The Poocast

We hear a story about how hockey and too much dairy do not mix.  We find out that Bailey's always planning ahead when in a toilet stall.  And Dad learns what John Lennon meant when he sang, "Instant Karma's gonna get you.." Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Poop Knuckle

Some of our best Poocast stories and banter of the last year.  

We tell you how smelly poop can be a predictor for a long romatic relationship.  Hear how Karma gets a judgemental mom.  And hear the worst squat toilet story ever.   Poop Slang Term spoiler Alert: Corn Baked Rattlesnake

You've heard of a black diamond run in skiing.  Hear how a guy created his own brown diamond run.  Also a tale about a kid blowing up his grandma's front porch.  And Bailey tells us how a well hidden utensil comes in handy.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert: A Twoosie In The Bank

You will not believe what someone did to get a Friday sale item.  We hear what food triggers Bailey.  And a tale about what a woman did to her neighbors when she couldn't hold it in any longer.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Decorate The Oval Office

Would you date someone who purposely poops their pants because they like the feel of a corn missile in their drawers?  We discuss.  Hear what happens when a Roomba encounters poop.  And a celebrity tells of their mishap.  Poop Slag Term Spoiler Alert: Cincinnati Backpack

Some of our best slang terms ever.  And hear Dad and Bailey overshare about their pooping lives.  

Teachers are wonderful until they aren't.  We hear a story about a cruel and sadistic one.  Bailey gives a comical reading of a story and in the process may have created a recurring character.  And we hear how to scare away the talkative cell phone user in the neighboring stall.    Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: El Paso Lasso

We hear a new story that's a contender for the greatest Poocast story of all time.   We're introduced to a different kind of spooning.  And some pointers on what leaves to use if caught having to shit in the woods.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Drop Some Potatoes In The Crock Pot

What happens when a guy has too much time on his hands?  Only the most disgusting story we've ever told.  Also hear the story of a guy with the worst luck in a Sam's Club parking lot  And there is a serial yard pooper on the loose just up the street from the Poocast home base.   Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Brown Cobra

We debate the age old question, if you crapped yourself at a concert would you stay to watch the show or leave?  Dad tells of an experiment at his work.  And Bailey tells of her recent crazy dreams. Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Bowl Choker

We've told you of the poop knife.  We now tell of another tool for your tool chest Turd Tongs.  Also the story of not just the girlfriend of the year but perhaps the century or just the weirdest.  And you will not believe a woman's poop trigger.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Cornado   

Weeee're back!!  After a two month hiatus we are back with new stories.  Hear heart warming yet disgusting stories from teachers.  A tale of Coyotes interrupting a crap.  And you learn whose turd is actually in a museum.    Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Throw Down Some Brown

A collection of the some of the best moments from previous episodes.  We hear of poor Megan a girl who took the fall for someone else's wayward turd.  Dad tells some childhood stories.  And hear about how a kid terrorized his school. 

Dad and Bailey rant about a serial pooper.  We dispel a myth on how you get pink eye.  And a listener contributes perhaps the strangest pooping habit you'll ever hear.    Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Icing The Porcelain Cake

Thou shalt not leave thy poop filled underwear on a church floor.  If it's not a ten commandment it should be.  Hear the story of a guy who did that very thing.  Bailey tells us more of her crazy poop dreams.  And another classic poop knife story.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Crank a Steamer 

Your momma always told you not to take candy from a stranger.  A story of a girl who ignored that advice and paid the price.  Hear how a student craps himself while taking the SAT.  You should get extra points for that.  And Bailey professes her love for a restaurant chain.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Poop Dolla'

Hear what makes Bailey laugh harder than she ever has on the show.  Dad tells a classic poop story that some think is an urban myth.  You decide whether it's real or a myth.  And a tale of one man's epic battle with his turd.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Barbarians At The Gate

Hear how a boy let another student take the blame for his reckless turd.  Bailey tells how someone she knew fished through a toilet for few bucks.  You think yours smells bad, hear the details how someone's stench grounded an airplane.  And unbelievable Port a Potty stories.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Drop Some Potatoes In The Crockpot

Hear how a student terrorized a school with his feces.  We reveal which major league baseball player shat himself during a game.  And we hear of perhaps the world's worst teacher and how she handled a student's poop accident. Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Make Like Snoop Dog and Drop It.  

