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Insight and speculation into UFOs and paranormal phenomena from high strangeness researchers ᴋʟᴀᵾs and GΔRRΞTT.

ᴋʟᴀᵾs & GΔRRΞTT


    • Apr 21, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
    • 80 EPISODES

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    The Patterns Tell Stories | UFOs & High Strangeness podcast is a hidden gem in the world of UFO and UAP podcasts. Hosted by Klaus and Garrett, this podcast brings a fresh perspective to the topic and delves deep into research that is not often covered by other podcasts. The casual tone of their conversations may seem deceiving at first, but it becomes clear that these two are well-informed and have done thorough research on the subject. As a listener who has explored various podcasts on UAPs, I can confidently say that The Patterns Tell Stories holds its ground against the top-ranked ones.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the talent and knowledge of the hosts. Klaus and Garrett are clearly well-read on the subject matter and bring a logical and scientific approach to their discussions. The topics they cover are great, covering both current UAP news as well as more esoteric aspects of high strangeness phenomena. The episodes are well-produced, with no fluff content or self-promotion from guests on book tours. It's refreshing to find a podcast that focuses solely on relevant content without any filler.

    Another remarkable aspect is the banter between Klaus and Garrett. It feels like sitting in on a conversation between friends, yet they always manage to stay on-topic. This creates an engaging atmosphere for listeners and keeps them invested throughout each episode. Additionally, their perspectives and takes on the subject matter hit all the right notes for me as a listener.

    While it is challenging to find any significant faults with this podcast, one minor downside could be that some listeners might find certain discussions too deep or esoteric. However, I believe this adds to the uniqueness of The Patterns Tell Stories and sets it apart from other podcasts in the genre.

    In conclusion, The Patterns Tell Stories | UFOs & High Strangeness podcast deserves recognition for its quality content, knowledgeable hosts, and thought-provoking discussions. Klaus and Garrett have created a podcast that stands out from the crowd and brings fresh perspectives to the UFO and UAP phenomenon. As a listener, I am excited to see the continued growth of this podcast and look forward to future episodes that will undoubtedly continue to captivate and educate their audience.



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    Latest episodes from Patterns Tell Stories | UFOs & High Strangeness

    K2-18b

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 47:29


    In this episode, we discuss the recent findings about exoplanet K2-18b, which shows signs of potentially supporting alien life. We also dive into theories on atmospheric phenomena, their correlation with historical times of turbulence, and the possible role of intelligent plasma entities.Listen to the extended versionOur Patreon supporters receive ad-free extended versions of the show every week, exclusive bonus episodes, and have the option to join our Discord community. You can support our work and access this additional content by subscribing to our Patreon at https://patreon.com/patternstellstories. Follow the Show Twitter/X: @patternspodcastBlueSky: @patternstellstories.comWebsite: https://patternstellstories.comEmail: contact@patternstellstories.comAll Links: https://linktr.ee/patternstellstories Follow KLAɄЅ BlueSky: @tinyklaus.comSubstack: https://www.tinyklaus.com Follow GΔRRΞTT Twitter/X: @libertybirbBlueSky: @libertybirb.bsky.socialSubstack: https://libertybirb.substack.com 

    MJ-12

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2025 102:54


    In this episode, we discuss the lore surrounding MJ-12 (Majestic Twelve), including documents Tom DeLonge has shared. We examine one of the rumored MJ-12 members, Roscoe Hillenkoetter, his association with 'Operation Rusty', and the Gehlen Org's assimilation into the CIA. We also explore the possibility that CIA counterintelligence chief James Jesus Angleton produced the documents to combat Soviet espionage.

    Transhumanism

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 91:10


    In this episode, we dive into the bizarre belief system of transhumanism, its effects on modern society, and the potential impact on the current discussion surrounding UFOs and the disclosure movement.

    The Trickster Phenomenon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 63:31


    In this episode, we unpack the recent 60 Minutes segment on the drone incursions in the context of disclosure and dive into trickster aspect of the UFO phenomenon.

    The Wandering Bishops | Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 39:53


    In the second part of this episode, we further explore the wandering bishop phenomenon and the potential role of international fascist networks in the assassination of JFK.

