Verbal Yeet Machine

Happy 100 episodes everyone! This week we talk about animal fights, how would we rule a cult and jizz. If you have any questions send them to our email, and follow us on social media! Remember "It" is always watching, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Twitter! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet     

This week we talk about what music we would pay for our babies during pregnancy, and what dogs we would ride if we were shrunk to the size of ken/barbie dolls. If you have questions burning holes into your skulls, send them to our email and follow us on Twitter! And as always, abandon all hope ye who enter here, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.jinstagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey, internet! This week we talk about what superpowers we DON'T want, what things we would haunt if we were ghosts, and what other fall flavors we would put in our coffee. You can send us questions to our email or DM on social medias! Remember to check your tire pressure, and Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine 

This week we touch on subjects like Car Sex, Liquid Library, and Human Instruments. Send us an email and follow us on socials! Make sure to stand up a few times per day, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

This week we tackle what books we want to be transported into, musical crimes, and cursed furbies! If you liked what you heard please give us a review wherever you listen! Send us questions via our email, and follow us on our socials! Don't forget to take out the trash, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/verbalyeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everyone! This week we talk about modern Rumplestiltskin deals, Lobster gods, eating animals to become them, and Hunger Games strats. If you liked what you heard this week, make sure to give us a review wherever you listen! Also, email us questions you want us to ponder! Make sure to take a cooking class, and Go and Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everybody! This week we talk about pegging a bunch, muscle vampires, and the duke of sandwiches. Hope you enjoyed this week! Follow us on social media and send us questions to our email! Have a good week, and don't forget to Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hello everybody! Welcome back! This week we talk about Rube Goldberg Telephones, board game traffic stops, and what celebs we would want to voice over our lives. If you liked what you heard this week please give us a review wherever you listen! Also, send us questions you want us to answer or names you want to call us at the top of the episode! Don't forget to check your underwear for skid marks, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everybody, this week we cover why we hate old presidents, Werewolf Yoga, and what it would be like to be on call for Medevil Times. If you liked what you heard this week, please rate and review wherever you listen! Please send us questions you want us to answer for you, and follow us on social media. Remember to eat your Wheaties and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/Verbalyeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everybody! This week we talk about alternate currency, bones Jesus, bird physics, and a new segment...Friendly Feud! If you liked this week's episode leave us a review where ever you are listening. Follow us on our socials and make sure to send us any questions you might have to our email address! Lastly, make some eggs, and Go and Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey everybody! This week's episode covers doing two jobs at once, snakes with hats, and what kind of food technology we can come up with. If you liked what you heard this week, please give us a review wherever you are listening! Please send us questions that are burning a hole in your skull or a funny name we could use at the beginning of the show! Have a great week, and don't forget to Go And Rip Yourself A New One! Our email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com

Hey everybody! This week we talk about what is in our heads making us go, the childhood Marvel/DC fandoms, and what dogs would chase before cars were invented. If you liked what you heard, throw a review our way! You can send us questions and titles to our email, and follow us on social media. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hello everybody! This week we talk about Uranus Aliens, The Hollow Earth Being Full of Souls, and Sibling Stories! If you liked what you heard this week please rate and review us wherever you listen! Also, follow us on our socials, and email us any questions you want us to answer! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Welcome back to the shit show everybody! This week we talk monkey presidents, Plato's theory of man, and our ways of charming people's passwords out of them! If you like the show, give us a review! If you have any questions send them to our email or Instagram! Have a Great Day, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey everyone! Welcome back to this shit show! This week marks the beginning of Ham-libs! We then go on to talk about how to fix bad idioms that we use day-to-day, what if our teeth had velvet, like deer antlers, and then we talk about doing anime moves to regular people. Make sure to give a 5-star review wherever you listen to us! If we get 100 of those bad boys then we will get dumb tattoos on our feet! You can send us questions through our email or DM on social media! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials; www.twitter.com/verbalyeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey everyone! This week we talk justice league sex, the creation of granola, and what three junk foods get us hot and also bothered. If you have the time please go review us wherever you can, if we get 100 5 star reviews we will get dumb tattoos on our feet! Check out our socials and email us with any questions you want to be answered! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A  New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hello everybody! This week's episode covers topics like what if we had no bones? Is our solar system just a bunch of hermit crabs? and what are good pickled foods? We mentioned that if we get 100 reviews on iTunes we will get tattoos on our feet naming our toes and we weren't kidding! Please email us questions if you have any, and follow us on our socials! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

