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Welcome to Planet Dirtbag. A cultural and semi-astrological commentary podcast hosted by two out of this world Gen-Z dirtbags: Alby and Hannah. Feel free to drop a voicemail or a text on our Hotline. Calls are anonymous, unless you identify yourself! 646-770-3558 Support the dirtbags: Patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag. Instagram.com/PlanetDirtbag Follow: @gnarlyastrology Follow: @wholeasshotdogbun

Planet Dirtbag


    • Jul 2, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 31m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Planet Dirtbag

    Hot Girl's Guide To A Saturn Return w/ Lisa Stardust

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 62:22


    This episode the dirtbags are joined by Lisa Stardust, the prolific astrologer and author of Saturn Return Survival Guide. The gals ask about Saturn, the meaning of a Saturn Return, how Saturn is expressed in our charts, and more. We also ask Lisa about her astrological origin story, her Big Three, Magick, and the process of writing her book. Lisa gives us a wonderful look into her book, Saturn, astrology, the origin of her username, and an Italian ice spot in Queens. Lisa Stardust is a NYC-based astrologer and author of Saturn Return Survival Guide: Navigating This Cosmic Rite of Passage from Hardie Grant Publishing and The Astrology Deck: Your Guide to the Meanings and Myths of the Cosmos from Chronicle Books due out this fall. She is the resident astrologer at Oprah Daily, Teen Vogue, The Hoodwitch, and The Today Show. Follow her @lisastsrdustastro on Instagram or visit her website for more astrological goodness. Follow Lisa Stardust: Website Instagram Twitter Saturn Return Survival Guide Astrology Deck Featuring this weeks theme song: Raspberry Beret - Prince What a Wonderful World - The Ramones

    There Is No Two State Solution w/ Andy Manuel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 120:32


    We're back, and this time Andy is our Third Mic. The gals give a life update, talk about boyfriends, and once again reiterate the importance of Pre-Gaming. We read Andy's birth chart and talk astrology, of course. The babes weigh in on In The Heights. We also talk about Palestine and the violently occupied Palestinian land known as israel. Below are organizations that you can donate to, learn from, or organize with, such as BDS, a Palestinian-led organization working towards justice, equality, and human rights for Palestinians. https://bdsmovement.net/get-involved/join-a-bds-campaign?country=United+States https://humanappeal.org.uk/appeals/gaza-emergency-appeal https://imeu.funraise.org https://uscpr.org

    The Tonight Show w/ Len0killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 93:48


    We have our first male guest, just to prove that we can. Th0mas is the co-host of the podcast Pendejo Time, he also lives in Texas unironically. The girls find out why 81% of our listeners are female. We talk about eating fastfood for breakfast, why Thomas has one pair of jeans, and the one movie that Thomas has seen. Alby is reliving a past life and caused rona: due to karmic circumstances. We read his chart eventually, but this episode is outside of our usual format. and it's mercury retrograde. Expect so much unwanted play. Featuring this week theme song: Good Puss - Cobrah Gimmie More (Remix) - Slayyyter

    I'm Not Two Faced, I'm Just A Gemini w/ Kitty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 114:54


    No one's really sober this episode. The Dirtbags are joined by Kitty as our third mic. An episode weeks in the making, as Mercury Retrograde had the audio files in a deadlock. We talk about Gemini's, Gemini Archetype, Relationships, Attachment Styles, Exes, If It's okay to keep in contact with Exes, and Dating. We also talk about Demi Lovato, Pronouns, Gender Identity, Pride, and there's some patreon exclusives stuff that had to be cut from this episode. Basically, Gemini season is in full swing. if you can't embrace a little duality and fun, that's on u. Gemini' is a reminder to keep on partying even when the world is ending.  Featuring this weeks theme's song by Gemini Artist: Competition - Azealia Banks  Too Many People - Paul Mccartney

    Strip Tease w/ Ginger Zephyr

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 79:37


    The gals meet up over 3 time zones to present: The High Vibe Hustler. Ginger is a dancer from Australia, a Reiki practitioner, NLP and hypnosis certified, and our latest guest. The girls ask Ginger about Dancing, Sex work, Whorephobia, Reiki, NLP, energy, and a whole lot more. Hannah mentions her Australia Is Fake conspiracy twitter account she's had for three years. The dirtbags give a little birth chart reading, as well. Follow: Ginger Zephyr Website Instagram Podcast More Resources Featuring Songs curated by Ginger Zephyr: Money Bag - Cardi B Fly - Maddie & Tae

