The DHB Radio Show

It's Sasquatch and Baron Von Lurch for tonight's show / Lurch had a rough Xmas / Man gets unexpected digit in rear / Drunk Roobs booted a fancy Xmas tree / Lurch buys funcy tea / Favourite musicals / Woman sings in cinema, gets comeuppance / Police Officer questions our host / Weight loss drugs / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show! 

Scott 'Daddy Sasquatch' Taylor gets together with The Double Laird Baron Reverend Sir Lurch Monster Liam Scott for a catch up show / Scott has fucked with the intro / Lurch had to leave the city again / Why taking Hotsauce on First Class trains is an adventure / Musicals and crying homosexuals / fizzy sweeties in bumholes / All you can eat buffet etiquette / Man asks if you have a moist lady garden at a hospital / handful of nettles whilst receiving sausage / all this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Joining Daddy Sass on tonight's show are Baron Von Lurch and Steevasaurus, with lots of talk about how we REALLY need to be more politically correct, how a kid in a cape shouted at a pensioners house overnight and how one listener in particular is absolutely done with our nonsense. Also, some information on our forthcoming Spooktacular drama, 'Muckbottom'! All this and much more on tonight's DHB Radio Show. 

"Don't call it a comeback, we've been here for years!"  Yes, TECHNICALLY I killed the show a couple of months ago, but we got together for a yap and decided that 'What the hell', we'd turn on the mics for old times sake and blast out a doozie.. And let me tell you Sir/Madam/Attack Helicopter, what a doozie it is too. From murder-trained wedding guests to Mormons laughing at cancer patients. From 'Have you seen my Baseball?' impersonators to evading the police on electric scooters, we have it all in tonights DHB Radio Show! 

STILL not dead! Well, almost, but we're going to go out kicking while we still can. Daddy Sasquatch, Boris and Tiny drink beer, get masks, talk about drowning babysitters and kids watching you have sex. Oh, and a man licks non-human testicles. All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Hey guys, wanted to share the latest aftershow from DHB 280 with you, and a few words from your favourite Daddy beforehand about the future of the show.  I love you. (Not you John).  Scott. X 

Joining Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch tonight are Boris and Tiny / Boris once inhaled excrement / Ever stolen a police van before? / Money shot is not a funny shot / Roobs is hench / Man gives special coating to new sofas / Listener wants to do unholy things to Boris' safe place / Hotsauce bursts in / Put two gingers in a room together and things get salty / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show!  X/Twitter - @dhbradio Instagram  - @dhbradio

Daddy Sasquatch is joined tonight by The Rt Hon Rev Double-Laird Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster, Steevasaurus and Money Maker Maynard / Maynard is broken before the show even starts / We're now playing by 'Demolition Man' rules, still no idea how the three seashells work / Maynar got very drunk, several listeners noticed / Prof. Moonbeam once again communes with the spirits / Lurch once thought his dad was Meatloaf / How do you feel about 'bro-jobs'? / Thanks as always to our supporters who buy us a 'coffee' over at ko-fi.com/doghousescott 

Your Daddy Sasquatch is joined tonight by Lurch Monster, The Wonderful Coops and a little drizzle of Hotsauce / Lurch wants to tackle the Side Chicks / Hotsauce calls a kid a horrible thing / We're ticking down to the Hate Crime Legislation Bill starting in Scotland / Coops is perfecting the 'Crazy Eyes' tonight / We get an email from a psychic medium / Hotsauce gets spicy with swingers / We talk about the wonderful 'Rock of Ages', Lurch had no idea what it was about / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show! 

Joining Sasquatch tonight are Boris, Tiny and the THL / Tiny had his hotel room stolen by a naked man in a shower / Sasquatch and Tiny were surrounded by grey hair and replacement hips at a Judas Priest concert / Boris fell off a bucking bronco that wasn't even turned on / The THL has manky feet, we plan to sell them on 'Foot Finder' / Man vomits like a demon over his boyfriend / Listener pranks the Sasquatch / Davina replies to last weeks email! / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show. 

