The Mr. Nailsin Show on Radio Misfits

Trump to release UFO files! A man has relations with a vacuum cleaner. Night Knight and crew find the mysterious Door Man! [Ep 611]

A wealthy couple’s divorce turns hilariously nasty! Sun King and The A.S.S. mop up after The Bewitcher vanishes! [Ep 610]

A lonely man just wants women to change his diapers. Night Knight takes down The Bogey Man. More teacher sex scandals from Louisiana. [Ep 609]

Teacher sex Scandal! Fake Nurse Scandal! BDSM Murder Plot Scandal! Babysitter Scandal and a Rock Scandal! [Ep 608]

Naked woman tries to be a mermaid. The Bewitcher arrives and confronts Sun King and The A.S.S. A teacher helps a fugitive escape. A woman leaves her father to rot. [Ep 607]

Several stories about knives and where knives go stabbings follow. Night Knight faces the Bogey Man while The A.S.S. faces The Bewitcher! [Ep 606]

Perhaps But Maybe Not looks at the Hudson Valley Bigfoot and the hazards of picking your nose. Meanwhile Sun King deals with the recently returned Whiz Bang! A woman steals for her breast milk. [Ep 605]

Cosmetic surgery now provides sculpting of boobs and asses with fat from cadavers. Night Knight and Frog Prince go to a bar to find Ape Wonder! A gay man seeks out a pastor to pray the gay away and ends up sexually assaulted by him. [Ep 604]

A couple sell their baby for a six pack of beer. Sunshuner and Night Fury attempt to rescue Sun King. A crazy woman threatens President Trump. [Ep 603]

A selection of Nailsin News stories that cover sex, violence and inflatable pool toys. [Ep 602]

Night Knight and The A.S.S. discuss fighting The Bewitcher but don’t actually do it. Meanwhile Dr. Deja Vu recruits The Star Rider! [Ep 601]

Bubba Stargone and crew are recruited by Admiral Thang for a mission to destroy the Martian Armada! Meanwhile they must face multiple threats from within! [EP 600]

Another teacher sex scandal! Sun King enlists the aid of Sunshiner! The Slender Man stabber escapes and gets caught. A couple breaks into a restaurant and has sex. [Ep 599]

Another Teacher Sex Scandal! A sick killer will be executed! An aunt turns her nephew into a hitman! Night Knight and Dr. Deja Vu recruit more superheroes to fight The Bewitcher! [Ep 598]

Naked burglary! Naked Stand Off! Anti Freeze Poisoning! Plus Sun King desperately tries to get home only to make a shocking discovery about his sister! [Ep 597]

A rub and tug bust. A unique bank robber disguise. Comet or spaceship? Season six of The Cruise ends. [EP 596]

The kissing bug stalks Louisiana with it's infected poo! Night Knight recruits Gold Gladiatrix and Hell Bat. Lefty celebrates Mamdani. Sam and Sara reunite on The Cruise. Health care worker tortures patient. [Ep 595]

Apparently the theaters of Broadway are haunted! Pud Bagsley continues to try to escape The Cruise by any means necessary. A classic old time radio episode of Lights Out The Chicken Heart! [Ep 594]

A look at the urban legend of The Bunny Man! Sunshiner searches for the missing Sun King with The Flea and Night Fury! [Ep 593]

A look at the Black Eyed Children urban legend. Night Knight once again encounters Bogey Man's ex girlfriend Bug A Boo! Did the Anabelle doll kill a paranormal investigator? The past continues to haunt Sam Hill on The Cruise. [Ep 592]

A look at the legend of The Bell Witch. The past haunts The Cruise! [Ep 591]

A look at an urban legend and it's possible origin. Sun King seeks a path home but all is not as it seems. The Cruise returns as Mackenzie Guffin encounters a strange visitor. [Ep 590]

The complete season five of The Cruise is presented to prepare for the arrival of season six. [Ep 589]

Doug & Lefty review the first episode of Sci Fi series UFO "Identified!" Another teacher sex scandal. Bubba Stargone and crew seek to escape Magnus Rex! A man impersonates a judge to help an inmate escape jail! [Ep 588]

A collection of stories concerning CIA files, UFO's and a haunted house that inspired the film The Conjuring Last Rites. [Ep 587]

The legend of the phantom dog The Black Shuck is explored. Sun King finds himself in another dimension. Old fart shoots woman for denying him sex. [Ep 586]

Fungus encrusted zombie spiders are at large! Martian Warlord Magnus Rex makes his move but is interrupted by an unexpected visitor. A Baton Rouge cashier gets fired after defending herself from some crazy woman. [Ep 585]

Bug-Man and Critter face one of their creepiest villains yet: Old Man Winter, a paralyzed madman who freezes his victims with a sinister toxin that leaves them trapped inside their own bodies. As paralysis spreads across Gothic City, Bug-Man must uncover the twisted history behind Old Man Winter, a disgraced doctor with a personal vendetta tied to crime boss Red Boyle—and to Bug-Man himself. From nightclub showdowns to gas-filled standoffs and malfunctioning exoskeletons, the fight escalates until Bug-Man and Critter discover surprising new abilities that may change their adventures forever. A complete audio adventure packed with parody, pulp, and plenty of absurd laughs. [Ep 584]

