Sherman Tanks!

This is it. It's over. The last Sherman Tanks episode has been recorded and there is no going back. From nostalgia, depression, piss stories and answering the last bit of your questions, we're ending it in fashion true to what you would expect. Thanks for listening and hope you love it!

The Tanks are finally back and we talk about Daredevil Season 2, Plan B pills (in bulk!), sex noises (and phrases), tummy troubles, Bad Religion, a lost friend, Don't Hit Save and a huge, hate-filled rant from Chanse!

New Year, new beer! Actually, we didn't drink anything but we sure talked a lot about being drunk, public toilets, Star Wars, stay at home moms and a ton of other unsavory topics. We probably pissed someone off in this one.

The triumphant return of Chanse and Rene as they field your questions, talk about female body hair, Fallout 4, Abuser/Abusee relationships, licking frogs, Star Wars Battlefront, foot long hot dogs, beards, faking your ethnicity, music that soothes the savage beast and many other things!

The Sherman Tanks hosted half of the crossover between us and Ice And The Face is finally here! We get really serious and talk about the state of the entire UNIVERSE. Then we of course delve back into bodily functions. It's a hoot! Listen and laugh, or cringe, or cry. It doesn't matter as long as you enjoy it! Check out Episode 58 at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ice-and-the-face/id794270581?mt=2 for the Ice and the Face hosted half!

We're snowed in! So are you! We took sometime off from playing video games, eating and fapping to record a short special and invite you all to... well, you'll just have to listen, now won't you!

That's it; it's here. The final episode of Sherman Tanks! has arrived and is filled to the brim with whatever it is kept you listening to the show this long. Stick around for a treat towards the end. We'll keep this description simple and let the episode speak for itself. Fair well!

Even bigger than our last episode, an ally Tank, El Manny joins us for what is most certainly our longest and most manic episode yet. Enjoy!

In what is probably our biggest episode yet, the month of June brings some spectacular announcements on events, including a third guest host in episode 11. Of course, the typical verbal spewing you've come to know and hate. Heroin overdoses, art projects, prostitution, Chuck E. Cheese's, stress relief and punching people in the mouth; enjoy.

The questions return! The flute recorder returns! We return! The hiatus is finally over and we have something to show for it. We talk about Godzilla, Attack on Titan, life after death, bone marrow donation, having two jobs, cancer, being fat, fried chicken and a little bit on Lyme disease. It feels good to be back!

We're back on track. This episode we discuss cutting our own hair, Maryland DeathFest, sleeping during the day, electricity, the smell of buildings burning, too much self love on social media and our visit to AwesomeTalk! Tv.

For Ash Wednesday, we spoke about Mountain Dew, Casual gamers, "No Means No", Combo Number 5, racial slurs and stereotypes, inverted crosses and a associated experiment plus our upcoming appearance on Awesome Talk! TV. Enjoy.

If you've been dying and waiting for us to catch up on our deepest and darkest shit stories, well, this is the one for you. We also talk about famous people dying, the future of the podcast, and more shit. Really, we talk a LOT about shit.

The formatless episodes continue as we ponder what it means for us to be aimless, our endeavors towards healthier living, Japanese RPGs, the obsession with ultrasounds, if you are actually listening and how everything eventually leads to sexual jokes.

Snowed in and agitated, we talk about "Lucky Bastard," the fake porn film gone wrong, Scooby Doo's pee pee, food choices, oversharing, Elysium, Borderlands 2, dispassionate conversations and weird accents that make no sense.

Ever lost a phone? How about a jacket? How about your taste for porn? How about your mind? How about we lost everything? How about? Our second formatless episode goes as predictably unpredictable as one might not expect, but say they did anyhow.

The shit theme of the second season continues, as no shits are given while we answer no questions. Yep, formatless, amorphous and totally unplanned. Enjoy this one, because you made it happen by doing nothing!

The return of Rene and Chanse to the world of pod-casts is here, and we bring with us a whole new focus of unfocused babbling and ridiculousness with us. We introduce our new "What If?" and "Would you rather..?" segments to go along with our usual AMA "talk-about-anything" style, or lack of style, when it comes to pod-casting. Welcome to 2014! Now shut up and listen to us!

A deleted segment from Season 1,Episode 1 we felt was far too dark to fit the mood of the episode, let alone the series. Only time we've ever felt we had to remove anything. Enjoy.

We're done! That's it! Will this be the last episode ever? We're not sure, but if you want it to keep going, listen to this and give us tons of feedback and love! We cover embarrassing sex stories, ghosts, tales of cheating exes, high school love problems, premature ejaculation, what happens to a turtle with no shell, STDs, jealous lovers, overrated music, and so much more. This is the an extra long episode, so hope you strap yourself in for the ride!

Rene Rosa and Chanse Gierbolini talk about the best albums of the past 5 years, the worst comics of the year, why you should or should not buy a PS4 or XBOX One, how babies are made and the evils attributed to those who spoil things for others on the internet. JERKS!

A less inebriated set of cousins return as Rene Rosa and Chanse Gierbolini talk about Sherman Tanksgiving, our pet peeves, beer, what makes us well adapted to the rigors of life, the magic and hell of retail, and the heinous acts of some heavy music frontmen of the past couple of years.

After some tech issues and problems, finally, the world can hear the almost unmade 5th episode. Chanse and Rene talk about tons of things, heavily under the influence of alcohol. Be warned, this episode might contain things that are going to offend and piss you off. In other words, enjoy!

The winds of change are upon us and Rene and Chanse are having a rough patch. Naturally, this means they will talk about androids, Blade Runner, Michael Jackson, NES games, Alejandro Jodorowsky and lots of other stuff that might make you re-think just how much you hate country music.

We talk a LOT of shit this time around. The Avengers, pubic hair etiquette, video game soundtracks, blowjobs, good food (as always), "aliens", countries we would fit right in at, cocky folk, and sex, because sex always pops up... This is by far the nerdiest episode yet, so put on your anti-nerd-flu dust masks.

This week in Sherman Tanks! will be full of mischief and mayhem! Rene and Chanse talk about superheroes, answer more questions, discuss what it means to be happy, blumpkins and many other weird, disgusting and odd things.

The first episode of our Podcast. We talk Food, Adventure Time, Walking Dead, Mischief Night, How to Make a Proper "Peanut Butter and Jam" sandwich, and shit stories. "Post-Mortem Photography" was a half an hour piece of this we took out because it was really depressing and just serious stuff, so if you hear us mention that, sorry!