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Each podcast we'll talk about the assigned homework, make important decisions with the roll of some dice, come up with a sitcom pilot, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get that salsa recipe.

The Fribrary Podcast


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    Ep. 97: Plumbing For Beautiful Words of Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2025 65:27


    Sure, we're a little late in getting this out. Much like Steve's kitchen sink, we've been backed up. Irregardless, here it is for your enjoyment. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 96: Asteroids vs Nutty Buddy Creme Pies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 56:04


    We solved the asteroid problem. You're welcome, Earth. Along the way we hear a nightmare story (trigger warning: it involves electronic device frustration). Then we renamed some bodies of water–regular Tuesday stuff all done on a Saturday night. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 95: The Festivus & The Annual Braries

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 39:09


    After a very long and surprisingly recurring conversation about feet on Only Fans and a classic retelling of The Frosty Story, which was three Fribrarians' first encounter with the timeless tale, we settled inside from the rain to hand out accolades and awards. There were (minor) grievances aired and an epic feat of strength. Enjoy! […]

    Ep. 94: The Toe Would Hurt Until the Face Hit the Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 65:33


    Alternative titles: We solved some problems and perhaps created new ones. Check out the latest (delayed) Fribrary. Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 93: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Lauren

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 32:05 Transcription Available


    We sat down to learn more about Lauren. She didn't disappoint. Listen to get to know her better.

    Ep. 92: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Kim

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2024 59:07 Transcription Available


    We turned the tables on our favorite counselor making her take our examination. Did she pass? You'll have to listen to see for yourself. Enjoy!

    Ep. 91: Circadian Rhythms, Power Bottoms, and Coffee is for Morning Closers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 65:12


    We hashed it out bringing controversial statements into focus only to find that we were right all along. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 90: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Eva

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 46:48


    It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Perfect for a podcast at The Library. Lucky for us on this St. Patrick's Day Eva was available to sit down to talk. She let us know what makes her tick and how someone in their extremely early twenties views life. Enjoy!

    Ep. 89: Aliens Versus Reality

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2024 53:50


    We came, we discussed, we conquered the concept of aliens and UFOs. Well, the only thing we really settled is that aliens don't use 3.5 floppy disks. But settle that we did! We even had a chance to dabble into AI. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 88: FestivusBrary Brings Out The Foxy Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2023 39:32


    Festivus was again a raging success. We came, we drank, we reviewed one another (sometimes kindly, sometimes brutally) . . . we even spilled a drink. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 87: Shards of Glass and The World’s Best Lazy River

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 57:25


    This ask each other anything started with a smash and just kept going. Come for the lazy river, stay for the shocking claims about what dessert we each are, enjoy it all! Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 86: Where’s The Meat?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 76:51


    Great times as we figured out the whole 3-D meat question and then turned to a lightning fast (in reply) Lightning Round with new (to us) waitress Courtney. We also have a professional tennis player in the crew. Listen to find out more. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 85: We Need Superheroes To Save Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 54:26


    Back together for one last session before prison school starts, the group discussed what is wrong with movies. Why don't they make them like they used to? Perhaps it is a good thing or we just aren't appreciating what we've got. Alternatively, not all changes are good. Why is everything a CGI-filled sequel or remake? […]

    Ep. 84: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – David

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2023 40:29


    David is a man of strong positions but with a gentle disposition. He opened up to reveal what motivates him and what goals he has set for himself. We learned a lot as will you as you get to know David. Enjoy!

    Ep. 83: MedievalFairBrary

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 80:26


    The alternative title is “I Can Fist My Bellybutton”. Don't ask. This podcast is our first attempt at using WordPress's transcript generation tool. Let's see how that goes. The reference homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 82: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Angie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 55:57


    Angie is a known runner, but she did not run from our interrogation. We learned a lot about this sometimes quiet Fribrarian. Some of it was a direct challenge to other Fribrarians. Enjoy!

    Ep. 81: How Big Are The Boobs, And How Bad Is The Breath?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2023 93:38


    Alternative titles included: Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 80: Pangaean Girls – The Festivus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 49:18


    Another season of grievances is now behind us. All feats of strength have been completed. The Festivus was yet again a tremendous success. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 79: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Steve

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 49:49


    In this in-depth conversation Steve cops to having “an FU attitude but without FU money.” Listen as he answers the questions posed–some lightning-round style, some just thunderously poignant. Enjoy!

    Ep. 78: Coygators

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 50:32


    Back together after awhile apart, the gang talked about Josh & Angie's upcoming move to Norman, what might await them in their new house, how Steve completely failed picking jams, and a not-so-quick catchup on Kevin's dating scene. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here.

