The Golden Hour with Ben and Jorden

//Taffy // Wedding speech // White cricket // Moron //

April 18th, 2 days before 420. Positive, upbeat, clean, sober (ish).Nothing can stop him now!

// Surprise Nan // Finger retcon // Hospital dogging // Pills & booze //

There will be finger puns.

Pre-emergency golden, not a care in the world.

// Neighbour note // Freeze-a-finger // Blind sat nav //

// Stop smoking Drink water // Train conductor // Totally legitimate insurance claim // Fridge noise // Business report // CV //

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// Fire dream // Kidney failure // Thief moving in // 85! // The side salad // Tin opener //

// Danny the ghost // The Substance // The sandwich // Nan's dry ass cake 7 // VR //

Christmas shopping the Saturday before Christmas.

// R D Jordan // LOTR:SP // The Deadpool story // Energy cycle // Jizzy pants // Unbalanced hair karma // P Diddy // Quantum insights //

A lecture on bad decisions from a hypocrite.

Jorden's big audition for Britain's got talent!! Expect a fully supportive Ben.

// Differing manipulation techniques // VR // Wash it twice // Stoner thoughts // BGT // Gift //

// The Dentist // The Episode // The Smell // The Biker //

// door stuff // RIP Derek, who gets his garden? // bus stop dancer // ultimate insult // milk run // bits and bats sponge //

// creams // talc // powder // chilli //

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// Moody // Gym bro // Muscle ribs // £41.30 // It's pee // Singing lessons //

A terrible mess of a show, maybe worth it for the politician story.

It's been 7 days, not a week.

80% of this is Jorden talking about his favourite thing, the other 20% is me asking him not to.

Third wheel sees it all.

// 5am favour // Clove oil // Chode talk // Stoner thoughts // What's Taylor done now? // Is this a toilet? // D pics //

// Ben in a vest // Worlds greatest lover // Download stories mostly removed // Cringey serenade // Nan rings //

By the time we arrived he was covered in prawns and coffee.

// Dreams // Half a pea // 4 minute mile // Kidnapping //

// Safe sex pack // Moody couple // Sorry Dua Lipa // Swingers party // Too big an ask //

A necessary amount of beeps!

// Riddles // Awards night // Fridge on the washing machine //

// Beetlejuice // Big Dance // 10 Moves // Homeless // Lottery ticket // Night terrors // Got the dogs name //

// Just a couple of work stories //

// Lexicon // Expresso // Red letter // Coach driver jokes // Deepcut Beatles reference // Banana boat story // Two time nominee // Black powder // Top Gun in leadership and bravery // Nan's cake //

// Coffee run // Supervisor of the year // Business call // Dreams // Gorilla thoughts // Seal and polar bear // Quiz names //

// Snow fall // Something beeped // Mums nightclub scare tactics // Still dead to me // Jo Jo // Salt and ash // Poison math // RSVP to nan // Philosophy of teeth // Sleepover at nans //

// Sofa paint // Get swifty // Lighter problem // Body of Jet Li //

// The 2 asks // Hair Tonic // Teeth glue // Animal facts // Big dance tonight // Photo bomb // 4 likes // Nans new suite // Tinder bio // I'd orgy for you bro // Shave my neck // Fridge move //

A little golden but mostly bug blasting.

// Wooden fridge // Star Trek // Shit happens // Too lonely to fart // Gooch stuff // Tinder sign up //

Not the goldenest of episodes. If you skip this one you won't have missed much.

// 7 nuggets // No nose // Ex-planation // Key to fit the dough // Ribena is delicious // Que Sera, Sera //

// Weird energy // 6 stamps // A + E // Gross body segment // Good balls //

'Ben and Jorden go to Ikea' but sound on location was terrible so its more like 'Ben and Jorden getting ready to go to Ikea'. // Crazy shirt // Xmas present 2 // Time to die // No brakes // Bad scarf // The Phantom Menace //

// Ironing, man // 2 different legs // Clubcard // Sight or sound // Top gear // Kinga // 4 channels // Apocalypse // Baths // Xmas present 1 // A little skimpy // Sky restaurant // Johnny 5 // Driving instructor //

// Milton Keynes // Coach K's top tips // Rollercoasters // Gross body segment //

// Urgh de toilette // Milton Keynes // £6.69 // Temu.com // Beanheads wig // Do you not know how to be hospitable? // Cinema collapse // After credits we play Hogwarts Legacy.

// Orange milk // Lost golden // Drivers license// PS5 campaign //

// Bitcoin coin // One Ring of Power £1.67 // Mo Farrah's blender // Jiffy // Teleportation // Tom Cruise // Shaun // Nan // Drivers license // Cringe home videos // Dreams //

// Leeds fest // Broken ass // Life of a moshpitter // Do not stray from the path // Jan 2025 China // The tobacco lie // Side quest // Hideous Hoody // Luxury cookie scandal //