Welcome to our hotel based podcast. We aren’t staying in this hotel, we are running it while you sleep! Get ready to find out why that’s the scariest prospect ever! Hotel stories. Customer stories. Jorden stories. Mostly ridiculous waffle from two people
The Golden Hour with Ben and Jorden
// Neighbour note // Freeze-a-finger // Blind sat nav //
// Stop smoking Drink water // Train conductor // Totally legitimate insurance claim // Fridge noise // Business report // CV //
// Fire dream // Kidney failure // Thief moving in // 85! // The side salad // Tin opener //
// Danny the ghost // The Substance // The sandwich // Nan's dry ass cake 7 // VR //
// R D Jordan // LOTR:SP // The Deadpool story // Energy cycle // Jizzy pants // Unbalanced hair karma // P Diddy // Quantum insights //
Jorden's big audition for Britain's got talent!! Expect a fully supportive Ben.
// Differing manipulation techniques // VR // Wash it twice // Stoner thoughts // BGT // Gift //
// The Dentist // The Episode // The Smell // The Biker //
// door stuff // RIP Derek, who gets his garden? // bus stop dancer // ultimate insult // milk run // bits and bats sponge //
// Moody // Gym bro // Muscle ribs // £41.30 // It's pee // Singing lessons //
A terrible mess of a show, maybe worth it for the politician story.
80% of this is Jorden talking about his favourite thing, the other 20% is me asking him not to.
// 5am favour // Clove oil // Chode talk // Stoner thoughts // What's Taylor done now? // Is this a toilet? // D pics //
// Ben in a vest // Worlds greatest lover // Download stories mostly removed // Cringey serenade // Nan rings //
// Dreams // Half a pea // 4 minute mile // Kidnapping //
// Safe sex pack // Moody couple // Sorry Dua Lipa // Swingers party // Too big an ask //
// Riddles // Awards night // Fridge on the washing machine //
// Beetlejuice // Big Dance // 10 Moves // Homeless // Lottery ticket // Night terrors // Got the dogs name //
// Lexicon // Expresso // Red letter // Coach driver jokes // Deepcut Beatles reference // Banana boat story // Two time nominee // Black powder // Top Gun in leadership and bravery // Nan's cake //
// Coffee run // Supervisor of the year // Business call // Dreams // Gorilla thoughts // Seal and polar bear // Quiz names //
// Snow fall // Something beeped // Mums nightclub scare tactics // Still dead to me // Jo Jo // Salt and ash // Poison math // RSVP to nan // Philosophy of teeth // Sleepover at nans //
// Sofa paint // Get swifty // Lighter problem // Body of Jet Li //
// The 2 asks // Hair Tonic // Teeth glue // Animal facts // Big dance tonight // Photo bomb // 4 likes // Nans new suite // Tinder bio // I'd orgy for you bro // Shave my neck // Fridge move //
// Wooden fridge // Star Trek // Shit happens // Too lonely to fart // Gooch stuff // Tinder sign up //
Not the goldenest of episodes. If you skip this one you won't have missed much.
// 7 nuggets // No nose // Ex-planation // Key to fit the dough // Ribena is delicious // Que Sera, Sera //
// Weird energy // 6 stamps // A + E // Gross body segment // Good balls //
'Ben and Jorden go to Ikea' but sound on location was terrible so its more like 'Ben and Jorden getting ready to go to Ikea'. // Crazy shirt // Xmas present 2 // Time to die // No brakes // Bad scarf // The Phantom Menace //
// Ironing, man // 2 different legs // Clubcard // Sight or sound // Top gear // Kinga // 4 channels // Apocalypse // Baths // Xmas present 1 // A little skimpy // Sky restaurant // Johnny 5 // Driving instructor //
// Milton Keynes // Coach K's top tips // Rollercoasters // Gross body segment //
// Urgh de toilette // Milton Keynes // £6.69 // Temu.com // Beanheads wig // Do you not know how to be hospitable? // Cinema collapse // After credits we play Hogwarts Legacy.
// Orange milk // Lost golden // Drivers license// PS5 campaign //
// Bitcoin coin // One Ring of Power £1.67 // Mo Farrah's blender // Jiffy // Teleportation // Tom Cruise // Shaun // Nan // Drivers license // Cringe home videos // Dreams //
// Leeds fest // Broken ass // Life of a moshpitter // Do not stray from the path // Jan 2025 China // The tobacco lie // Side quest // Hideous Hoody // Luxury cookie scandal //
// House party // Cool off // Mr Thomas Smith // Redhead // House party cancelled // Tesco meal deal // Pinball //
// Travel blender // Beamish // Q.U.I.P // Obligatory dick segment // Behind the moustache // Nan says its bedtime // Adventures of Jorden and Gambit // Stephen Dorff // ballsdeep3 // Limp Bizkit afterparty //
// Hair plans // Goob squad // Exploded face // How dare you envy me // Ghosts, fairies and things that hover 2 // Plaster cast (small) // Xmas present 2022 update // Raq attack //
// Doctors // Face. Arms. Response. Time // Aging // BBC guy // Debut album // Old lady //