Unreal2Reel

Unreal2reel takes a physiological journey down the path of health and mental purity with Durango's own Dr. Nicola Dehlinger.

The reclusive Colorado writer Tom Jordan sits down with U2R to discuss the dynamics of writing and thinking and his new book, "Tryptich," available soon. Intro music by Jef Stott.

Angela is a world record holding weight lifter. She talks with U2R about growing up, transferring from crossfit to powerlifting, diet and training, and finding the focus to go above and beyond. Intro music by Explosions in the Sky. See the IPC World Record bench press video: https://www.instagram.com/angela.gallegos/

The one way, non-stop flight to the previously unexplored continent that is Kai Corbin's mind starts here once you hit the play button. We can in no way be responsible for your safety after hearing what you are about to hear. Intro music by Caspian.

Fresco and Hans venture to the Yellow Carrot (3206 Main Ave. Durango, CO. (970) 259-3773) to sample amazing cuisine. Savor this one folks, food is life. Intro music by: Dahli

Durango's Salt 360 Studios are a place to find restorative calm and tranquility, a serene escape from the typical modern environment that bombards our senses with external stimuli. Chad "Rabbit" Hare (Durango Radio 101) joins the podcast to explore the floatation experience. Intro music: Peter Gabriel Contact or visit the SALT 360 Float Studios: 3750 N Main Ave #5 Durango, CO 81301 970-422-8284 salt360float.com

An in depth discussion with Durango City Council candidate and entrepreneur Marcos Wisner.

This one turns into a truly disgusting, raw and penetrating podcast filled to the boiling brim with laughter, debauchery, and testosterone filled views of football. Not recommended for the light hearted, amish, or elderly folk.

Fresco and Hans jump into the wild world of caving in middle America with Durango's own Crit Salaz, also the owner of the innovative Earth friendly store "We Fill." The discussions range from Fresco's toxic masculinity to how swimming with sharks while menstruating may not be the safest of ideas.

Take a deep breath and welcome in a brand new year, a brand new you, and a brand new Fresco & Hans! This podcast might be the most meaningful audio track you will listen to the entire 2019 year! (Why even take that chance and not tune in?)

Fresco & Hans get downright eerie in this one, as they joke about ghosts and goblins and comedically investigate the terrors of Hallows Eve!

Diego and Hans thrust back against the tyrannical onslaught of the powers that be in this juicy pod. Listen in as the hilarious heretics joke about all the extremes of life and the intricacies that happen in between. "A banger," as the kids might say.

Justin stops by to help us all navigate the deepest depths of our minds.

Fresco and Hans go toe-to-toe with Chris Jones and discuss politics, Olive Garden, eating for optimal results, and Chris' upcoming bout. Step in the ring!

Rayne Grant jumps on the U2R train to delve into the fun of fungus, the silliness of psilocybin, the magic of the mushroom. If you think the mushroom is just a "plant" without it's own intelligence or potential to take over and/or save the world, then you haven't done enough research. Start here.

Take a high-dive backflip into a pool of Nannies with Fresco and Hans, and the sensationally average Elliot Weber.

A landmark of comedic insight! This particular podcast is easily paired with a nice Chavignon Blanc or perhaps a sweet Rose'.

Bobby Noyes, Sam Redman, and Tyrell Woodard join Fresco and Hans as they journey into the wormholes of comedic wonderland. Make sure the seatbelts are fully strapped and the seats are in their upright positions, because the throttle is pinned.

Time for hilarity! Join Fresco and Hans as they bring in a heavy hitter to unload the bases. Bobby Noyes gets down and examines truth, bro code, alpha-females, and how animals mate in the wild. It's a full course of jocularity blended into one protein shake and forced down the gullet!

Come get your western on! Travel back in time for the Unreal2Reel Wild West Jamboree and see that Fresco and Hans aren't as purdy as they were in the past.

An interview with local teacher, author, father, husband, and general adventurer, Todd Macon. Todd describes the view from within our oftentimes delicate and vulnerable education system and how the issues of gun violence, social media, and modern behavior shape the entire scene.

Take the backstage pass with Unreal2Reel to get a candid conversation with the driven soulspired lead singer of "The Main Squeeze," Corey Frye.

Blake Crouch hops onto the U2R podcast to discuss his latest project, the construct of space/time through memories, growing up deep in the bible belt, dogma vs. empirical data, meeting the Devil, how dishwashing is the second oldest profession and dropping some heady facts about the all encompassing universe. If you miss out on this one, you aren't living correctly.

A one on one conversation with the outspoken Amber Pedigo on "rape culture," race, religion, white privilege and the divisive nature of our nation in relation to these topics.