Scheduling issues have meant that getting the usual gang together to record has been a challenge, so tonight Sasquatch is joined by his two new 'side-chicks', Tiny and Boris / Boris discovers Schnappi, fails to be impressed / How a new German song is dominating Laird Sasquatch's life / Tiny is 6' 8" of Germanic American / Man seeks help in local shop, gets caught 'chugging' / Listener defecates in boyfriend's kitchen bin / Would you put a toilet brush in the dishwasher? / We ask Ai for help, it thinks we're having a mental breakdown / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show!  

Sasquatch is joined by Lurch, Steevasaurus and The Coops / Godzilla is ace, Steev is wrong / Lurch won't shut up about ko-fi / Hotsauce released a new video / Coops has misspelled her name for over thirty years / Steev and Sasquatch are planning their Heterosexual commune / Lurch has some 'beef' with thieves and hosts! / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show.

Laird Sasquatch Taylor is joined tonight by the always delightful Steevasaurus / We're trialing some Discord recording tonight / Girls in movies don't suck / A complicated man throws a crispy battered fish at the Bingo / Is new Gladiators any good? / Steev gives out 'upper decker' advice / Man thinks his wife looks like legendary singer / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show!

Sasquatch is joined by Lurch Monster and Mr Pink tonight / It's Hogmany, and we're three men speaking rubbish over the internet / Mr Pink accesses the Gulag fibre, works as well as dial-up / Lurch gets introduced to the world of Harry Potter / Mr Pink has a visit from another inmate / Toddler defecates in church-goers shoe / Man sooks wrong nipple / All this and more on tonight's OG DHB! 

Well, have we got a show for you tonight! All the faves in one place for a festive gathering that's part chaos, part horrible mental abuse. Thank you all for being part of the show over the last year, and here's hoping you all have an amazing Christmas. (Except for John's).

Daddy Sasquatch & Dame Baron von Lurch Monster are running alone tonight / Hotsauce looks like a celebrity / Lurch gets on Grindr / A lady is upset / Listener insults professional wrestler / We talk what clicks our geek / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show! 

A revelry of madness on tonight's DHB Radio Show! / Coops went on holiday, lost everything / Hotsauce was in a cabaret! / Lurch faces the council / Flooding on Hayton Road / Daddy nearly breaks another kid / Rock of Ages is coming, get your tickets! / Wanna come do Karaoke? / All this and more.. Oh, and check out our new podcast by searching for 'Feart' on Spotify or iTunes.   

Well, we totally planned to get together and record some video of us exploring a haunted location, in the hope that The Coops would fear-pish all through her tighty whiteys. But alas, the weather was against us so instead we decided to record a show that was a complete nonsense. There's lots to like though, don't be scared! Like, we get scared by a cardboard Forbes for crying out loud..  

What should have been a simple and short XS show turned into an over two hour drama of emotion! Jump in and find out what the heck I'm talking about as we get ready for our forthcoming DHB Spooktacular! 

Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster get together using the magic of Discord tonight since Scotland is drowning / Lurch might have a stalker who thinks he's on the spectrum / Scott might have a stalker who's definitely on a spectrum / Hotsauce and Lurch have a gay-off / Should we set up a Grindr? / Hotsauce tried to coax a suitcase into his bed / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Daddy Sasquatch is joined tonight by 'Oooh Mr Lurchy Lurchy', Money Maker Maynard and The Steevasaurus! / Lurch has been making new intros for himself and Maynard, carnage ensues / Man asks Maynard for a straightener to determine who runs the Gulag / Listener makes boo-boo when whispering sweet nothings into his partners ear / Lurch paid £1K for a wrestling belt / SO much we had to edit out of tonights show / Come join our Discord! / All this and more on tonights show! 