    The Wandering Bishops | Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 57:02


    In this episode, we investigate the many threads connecting Nazis to the murder of President John F. Kennedy. Garrett's recent article, 'The Hidden Nazi Connection to the Death of JFK,' discusses many of the bizarre links that stumped New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison, such as: Why did so many Reily Coffee Company employees work for NASA? Was Allen Dulles using Otto Skorzeny for covert activities? Was George de Mohrenschildt a Nazi spy? And who was Kerry Thornley?Extra Content: Our Patreon supporters receive ad-free extended versions of the show every week, exclusive bonus episodes, and have the option to join our Discord community. You can support our work and access this additional content by subscribing to our Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patreon.com/patternstellstories⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the Show: BlueSky: @patternstellstories.comWebsite: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patternstellstories.com⁠⁠⁠⁠Email: ⁠⁠⁠⁠contact@patternstellstories.com⁠⁠⁠⁠All Links: https://linktr.ee/patternstellstoriesFollow KLAɄЅ: BlueSky: @tinyklaus.comSubstack:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.tinyklaus.com⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow GΔRRΞTT: BlueSky: @libertybirb.bsky.socialSubstack:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://libertybirb.substack.com⁠⁠

    The National Reconnaissance Office

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 74:04


    In this episode, we examine the origin and history surrounding the shadowy National Reconnaissance Office (NRO) and discuss a declassified 1959 memorandum from the Eisenhower Presidential Library, which suggests developing flying saucer and triangle-shaped craft in future aerospace projects.Extra ContentOur Patreon supporters receive ad-free extended versions of the show every week, exclusive bonus episodes, and have the option to join our Discord community. You can support our work and access this additional content by subscribing to our Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠https://patreon.com/patternstellstories⁠⁠⁠. Follow the Show BlueSky: @patternstellstories.com Website: ⁠⁠⁠https://patternstellstories.com⁠⁠⁠ Email: ⁠⁠⁠contact@patternstellstories.com⁠⁠⁠ All Links: https://linktr.ee/patternstellstoriesFollow KLAɄЅ BlueSky: @tinyklaus.com Substack:⁠⁠⁠ https://www.tinyklaus.com⁠⁠⁠Follow GΔRRΞTT BlueSky: @libertybirb.bsky.social Substack:⁠ ⁠⁠https://libertybirb.substack.com⁠⁠

    UAP Technocracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 113:44


    In this episode, we assess the exploitation of the UFO community by technocrat billionaires, the bizarre belief systems of Silicon Valley's elite, and expectations for Rep. Anna Paulina Luna's new, somewhat UAP-adjacent “task force.”

    Major General Albert N. Stubblebine III | Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 57:21


    This is Part two of our episode "Major General Albert N. Stubblebine III."

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    Major General Albert N. Stubblebine III | Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 50:06


    In this episode, we examine the complex life and career of the former Commander of ARMY INSCOM (Intelligence and Security Command), Major General Albert N. Stubblebine III. After his military career, Stubblebine served as the Vice President for "Intelligence Systems" for BDM and was inducted into the Military Intelligence Hall of Fame.

    The Age of Disclosure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 66:36


    In this episode, we preview the upcoming UFO documentary "The Age of Disclosure," dive into a bizarre Air Force document concerning Wernher von Braun, and analyze a risk assessment consultant's article on the ramifications of a magnetic pole reversal.   Listen to the extended version Our Patreon supporters receive ad-free extended versions of the show every week, exclusive bonus episodes, and have the option to join our Discord community. You can support our work and access this additional content by subscribing to our Patreon at https://patreon.com/patternstellstories. Follow the Show Twitter/X: @patternspodcast BlueSky: @patternstellstories.com Website: https://patternstellstories.com Email: contact@patternstellstories.com All Links: https://linktr.ee/patternstellstories Follow KLAɄЅ Twitter/X: @tinyklaus BlueSky: @tinyklaus.com Substack: https://www.tinyklaus.com Follow GΔRRΞTT Twitter/X: @libertybirb BlueSky: @libertybirb.bsky.social • • Substack: https://libertybirb.substack.com

    Scalar Weapons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 84:11


    In this episode, we explore the implications of the scalar technologies discussed by Dr. Hal Puthoff and other government scientists during a recent episode of a podcast affiliated with NASA that focused on UFOs. Listen to the extended version   Our Patreon supporters receive ad-free extended versions of the show every week, exclusive bonus episodes, and have the option to join our Discord community. You can support our work and access this additional content by subscribing to our Patreon at https://patreon.com/patternstellstories.   Follow the Show   Twitter/X: @patternspodcast BlueSky: @patternstellstories.com Website: https://patternstellstories.com Email: contact@patternstellstories.com All Links: https://linktr.ee/patternstellstories   Follow KLAɄЅ   Twitter/X: @tinyklaus BlueSky: @tinyklaus.com Substack: https://www.tinyklaus.com   Follow GΔRRΞTT   Twitter/X: @libertybirb BlueSky: @libertybirb.bsky.social Substack: https://libertybirb.substack.com  

    Worldview Warfare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 88:54


    In this episode, we dive into the concept of World View Warfare in the context of psychological operations, and uncover a Department of Energy excavation of a Nazi secret weapons development facility decades after the end of World War II.