The Game of the Amnesiac's Box.

Open your jaws wide to bite into this magnificent slice of juicy U2R goodness! All the perverse and insightful flavors of Hans mixed in with the robust comedic spices of Doug make this auditory journey a treat for the senses! Trump's erotic nature and sexual magnetism is discussed, as well as Doug's impending career as a college professor, the ability to tap into the energy field that constitutes our reality, utilizing empathy and forgiveness, Air Force One filled with hallucinogenics, and dissecting the all important issue of who makes the most diplomatic clan of people; Juggalos, Carnies, or Wooks. It's all here, so put on your bibs and shimmy close so that you may gorge yourselves on the intellectual feast!

Fresco and Hans take turns penetrating the deep alternate dimensional membranes of our reality. Tune in for some metaphysical love action!

Join us for a Memorial Day Special with Retired Staff Sergeant Shawn Nelson. He recounts his experiences overseas in an intense and heartfelt episode, discussing his deployment, his duties, and an event that irreparably changed his life; a bombing that destroyed his encampment and severely injured him and many others. This is a somber podcast that may change the perspective of anyone who has not served in the military, giving a little insight into the atrocities of war.

Time to impart some twisted wisdom on the throngs of neophytes just birthing from their post election cocoons! We are glad you joined us as we hold Jamie Becktel psychologically hostage on a verbal voyage through Trump's !00th day, the spirit world, diarrhea eyes, her DAPL experience, and the forcing of oneself to change for the better of humanity. Tune in, drop out, and launch yourself into the nether regions of Unreal2Reel!

As we spin through the universe on this ball of joy and revelry, we must ponder, "Is this a ball at all?" Could we be floating in some alien petri dish? Maybe we, deluded into thinking we are so smart and advanced, are merely pets in a celestial shoebox, and the stars are but air-holes?! Questions abound, theories orbit the collective consciousness; Ryan Finnegan and Dan Pelletier join Fresco and Hans to try and find answers to them all.

Fresco and Hans seat you at a new restaurant called Conscious Hullabaloo, where we serve nourishment for starving minds. The main course is a mix of a discussion on refugees, attaining enough wealth to afford your own legion of gnome slaves, the capitalistic snowball effect, For dessert we are pairing Doug's new tapeworm with champagne bidets. There be an extra helping on your plates tonight you hungry monkeys, eat it up!

Comedian and modern day philosopher Wes Stein dips his toes into the U2R pool and lends his opinions on Obama and Trump being Batman and the Joker, VR porn, converting religion into comedy, fake news and our distorted media, and why Melania Trump doesn't complain. Wear your seatbelts, bibs, condoms, and crash helmets for this one folks! It's a wild ride!

Strap yourselves in for a tantalizing excursion with your favorite delinquents as we verbally assault the color orange, invent the inflatable sex dolls of the future (the teary eyed Statue of Liberty and everyone's favorite: the Patriotic Fuck Eagle)and ponder if the human race will ever learn from it's mistakes.

Fresco and Hans, described by many as "The white Desus and Mero with much less taste and style," implore you to take a look inside your own soul in this podcast, urging you to be more objective about your own life and the alternate facts that it may be filled with.

This is the one the world has been waiting for!! Forget all the bullshit of 2016 and start the new year with a magnum opus of the podcast universe! Bob Lackner invites Fresco and Hans into his home to tell tales of his journey riding a bicycle across the United States, finding salvation in the middle of a South American jungle, the feminine force of the Changa God, and fulfilling one's destiny by working the glory-hole at the local Denny's. Join us on this insightful and hilarious audio adventure!

Fresco and Hans commandeer Santa's sleigh and decide to gift the world with their take on the holiday and how it has become commercialized, the good events of 2016 outweighing the bad, and a soul searching lesson on how the holidays can be quite melancholy, especially when they remind us of those we have lost. So before you begin the process of taking down the christmas stockings hanging on the hearth or the removal of the now dried out christmas tree, kick your legs back once more and give the podcast a listen. It's waiting under the mistletoe.

Ever wondered how the other half live? Fresco and Hans submerse themselves in the world of polyamory and interview a swingers couple, or as they prefer to be named, "lifestylers." The discussion examines archaic social views in regards to modern sex and breaks down trust, jealousy, honesty, and communication and how those concepts affect us all. Pleasure yourself by hitting play on this delicious podcast, and for goodness sake, clean up after yourself once you've finished.

Put your somber hats on, for Fresco and Hans decide to switch into serious mode and discuss the atrocities of DAPL and Fukushima, the light that is love, and the recipe for doom that hangs over us all like a resilient storm cloud.