    Ep. 77: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Josh

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 49:29


    On this a very special episode of The Fribrary podcast, we turn our attention to Josh. In this in-depth conversation we will learn Josh's motivations, regrets, personal evaluations, future goals, and so much more. We learn that he doesn't want for much and actually is fighting contentment as he balances all the interesting things in […]

    Ep. 76: It’s Only 25 Feet, You Lazy SOB!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 61:14


    School is back as you can tell by the noise, but it is great to see The Library packed. These kids might be getting in some last celebrations of summer before hitting the books; that won't stop us from diving right into some homework. We cover the Top Gun: Maverick alternative take, discuss some other […]

    Ep. 75: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Kevin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 89:20


    Here is the first of a new series of more intimate conversations with a smaller group. We are calling them Interludes until something better comes along. These are designed to be around a singular topic with no associated homework assignment. In this episode we get to know the OG Fribrarian himself, Kevin. We cover a […]

    Ep. 74: You Only Live 10 Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 73:17


    This AYA episode was filled with surprise answers. The questions covered were the following: What are your blind spots (intellectual, emotional, spiritual, etc.)? What are mine and other Fribrarians? Kevin, it turns out you have a terminal disease. You have 10 days to live. Also, you have a large financial debt you previously were unaware […]

    Ep. 73: How Many Grandmas Can You Lift?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 82:41


    Eva wasn't present; so you'll have to listen and choose your own alternative titles. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 72: Eggnog Urinal Cakes – The Festivus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 57:51


    It was a joyous gathering once again. Diamond Steve obtained Executive Chairman Platinum Elite Superb Wonderfulness Status as he passed $20,000 in lifetime spending at The Library! The complete progressive story can be found here. The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 71: Brain Tumor Spelled Backwards Is Angie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 63:12


    The Library was closed for Thanksgiving, but we weren't. Thankfully we have a house. Possible titles are below. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! He was my boss and my landlord Back up the truck  However the dwarf casts  “What are you thankful for?” “VPN” Angie is like Jesus Christ of women  The baboon wants his […]

    Ep. 70: You Have a Very Punchable Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 44:32


    Our trip to a cabin in the deep woods was a huge success. We found our souls and a refreshed look on life while avoiding coyotes and weirdwolves. Alternative titles included: Lucas is a camper. You were waddling. You can touch my guitar anymore. The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 69: Can we not talk about wet bacon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 73:44


    SpookyBrary gave us a trip down TV memory lane. Here are some of the alternative titles: Rip She was a dirty little witch. aahhh, chips I got rid of my bacon. What the date that you started collecting bacon?  I moved bacon twice. I've quartered a cow before. Bring the laser! The referenced homework is […]

    Two Homers and a Realist – Nebraska 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 70:01


    We got intro and outro music! We are obviously getting serious about this stuff. Hopefully the team will follow our lead.

    Two Homers and a Realist – Western Carolina 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 60:49


    A much better game against a much weaker opponent. Here is our insights along with a rant about OU's stadium facilities from the fans' perspective.

    Ep. 68: The Dangers of Puppy Meth

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 83:39


    Alternative titles included: They got you to kidnap yourself. He's a cleric at best! Can the podcast be titled “We were poor; we had to fart”? Reference homework is here. Enjoy!

    Two Homers and a Realist – Tulane 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 82:56


    This is the debut episode of a new podcast from Sky Leach Productions: Two Homers and a Realist, which covers OU football from the perspective of the most well informed and thoughtful fans in the world. While there will be occasional bonus episodes with pregame predictions and our views on college football topics, the primary […]

    Ep. 67: The One That Ended Too Soon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 69:32


    WARNING – WE LOST BATTERY LIFE NEAR THE END; SO ALL THE AMAZING GREAT STUFF THAT WE THOUGHT WE WERE CONCLUDING WITH DIDN'T GET RECORDED. If you had come to Fribrary, you would have been among the few that witnessed creative magic. Eva didn't come; so we don't have alternative titles. The referenced homework is […]

    Ep. 66: He Knows How to Tackle a Vacuum Cleaner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 55:56


    We broke (in) two new waitstaff including an epic lightning round, got a salsa recipe, and almost came to blows over pancakes. Here is the referenced homework. Enjoy!

