Sam and Maggie Hate Glee

I can't get no satisfaction! Welcome to the FINAL, LAST EVER episode of Glee. It's finally time for a finale! Unfortunately, much like the rest of Glee, it's a bit of a stinker. Don't worry, though, we'll be back next week to do a real finale that doesn't stink! We're putting the entire series on trial so come back in 2 weeks to hear all about it.If you have thoughts or feelings you want to share with us, or potentially have us share on the finale, please reach out in the ways below:Email: sandmhateglee@gmail.comTwitter: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In a very unsurprising turn of Glee events, the writers have decided to prove how much growth the characters have had by taking us back to the beginning with 2009 (that's the name of the episode). Watch the even older actors but on horrible but period accurate costumes and revisit the youngest versions of their characters. Hit us up at sandmhateglee@gmail.com and @sandmhateglee on Twitter before our final discussion episode 2 weeks from now ;) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! It's time for Sectionals, whether you're ready/have 12 people/have a mysterious confluence of events that allowed you to reach this point or not! Shoutouts to the SFX team who did a fantastic job on a specific tree branch and welcome to the beginning of the end. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Maggie and Sam discuss The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester, episode 10 of the final season. Ironic, and easy to misinterpret, use of the Fox News triggers your hosts and a mysterious whistleblower unseats one of the strongest powers at McKinley. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! Welcome to a surprisingly not terrible episode of a dying television show. Bask in its light, but not too close or else you'll cross the event horizon and get sucked into the depths of darkness that lie beneath! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode of television is what inspired the federal legalization of gay marriage. Come here Sam and Maggie slowly wither like flowers without sunlight as they discuss the 8th episode of season 6, in which a ~surprise~ double wedding takes place while the Pierces steal the show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Howdy all! Welcome back, we're here to discuss what was hopefully Glee's last big opportunity to stick their foot in their mouth on a big social issue, "Transitioning." Luckily, and surprisingly, they didn't actually do that bad a job!links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleesandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello everyone! We're back, and we're not going away until Glee does!This episode is a real snooze fest, but we're here to spice it up with our hottest of takes.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleesandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back! We're wrapping up the second part of arguably the most bizarre turn in Glee's cannon, and Sue gets some really "important" and "meaningful" backstory that definitely needed to exist.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

WHAT IS HAPPENINGIf you haven't watched this episode of Glee, boy howdy are you in for a ride. Everyone knows the prestige should come out of nowhere and make zero sense and not explain anything!links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! Okay folks, season 6 is wild. It's just bizarre? And not great, sadly. But I guess that's why the show ended.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back! The slow trudge through the rest of Glee continues as Maggie and Sam talk about "Homecoming," an episode that tries to reboot the whole thing again I guess? Anyway, we meet some cool new people, shame that they won't be here that long.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We begin the end this week with the episode, "Loser Like Me". All of our once-loved characters are grappling with failure in an similar manner as the show itself was at the time, which really gives off a sense of true desperation.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey everyone, sorry about the delay in episodes - our home has been ravaged by an annoying cold. Anyway, this is our wrap-up episode for season 5 featuring Sam's kitty, Gus. Don't worry about him, he just wanted to be included.Anyway, season 5 - the best season of Glee? No, of course not. It is a strange turn though and we walk through memory lane to think really hard about it.We'll be back with season 6, and it's already rowdy lemme tell you!links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back with everyone's favorite - the end of a season of Glee. We're so close but we still have one more season! Next week we'll be back with our own end of season episode.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you had to sing a love song to a dog, would you make sure the lyrics don't imply bestiality? Chris Colfer, when writing this episode, did not consider this question. Sam and Maggie discuss Rachel and Snixx trying to repair an image that is true, but not flattering. Kurt makes a friend and has finally found where he belongs: the center of attention. Sam disregards the wants, needs, and words of Mercedes and also refers to Artie as a pet. So yeah. Its a bad one folks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Howdy everyone! Sorry about the delay - you know, moving and all.Anyway, thanks for joining us once again to wonder where the hell Glee went wrong. It obviously did this episode, but just why? Why is a big question, sure, but it's the one we really cannot figure out.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The common narrative around subverting expectations seems generally positive, but, if your main character is about to achieve a life long goal in one big bombastic moment, is it even reasonable to have the story focus on anything else?? Is it subverting expectations to see a now 3rd tier character having a one night stand with a one-episode character??? Sam and Maggie dwell on these questions during this week's episode.