Fresco and Hans break down the momentous rise of Tinder, the sly process of being catfished, the potential dangers and benefits of alcohol, and how Fresco is truly a child at heart. Tune into part 1 of a no holds barred mega-convo!

Fresco and Hans weigh in on the delusioned state of the nation and collectively investigate the sweltering cesspool that funnels directly into the very asshole of Beezlebub; a process otherwise known as the current election and it's bi-product-Donald J. Trump.

We knock one out of the park at the park! Join Unreal2reel and liberate yourself from your mental corrals with discussions about meditation, the rube goldberg mechanism that is our society, the reality of Kim Kardashian imploding the universe with the emptiness of her own vacate soul, the introduction of intellectoplasm, Fresco's aspirations to be all-encompassing Lord and ruler of all the land, mixing the ebola virus with Viagra, and navigating the labyrinth of our minds. Tune in and give your soul a deeply satisfying orgasm that may just be drawn out for eternity.

Lend a portion of your fascinating life to the well lubricated sounds of Fresco and Hans as they venture to Grassburger to converse about Mercury Retrograde, the Dogstar, Hugh Hefner's long con, Ru-paul and how transgender beauty pageants take their emotional toll on Fresco's dating life, and what it means to be an American. Enjoy a grass-fed burger and journey into the Moo-Matrix with the two jacks of pandora's box.

James Mirabal joins the guys to bring up various topics which challenge Fresco's delicate sensibilities. The banter includes masturbation in the tracks of an advancing train, a new cure for flatulence using Kingsford's charcoal, binaural beats and the Schumann resonance, responsible dog ownership, developing your creative place as a child, and the invisible multi-dimensional old man who places his testicles upon Fresco's head. Accept no podcastual substitutes, this one is hot sauce!

Hans and Fresco wrangle Dan Pelletier away from the frenzied hive of the outside world and lure him into a safe place, the May Palace Chinese restaurant, where his valuable brain is milked for all its worth. During the process we discuss the ethics of competition and how bullshit it is to win a participatory prize, the makings of the sell-out Bernie Sanders, the possibility of an amorphous reality, and outright refusal of most to critical thinking. Listen to Doug chew chinese food, or listen to Dan's words as they coat your insides, but listen. Only then will you come to understand.

Fresco and Hans commit themselves to mother-nature and podcast from Durango's own Schneider park to discuss the Stanford "rape experiment," how we are faced with the totalitarian tiptoe, becoming a Greek sexGod in virtual reality, the root causes of terrorism and how "Trump" rhymes with "dump." Vote with your dollar, and give Episode #20 a try, especially lightly sprinkled on your Cheerios.

Panda makes his audio debut and jumps right into the necessary discussion on the importance of spreading love, taking Trader Joe's orders, sexual abstinence at SPLASH HOUSE, the overactive sweat glands of the penis, the impending football season and his un-love for the San Diego Chargers, and the delicate use of suspenders whilst performing Amish style dry humping. Tune in, burn down, tip your servers.

This is a late night loosey-goosey conversation that spanned the shocking realization that Zika is not just mosquito borne but sexually transmitted as well! Scientists say in the future humans may have to drink nutrient rich cockroach milk, so parasites like Donald Trump are actually nutrient rich and caloric strong.

Whoa! In this issue of the Unreal2Reel show we bring Charles Rand into our midsts to discover why you should always put condoms on unicorn horns, the location of Fresco's second mouse brain, 3D print jobs to make the perfect sexbot or homeless shelter, Colorado Treasure Hunts, timing your climax to coincide with the whistle of a locomotive, and adding girth to the community. SAF all day long peoples!

Lend us your auricular nodes and we will use them to fill your brain with discussions on the rising Pokemon GO craze, American women's preference of the circumcised penis, the ever increasing global acts of terror, the United States as the metaphorical schoolyard bully, and Fresco's incessant use of the almighty curse word. Sit back, mix yourself up a Michelada with fresh cilantro, and let us massage your neurological pathways with our soothing use of syllables.

Fresco and Hans decide to skip town in attempts to appease the poker Gods in New Mexico and podcast from the road about sheople, drones, police brutality, and the nature of poker warfare. If you like it fast and loose, you may want to aim your ears in the direction of this carcast.

As the rain fell and the thunderclouds rolled, Unreal2Reel journeyed into the comedic cognition of Jonezy and JC to discuss topics such as the dangers of boofing grain alcohol, the need to own an AR-15, breast milk for life, a Swedish perspective of rampant sexuality and violence, the New York comedy scene, and mistaking laughter for heckling. Learn to be a grown man by listening to other grown men act like clowns.