Podtalk

Uncle Harry and Bert host the Podtalk Season 1 Finale from a hospital room at Cedar Sinai where David lays in a coma. Werner Herzog brings a camera crew to document the moment. Michael Caine, Jason Statham, Jim Parsons, Billy Bob Thornton, Alan Alda, Albert Brooks, Daniel Radcliffe and more stop by to pay their respects to David.   Cast: Jason Kaye as Harry Lipschitz, Michael Caine, Jason Statham, Jim Parsons, Billy Bob Thornton, Alan Alda, Albert Brooks, Daniel Radcliffe, Quentin Tarantino, Sean Connery, Werner Herzog, Jeremy Irons, Melquides and Gary. Matthew Sweeny as Bert. 

We have Liam Neeson! The Taken star returns to the podcast for a solo discussion with David about career, social influences, and his upcoming star wars project. B^^rt is the an anchor that halts progress.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Liam Neeson, and Matthew Sweeny as B^^rt.

We have Bob Dylan! The legendary folk singer sits down with David to talk about music, coffee, and God. Please note this episode is blessed with the lack of B%rt Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, and Jason Kaye as Bob Dylan.

We have Jon Bernthal!!! The Punisher steps into the studio and opens up to David about his struggles, finding himself as an actor, and his new comedic ventures. B+rt is truly a leech. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Jon Bernthal, Matthew Sweeny as B+rt.

We have Colin Farrell! The Irish movie star sits down with David to talk about his journey as an actor, life in ireland, an dhis upcoming book and razor series. Burwwwwwt smells like seaweed. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Colin Farrell and Matthew Sweeny as Burwwwwwt.

We have Alex Jones! The popular conspiracy radio host joins David in the studio with Billy Bob Thornton. The three sit down to discuss politics in the media, misunderstandings, and Burrrrrrrt's need to constantly lie. Burrrrrrrt is absent, like many of his "friends".  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Billy Bob Thornton, and Alex Newman as Alex Jones.

We have everyone's favorite Gosling! Ryan sits down with David to talk about growing up in Hollywood, his latest projects, and his bird breeding business. Burtt-hole makes eye contact with a neighbor who immediately screams and hardens into a statue.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Ryan Gosling, and Matthew Sweeney asBurtt-hole

We have Björk! The international music sensation is in the studio! She joins David, along with her costume designer, to discuss music, celebrity, and the symbolism behind her clothing. B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!urt continues to act like a broken Nespresso machine: a waste of space.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Jeargan Jeargan Jeargan, Madeline Wager as Björk, and Matthew Sweeney as B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!urt

We have Billy Crystal! The comedy legend stops by the studio with his good friend Alan Alda. The two sit down with David to talk about the biz, the transformation of comedy, and Billy's outlook on life. Bfurt gets acne that never goes away Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Alan Alda, Johnno Wilson as Billy Crystal, and Matthew Sweeney as Bfurt 

We have Marc Maron! The legendary podcaster joins David in the studio with radio star Ira Glass. The three sit down to discuss podcasting, getting sponsors, and Ira's secret life as a Mosad agent. B&rt remains a nuisance, a liar, and a living reminder of his own failures.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Ira Glass, Brad Gage as Marc Maron, and Matthew Sweeney as B&rt 

In honor of our 50th episode, we're re-releasing episode one! Let's remember how far we've come and how little B#rt has done to get us there.... Here's episode one: David introduces his new podcast with special guest John Malkovich! Malkovich talks about growing up in Chicago, his success in film, and his upcoming feature: an erotic take on Shel Silverstein’s “The Giving Tree.” We also introduce Bert - David’s stupid line producer. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as John Malkovich, and Matthew Sweeney as Bert 

We have Gillian Anderson! The X-Files star brings her good friend Vince Gilligan to the studio. The two sit down with David to talk about dialects, feeling judged, and Gillian's new project written/created by Vince. Burttttt spreads lies faster than the plague.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Vince Gilligan, Chelsea Pope as Gillian Anderson, and Matthew Sweeney as Burtttttt. 

We have Ed Sheeran! The young music legend brings his friend Ozzy Osbourne to the studio. Together they sit down with David, talk about the biz, Game of Thrones, and even give David a sneak peak of their next album. Bu$$rt sits in the corner like a soulless demon.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Ozzy Osbourne, Brad Gage as Ed Sheeran, and Matthew Sweeney as Bu$$rt. 

