Random Rant Generator

We talk about Dick Jokes, Eric's hand being his grandfather, Jemaraque's dead grandmother, greed, public schools, Coach C's Beard, socialisms,  and not Florida Man, but we do find ourselves. One Piece! Gaio gaiooooooooo. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Seems we've been allergic to dropping new content but here we are! Back and ready for more! More what? Food allergies! We, as humans, are fallible! Despite our seeming vehement desire to be unflappable, a taste of whipped cream can wipe out all desire to see anything but the fairy godmother turn the nearest dark corner into a one way mirror bathroom stall with toilet paper that's tough, but doesn't burn your butthole after scraping your Hershey squirts off of the walls of your chocolate factory 17 times because like our delicious content, you never know when it will start pouring out again! Dig in (or don't if you're nauseous) to a new 'sode today! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Zen Master Flash Ya damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Zen Master Flash Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? Zen Master Flash Right on --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Haha, Imma be real with you chief, I dunno what this one's about either so I hope you enjoy it cause I'm sure I will as soon as I'm done playing video games. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Imma be honest with you, I have no idea what this is about and I'm currently playing video games soo.... Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Its been a year (and a few months on vacation) and we still have a podcast! Why? Fuck you! Thats why! Find out more! Here! Now! I love you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Fuggin duh bruh, course its Boco no Pico. Idiot. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Yknow, I was walking down the street one day, singing fo wa diddy diddy dum diddy do, and it dawned on me. We, as human being, have assholes. Those assholes pucker up when we are in danger. Driving, is dangers and so when people drive their buttholes clench so much that their asshole becomes a psuedo black hole and consuming their minds turning them into, you guessed it, assholes. Unpucker your cheeks, and embraces zen. Namaste. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Don't call it a comeback cause no one knows we're here! Welcome to another episode of Random Rant Generator, where we take random shit and turn it into content, like this! When we breakdown the lesser know track by Fu Gee La, The Mask! When does the masl come off? Find out in this episode of Random Rant Generator! *Guitar solo* --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

What even is censorship anyway? Are we being oppressed by totalitarian thoughtators who wouldn't let ypu take a piss withouy blacking out your vagina? Or are we just paranoid messes waiting in anticipation for our minds to implode because of our own ignorance? Whatever the hell that means? Fuck you? Find out! *SPOILERS For: Star Wars: The Last Jedi --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

The Uberminsches, the gods of paper and pencil, the people who wear tights to punch people in the face! The heroes of our childhood have long since been in our hearts as glorified psychos murdering poor people because they had to feed their families, but are they really heroic? I have no idea, I've completely forgotten what we talked about and I'm fuggin sloshed yo. Ha! Enjoy! *SPOILERS for: Your love life. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Peanuts! Calvin and Hobbes! The Boondocks! Probably others? All worthy of tv shows? I mean yeah but respect for authors wishes.... doesnt matter! Point is, we talk about em! And more! Probably. *SPOILERS FOR: Titanic. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Silverware, who needs it? Fuck you thats who. Lets rant about it! *SPOILERS: You left your kitchenware on the stove, and your stove on, and the kitchen sink on. Crazy, all spoiled. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Everyone loves a new segment! Probably! Today we're gonna go into the symbology of random shizz, starying with Rise Against, The Dirt Whispered. A pretty good song from a pretty good artist that has some interesting means of telling a story! Lets break it down and rant about it! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

You ever wonder whatd be like to have 1 out of 6 chance for random bullshit to affect your life with seemingly no rhyme nor reason? Neither have we! So we said screw it, we'll take from the realm of absolute improbablity to create an answer to a question no one asked, INCLUDING OURSELVES! Where else can you find such delightfilly transdimensional hijinks? Stargate SG1? NO! RIGHT HERE! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Kung fu movies are amazing, kung fu movies with Pitbull.....exist. To tell the truth it isn't gonna be anyones favorite but it sure does get depressing! And weird! Depressing and weird is an apt combo! But kinda cool! Just listen and you'll get the idea. *SPOILERS! For Blood Money (Duh) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Aliens! What about em? This movie is! Let's find out more about this movie found at the back of our subconscious nooowwww! *SPOILERS FOR: This movie, duh. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Alright, didn't mean to put this one out but since people already listened, fuggit. Welcome to our first edited episode! It may surprise you but we have yet to edit an episode, until now! Hopefully the qualities a bit better but even if not theres only 10 of you so really we just did it for us. Anyway listen to whatever the hell this is now! Or don't! Fuck you! *SPOILERS! Probably. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Happy Mothers Day! This episode doesnt have anything to do with mothers but it does have to do with the crimes of the beloved and usually rich seemingly saintly deeply princesses! What could the be imprisoned for? Arson? Tax fraud? Probably the most likely is disturbing the peace with all the god damn singing. Enjoy! *SPOILERS for like Disney movies or whatever I dont know. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Alright, we're not gonna lie, we have no idea what we're doing. We DO know that we are doing everything we feel like at the moment. Like talking massive shit about nothing. IE RANTINING! Enjoy! Its not the quantity its the "quality". Ha! *NO SPOILERS except that life can be kind of a bummer. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Here at RRG we like to come at you with fresh shizz, this pile is made to give hou those RASMR tingles as we sing to you sweet lullabies and shenanigans. Join us as we play a "What does this word mean stepbro?" Gamethat deifies all random co clusipns and logic! *NO SPOILERS unless you havent read the dictionary yet. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