A woman tries to kill daddy believing he's the devil. Sun King The Flea and Dyna Mofo take on the red storm. A female inmate kills her cell mate over a toothbrush. [Ep 583]

After School Special! Three more teacher sex scandals Plus Bubba Stargone and crew confront Magnus Rex! [Ep 582]

While dealing with a mutant lizard Bubba Stargone and crew must face The Martians! Sun King and The Flea confront Dyna Mofo over his exposing Sun King's affair with Moon Mage! Finally a woman goes to prison for murdering her children's fathers. [Ep 581]

Doug and Pat Dixon continue their tour of crime. A man kills a woman because he was tired. Another man drives around with dead boyfriend in car. Sugar Daddy shoots up motel and nurse amputates foot without permission. [Ep 580]

Doug and Pat Dixon discuss sex abuse charges dropped against a doctor. A woman operated an illegal clinic out of a shed in her backyard and a man proves to be the worst son of in the world. [Ep 579]

Pat Dixon joins Doug to talk about some Louisiana crimes some of which may be grossly under charged. [EP 578]

A Teacher sex scandal Update. Captain Snuffstuff attempts to abduct Dr. Leer! Crack is found in the crack. Sun King discovers the true identity of a fellow employee! A weather man gets busted in a sex tape extortion scheme! [Ep 577]

Pat Dixon returns to join Doug in discussing naughty teachers and anchormen. Murders, sick sad creeps and a half naked flag burner! [Ep 576]

Doug and Lefty review the final Space 1999 episode "The Dorcons." Another teacher sex scandal. Betrayal continues for Bubba Stargone and The Uranus Patrol! [Ep 575]

A Professor gets his female students to strip and watch orgies. A woman runs over a woman. A crazy woman attempts something evil. Will Lewdy betray Bubba Stargone? A man tries to kill his wife in head-on collision. [EP 574]

Lefty & Red return to discuss the Trump Vs Musk feud. Ferret fondler at large. Master Baiter gets arrested. Bug-Man and Critter face Old Man Winter. Some idiot really "loves" inflatable pool toys. [Ep 573]

Red Neckerton brings tales of crimes in Louisiana. A man does something disgusting. A woman gets a man killed. A custody battle turns deadly. A teacher does...well...you know. Finally Bubba and crew are still trying get rid of a monstrous lizard! [EP 572]

More sick sad news stories and a new episode of Bug-Man And Critter! [EP 571]

Perhaps But Maybe Not dives into the eerie case of the Smurl family haunting, where things go bump in the night—and maybe worse. A steamy affair takes a dark turn, Bubba and the crew are still knee-deep in mutant lizard mayhem, and one son's suspicion that his father is an alien spirals into a shocking conclusion. It's another twisted ride through the bizarre, the unsettling, and the just plain weird. [EP 570]

Crazy idiot kills man over a bus stop seat! Daughter kills father after parents evict her! Bug-Man and Critter make a shocking discovery! A Drunken teacher commits' a hit and run on the way to school! [Ep 569]

A drunken woman runs over her husband, Bug-Man and Critter chat about Old Man Winter, and a dominatrix is kidnapped! Meanwhile, Mr. Spot leads a daring mission to hunt down a mutant lizard. Plus, enjoy more hilarious AI-generated songs featuring original lyrics by Mr. Nailsin himself! [EP 568]

Another CIA declassified report reveals the Soviets fought aliens. Baton Rouge mother goes gambling while her baby is beaten to death. Bubba Stargone and crew try to hunt down a lizard. NASA finds a hole on Mars. Lefty praises Katy Perry! [EP 567]

Pat Dixon joins Doug to talk about more crazy criminal bitches! Also a review of a hotel in Louisiana. [EP 566]

Doug and Lefty review the Space 1999 episode: The Immunity Syndrome. Bug-Man investigates Old Man Winter! Did Hitler survive WWII? Red looks at a domestic food fight. Bubba Stargone and crew are put in quarantine! [Ep565]

Fake dentist screws up woman's mouth. Did The CIA find The Ark Of The Covenant? Jealous Doctor flames out! Nailsin classic Superfriends parody Best Friends returns. Woman bangs dogs for money. [Ep 564]

A janitor spreads STDs by pissing into water bottles. A woman is charged for a reporter's murder. Bubba Stargone moves forward to set a trap for the Martians. A man invites a 31 year old man to sleep with his teen daughter. Plus more AI songs with lyrics by Mr Nailsin. [Ep563]

Red Neckerton takes over with several stories of crimes in Louisiana for Bayou Crime Report. Lefty talks about Doctor Who and finally a new episode of Bubba Stargone and The Uranus Patrol. [Ep 562]

Pat Dixon returns to talk with Doug about several crazy murders and an artist down on his luck. [Ep561]