceit!Spin into a world of comedy and action in Marvel's new TV series' episode review!Delve into some extreme indulgent life hacks for you and your friends and family!Be offended by the underrated rude words and phrases segment! (Not to be taken seriously).As always, the pointless facts are sure to make you feel more stupid!Lastly, take the the stage with this week's recommended punk rock songs!Thank you all for listening!Be safe and make sure you comment, follow, like, save, tag & subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Movie: Promising Young Woman (2020/21)TV: The Falcon & The Winter Soldier ep. 2 (2021) - Disney+Music: Available on all major streaming platformsRude Words: Roger's Profanisaurus: The Magna Farta

    14. Emo, Vacuuming & Superheroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 59:01


    You have returned, I see!For another astonishingly disruptive episode of Past, Present & Pointless!You caved in, didn't you?!Well, for your gracious return, immerse yourself in this week's episode on your drive to or from work, or whilst you're cleaning, or studying or working from home. Or simply if you literally have NOTHING left to do!Hear your horrible hosts explore the intricacies of 'Stay Out of the F*cking Attic'.Explore some well-thought out cleaning life hacks.Enjoy the first episode SPOILER HEAVY review of Marvel's 'The Falcon and The Winter Soldier'.Abandon all hope with a weekly dose of pointless facts!We have more hard rock, emo punk songs for you to feast your ears upon!Last but not least, please don't be offended at our rude words and phrases as they are just a bit dirty explicit fun!As always, please like, share, comment, save, tag, follow & subscribe! Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Horrible hosts: Alex Carter & Leyonie ChambersMovie: Stay Out of the F*cking Attic (2021) - ShudderTV: The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) - Disney+Music: Available on all major streaming platformsRude Words: Viz's Profanisaurus - The Magna Farta

    13. Smartphones, Nicknames & The Multiverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 45:38


    Listen to this week's episode like never before! Through an alternate dimension, reality and timeline!Just kidding, we can't do that. It's the same pointless ramblings of 2 horrible hosts.Get on board with Alex & Leyonie this week as they review the final episode of WandaVision. SPOILER WARNING!This week's hidden horror gem is sure to get the hairs on your back standing up, with the review of 'Son' (2021).Jump on top of the life hacks for your smartphone as your hosts try one whilst recording!Ride along with the extremely pointless facts all about words we use, don't use and should be using!Climb aboard for the naughty, explicit rude words section that are sure to offend! (In no way do we mean to offend anybody).Rock 'n roll with a change of pace as we each list our Top 5 Songs of the week! Give your speakers a workout!As always, thank you for listening. Please leave feedback where you can. Share with your friends and family. Comment and tag us in anything movie, life hack & music related. Stay safe and subscribe for more pointlessness!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Hosts: Alex Carter & Leyonie ChambersMovie: Son (2021)TV series: WandaVision s1e9 (Disney+)

    12. Scarlett Witch, Alexis & Demon Rhubarb

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 65:23


    WandaVision spoilers ahead! Alex tries out an alternative name! And we learn some gross facts about rhubarb!One word to describe this episode... Blegh!This is how Leyonie reviews Monster Hunter in the Movie segment!This is how Alex reviews his OSD (Obsessive Song Disorder) album of the week!This is how Leyonie reacts to the rude words section!This is how Alex reacts to some life hacks and pointless af facts!Hope you enjoy! We know we did! Haha!Please like, share, follow & subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Movie Reviewed: Monster Hunter (2020)TV Series reviewed: WandaVision s1e9 (Disney+)Music: Struggle (album) - Outline in Colour / Beyond Repair - We Were Sharks

    11. Nicolas Cage, Pineapple Juice & WandaVision

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 39:35


    Welcome back to Season 2!Fresh off the podcasting boat with more tips, tricks & traps!Leyonie tries her best impressions of Nicolas Cage, Elmo & Mario!Alex delivers some intriguing yet pointless music-based facts!Also, new segment for you all, 'Rude Words'. Spoiler, they're vile!Check out the extended video version of this episode on YouTube soon!Please like, share, follow & subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Movie reviewed: Willy's Wonderland (2021)TV Series: WandaVision (S1E1-6 - Disney+ 2021)Music: Therefore I Am - Rain Paris (2020)

    10. Edible Christmas Trees, Giant Snowmen & A Pig's Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 55:00


    HO! HO! HO! Happy Holidays, my festive followers!This special Christmas episode is bound to keep you jolly and bright through the cold winter weeks and fill your stockings with laughter and more!Join your holly-ble hosts Leyonie and Alex as they throw snowballs of facts and hacks right in your faces!Find out the best Christmas movies recommended by yours truly! Where do these festive favorites sit on your list? Good or bad?Check it twice as to not miss out some classic Christmas movie quotes and fun songs to rock out to!Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!Fingers crossed 2021 won't be a giant lump of coal this time..Stay safe and thanks for listening!Please like, share, follow & subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Movies reviewed: Happiest Season (2020) & The Christmas Chronicles 1&2 (2018&2020 - Netflix)Classic Christmas Movies reviewed: Listen and find out!Music: See previous point!