    Unimaginable Upgrades w/ Snake Channeler

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2021 125:44


    On our most esoteric episode yet, the dirtbags welcome the Snake Channeler to our orbit. Stephanie Ulrich tells us all about her practice, the origins of her work, her personal drive, and a little bit of insight into the Snake Channel. The dirtbags ask about aliens, ghosts, magic, snakes, and the occult. This is a special and very magically charged episode, there’s also some channeled messages for the dirtbags as well! Tune in and experience the energy, imagine the unimaginable, and feel The Snake Channeler’s one-of-a-kind vibe. Follow: Snake Channeler (Stephanie Ulrich) Instagram Twitter Snake Channeler (Podcast) Patreon Website Support the Pod: Instagram Patreon Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Snake Channeler Doin' it Right - Daft Punk ft. Panda Bear It's Okay To Cry - SOPHIE

    Six Talk w/ Astrologer Six (BlackWomenCry)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 80:57


    Planet Dirtbag welcomes @Blackwomencry AKA Astrologer Six to our orbit for a very special episode. The girls ask about her astrological origin story, her current work, and more. We talk about the origin of the username Blackwomencry, as well as finding out more about an iconic Sagittarius. The girls talk BDSM test results, mars signs, compatibility, current interests, as well as a unique look into an astrologer’s standard of practice. Basically, listen to the episode and hear her shine, a description can only do so much. Follow: Six The Astrologer Instagram TikTok Youtube Website Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Six the Astrologer: Archangel - Burial Belas - Eevee

    Planet Dirtbag’s Hotline Bling #2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 71:25


    The dirtbags are back with another Q&A episode! Our listeners have asked and we have responded. The girls give some tarot readings, astrological analysis, compatibility talks, predictions, advice, and opinions. We also get nosy about our own lives, and give the listeners some rare insight with readings by the hosts for the hosts. Featuring this week's theme song: Veneno Pa Tu Piel by Christina la Veneno Because I’m Me by The Avalanches

    I'm Not Stubborn, I'm Just A Taurus!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 105:30


    TW: Police Brutality, Violence, ED The dirtbags are back! Ready to share their thoughts on the Taurus Archetype, Taurus in the chart, and even more opinions about the Taurus Energy. We discuss Derek Chauvin’s Trial, Nancy Pelosi, Police Brutality, and Abolition. The dolls are also once again asked by the cosmos to talk about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Kim and Kanye, and Demi Lovato. The girls also talk about Thriftcon and the gentrification of thrifting. Featuring talks about New York City, MTA, Rudy Giuliani, Club Kids, Party Monster, James St James, Melancholia, and just two friends talking about life. Featuring this weeks' Taurus celebrity theme songs: Believe (Dj Delo & Mikypalma Remix) - Cher The Fear - Lily Allen

    There Are No Coincidences w/ Aliza Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 78:08


    On a very gnarly episode we are joined by Aliza Kelly: resident astrologer at Cosmopolitan magazine, Podcast Host, and author of The Mixology of Astrology: Cosmic Cocktails for Every Sign, & Staring You: A Guided Journey Through Astrology. On this week's episode we talk with Aliza about her origins with astrology, her upcoming book “This is Your Destiny”, Magick, The Occult, Social Media, Constellation Club, Mental Health, Spirituality, Mythos, The Art of Podcasting, Personas, Venus, Horoscopes, Outer Planets and more. Follow: Aliza Kelly Instagram / Twitter / Podcast Mixology of Astrology Staring You This is Your Destiny Follow: The Podcast Patreon @Gnarlyastrology @wholeasshotdugbun Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Aliza Kelly: Mother of Earth by Gun Club Cherry Colored Funk by Cocteau Twins

    Bowling For Guns N’ Reform

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 90:13


    TW// Suicide, Self Harm, Gun Violence: In this week’s episode the Dirtbags talk about the Towhid Massacre, Gun Reform, and Bowling for Columbine. Tiktok, and trauma dumping? The Dolls talk James Charles, Alan Moore, and also Tony Hawk living in San Diego but he has yet to meet Hannah. Quantum Physics Freaks get a shoutout this week because we talk about Subatomic Particles and Magick. Air Venuses get a little attention, but the New Moon steals the show. As there is new evidence relating Science with Astrology. This Week’s Theme Songs: theme/theme2 - ELWD Across The Universe - Fiona Apple Follow: @gnarlyastrology @wholeasshotdogbun

    The Pervert's Guide To Hot Girl Easter

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 77:30


    The dirtbags celebrate Easter by talking about Religion, Lil Nas X, Chet Hanks, Zizek, Lena Dunham, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, The Rothschild, Megan Thee Stallion, and White Boy Summer. Also is... Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend turning her emo? We also try to find out what the hell a "tornado blowjob" is? Mercury is transiting Aries and everyone will be feeling reckless with their words, stay tuned for astro weather update. Featuring this week's theme song: Diva by After School He Can Only Hold Her by Amy Winehouse