Super proud adopted co-dads of Hotsauce, Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch are joined by both Coops'ses's tonight! / Hotsauce gets a birthday gift from Lurch / Coops is right onto the tequila, we expect someone getting stabbed / 'Bonnie Donnie' writes in, he wants some Hotsauce on his sausage / Man adds salty ingredient to sandwich / Daddy Sass gets in trouble because of glass penis / Hotsauce learns our show motto, 'DTL' (Don't Tell Lurch) / All this and much more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Hello everyone! As a wee extra to our normal shows, come check out a side project that Daddy Sasquatch started working on back during Lockdown, where I tried making a spooky podcast! If you like what you hear please let me know, and if you have any stories you'd like to submit, then please get in touch using the usual contact address for the DHB.  In this episode, a young woman experiences some terrifying knocking, growling and snowman decorating. And 'Boris' tells us over Skype how his childhood home was a midden of spooky nonsense.  If you like this and want to hear more, let me know! Until then, I'll see you on the next DHB Radio Show! 

Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch are back from their Summer Holibobs! / Daddy hates getting touched so much / Lurch went to Glasgow without vaccinations / Woman with crutches complains about Lurch piddling / Daddy Sass thinks he saw a special needs person 'self-pleasuring' in VR / Lurch and Daddy want to go ghost hunting / Lurch saw Johnny Depp, was unimpressed / Sass-Daddy made another podcast pilot / Everyone is copying us / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

It's late on a Sunday night, and Daddy Sasquatch feels it's time to update you gaggle of buffoons and miscreants on what's happening here at DHB Industries PLC! / Daddy used to get a perv phoning him / We need to respect adjectives now, you horrible people / Man injects and snorts poop, thinks E-Coli is now a mammal / Buses vs Cars / Why do we need more than five languages? / All this and more on tonights XS show! 

Joining your Dad tonight are Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster, and Commandant Hotsauce / Hotsauce gets his own new intro, courtesy of Lurch! / Hotsauce managed to 'convince' his way backstage at a festival / We see a photo of a Gentleman's Sausage / Lurch is becoming a social butterfly, visits the house of a listener for dinner / Sasquatch drops the military 'bass' / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

It's a Sasquatch-free XS show! Lurch hosts a confessional show with the Coopseses laying it all out on the line, and we see the Hotsauce in a WHOLE new light!  If you like what you hear, be sure and go visit dhbradio.com/support and help keep this damned show on the road ;) 

Joining Daddy Sasquatch tonight are Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster and The Hotsauce / Hotsauce is ditching the Grindr / Facing your rattledaddy's family / Lurch makes the best muckbangs / We role play being our dads / Lurch and Daddy Sasquatch are amazing actors / Hotsauce remembers his home being violated by a DHB member as a child / Grooming young 'uns is BAD KYLE / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Welcome to the return of the XS show! For those of you who don't know already, the XS show is just Sasquatch (or others) rambling into a microphone, talking about clips or stories that haven't made it on to the main show. Let us know if you like what you hear and if you want to hear more, and be sure to come and join our Discord!  Links can be found on dhbradio.com. 

Joining Captain of the ship, Daddy Sasquatch tonight are both Lurch Monster and The Coops! / Coops nearly died, for real / Silicone pap may have slipped, turned out to be fractured rib / Fitbit bomb / Lurch overcooked the damned steaks / Feeding the Meerkats with Lurch / Coops is just back from another holiday / Hotsauce arrives with a bunch of kids to inspect Lurch's toy collection / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Joining the most handsome men in podcasting (Daddy Sasquatch & Dame Baron Von Lurch) are The Hotsauce and The Sunday Night Highlight, Money Maker Maynard! / Lurch has dressed as the Joker, and he's angry about toffs / Hotsauce is our new resident movie expert / Maynard confirms, Willie is still alive! / Hotsauce talks Subs / Man excretes into mother's car / Maynard holds court as people fight to not be submitted to the Gulag! / Sorry, more 'Green Mile' impersonations / Woman has face like a horse sooking a mint / All this and much, much more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster are joined by Mr Pink for tonight's show / Lurch thinks he's a famous missing kid / Pink is on Latrine Duty / Lurch goes to zoo with Gumby, gets intimidated by rhino / Woman emails in who hates Pink and hood-chewers / Ice Cream vans sell more than just 99's, deserve to be terrorised / DHB BBQ VIP ONLY / Daddy wants to get Lurch on a plane to Wick ASAP / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

It's Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch tonight on your favoritest podcast in the world ever / Lurch doesn't count calories in MD 20-20 / Scott suffered some rear end damage / Weight loss challenge results / Coops hates us / Kyle? KYLE! FFS, KYLE!! / All t his twaddle and more on tonight's early DHB show! 

Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster are joined by The Hotsauce and Mr Pink for tonight's show / Hotsauce moves into movie reviews / John Wick is an angry man from Thurso / Creativity can be stolen from your vagina / searching for Highland Grindrs / Daddy is suffering on the dust / Lurch lost an average sized dog in weight / Mr Pink gets fingered by the law / All this and more on tonights show! 

Joining Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight are The Coops, and very briefly The Hotsauce / Coops said a horrible thing right before the mics went live, trying to get us cancelled / Scott had a salty pint / Lurch nearly got PTSD from a rogue Karaoke DJ / Some curry sauce led to explaining why a hotel bed looked like somebody had been filming hard German erotica / Just over a week before we get to the DHB Weight Loss Challenge / All this and more on tonight's show! 

Joining the God Emperor Daddy Sasquatch tonight are Dame Baron Von Lurch, Steevasaurus and 'technically' Tulula Hotsauce / We tread difficult Pronouns territory / Valentines Day / Lurch's sister gives Sasquatch a new nickname / Pink owns an actual church / We're starting our own religion / Lurch is now Sasquatch's acting manager / Sasquatch is going to be a pretend prison officer / Lurch gets drunk and asks us all questions / Hotsauce arrives! All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show. 

Joining your inappropriate father-figure Daddy Sasquatch tonight are Lurch Monster and The Coops! / We're all covered in pie grease thanks to Lurch / Lurch thought he was turning into the devil / Scott once nearly assaulted by a poster of BA Baracus / Coops' pal has messed up toes / Lurch had a meet up with NDD / We talk about our lives growing up around alcohol and neglect, make you depressed as feck / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show! 

Big Daddy Sasquatch and Lurch Monster are joined by the Sunday Night Delight, Money Maker Maynard and direct from The Gulag, Mr Pink / Lurch suffers two fatalities in one day, channels John Coffee / Man makes the mistake of telling his wife the truth / Conjugal visits, and why you should be careful of prostitutes in poor health / Maynard is back on the market / The Lurch Merch store is closing, so get your orders in quick / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show!

I'm so sorry, I wanted this show to have some kind of structure, but it seems that when you have Sasquatch, Lurch, Steev and Hotsauce in one room together, stuff gets all kinds of discombobulated / We have an awards show coming up! / Hotsauce has to leave for death / Hotsauce had some fun in the Netherlands / Lurch is making beautiful beef again / Steev says things and stuff / I don't bloody know, I'm very tired and trying to think of what happened in this absolute nonsense of a show / Oh yes, a delivery driver comes bearing MD 20/20 and gets sexually harassed / When will Fierce Beer sponsor us / Lurch horrifies a gas man / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show! 

Joining Sir Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight is the one and only Talula Hotsauce / Lurch has made a midden of pies / Scott saw a man laying on the road evacuating his nethers / Santa Sasquatch brings presents! / Man fills his undercrackers with chocolatey water / Hotsauce is basically a staircase at this point / Sasquatch has to bleep out his past / All this and more on this Hogmanay Hootenanny! 

So, here's the deal with this weeks show. You've got your usual 2hrs roughly of fantastic-ness, but because we were drinking MD20/20, we've also added an extra 2 Aftershows to the end of the podcast! Don't say that Daddy Sasquatch isn't good to you.  Description of the show? Basically I get steamrolled for most of it and insulted for having manly brows. I'm not even angry, just disappointed.. 

Joining Sir Daddy Sasquatch and the Rt Hon Double Laird Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight is The Hotsauce, and direct from The Gulag, Mr Pink / Scott has lost his comedic abilities after having his testicles torn apart in a cold room / Hotsauce talks us through douche etiquette / We're taking calls again / Mr Pink manages to retrieve the smuggled Nokia 3350 from his unmentionables to make a call from The Gulag / Lurch witnessed the most miraculous of miracles / All this and more on this episode of the DHB Radio Show! 