You're probably thinking, "Isn't James Mason dead?"  Yes. Yes he is. But these interviews are from the 80s! In a very special episode, Uncle Harry pulls up some lost tapes from the time he produced a radio show with Burt as the host on KBIG 104. This first installment takes us back to 1982 when Burt interviewed James Mason! Cast: Jason Kaye as James Mason and Matthew Sweeney as Burt.

We have Jennifer Lawrence! The starlet brings her 'Mother' co-star Javier Bardem to the studio. Together, they discuss being discovered, acting from a young age, and just how normal we all are. B:(rt spouts lies about his movie works with Tarantino, AND NOBODY BUYS IT. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Javier Bardem, Janell Lenfert as Jennifer Lawrence, and Matthew Sweeney as B:(rt. 

Did someone Casey Affleck? We did! The 'Manchester by the Sea' star sits down with David to talk about his craft, growing up in Boston, and not living in his brother's shadow. Durt blesses us by not coming.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  and Jason Kaye as Casey Affleck. 

LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE! We have with Louis CK! The comedian extraordinaire brings his friend Albert Brooks to the studio to discuss making funny, "do it yourself" content, and his extraordinary work ethic. B010101010101rt hypnotizes everyone to make himself seem better than a monster.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Albert Brooks, Bill Kessler as Louis CK, and Matthew Sweeny as B010101010101rt.

Bonus episode PUNCH! In a very lucky SWING we have Conor McGregor! The legendary MMA fighter brings his good friend Sylvester Stallone to the studio. The two sit down with David to discuss the big fight against Floyd Mayweather, Ireland, and measurements. We can all exhale and thank our lucky stars that B^!^urt missed this one.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Sylvester Stallone, and Henry Kaiser as Conor McGregor.

Get your bacon and pork chops ready because we have JON HAMM! Jon joins David in the studio in a very special Bu%t free episode. The Mad Men star sits with David to talk about odd jobs, the struggling life of an actor, and finally making it in Hollywood. Bu%t is gone this episode, and that is great.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, and  Jason Kaye as Jon Hamm.

"She came in like wrecking ball!" We got Miley Cyrus! Miley stops by with her good friend Liam Neeson. Together, they chat with David about growing up in the industry, transition from singing to acting, and Miley's charity work. Bu4t lies until his nose grows to an uncomfortable length. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Liam Neeson, Janell Lenfert as Miley Cyrus, and Matthew Sweeny as Bu4t.

We got a Hardy for Tom! Tom joins David in the studio to talk in-depth about character work, staying in shape, and acting behind a mask. QBurt makes eye contact with a stranger, who immediately turns into dust. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Tom Hardy, and Matthew Sweeny as QBurt.

We have Lisa Kudrow! Our FRIEND Lisa brings her FRIEND David Schwimmer to the studio to talk about life on a sitcom, upcoming film projects, and riddles. B#rtt flies too close to the sun and drowns.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as David Schwimmer, Amber Luallen as Lisa Kudrow, and Matthew Sweeny as B#rtt.

We have PRECIOUS! Andy Serkis, the motion-capture legend himself, sits down with David to discuss the mo-cap business, growing up in England, and finding inspiration. Bur7t makes a wish that doesn't come true. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Andy Serkis, and Matthew Sweeny as Bur7t

Adam Driver Adam Driver! The Girls-to-Star Wars star sits down with David to talk about family life, military duty, and to give some career insights. BurPt embarrasses himself by opening his stupid mouth face.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Adam Driver, and Matthew Sweeny as BurPt

We have John Lithgow! Hollywood's favorite dad/serial killer joins David to say some kind words on the business, his comrades, and growing up in NY. Burt=Butt sits in the back stirring a cauldron and mumbles witchcraft.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Michael Caine, Dennis Hurley as John Lithgow, and Matthew Sweeny as Burt=Butt.

Christopher Lloyd is with us! Lloyed brings his friend Eric Stoltz to the podcast to sit down and talk about the business, growing up with New York Theatre, and a yard sale. B-urt sits in the back like an a-hole.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Michael J. Fox, Dennis Hurley as Christopher Lloyd, and Matthew Sweeny as B-urt. 