    The Default Mode Network

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 81:53


    In this episode, we dive into the human brain's default mode network as a potential filter for reality, Lt. Col. Thomas Bearden's paper on the inevitable fate of Homo sapiens, and some of the more disturbing aspects of Arthur C. Clarke's novel Childhood's End.   Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patternstellstories Follow us on X: @patternspodcast Follow us on BlueSky: @patternstellstories.com Visit our Website: https://patternstellstories.com

    Men in Black

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 63:08


    In this episode, Klaus shares a few odd firsthand observations of the drones over New Jersey during the past week, and we explore the bizarre, potentially non-human origins of the legendary Men in Black.   Visit our website: http://patternstellstories.com Follow us on X: https://x.com/patternspodcast Follow us on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/patternstellstories.com  

    Sekret Machines: The Maynard Consortium

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 87:29


    In this episode, Klaus gives an update on the ongoing New Jersey drone incursions, we hypothesize about who could be behind them, and speculate on some potential parallels with the Maynard Consortium from Sekret Machines.

    New Jersey Drone Incursions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 72:24


    In this episode, we break down the recent drone incursions in New Jersey, with some unique reporting from Klaus who lives at ground zero and sees them every night.

    The Great Airship Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 62:35


    In this episode, we review some presentations from this year's Sol Foundation conference and explore a few bizarre aspects of the Great Airship Mystery of the 1890s.

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    Sounds of the Underworld

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 86:32


    In this episode, we dive into the recent AARO hearing, a new study on the similarities between human and Neanderthal burial traditions, and research detailing how "skull whistles" used during ceremonies of sacrifice can affect brain function.

    UFOs in Congress

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 73:34


    In this episode, we review the Congressional UFO hearing that happened last week, discuss theories that suggest the human brain is a filter for reality, and dive into the intelligent plasma hypothesis.

    The UFO Dictionary

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 75:37


    In this episode, we dive into John Keel's UFO Dictionary, the electrostatic world of insects, and what it really means to be a grifter in ufology.

    The Cosmic Food Chain

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 71:44


    In this episode, we explore the implications of the new space initiative to locate the next ʻOumuamua and the potential connections between military "treasure hunting" and UFO crash retrieval operations.

    Atlantis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 86:44


    In this episode, we dive into the legend of Atlantis and some new scientific studies with potential relevance to ancient Greek mythology.

    The God-King System

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 69:26


    In this episode, we discuss the recent X space co-hosted by Garrett with Peter Levenda, explore the alien panopticon concept laid out in Sekret Machines: War, and analyze John Keel's ultraterrestrial god-king system hypothesis.

    Mankinds

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 54:57


    In this episode, we preview the upcoming UFO hearings, unpack some new revelations about the moon, and dive into several implications of the recent discovery of a new isolated Neanderthal lineage.

    The Knights of Antarctica

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 60:24


    In this episode, we analyze the current discourse around UFO disclosure, highlight a few personal synchronicities in Sekret Machines: War, and pull on some new threads surrounding Operation Highjump.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Star Wars in Iraq

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 64:20


    In this episode, we dive into the recent confirmation of UFOs by Gen. H. R. McMaster, explore new accusations of coercion that lead to shuttering of the NIH Havana syndrome study, and investigate claims regarding the use of experimental laser weapons in Iraq.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Monsanto

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2024 78:51


    In this episode, we explore the role of Monsanto within the Manhattan Project, the company's involvement in the US Army's 1953 "aerosol" studies in St. Louis, and how Operation Paperclip enabled clandestine human experimentation for decades after the war.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.  

    Imminent

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 76:35


    In this episode, we review Lue Elizondo's long-awaited book “Imminent” and identify several new areas of UFO research based on the revelatory information it contains. Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.  

    The Baghdad Museum Heist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 88:14


    In this episode, we dive into the implications of the Baghdad Museum Incident during the invasion of Iraq, explore the real-world parallels of Peter Levenda's The Lovecraft Code, and share our opinions on the leak of Lue Elizondo's book. Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    The Marconi Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2024 54:04


    In this episode, we break down the 1980s GEC-Marconi scientist "suicides," Sean Kirkpatrick's most recent obfuscation, and the concept of life forms "bleeding through frequencies." Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Kammler's Secret Weapons | Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 52:14


    In part two of this episode, we dive deeper into the financial entanglements surrounding Operation Paperclip and the sabotage of missile testing by the German scientists who were working on US rocket programs after World War II.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Kammler's Skoda Works | Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2024 49:49


    In part one of this episode, we analyze the recent AARO/DoE report on TTSA's materials, discover parallels between the Daleks from Dr. Who and the swarm from Sekret Machines, and explore whether Hans Kammler's "Skoda Works" think tank was used as a template for more recent US black programs.