This one is a proper rollercoaster of nonsense as the DHB family celebrate the 250th show. Definitely takes the crown as my personal favourite episode we've done, and a good few surprises for those of you who've followed us over the years.  Blow out the candles and settle in folks, it's a three hour blockbuster! 

It's Halloween time! You know what that means of course, 400 odd Jeffrey Dahmer's roaming the streets thinking their costume is 'edgy and unique'. So poke that noise, and instead come join us for our 2022 Halloween Spooktacular! Daddy Spook-Squatch and the Lech Monster are joined by Caustic Coops and Skeptic Steev for tonights show / Woman gets shouted at for eating Mars Bars / NDD tried to take a dump in a cats litter tray, failed / Woman gets roughly intruded by spooky digits / Coops is scared to go for a poop / Steev is a vampire of joy / 10% discount on all merch over at lurchmerch.co.uk right now! / Something under the bed licks her hand / All this and more on tonight's SPOOKTACULAR!! MWAHHAHAH!!

Daddy Sasquatch and Lurch Monster are joined by Steevasaurus for tonight's show / Steev still finds speaking into a microphone difficult / Lurch loves women who sound like men / Scott faces being defanged / We talk movies and being dads / What we all doing for Halloween then? / All this and more on this episode of The DHB Radio Show! 

Daddy Sasquatch is joined by the legendary Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster and The Hotsauce! / We're rocking some new kit tonight, and we sound like liquid sex / Hotsauce is on a mission to complete the alphabet / Daddy Sasquatch can't stop pressing all the new buttons / An old man terrifies Lurch / Hotsauce told his employer to McStuff their job / If you're a horrible person, expect saliva in your fast food burger / An email from a listener turns a bit dark / We turn on a ghost meter, and poor Lurch is struggling / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Daddy Sasquatch is joined by Dame Reverend Baron Von Lurch Monster, Steevasaurus and 'Yappy Abi' for tonight's show / It was Lurch's Birthday, so we brought him a surprise / Lurch uses tongs to inspect suspicious package / Abi won't shut the hell up / Steev angrily mouths a pie / A listener sends us a former guests 'best bits' / Sasquatch seemingly sounds like an epileptic popcorn machine / Lurch is a bloomin' DHB MVP / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

Joining Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch tonight are Steevasaurus and The Hotsauce / Two broken kids prompts an intervention from Lurcheremy Kyle / Steev has an infected nut and foosty eye, still brain damaged / Hotsauce talks his contract negotiations with Chairman Lurch / We get attacked by Cancel Culture / a flying beast nearly kills The Hotsauce / Lurch nearly died outside a generic restaurant / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show! 

THE EVIL BENEATH LOCH NESS! Find out more about this classic movie with this bonus release of this Vampire Sausage episode from back on 2015. 

The first seven minutes sound a bit rough as we had some microphone issues, but stick with it as there are 3 HOURS of goodness with your favourite borderline humans / Scott is on the MD 20/20 mixed with Buckfast tonight / Lurch is handing out the best gifts / Steev isn't dead! But he did suffer a pretty bad medical issue / Maynard still looks like a chiseled Adonis / Somebody pooped on a dog / What is 'The Justice Van'? / Stand back NDD, we now have NDR / Some horrible brute peed in Lurch's sink / Scott gets accused of being a bit heavy-handed with the tiny gingers / All this and a shed-load more on tonights DHB Radio Show! 

If you miss this one, I absolutely don't like you anymore / A returning host shocks the DHB studio / The Hotsauce makes the mistake of telling Lurch secret things before the show / Coops is hearing lots of revelations / The Hotsauce gets an email from an unexpected admirer / The Coops gets an email from an unwanted admirer / Lurch has been pumping cash into the show / Lurch shocks Sasquatch with gifts! Oh, and he's an official Dame now / New merch coming AWFA soon / All this and an absolute mess-ton more on this weeks DHB Radio Show!