We've got McConaghey! Matthew joins David in the studio and even brings a super secret cool guest to the to talk about Texas, abs, and his film career.  B1u1r1t1 spends time polluting the episode with his garbage voice.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as super secret cool guest, Grady Welch as Matthew McConaughey, and Matthew Sweeny as B1u1r1t1. 

We have Quentin Tarantino! The prolific screenwriter/actor/master of story sits down in David's studio to talk about his inspirations, his upbringing, and his insights on the biz. BurtKKK remains a dark protruding scar on the face of this podcast.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Quentin Tarantino, and Matthew Sweeny as BurtKKK

Did someone say, Sir Ian McKellen? WE DID! "None shall pass" this episode without rolling on the floor with laughter as the Knighted actor gives us his best comedy bits, talks tales of the industry, and floors us with some spot-on impressions. Burtllllll is a disappointment. In general. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Ian McKellen, and Matthew Sweeny as Burtllllll.

We have Daniel Radcliffe! Harry Potter himself joins David in a magical conversation about the joys of acting, growing up in the biz, and helping others. Bur^^^^^^^^^^^^t sits in the back and emotionally hurts those who get close to him.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Daniel Radcliffe, and Matthew Sweeny as Bur^^^^^^^^^^^^t.

Mark Wahlberg in the house!  We got MARKY MARK in the studio, spitting out knowledge, talking family, and dishing on the biz.  Burrrrrrtz absence is heavily wished for. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Mark Wahlberg and Matthew Sweeny as Burrrrrrtz.

We have superstars Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in the studio! Due to a scheduling mishap by B123ert, we double-booked Johnny and Amber! Luckily these two gracious red carpet stars put aside their personal quarrels to talk to David about the biz, the craft, and the love of life. B123ert is absent, which makes David smile.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Amber Luallen as Amber Heard, and Jason Kaye as Johnnny Depp.

We have the one and only Jeff Goldblum! Jeff brings his friend, director David Cronenberg, to the studio to talk about the craft, jazz, and sexual expression. burt sits down and does a great job, OH WAIT NO HE DOESN'T HIS NAME IS BURQQQT. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Evan Watkins as Jeff Goldblum, Jason Kaye as David Cronenberg, and Matthew Sweeny as BURQQQT.

Aziz Ansari in the house! We have comic mogul, dating expert, and pasta lover, Aziz Ansari with us in the studio. Aziz brings his good friend Nick Offerman to talk about the facts of life. Butthole-Burt sits in the back like a butthole Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Ryan Pratton as Aziz Ansari, Jason Kaye as Nick Offerman, and Matthew Sweeny as Butthole-Burt.

Nicolas Cage is in the studio! The talented Nic Cage sits down with David to talk about his journey into Hollywood, shamanism, and the purchasing of castles. B#6rt is a nightmare while Nic's many famous friends stop by to check up on him.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, John Palifero as Nicolas Cage, Jason Kaye as Nic's many famous friends, and Matthew Sweeny as B#6rt.

Werner Herzog is back with a +1! Werner brings his brother Berner and a camera crew to the studio to talk about his new documentary about his brother! Burghst sits in the back with a look that can only be classified as stupidity. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Brad Gage as Berner Herzog, Jason Kaye as Werner Herzog, and Matthew Sweeny as Burghst.

Owen Wilson is in the studio! The Marley and Me star gets dropped off by Vince Vaughn and sits down with David to discuss everything from his humble beginnings in Texas to his amazing film career and upcoming passion project: a book of tongue twisters.  Uncle Harry keeps bringing up dead presidents and Burt666 does a terrible job. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Ryan Pratton as Owen Wilson, Jason Kaye as Harry Lipschitz, and Matthew Sweeny, as Burt666.

Ellen DeGeneres is in the studio! Powerhouse comedian Ellen DeGeneres brings her friend Albert Brooks to the studio to talk about her career, stand-up, and promote her new animal charity. B-urt does us a favor and stays home. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Amy Phillips as Ellen DeGeneres, and Jason Kaye as Albert Brooks

Michael Caine is back! Michael makes his second appearance but this time he gets his own episode!  We talk about his 6 decade film career, his new line of inspirational audio tapes and play a round of two truths and a lie.  Burdfgt is my least favorite person on the planet. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz,  Jason Kaye as Michael Caine and Matthew Sweeney as Burdfgt.

