TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast is now “derivative.”

Jerry, Jason, Rob, and Steve break down the 64 jingles selected for the 2018 jingle bracket showdown (April Asininity!!!!). This year's tournament is so asinine that it starts in February and ends in March!.

The prodcast returns with wonderful new songs such as "Move to Chatter," "I Want It That Way," "3DP," and two takes on PIZZA DANCER!!! Then Jerry talks about the third jinglefest, the fourth jinglefest, and a preview of things to come for TKJ once it's no longer TKJ!

Jerry, Jason, Rob, and Steve break down the 64 jingles selected for the 2017 jingle bracket showdown (April Asininity!!!!). The guys explain their rationale or lack thereof for picking jingles across four regions: Emails, Faxes, and Crap; Unaired and Miscellaneous; Friends and Enemies; and Old Guy Radio/News/Steve's Random-Ass Picks.

Six great new jingles about gloves, guac, guests and Jeopardy! Plus some chatter on the glorious return of the haiku, a law update, some tips on submitting good jingles, and a featured segment on Dylan from LA who churns out nothing but gold. Also features the top song of the week, Is It Called Modal?

A few separate and ignorable stories will catch you up on the venue search for TK Jingles LIVE 2017. Featuring great new songs from Luke Overbey (Lose Your Wealth!) and Joe Aro (Bridge Over TK Jingles) sandwiched between long-winded stories about venue scouting, facility agreements, and some candid talk about what the future looks like for an entity with the letters T and K in it.

If you enjoy Jerry's contributions to stupid parody music, then this is the exclusive location (for now??) to hear those songs. Featuring wonderful new jingles from Robert Berg, Joe Aro, Luke Overbey and others, plus a collection of demos and musings, this episode has the feel of a vintage TK Jingles show from the Spring/Summer of 2014. If you liked it then and are still listening for some unexplained reason, you'll probably enjoy this one now, too!

This week's show features a rundown of new music including songs about chugging milk (yay?) and some stellar performances from Kj, Joe and Scott Anthony. We also pay tribute to Shad, the man who has entertained Littles for over 25 years with his silly little poems. This week also features the debut of some original music to commemorate the new ORIGINAL MUSIC feature at tkjingles.com.

Wonderful new songs about restaurants and Junior, a preview of the next Jinglefest, the comedic stylings of blairh, and a custom song for Claudia. All that plus the debut of The Utterly Comparable Tom Berf!!

A rundown of great new jingles about restaurants and ponies followed by a preview of jingle bracketology featuring E-mails, faxes, and notes along with Friends and Enemies. After that, it's a completely separate and ignorable story about some furniture that I dropped off just past Winchester, VA once upon a time. Well worth the skip button.

Starting with an exciting announcement about this year's TK JINGLES HALL OF FAME inductees following by a slew of wonderful new songs about Tony's restaurant adventures, a reading from his diary, and some ponies. This episode also takes a look back at some of my favorite moments of jingledom in 2016 as discussed on the TKJ Facebook page. Lots to enjoy here for new and old listeners alike - send your feedback to chinesefood@tkjingles.com!

Despite the best efforts of the work gods, the show is still chugging along. The triumphant return features new music like "Towed and Compacted," "Hear Me, Podcast Me, Quote Me Accurately," and "9 and 20." All your favorite singers are here like Brad Weiss and Brad Weiss. Also featuring a meditation on how someone "has a piano." And we have some great ad reads and songs about ads. Also some holiday music. It IS a prodcast!!

Featuring three wonderful new songs from the website and a featured segment using the "slash show" web page which highlights folks who haven't had a tune on Tony's show in a while. This week's glance at slash show yields a featured segment on Bill Barto and Luke Overbey!

A rundown of seven great new TK Jingles featuring interspersed "critical commentary" to keep the lawyers at bay. This is fair use, fellas!! After that we take a trip back to the late '50s, early '60s for music that is only enjoyed by really, really old-timers (and Jerry and Joe, apparently). We'll also take a dip in the Facebook version of the cesspool and hear a story about a well-intended, horribly-executed gift.