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    Bugs | Part Two | Parasites

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 43:07


    In part two of this episode, Garrett highlights some interesting aspects of the Book of Enoch and we analyze the role of the parasite in the context of non-human intelligence. Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Bugs | Part One: Time Perception

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 52:46


    In this episode, we dive into human performance enhancement via insect biomimicry, Lue Elizondo's burning cigar analogy for time perception, and a few observations about the current state of the UFO community.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.  

    Trinity | Listener Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 59:28


    In this episode, we dive into the new UFO book Trinity by A.J. Hartley and Tom DeLonge (no spoilers), review documents detailing post-WWII German "colonies" in South America, and answer some thoughtful listener questions. Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    The Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 63:53


    In this episode, we explore the cryptoterrestrial hypothesis as the origin for UFOs, including the ideas of Mac Tonnies, Tom DeLonge, and a recent academic paper published on the theory. Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    The Shadow Biosphere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 53:32


    In this episode, we preview round two of the UAP Disclosure Act and explore both the academic and esoteric definitions of the "shadow biosphere" through the lens of recent science and the sci-fi novella Chains of the Sea. Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Resurrection Machines

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 86:43


    In this episode, we review Karl Nell's recent SALT Conference talk, preview Lue Elizondo's upcoming book release, and analyze a new study of the Giza pyramid complex in the context of a 1996 remote viewing session led by Ingo Swann. Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.  

    Biomimicry

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 63:16


    In this episode, we break down new developments around the 2018 Skinwalker Ranch briefing and explore biomimicry research in the context of UFOs.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ.

    The Initiation Phenomenon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 73:48


    In this episode, we explore the biological implications of enlightenment and examine the parallels between UFO encounters and secret society initiations. We also preview UFO whistleblower David Grusch's upcoming SALT conference talk.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    The Secret Space Program

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2024 61:05


    In this episode, we examine the potential connections between the secret space program, the JFK assassination, and the Defense Industrial Security Command.   We also examine some recent claims by a new self-proclaimed UFO whistleblower.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.  

    KONA BLUE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 63:13


    In this episode, we dive deep into the recently released KONA BLUE documents from AARO and add context from several sources including Jacques Vallée's Forbidden Science series.   Show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by KLAɄЅ. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Free Will

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 56:33


    In this episode, we get into Penrose and Hameroff's DARPA report, Donald Hoffman's user interface theory, and Admiral William McRaven's 1989 "orb" sighting in British Columbia.

    Anomalous Health Incidents (Havana Syndrome)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 52:49


    In this episode, we review the recent revelations about the anomalous health incidents known as Havana Syndrome and their potential connection to the UFO phenomenon.   Show links:   Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community.   Visit our website.   Read articles by KLAɄЅ.   Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    The Hive Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 69:28


    In this episode, we explore Peter Levenda's Sekret Machines: The Diary, review two new studies released on Havana syndrome, and analyze Col. Thomas Bearden's paper titled The One Human Problem, Its Solution, and Its Relation to UFO Phenomena.   Show links:   Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community.   Visit our website.   Read articles by KLAɄЅ.   Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    The Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 57:42


    In this episode, we get into the progression of SETI, review some brand new polling on UFO transparency, and uncover a few surprising similarities between recent scientific discoveries and Joe McMoneagle's 1984 remote viewing session of ancient Mars.   Show links:   Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community.   Visit our website.   Read articles by KLAɄЅ.   Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Operation Paperclip | Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2024 77:32


    In this episode, we try to make sense of the disastrous AARO historical UAP report and dive deeper into the darker aspects of Operation Paperclip.   Patterns Tell Stories show links: Subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord community. Visit our website. Read articles by ᴋʟᴀᵾs. Read articles by GΔRRΞTT.

    Operation Paperclip | Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 83:41


    In this episode, we try to make sense of the disastrous AARO historical UAP report and dive deeper into the darker aspects of Operation Paperclip.

    Operation Paperclip | Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 50:17


    In this episode, we explore the implications of Tom DeLonge's most recent interview with former CIA officer Jim Semivan and begin our foray into the lesser-known aspects of Operation Paperclip.

    AATIP Slide 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 59:00


    In this episode, we dive into the applications and implications of the quantum-based technologies studied by the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program.

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