Which celebrity's poop would you buy?  We divulge our answers.  Hear about a shitty boyfriend, or shall I say ex boyfriend.  Dad tells stories from his childhood.  And we tell flight attendant stories about airplane bathrooms.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Poseidon's Kiss

Hear the unbelievable lengths a woman went to prevent her boyfriend from seeing her poop.  Also a story about how a woman "Macgyver'd" her way out of a tight spot with a plastic flower.  And Dad and Bailey rank the presidents, not on their presidential abilities but on how they would destroy a bathroom.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Unloading The Jet Skis

After a short hiatus Bailey is back!!  She shares a story of a bad prank with a bucket of shit.  Dad shares the tale of perhaps the strangest and most unusual way to die.  And a story that teaches you when you crap in the woods you never know who's watching.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Crapdadian Rhythm

Five more of our best stories from the last season.  Hear how a turd became part of a party game.  If you're boss is bad wait 'til you hear what this boss does to his employees.  And a brother lays a big one on his brother to exact revenge. Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Waffle Stomp

Our first never before released practice episode.  Please forgive our blunders.  Hear of a new employee's bad first impression at work.  A story about how making chit chat is never a good idea when you have an emerging turd.  And Bailey tells how she got busted trying to push one out. Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Release The Chocolate Hostages

Hear an old tale of an Inuit Indian who made tools out of his turds.  You never forget the locations of emergency outdoor craps.  For two families they've made it their own landmark.  And a runner's story prompts dad to give his opinion on running.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Dirty Squirties

Hear how a man's stench stopped someone in their tracks.  A dedicated mom takes great lengths to clean up after her son's accident on a playground.  And you'll hear how Dad is up for husband of the year for his antics.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Download a Brownload

A collection of some of the best stories from season one of The Poocast.

As a teenage girl the last thing you want is to have a boy hear you grunt on the can.  We hear the details from the poor grunter.  Dad tells the story of how he once had a crazy dude in the next stall over from him.  And we hear about a woman who gets too much pleasure out of pooping her pants.   Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Smart Phone Dead Leg  

Bailey shares her own poop story.  Another example of a sadistic teacher that won't allow a kid to go the bathroom.  You know what happens next.  And a tale about how a turd has been perfectly preserved for over a decade.  One of the best stories ever!! Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Rectum Warriors

We're introduced to Carlos the Pooping Bandit.  Our guest Mendy tells her steaming pants full of shit story.  And more talk of foods that come out the same way they went in.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Free Mandella 

We finally learn the ingredient in Haribo's sugar free gummy bears that causes the shitsplosions.  Yeah it's a great song but Dad tells the real reason deejays play "American Pie."  And a story about how store changing rooms can substitute as a bathroom stall.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Paper Ass Gasket

We've heard plenty of stories about students shitting themselves.  On this episode we'll hear how a teacher had a pants explosion.  If you've ever wondered what happened to your Cinderella cup after New Years 2012.  I think I know what happened to it, and it's not pretty.  And Dad and Bailey talk of foods that look the same going in as they do going out.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Feeding the Goldfish

Have you ever wondered what those airport scanners can really see?  Well evidently that cornshark you've been carrying, hear the details.  More stories about the devil's candy Haribo Sugar Free Classic Gummi Bears.  And hear of the newest Olympic event sky pooping.  