Featuring 10 wonderful new songs from tkjingles.com, a featured segment on license plate tunes, and some classics including Luke Overbey's "Stan" and "Mr. Avocado." It's a throwback, musicy episode. And it's good. (Where can they hear the song? They can't hear the song)

The F Team delivers a love letter to Chris "The Fix" Cillizza. This one's for you, babe.

Featuring new songs about toys and license plate, a commentary on the A Team (no, not that one), a trip to The Schvitz and more! We also answer the age old question asked by bar patrons worldwide: what the heck is in "a Cillizza?"

This episode kicks off with Jerry's protest anthem, The Show Can't Even Handle Me Right Now, which is quickly cut when it's revealed that Jerry was on today's episode of the flagship. So many good opportunities for b*tching, down the tubes. After that, we get 8 great new songs about Farraday cages and the Golden Corral plus a trip to the cesspool, a dance on the third rail (in go go boots!), and some songs about sports. Also, Jerry reveals the TK dealbreaker that could put an end to this whole enterprise.

It's a NEW SEASON of the TK Jingles Prodcast!!! We finally have our own website, tkjingles.com, and now we have some exciting new ways to join the conversation, too! This episode explores what the Prodcast IS, what it COULD be, and what it MIGHT be. We'll also take a dip in the cesspool, speak of some tangents, and feature the LIVE set from LUKE OVERBEEEEEE!!!!!

Featuring nominees and winners for Collaboration of the Year, Performance of the Year, Larry King-Related Song of the Year, Song of the Year, and Barry White Impression of the Year, this episode will answer all your questions as to who the best singers, writers, and prodcasters are.

Featuring a live acoustic set by Jason Fuse and a questionable follow-up by your host, this episode is sure to live in infamy. In addition to the unplugged jams, you get new jingles from Kj, Brad, Joe, Bill Barto, Elliott, Steve and more! Also, some fun surprises as always in the form of relaxing breaks and a Meat Loaf song.

Featuring brand new songs from RobertSz, Joe Aro, John Fitzpatrick, Brad Weiss, and Steve Lipton, plus a collection of time fillers by Jerry, PLUS the "live" set by Sean Morrissey!!! Throw in some outtakes an an extra collaboration and this is just about the best TK-affiliated prodcast you can find this August! Special shout out to Jason Isbell for inspiring one parody and a non-shout out to the ass clown running for president this year for fueling another.

A new song by Kj, a few demos by Jerry and a Director Commentary and LIVE SET by Robert Berg highlight this week's episode of the prodcast! All that plus the return of the schvitz, some favorite songs from 2016 and some e-mails, faxes, and notes!

Bookended by two bits inspired by fans of this show, this episode features FOUR new songs, a retroactive LIVE set from Kj Ohnstad, song selections from the Summers of 2013-2015. And while that would be enough, this episode also features the debut of a very special (separate and ignorable) segment at the end.

This episode features a few new songs like Joey Negrelli and I'm Gonna Need a Million Dollars. But the highlight is the Steve Lipton faux live set. And of course, the epic conclusion of THE SHADOW - MURDER AT THE SCHVITZ!!!

A ginormous mailbag episode recounting tons of favorite moments from the Littles who joined us for EVEN LIVER. This episode also features Joe Aro's first LIVE set, a featured segment on Tony's upcoming podcast, and the third set Jerry WOULD have performed in an alternate reality. All that plus lots of other dumb moment sure to traumatize your loved ones.

A recap of TK Jingles LIVE 2016 EVEN LIVER! Starting with the seed that led to the event in the first place, a recap of how the setlist came together, the night before, the high drama of getting ready for the show that day amid the weasels and a quick recap of the performance itself. Featured in this episode are all of the bonus extended tracks we prepared just for the event!

Let's celebrate the end of Tony Kornheiser's 24 year run on DC radio the only way we know how - some stupid song parodies! This episode features brand new parodies of Les Miserables and Robbie Williams along with 7 new jingles and a featured segment on DEER and FAWN! And a Nightmare of a schvitz break.