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Howdy! We're back for a nice long episode about the less fun parts of sex. You know, abstaining until marriage and telling your sexual flings that you might have given them chlamydia. Also, Sam is very sorry - he knows the Shakespearean play is actually Much Ado About Nothing, and he's sorry especially to Kenneth Branagh for mixing it up with As You Like It. I guess he's sorry to Shakespeare, too, but really who cares about that.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gracefully returning, the siblings discuss episode 15 of season 5 this week, Bash. There is suggestion of violence and hate crimes are a central point for the main plot of the episode, but there is also a live reading of star wars fan fiction, faux fur coats being thrown into rivers, and the most cringey dinner scene in the show's history.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreonsandmhateglee@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey all! Thanks to everyone who's reached out to us on our socials, which are listed below. We'll have a special mailbag (well, we talk about one email) episode in a few days as a special treat! This week we embark on a new journey, and lord knows what on earth is happening. It's New York baby!links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie are here to discuss the end of an era. It's curtains for the Nude Erections and no Temple Grandin-inspired dance numbers nor acoustic reprises will save them.links~twitter and instagram: @sandmhategleepatreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey all! It's time for another episode - this time, it's Glee's glorified version of a clip show. They're redoing numbers, inviting back guests, and generally being fine. Not great, not terrible, just fine.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie discuss "City of Angels" this week, where the sun is hot in LA, but the competitive spirit is hotter! Before you tweet, we know that it's Skylar Astin and not the 3 different ways we said it throughout the episode. Leader!Sam upsets ND's hierarchy, Glabies take some of their final turns around the ol plot track, and a fancy circus performer intimidates the prince of hell.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Howdy everyone! It's time for another dive into the depths of Glee's season 5, where we ask the question, "Will they give us a threesome between teenagers on TV?" and the answer is a resounding no (spoilers I guess). It's a disappointment, especially after the hot fire emoji that the last few episodes have served up. Anyway, just know that things will go your way!links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie return this week to discuss Frenemies; an episode that cements the bff status of some and sparks the best rivalry this show has featured to date. And a sub-plot has Sam and Maggie pondering the eternal and essential gay question: "is this a date?"links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back! This week, Sam and Maggie discuss the next episode in our weird Glee renaissance - "Rough Trade Santa." Well, the real name is the Redacted Christmas Episode or something silly like that, but it's a perfectly passable flashback to Christmas 2012 where a variety of bizarre events transpire. Honestly it's an amazing episode and perhaps worth watching?links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Maggie claims this is the best episode of Glee, and spends this episode of the podcast trying to convince Sam. Puppet Master is surely the strangest episode of the show thus far and we are all along for the wild gas-poisoned ride, hopefully wearing puppet versions of ourselves. Also, we were right about Blaine since we judged him in season 2. links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! It's time to celebrate the third-highest selling solo artist of all time, Billy Joel (at least that's what Jake says, neither of us bothered to check). Let us know your favorite Billy Joel songs, bonus points if they were your faves when you were 16 and flash mobbed them in your school hallway.Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The End of Twerk, with it's undercurrent of racism and hyper-apparent bad choices, gives Sam and Maggie many things to discuss this week. Unique finally gets a plot line, but is it good enough? Is the performance of Blurred Lines inexcusable and does Fox need to pay out to Marvin Gaye's estate? Where is the classiest placement of the smallest tattoo possible? Which New Directions member twerked the best??Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to Sam and Maggie Hate Glee! We're here, finally - the golden years of Glee. Well, maybe. We're trying to figure that out, I guess. Anyway Sam's a total Katy and Maggie's such a Gaga so watch out for Sam's whip-cream nozzles and Maggie's greasy face paint.Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie discuss The Quarterback, the memorial episode for Finn Hudson and dedicated to Cory Monteith. No punches are pulled, but apologies are made and a monster gets called out.Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back for another week! We're really breaking our whole "be more mean to Glee" thing but it's so hard when the episodes are actually halfway decent! Anyway, it's prom time again so we all know what that means - break out your raincoats, it's time for a Carrie storm, with some Beatles music I guess.Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The first episode of season 5, Love, Love, Love, is part 1 of a Beatles tribute and "makes a cultural statement" if that phrase is innuendo for Blaine using demon magic to make the story fall in line with Ryan Murphy's "activist" vision. Sam and Maggie don't talk all that much about the Beatles this episode, and thankfully, neither did the show. Also, keep in mind, this is NOT a new school year, still the very same spring we ended season 4 in (we aren't that mad at it tho).Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome! It's time for the biggest recap ever, and Sam's already sorry. It's a little long but hey we had a lot of thoughts about season 4!If you have thoughts, please contact us!Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam, Maggie, and Chris (!) discuss episode 22 of season 4, the final episode of the season, All or Nothing. Chris is plagued by the blood oath to watch and discuss Glee by proximity to Sam, and now he finally gets to air his grievances and spit some fire. In this episode, (the) Catfish is finally revealed, Ryan Murphy plucks on gay heartstrings for political points, and regionals happens.Remember to hit us up with anything and everything for our recap of season 4~~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to a wonderful episode! Well, kinda. We talk a lot about how much the writers just needed to collaborate rather than fight over characters and plots. Anyway, it's fun!links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We made it folks. It's here. The 420 episode. Don't worry, we only make the weed jokes at the beginning. We discuss "Lights Out", where all of the sets are plunged into darkness and candley moodlighting. The rest of the episode is spent discussing chaffy writing, hating Sam Evans and Artie, and theorizing about a hostile takeover of McKinley that definitely happened.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to Sam and Maggie hating an episode of Glee that was incredibly boring! It's "Sweet Dreams" and man we definitely didn't have any after this sleep-inducing episode.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Glee has done something bad and Sam and Maggie are here to sniff it out, name it, and condemn it! We start talking about Glee's portrayal of gun shots fired at McKinley at around 35 minutes in. Anxiety Preventing Spoiler: there is no graphic depiction (or description on our part) of violence and all the characters survive. Also, they serenade a cat. Also Maggie's audio definitely has some note page turning ASMR, ur welcomelinks~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! And of course the most important topic to discuss this week - which starter from Pokemon Sword and Shield is the best?!? But really, can we separate the artist from the art? Glee probably wants us to because it knows it has to be a guilty pleasure.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie discuss season 4 episode 16, Feud, this week with their usual fervor and hatred. We are still in the sweet spot of season 4, despite the more gnarly aspects of some of the story. From our evaluation, this episode is full of supernatural magic and VERY out of character moves. Be warned wary traveler, here be transphobia!links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey everyone! Welcome to our living nightmare, as per usual. We're enjoying this small reprieve in season 4 where the episodes are actually good, and this one is a fun one for sure.If the intro sounds weird, that's because it is! Maggie did a fun "tight five" at the top which we've decided to reserve for our patrons over at Patreon. If you're curious about that please consider donating - you'll get access to some more exclusive content, as well.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Sam and Maggie discuss episode 14 of season 4, I Do. We have finally arrived at the Wemma Wedding (Wemming), but not everything will be going to plan! Despite a bout of bird flu, which means that many of our favorite characters aren't in the episode at all, this episode is very fun, rather ridiculous, and inadvisably horny. links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie are here in fabulous outfits (they are wearing them even though it is a podcast and you can't see them, believe me) to discuss an episode that is a fun romp and a real trip to Creeptown all at once, Diva! Kurt and the rest of us are fed up with Rachel's insufferability, Blaine has a cold that presents with odd symptoms, Santana is back in Ohio... again, and Tina is READY to grab the spotlight (and some other things).links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Howdy! It's time for a revealing discussion where we strip down and really expose the barest truth. It's about "Naked," a Glee episode, and honestly what is there to dislike? Well, besides a lot of shame and boring plots and nothing redeeming, not much. There's some special bonus content for this episode up now on our Patreon where Sam and Maggie get very political, so if that's your thing check it out.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie discuss episode 11 of season 4, Sadie Hawkins, this week. Crushes will blossom and be revealed in the most dramatic way possible! Another idiotic McKinley club will be formed, and, wait what's that over the horizon? It's a new powerful addition to the podcast's roster of supernatural beings! This one's got a divine and chaotic streak. The episode closes out with some hot takes on Drag Race All Stars 4 and periods.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

REMASTERED! Now with actual podcast business! If you need the skinny on the episode, you can skip to minute 58 to get that sweet sweet podcast business.Welcome back! We're back with a Christmas episode, just in time for the middle of January. It's a nice short one today, because this episode, while having a lot of stories, is boring and not exactly good or bad. It just is. Join us for the Chirstmas existentialism!links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam and Maggie discuss episode 9 of season 4 this week, Swan Song, which covers the aftermath of Finn's disastrous leadership and the loss of sectionals. Fun talking points include: Cirque de Soleil's IP case against Sue and the Cheerios!, Rachel being beautiful, the obsessive rehashing of hetero pairings, and Blaine turning the lights off when people are still in the room.links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Howdy everyone! As we've just celebrated the New Year, it's probably a good time to think about Thanksgiving. In 2012. You know, typical stuff. Big thanks to our special guest this week, Devon! We forgot to mention in the show but you can find their band's stuff at https://blackradish.bandcamp.com/releases. Anyway, enjoy our rambling about this terrible show!links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We join our intrepid heroes for the last podcast of 2018 to discuss the superhero episode of Glee, Dynamic Duets! Stolen trophies, gay super villains petting cats for emphasis, liberal amounts of dutch angles, and a campy af aesthetic make this a fun episode, but, fear not gentle listener, Sam and Maggie do find things to hate!links~Twitter: @sandmhategleeEmail: sandmhateglee@gmail.comPatron: patreon.com/sandmhategleeInstagram: @sandmhateglee See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.