So, yeah, we're ranting about an animated Batman movie. It isnt the best, it isnt the worst, but you'll find out more about that later. Honestly just listen to the cast, it'll all come together fairly well. *SPOILERS FOR: This movie. Duh. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Given that we're a bunch of nerds on this podcast it is more than surprising how many of us nerds just don't respect the franchise of DBZ! I mean, COME ON! You can't tell me you havent heard of it, even if you don't watch anime! Its not like there hasnt been a bunch of people converted to anime because of it either! Well, here ONE of us rant about how such a franchise should be repected for being alot better than you might have thought! *SPOILERS FOR: DragonBall Z (Duh) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Aayyyy bonus sode! We're a rant cast that likes shitty movies, so check this piece out! Its got zombies, flying sharks, and nazis! What more coild you want? A better movie! Don't worry we use that joke in the episode as well. *SPOILERS FOR: THIS MOVIE! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Ola! We try something new with a bit if a shorter episode but same quality content! Anyway, what is a DJ? A miserable pile of dance hits. But enough talk, SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! Seriously, i need to impress my bird girlfriend with some whips and nay nays. Thanks bro! Seeya next time bro! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

This'll be a fun one! We guess martial arts styles based on the names of their moves (fiction and non-fiction). Basically, its a game show. No one wins though, except you, and us, so everyone wins. *NO SPOILERS cept if we spoil that sick kick flip you were about to learn in *flips pages* judo class. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Lo and behold, a classic about classics! We're not going to explicitly say we are a really good podcast with really good ideas, but lets explore what makes a classic a classic in this! The random episode of our daughters wedding! Wait... *SPOILERS for the Godfather movies, watch them. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Whats the difference between martial arts and musicals? Honestly I cant tell the difference, cept for one is a brutal bloodsport and the other is a brutal bloodsport but while singing. Ha! Find out more of our hot takes on this weeks episode! *NO SPOILERS! That I can remember. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

This week we try something new! This week we watch a discount dollar tree movie and talk about it! Origibal we know but sure is fun! Hopefully it is for you too. Tell us what you think at: @randomrantcast or randomrantgenerator@hotmail.com. *SPOILERS FOR: Officer Downe --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

We have a very relevant conversatipn about ignorance? Is ignorance bliss? Is it a self defense mechanism? Is it slowly killing us as a whole and as a species. We dunno, but we sure are gonna talk about it! *NO SPOILERS, I think... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Alright, bith the title and this sehment went on a bit long but we're still gonna throw them out there like a baseball reference. Anywho, the patron saints of random bring to you insight on what it means to us or how we feel about long running characters like Mickey except not trying to buy our childhoods. NO SPOILERS but likely bad references. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Gotta say, we love us some weird shizz. Aliens.... other stuff, and now magic. Also flags. When we say magic we of course mean whatever you want it to mean because thats whay mahic does. When we say flags we of course mean the ones you use when (insert joke here.) *NO SPOILERS unless you dont wanna know what our favorite flags are. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

We stick to basics with body language that speaks beyond our written words, and try something new by judging people qho may be deemed "asshole". Being we all have one, we're designated to put forth our opinions of others assholes. Take that as far out of context as you will. *NO SPOILERS --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Wheel of morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Morality can be a strange subject, greater goods, lesser evils, but what is it? Fucked if I know, but today we talk about it! Hope you enjoy it cause it went a tad longer than anticipated. *NO SPOILERS, but any issues we will consult our gods on. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Yes, somehow, we ended up doing an entire episode on Babylon 5. No hate, show seems pretty good, but considering it was less than intentional I'm mainly surprised it has way more depth than I would have thought. Just put it on the list of possible binge watches and call it good. *SPOILERS for bits of story and character arcs. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