An update on the 2016 jingle show, seven brand new jingles plus CLIP segments on laser-like fat removal, the Carville roast, and a special (but healthy) treat for Tim Kurkjian!

New songs about Steve Sands, Gary Braun, burning metros and Chessie. A featured segment on Kip Sheman and a featured segment on the Caps. And that's about it. But it ain't half bad.

A tribute to trolls from Jerry, Brad and Kj along with a ton of wonderful new songs but the regular crew. This episode features two jingles that Tony essentially wrote via Michael's Twitter feed. Also featuring a song about a secret meat market, Hamilton and a wonderful Depeche Mode-style version of a classic Cheeseboy song.

Hamilton the Musical. Alice's Restaurant. Just-in-time songs for Bill Lehecka. A clip of Brian Windhorst's Crossover moment. This is the episode you heard that convinced you the TK Jingles Prodcast is a half decent show that you should check in on from time to time. Also, it had some new (at the time) music set to Jack Sparrow, Black Hole Sun and Johnny Cash's version of Hurt. And lots and lots of clips. You remember this one - because it's good.

A celebration and funeralization of the new ESPN 980 lineup, featuring new songs from Robert Berg, Luke, Dylan, and more! Plus a segment on La Cheeserie, Ben Folds + Chessie, I-95 and the mailbag!!

A talkie open discussing the link between The Walking Dead, Russell Crowe, Tony Kornheiser and Billy Joel followed by new jingles about Chessie and Robert Berg. Then we'll focus on how Tony hits the same points over and over, how Raju and I summer together and how Mark Polydoris has 3 hours of original music for you to hear this June. Also, mailbag.

The 1st episode in a bold new direction!!! Featuring brand new songs by Jerry, Steve Lipton and Joey and including featured segments on Sweaty Parcheesi and the top schvitz songs of all time!!! Guard the cockles of your heart: the Schvitzcast will shatter any pre-conceptions you may have about how awesome a prodcast can be!!!

Featuring some great new jingles about the Palm, the Parm, and the 3 questions segment, a featured segment on our favorite intergalactic editor, Howard Fineman, a clip segment on sheep, and some assorted nonsense from Brian in Oak Hill. And after all that, there is a dire warning not to listen to tomorrow's episode. Seriously, it will devour your soul.

Featuring new songs about antibiotics, the fear of food that touches other food, and a classic Joe Aro jingle about the 7-11. This episode also features the #1 jingle of the week, Bad Copy, some audacious iTunes reviews and odd parody choices like The Offspring and Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog.

This week on the TK Jingles Prodcast: 6 new songs about Fiats, bling and Thursdays, a featured segment on the awful advertising copy, an homage to Mike from Burke, and the much anticipated continuation of The Shadow: Murder at the Schvitz!!!

Featuring six wonderful new songs about Sheehan, Ruffalo and Svrluga (say that three times fast!) plus an update on EVEN LIVER! This show also features wonderful new songs about the laundry topic of the week, Tony's new dog Chessie! All that plus new parodies of Ryan Adams and Meatloaf - and the mailbag!

In a world with no parking but loads of chaputzvah... This episode marks the 2 year anniversary and one hundredth installment of the TK Jingles Prodcast. Featuring big announcements, fabulous guest stars, listener mail, schvitzing, questions and answers, fake ads, lots of talking - oh, and seven new songs! This is a big one!!!!

It's the original jinglepalooza, the TK Jingles Prodcast, featuring 9 new songs from the past week along with featured segments on Beatrice and Tony's quest for a new dog. With contributions from Joe, Kj, and a lot of Steve Lipton, this is a music-heavy episode you'll want to share with the whole family. Brought to you by Truck Stop Hand Soap!