    All The Cool Gays Go To Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 87:03


    The dirtbags are back to talk about our Astrology Origin Stories, the Full Moon in Libra, the Billie Eilish Documentary, Demi Lovato, Family Issues, How Climate Change Is Shrinking Dicks, The Rise of Asexuality, The Importance of Pre-gaming, Therapy, MK Ultra, and The Meaning Of Names Featuring this week's theme song: Cool for the Summer - Demi Lovato all the good girls go to hell - Billie Eilish

    I'm Not Angry, I'm Just An Aries

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 96:21


    It’s been a minute so, obviously, the gals have to update the listeners on life. The babes try to explain NFTs so you don't have to go through dorky, complicated articles. We also talked about Daul Kim, Ouija Boards, Cara Delevingne, Internalized homophobia, Azealia Banks, Ryder Ripps, Candace Owens, Cardi B, conservatives' puritanical issues with sexuality, and Tokenism. Plus the dirtbags give the listeners insight into the Fire signs, the Aries archetype, Aries in the chart, Horoscope of all the signs during Aries season. Featuring today's theme: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by Lady Gaga Chromatica II / 911 by Lady Gaga Make sure to follow: Instagram/Patreon

    Atomic Blonde w/ Annabel Gat

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 68:22


    On a very special interview episode we are joined by Annabel Gat, senior astrologer at Vice, author of The Astrology of Love & Sex, witch, and occult expert. Stay tuned as we get into who Annabel Gat is, Astrology, Moon, Neptune, Venus, Childhood, Ferngully, Dreams, Loch Ness Monster, Astrological Scents, Candles, Perfumes, Saturn Return, Love, Horoscopes, Soul Mates, Astrological Compatibility, Astrological aspects, Conjunctions, Misconceptions of Astrology, Friendship Compatibility, If you are more your Sun/Moon/Rising sign, New Moon in Pisces, Venus/Neptune conjunction, Supernatural experiences, Magick, Magick organizations, Anne Ortelee, and the Point Of Living. Don't forget to follow Annabel Gat: Instagram / Twitter /Patreon Check out Annabel's Beginners Astrology Course The Astrology of Love & Sex Support the Pod: Follow our Instagram Check out our Patreon Todays theme featuring songs curated by Annabel: Ballad Of Jim Jones · The Brian Jonestown Massacre Atomic - Blondie

    Planet Dirtbag's Hotline Bling

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 77:32


    In a very special Q&A episode the dolls answer listeners questions about sex, astrology, dating, the occult, life, astrological compatibility, first wild experiences, why men hate astrology, and even pull a few tarot cards for their listeners. Plus, life updates for our nosy listeners out there.. Feel free to drop a voicemail or a text on our Hotline. Calls are anonymous, unless you identify yourself! (646)-770-3558 Featuring: Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter Everyday by A$AP Rocky (Feat. Rod Stewart & Miguel)

    Whorephobia & Tequila On A Full Moon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 77:47


    The girls talk about El Chapo (with some astro insights), El Chapo’s wife, El Chapo’s hot son, Whorephobia, the far-reaching implications of discrimination against sex-workers, Megan Thee Stallion’s recent photoshoot, Kendall Jenner's Tequila brand. Plus we give the listeners some Full Moon in Virgo insight. *notice* As we head into the New Moon in Pisces, it is time to start eliminating things and cleansing your environment in order to welcome in a new cycle. Featuring: Vogue by Madonna The Underdog by Spoon

    I'm Not Crying, I'm Just A Pisces.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 112:21


    2-18-21: Planet Dirtbag celebrates Pisces season! We talk about the Pisces archetype, we let you know what Pisces season has in stores for each (rising/sun) signs, so happy birthday you fishy bitches

    Free Britney, Bitch!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 92:58


    2-12-21: The dirtbag dolls are back and in our most Gen-Z episode yet. We talk about some of our favorite Earth media and lifestyle influencers like: Astrolocherry, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tim Robinson, Midnight Gospel, Annabel Gat, Azealia Banks, etc. The dirtbags weigh in Vanilla shaming, #Freaktok, Framing Britney doc, and #FreeBritney movement. Featuring Womanizer and Work Bitch by Britney Spears.

    Don't Buy a Crystal Dildo!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 126:17


    1/30/2021: The dirtbags are back and this time they’re questioning if crystals are bullshit, explaining mercury retrograde, and giving 7th house tea. Planet Dirtbag officially welcomes and hails Jojo Siwa as the new Supreme. Alby and Hannah talk about their plans to be the witchy spouses to c*pitalists. The gals give their takes on the Bernie memes and coming out (or just being gay seeming and not having to). Featuring: Queen Bitch -David Bowie Oblivion by - Grimes

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