A bit late which is totesmy bad but that seems to be the theme! Anyway, we rant a bit about good artists who do bad things and what we should do about their work as well as architecture and all of its glorious gloriousness! *NO SPOILERS but no lack of just the best topics of discussion. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Hey yall, its more than 300 days before Christmas again so lets celebrate with a bad reading of A Christmas Carol. Why? Cause its called the Random Rant Generator and we just fuggin felt like it. *SPOILERS! For A Christmas Carol (Obviously) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

To celebrate 2021 we're looking at probably the longest shortest year of our collective lives, 2020 and really feeling each major event week by week.. Hope you like whatever the hell that clusterf*** was! *SPOILERS! For the documentary. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

This episode is a bit darker than others but we felt it was good to have a conversation about things that can be said is relatable from a broad perspective. We've all had issues, but if we can talk about them maybe they won't be so bad eh? NO SPOILERS, but if you or anyone needs help be upfront and please be considerate and caring. Oh we also talk about music videos but we'll get to those. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Hello fellow humans! Today we're getting deep into space with talks about aliens and then down to earth with our rant about new norms. If you think we're all alone in the universe, or even in existence, well your probably wrong? Your definitely not alone when the whole world changes before our very eyes! Sit back relax and let the biogel soothe your cranium jucies. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

In the old days, masks and books were representations of class, intelligence, dedication, and fetisization but today? They are simply fetishes. Please dive into the journey with us as we discuss just how good an old book is and how much the mask has potential to impact or cultural habits. *SPOILERS for Mary Shelly's Frankenstein (Book), Bram Stokers Dracula (Book), and the strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (Book). Also be on the lookout for the Easter eggs leading to our brand new Twitter! *Hint, there are no easter eggs but we do have a twitter. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Probably needs to be edited but it is here! Our hilarious and intelligent (probably) takes on what makes our favorite bad movies so good! *SPOILERS for movies you probably haven't seen but probably should see. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Well, whoever the hell Darron Aronofsky is he wouldn't be much without anyone else. This week, we talk about kinda famous director Darren Aronofsky and his... impact(?) as well as our less than obvious need for each other working together as one. *SPOILERS For Pi (Movie), The Wrestler (Movie), and probably other movies by the d man. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Happy Halloween! As we celebrate Christmas so early each year, let's celebrate a late Halloween to remember the good times we never had! Well, at least we can really get into the horror spirit. ISOLATED PARTY TIME! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

What beautiful space weather we have today! The sun is out a billion miles away where we trek to the stars and beyond! In this episode we have some small talk on some big thing from our atmospheric pressures to the pressure of the vast void of space! NO SPOILERS! Except for Star Trek but you could guess that. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Waddup! These ya boiz kickin it live with straight facts of life yo. We're hittin ya with real ta life experiences from personal to macro baby! Hope ya like your brain bein bomBLASTED with that good good. NO SPOILERZ but imma need a rag for this DRIP. I also have no idea what the actual episode number for this is so your gonna have to just assume its cannon. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Hello kind listeners! Welcome to a whole nother episode! We are gonna be talking about anime that touched us in our special places and penetrated our hearts with fervour and fury. Here on RRG we f***ing love anime and we want to express aome of the specefic reason why! Enjoy our banter and I'd say which SPOILERS there are, but theres like 50 so if you like anime you... Well, I guess if you dont like anime you probably wont like this episode but if you do you might not like being spoiled so... Enjoy? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Hello again and welcome to the description of this episode of Random Rant Generator! I'm your barely existent descriptor aand this episode is about whatever the hell 30 for 30 is and Tea! Two topics I've never even considered but are here all the same! Joyous! I's say there are SPOILERS! but unless your reading history of the world and still in the Jurassic era theres not much to say. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Given we've all seen the show and all have an opinion about it we figured we'd do a full episode on a classic. This is the drawn medium and not the movie, either movie. Its only as salty as the ocean but good for a dip after some time in the nostalgia waves. Wnjoy! Or dont. I have yet to read the comments. Also *SPOILERS for Avatar: the Animated Series. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Hello again! Today we discuss two very underrated topics regarding entertainment. We here at RRG relate to these subjects as we too bring much entertainment to (12) people all over the world and goven our under appreciation, we decided to convey our (non-existent) lament towards our voices being (understandably) unheard. *NO SPOILERS and remember to tip your kindly neighborhood apps (and drug) dealers. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

This is a bit of a bonus episode as its older, but its still a fun one. Enjoy our delightful rants about milk baths turned bad and good ideas with bad rep, and also bad idead. No Spoilers but, Epstein didn't kill himself. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support