This episode begins with a heart-wrenching apology to Chris Cillizza followed by four great new songs by Bill Barto, Kj, Mike in Burke, Steve Lipton, Steffi Rubin and John Neiswinger. That's followed by a stream of consciousness clips segment about the Monday, Feb 15 episode of Tony's show and a collection of "nice" songs to make up for how mean Jerry was last week. And then there's so more good stuff at the end.

8 wonderful new jingles followed by specialized material about Gretchen Wu, Chris Cillizza, and Larry David! That's followed up by the #1 and #3 jingle of the week and some e-mails, faxes, and notes! This episode is brought to you by Horse Clips: "Women CLEAN their hair with horse shampoo, real men CUT their hair with horse shears!"

From the very smart (Are You Really A Republican?) to the very dumb (Tokyo Sexwale!), this episode runs the full gamut of The Tony Kornheiser Show. Featuring new topical songs from Sean, John Neiswinger, Kj Ohnstad, and Robert Berg plus featured segments on Bone China and Tony's valet service at the airport. Closing with the #1 jingle of the week (Avocado/Desperado) and the obligitory, but very sad, Schvitz Break. :(

This week we get 4 new songs by Jason, Rob, Sean, and Jerry followed by an avalanche of snow-themed tunes! Followed by the original bocce ball clip and the original bocce ball song, a reflection on bone china and a grab bag including Putin on the Spritz and the very first Avocado/Desperado parody! Plus, some notes and a modest dose of schvitz.

This episode features an eight song montage of JUNK songs and a special featured segment on the just-in-time turnaround magic of Steve and Jason. Featured new songs include How To Forget, John Fitzpatrick’s 150th jingle, Intergalactic Howard Fineman, Jason’s 101st, along with Beat It, Tony In Disguise For Retirement, and Putin on the Spritz! All that plus an exciting mailbag that addresses the recent Schvitz controversy!

Opening with a stinker from the Billy Joel back catalogue, this may go down as the worst episode in the history of the prodcast. Just like Nigel, even Jerry has bad days. Featuring one of the most glorious self-indulgent bits in the history of the show which TIRB describes as "an odd blend of a lot of effort to get all the small details just right, and not giving one and a half ****s about voicing margo lane or trying too terribly hard to find sexist things to say." There's also a LOT of great new music from Joe Aro, Kj, Brad, Jason, Rob, and several newcomers. If you're out on your back, take your headphones off so you aren't distracted - it's dangerous out there!

An all clips episode capturing some of the signature moment of 2015 from TK's show and tkjingles.com. Featuring Chaputzvah, Subway sandwiches, Gretchen Wu, bocce balls, TK Jingles LIVE, Tony's appearance on the prodcast and much, much, more! This episode was made possible thanks to contributions by Byron Cotter, Robert Berg, Jason Fuse, Joe Aro, Brad Weiss, Steve Lipton, John Neiswinger, and Luke Overbey!

A star-studded spectacular counting down the 25 most wanted songs as subjectively selected by the host of this prodcast, presented by our good friends at TanDuel, Illegal Seafood, and our newest sponsor, Horse Clips!!! This episode features classic 2015 jingles like Balding Jordan Spieth, Wilbon's World, Bocce Balls, Trotz, Trotz, Trotz, Big Rock Cocaine Planet, Better by (John) Beck and more!!! In retrospect, this episode features a surprising amount of content about the Capitals given their limited play on the actual show.

Featuring 7 new songs from TK Jingles including "As the Wu Turns" by Robert Berg, "The Baboon Gambler" by David Ziff and Steve Lipton and "Holtby" by Sean Morrisey. This episode also includes a CLIPS segment featuring stories about ice cream, Chicken Parmesan at The Palm, and Tony buying his neighbor's house for his son. On top of that, you'll enjoy a lovely collection of holiday tunes and some reflection on the Yahoo career of JE Skeets and general blah that is Jay Mohr.

Hosted by Jerry Negrelli (Top 10 runner up in the TIME person of the year contest), this episode features eleven wonderful new songs, a collection of just-in-time tunes and an off topic tune about everyone's favorite demagogue. Plus, a mailbag featuring some new fans and old critics!