Tom Hanks is in the studio! The amazing Tom Hanks sits down to reminisce on old times with Harry, talks about his career with David and lets the audience in on some classic on set pranks.  All while promoting his all new feel good stress reliever: Hanks Balls.  Burtwdr is starstruck and never recovers. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Johnno Wilson as Tom Hanks, Jason Kaye as Harry Lipschitz, and Matthew Sweeney as Burtwdr.

We got Alyson Hannigan in the studio!  Alyson joins David to talk about her incredible career from Buffy the Vampire Slayer to How I Met Your Mother and her latest show, American Pie: On the Sill.  Harry constantly interrupts as Burlkt continues to ruin David's life. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Haley Mancini as Alyson Hannigan, Jason Kaye as Harry Lipschitz, and Matthew Sweeney as Burlkt.

Christian Bale in the house! Christian Bale brings surprise guest Michael Caine as they sit down with David and Harry to discuss childhood, industry, and Bale's latest project: A Kickstarter to raise money for his self-funded film (Reign of Fire 2!)  BurIDIOT makes everyone sad. Earnie is also there.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Colin Contrary as Christian Bale, Jason Kaye as Harry Lipschitz/Michael Caine/Earnie, Matthew Sweeny as BurIDIOT.

Ashton Kutcher is with us, and no that's not a Punk'd! The former prankster brings his friend Sam Elliott to talk about Netflix, movies, and his latest relationship app. Burnt is secretly hated.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Ryan Pratton as Ashton Kutcher, Jason Kaye as Sam Elliott/Harry Lipschitz, Matthew Sweeny as Burnt.

Jim Parsons is with us! One of the highest-paid TV actors of all time joins David in the studio. We talk about fame, his humble beginnings with Hakeem Olajuwon, and his upcoming indie film. Burp deserves to get punched. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Jim Parsons, Matthew Sweeny as Burp.

Comedy legend Albert Brooks is in the studio! Albert sits down with David to crack some jokes, talk about life, and promote his new phone sex operating service. We all pretend like Burgthsz isn't there.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Albert Brooks, Matthew Sweeny as Burghtsz.

The legend of musical legends, we have Bruce Springsteen! The Boss sits down with David and Harry to talk about music, the American working man, and today’s political climate. Bu$rt bums everyone out. Cast: Brad Gage as Bruce Springsteen, Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Harry Lipschitz, Matthew Sweeny as Bu$rt

Jodie Foster is with us! Jodie joins David in the studio to talk about her career, the struggles of childhood fame, and her newest project: Taxi Driver the series (a comedy romp). Ber03t annoys us with his brother Ernie, and Uncle Harry comes in and out. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Haley Mancini as Jodie Foster, Jason Kaye as Ernie/Harry Lipschitz, and Matt Sweeny as Ber03t

Did someone say "Rosie O'Donnell"? We did! Rosie brings her friend Jason Statham back got the studio to talk about life, Hollywood, and their upcoming project: The Expendables 5. Bgefrt is a monster.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Rachel Butera as Rosie O'Donnell, Jason Kaye as Jason Statham, Matt Sweeny as Bgerft

A legendary episode needs a legend in the studio! We have comic book icon, Stan Lee! Stan sits down to talk about growing up in a Jewish neighbourhood, the struggles of starting up in the comic book world, and constantly reminds us that he’s willing to put his name on anything. Uncle Harry joins us despite David's protest but Bhurtz is thankfully not in the studio, although we’re stuck with his brother Ernie. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Harry Lipschitz and Ernie, Hal Rudnick as Stan Lee

In a very special double feature, we have Jeremy Irons and Wands Sykes in the studio! Jeremy discusses his life, Shakespeare, and his new found love of pranks. Wanda jokes about her career, tells tales of the stand up world, and promotes her new venture: being the voice of Waze. Bnert is unfortunately in both episodes.  Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Jeremy Irons, Rachel Butera as Wanda Sykes, and Matthew Sweeney as Bnert

Legendary filmmaker Werner Herzog comes to the studio! David and Werner talk about the German film world, Werner’s unique outlook on life and his latest film: Lego Movie 2, Personal Hell. Bbbrt finds out the secret of Herzog's Thumbs. Cast: Daniel MK Cohen as David Lipschitz, Jason Kaye as Werner Herzog, and Matthew Sweeney as Bbbrt