    9. Pringles, Bulletproof Skin & Peanut Butter Diamonds

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 56:25


    Jam-packed episode, coming at ya!Get your entertained socks on, so we can knock 'em straight off again!This week's episode features more classic movie quotes (delivered in character-impression form)!Delve into 3 movies with your horrible co-hosts as they give some of their lowest ever ratings for a film review, so far!Hear what Leyonie has to say about some intriguing life-altering hacks!Listen to Alex's exotic impressions of a hormone monster!Find out some utterly useless facts about dragonflies and more!As always, stay safe and thanks for listening!Please like, share, follow & subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present & Pointless!Movies Reviewed: Greenland (2020), Boss Level (2020) & Freaky (2020)TV Series: Big Mouth S4 (2020 - Netflix)Music: Boys of Fall - Distance (Album 2020)

    8. Baby Yoda, Hand Dryers & Larry

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 42:00


    In this enticing episode, Alex pulls off some down right audacious impressions from South Park, Family Guy and Winnie the Pooh!Leyonie is (not) blown away from the utterly useless facts shared!The fandom is strong with the review of The Mandalorian!Learn some hella-hefty hacks about batteries, hand dryers and car tyres!See if you can guess the classic movie quotes before your co-horrible-host, Leyonie, guesses them correctly in record time!Stay safe, like, share, follow & subscribe!Much love, Past, Present & Pointless!Movies reviewed: Come Play (2020), Run (2020) & The Dark and the Wicked (2020)TV Series: The Mandalorian (2020 - Disney+)Music: Boys of Fall - Distance (2020 Album)

    7. Teenagers, Darth Vader & Play Hard

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 28:36


    Howdy!Join your co-host, Alex as he welcomes his first official Gullible Guest, Kieren, on to the first (not-that-mini) mini episode of Past, Present & Pointless!It's just like a normal episode, but shortened for our more than helpful hot seat guests!Listen to the boys talk aimlessly about outrageous comedy movies such as Step Brothers and Superbad and how (even more) inappropriate they would be if released in modern times.Laugh out loud as the duo have a close call impression-off. Who is the better Darth Vader?Find out what Kieren likes more in his life, Coke or Pepsi? Our new 'Quick Fire' round if sure to be a fun one for listeners!Thank you for listening as always, we look forward to more mini episodes as well as normal episode with both your horrible hosts. But for now, stay safe, like, follow, share and subscribe!Here's to the Past, Present and Pointless!Movies reviewed: Step Brothers (2008), Superbad (2007) and This Is The End (2013)

    6. Graves, Black Cats & Stingy Jack

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 47:58


    Happy Halloween, my foolish followers. Join Leyonie and Alex on all Hallows' Eve for a spectacularly spooky Halloween episode of Past, Present & Pointless!Learn where the expression 'Jack 'O Lantern' originates from!Find out why people think black cats are unlucky!Understand how Irish Halloween really is!Along the dark path, your hosts share some horrible haunting hacks that will surely make your head spin!During the pumpkin season, hear some frightening freaky facts that you wish you didn't know!Before it gets too scary, try to guess some maniac movie quotes and terrifyingly trickerous impressions from your horrible hosts!Don't forget to stay safe and enjoy and always wear a mask!Happy Halloween, my pointless ghouls!Movies reviewed: Love and Monsters (2020) and Spontaneous (2020)TV reviewed: The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020 - Netflix)

    5. Shoes, Tom Holland & Microwaveable Rocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 59:14


    With my new co-host, Leyonie Chambers, we chat all things random, like exploding rocks in a microwave to stuffing wet paper into your new shoes to make them bigger!Sharing hairy hacks and interesting movie points, this has to be the most whacky episode yet!Movie: #Alive (2020 - Netflix), The Devil All the Time (2020 - Netflix)TV Series: Ratched (S1 Ep 1-4, 2020 - Netflix)Music: Overthinking - Boys of Fall, Down (Acoustic) & Black Beatles - Fame On FireFollow, Like & ShareMuch love, Alex & Leyonie

    4. Bowls, Airplanes & Camels

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 73:17


    Just when you thought it was a good idea to listen to another pointless episode.. WRONG!In this episode we review FOUR movies and review an entire music album, as well the first 3 episodes of a TV series' second season.Along the way we share some nifty life hacks and extremely pointless facts, whilst also trying impressions of Disney characters and impersonating random movie quotes for my gullible guest to guess!Movies reviewed; Stretch (2014 - Netflix), The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020 - Netflix), Mayhem (2017 - Shudder), Bill and Ted Face the Music (2020 - Cinemas)TV reviewed: The Boys S2 Ep. 1 - 3 (2020 - Amazon Prime)Music reviewed: Fame on Fire - LEVELS (2020 - Spotify/iTunes)Gullible Guest: Leyonie Chambers

    3. Polar Bears, Blenders & Spongebob

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 41:06


    In episode 3, Léyonie and I rave about how good a new song is.I stump her with more movie quotes and we share life hacks that we have actually tried before! Gullible Guest: Léyonie Chambers. Movie: Host (2020 - Shudder). TV Series: The Umbrella Academy (S2E5-10 - Netflix). Music: Fame On Fire/Divided Minds.

    2. Barbie, Checkpoints & Rubik's Cube

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 57:16


    Just when you thought it couldn't get any more pointless.This is episode 2 of Past, Present & Pointless!In this week's episode, my gullible guest and I talk about Barbies' full name, if real life had video game-like checkpoints and whether or not I could solve a Rubik's Cube with my big toes. Yes, you read that right!Join us for more banter, more pointless facts and horrible hacks!Make sure to like, follow, share and subscribe!Movie: Due Date (2010)TV series: The Umbrella Academy (S2 Netflix)Music: Fame on Fire (Spotify - 4-9-20)Gullible Guest: Leyonie Chambers

    1. Babies, Flip Flops & Zebras

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 34:59


    Welcome all to what will be a pointless 35 minutes of your life!Ever wondered what noise a zebra makes? Listen and find out!Comment your guesses on the quotes of the day and check out all the movies, TV shows and music we discuss!Make sure to like, share, follow and subscribe!Movie Reviewed: The Night Clerk (2020) Netflix.TV Series Reviewed: Cursed (Ep. 1) 2020 Netflix.Music Artist of the week: Stand Atlantic.Gullible Guest: Leyonie Chambers

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