    Ep. 65: VegasBrary – I’m a Known Dice Counter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 7:37


    The faithful made the never-often-enough pilgrimage to our holy land–the Valley of the Meadows, Sin City, Viva Las Vegas, Baby! For those wondering, we conquered yet again. We took a brief moment between jackpots and free booze and signing autographs and hittin' the clubs cover free and feasting like kings to share our thoughts. Alternative […]

    Ep. 64: Bobbing for Spatulas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 97:29


    A smaller, nimbler group for this session managed to knock it out of the park. Alternative titles were: Technically I am Ed. I'm fortunate to have a 3rd ACL. Free-range ducks Hangin' to the knees I both like lasagna and have boundary issues. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 63: We need Noah. Oh, wait I meant Moses.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 54:16


    We cover movies we surprisingly have not seen, a bunch of Ideas For Fribrarians, and we figure out the whole ship stuck in the Suez. Other titles included: You had one job Suez people. Where's your lock system? I've got the rich man's toe. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Ep. 62: Thursdays are all the same Thursday

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 86:40


    We cover some tales from the cold, get to introduce a new waitress to The Lightning Round, and share 30-second pitches on some of our jobs. Alternative titles were: Mongolia's a cool place too. We call it a car hole. A rubber ball can stop an elephant. Challenging, difficult, and very interesting Son, this is […]

    Ep. 61: Taco Cat – The Sequel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 82:37


    2021 started in style. Alternative titles included: Team David You know it's true, Tony told me. I'm not a boomer; I'm just insecure. How do you like your president? Pickled. Being set on fire would suck. Thanks mom. Cause fat farms suck. So when she laid the eggs… She airbuds it. Referenced homework is here. […]

    That’s a Thick Eggnog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 41:47


    We jammed the night away and welcomed in 2021. Alternative titles included: After birth is actually highly flammable. Stop dipping your toe in; it's not a first-date move. The full jam list is below: Song Artist Submitted By Bad Decisions The Strokes Lucas Burn Ellie Goulding April Dog Days Are Over Florence + The Machine […]

    Festivus 2020 – Southie Has Stolen Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 40:37


    Another adequate Festivus has passed. Alternative titles were: The goggles of shame That's the most Lucas thing you've ever said. Feature not a bug That was better than our wedding vows. We took the cats outside. That's how you know you're 40. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    The Braries – 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 63:01


    Our annually to be annual awards show was epic. See below for the list of awards. Our apologies for not thinking to get pictures of all the trophies. Visit The Library to see those awarded to our hosts and fabulous waitstaff. This Fribrarian Awards to This Fribrarian Best _____ in the category _______ Steve Angie […]

    Episode 57 – Sleep Tindering

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 69:04


    A delayed HalloweenBrary was well worth the wait. In addition to new developments in Kevin's dating app life and some bizarre goat-eat-horse stories, we had an epic trivia contest. The winning team was as dominant as they were surprising. Potential titles included: Dating adjacent stories  If nothing is nothing than nothing has to be something. […]

    Episode 56 – Attacking Kevin since 1664

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 92:54


    Another warm and fuzzy patiobrary. We calmly discussed the upcoming electoral chaos, and no shots were fired. Alternative titles included: Classic Lucas, bottom feeder Why is Patrick Duffy in the shower? An economist that blogs… Big La La! 1664 Columbus sank to the ocean floor. Drink me like one of your French beers. La La […]

    Episode 55 – Don't Tell Me How To Be Joyous!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 94:41


    It was a classic patiobrary Friday. Great episode as indicated by the live-audience polling done at the time. Many alternative titles including: Puff puff don't pass I don't have any homework on Fridays. We need the other girl. What kind of sno cone would you get? I think the year ends in civil war. How […]

    Episode 54 – I know enough to know everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 128:30


    Alternative titles included: Fighting bibles You're driving your corvette wrong. They couldn't spell back then; they didn't have all the letters. Please giveth me the amazon gift cards. My windmill can't turn. They have a really good yule log. Women and pennies You lost me at Del City. That's not in mid-del. 2 is definitely […]

    Episode 53 – It's a Cornucopia of Good Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 95:44


    Alternative titles: It's the worst game of telephone. Be quiet Deb. It's Skittles now. I thought about the toilets. This is death, this is death, this is death. Prison sounds awesome sometimes. I invented Fortnite. Did you go atheist for a year? Organize them. That's what secretaries are for. Messenger birds of prey It's been […]

    Episode 52 – Zoombrary 5 – I Grew Up In A Bagging Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 86:12


    In this virtual Brary we took a virtual trip back to college. We drew some pretty crazy stuff, and went down some Kevin rabbit holes of lawn care as we bid farewell to July on this July the Lastith. Check out the video as well. The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    Episode 51 – Somebody Brought a Slushie to a Gun Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 109:18


    I'm happy to report that nobody got cancelled in this episode. Possible titles included: Permanent knee calluses I'll kill an old person before I miss a football game. He comes in my cube all the time. I have a knife. Do you need it? No smellzies I think the spoof is on you. Anti Lucas […]

    Episode 50 – Zoombrary 4 – Freedom’s Eve

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 108:32


    We wanted to be in person, but quarantine got in the way. Yet that was a happy accident as it allowed us the freedom to have a VERY special guest–the world famous Emily Danger! As always with Zoombraries, there is a YouTube version. Possible titles included: Hey, we're out of coins. It was a contest, […]

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