The game's hard enough but we hear of a golfer that also had to deal with a shitsplosion and a cactus.  Let us tell you about turd in cup the newest item on Taco Bell's menu.  And learn of the incredible pooping life of the three toed sloth.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Duecebumps  

A girl proves that a toilet does not have to be hooked up to be effective.  We hear Dad's Key West poop story along with Bailey's Boston story.  And we hear how Lloyd Christmas should be the only one to light his farts.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Colon Confetti

Hear how a bride sharted in her wedding dress.  A story about how an innocent poop joke evacuates a Home Depot.  And we learn from a prisoner that if you want a pet just sculpt one out of a turd.   Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Poopshank

Perhaps our two all time favorite stories.  One about a boy who gets the ultimate revenge on his brother.  And the other where we learn of a new tool for our tool boxes.  Dad learns that there's a scientific term for his feeling of relief after a dump.  Also Lillian returns with more of her crap mishaps.   Poop Slang term spoiler alert:  Squitters  

A story about someone leaving a McTurd on a Mcdonalds bathroom floor.  Learn what's worse than plumber's crack.  And Dad and Bailey go off on a tangent about how big the show could be in prisons.  Poop slang term spoiler alert: Butt Nuggets

Hear how a dance move ended badly for a teenage girl.  A story that teaches you that you can always blame the cat for a stray turd.  And in studio guest Matt tells a hockey poo story. Slang term spoiler alert:  Turd Troopers

Bailey shares a strange poop dream.  Hear of a person who actually likes to crap themselves.  Another Poonami story at Mcdonalds.  And we tell you what superstar singer shit himself on stage. Slang term spoiler alert:  Taking a Shatner

Possibly the worst place to be after soiling yourself is locked in a hot car.  Our in studio guest Dave tells how this happened happened to his Dad.  Hear how a military cadet destroyed not one, not two but three bathroom stalls in succession.  Bailey claims she would poop by the side of a busy road if need be.  Dad claims BS.  And a surefire way to get out of any speeding ticket. Slang term spoiler alert:  Chocolate Stew  

You will not believe what a guy found in his toilet.  Hint-it had teeth. Hear how a man bursts into a stranger's house to take a dump.  And a story about leaving a memorable impression at a birthday party. Poop slang spoiler alert: Slop some bum slugs

Our in studio guest Jason tells how he took a dump outside, across the street from a professional athlete's house.  Learn why you always want to look down before you step on a hotel balcony.  And if you think your boss is horrible wait till you hear this story.   Slang term spoiler alert: Redneck Power Wash

When traveling where to pack that turd, in your carry on checked bag?  We'll hear how a kid would rather crap himself than asking a teacher to use the bathroom.  We might have another contestant for "Naked and Afraid".  And Dad tells how he would sometimes pee his pants in elementary school.   Slang term spoiler alert: drowning a baby otter

In studio guest Lillian shares her Bed Bath and Beyond story.  We'll hear of a hairy bachelor party turd.  A story about how a customer took fudge into a grocery store.  And Bailey reveals that Mom had a poop knife as a child.   Slang term spoiler alert: pinching off some soft serve

An incredible pizza story.  The tale of a Target poop river, a Poonami if you will.  And Bailey shares a traumatic poop story from her childhood.   Poop slang term alert:  Throw Momma From the Train

You'll learn how poop can let you know you've found your soulmate.  A story about how poo will not slow down a snowboarder.  And you'll hear the great lengths a husband went to conceal sharty drawers. Bailey reveals that if you see her squatting for no apparent reason she's suppressing poop. Poop slang term spoiler alert: Cornshark  

When your crapping your pants the last thing you need is a lecture from a cop.  Maybe the IRS should have an "I crapped my pants while filing these taxes" exemption.  It's hard to get out of a maze when all you can think about is the poo in your drawers. Dad tells how he tried to convince his daughter he was eating the cat's poo. Poop slang spoiler alert:  Mahogany Slide

A yarn about how a kid stocked the lake with brown trout.  A story of a dinner date that went horribly wrong.  And hear how a crap nearly stranded someone in a foreign country. What they read on the toilet exposes the generation gap between Dad and Bailey. Poop slang spoiler alert:  Give birth to a state trooper.

NEVER and I mean NEVER eat sugar free gummies before getting on a plane.  When a restaurant closes prematurely they get what they deserve.  Hear of a news reporter who got a scoop, I mean poop. Bailey tells of how she eavesdropped on the next stall. Slang term spoiler alert: Manhattan Mud Boot