(CW: Graphic Sexual Scenes) Hey everyone! Welcome to the shit show of this week's episode! We talk about our childhoods and how horny we were at that time, and then paper shredders that will peer-review your paper. If you have any questions for us, send us an email or DM on our socials! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Email Us! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine   

Hey everybody! In this episode, we pitch Parachute Airlines, Carbonated Food, and Nat tries to poison Matt. If you liked what you heard, please leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts! If you have any questions, send them to our email or DM us on social media! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the most disturbing part of the internet...this show! This week we got a listener-submitted question that asked about Indiana Jones fursonas! Then we talked about pancake mouthwash, stealing your own gifts, and what stock acronyms actually stand for. If you have any questions for us, send them our way via email or social media DMs. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Email us Questions! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Follow our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Welcome back to Verbal Yeet Machine! This week we talk about cum A LOT, If James Bond was a sandwich artist and forbidden lollipop flavors. Email us questions or call us names: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Follow us and call us names: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet  

Welcome back, everybody! We are both finally fully vaccinated and we can record in the same space again! For this great reunion Nat tells an interview horror story, we talk fuck marry kill with fast food mascots, coal-powered people, and Paper Clip pirates! If you have any questions you want us to answer, send them to our email, or if you want us to call each other mean names send them too! Drink warm milk before bed and As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet    

Hey everybody! Welcome back! This week we talk Cursed Thrift Shop Items, Quantum Piss, and Replacement Grass! You can email us any questions you might have or a title for us to call ourselves at the beginning of each episode! Thanks for listening, and as always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet Molly Lewis Twitch Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/mollylele

Hello everyone! This week we talk about Human Hibachi, Cheese BDSM, Christening Babies, and Bad Superpowers. If you would like to send in titles for us to say at the top of our episodes or questions you want us to answer, send them to our email address! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet  

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the most chaotic podcast on the internet, and you can quote us on that! This week we talk about a whole bunch of stuff like Horn v. Bell, PB&J v. Fluffernutter, and having edible hair. If you want us to pick apart some of your questions, send us an email! We want your participation!! If not though, you can always go and Rip Yourself A New One! Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com

This week is all about Hot Tub Cookouts, Weeb CrockPots, Chris Angel's Mind Crimes, The Perfect Cereal, and Russian Party Jesus. Please consider leaving a review wherever you are listening, it would help us out a lot! Also, send us questions! Have a great day and don't forget to Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com

Welcome back to the worst show out there! This week we talk about Teeth bartering, Kid-ware Tech Robots, Positive Vibe Power Rangers, and Goop...unfortunately. If you want us to answer your questions send them our way, and as always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Hey all! This week's episode is both on time and chortle-inducing! This week we talk department store origin stories, sexy smells, and making famous works of art just a little better. Send us questions: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com  

Sorry, this one is late this week everybody! Scheduling sucks major dongs. This episode is all about mad scientist experiments, our own personal obstacle courses, and how family feud is LITERALLY ON TV. If you have any questions you want us to answer email us! Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com

Hello everyone! This week we talk Piss logistics, porn harmonicas, butt bullets, and a little thing called love. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! If you have any questions you want us to answer send them to our email! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet  

This week we talk very specific kinks, cursed shot roulette, fucked up yogurts, and much more!! If you would like to send us questions, email us! Other than that just remember to Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet  

The Jim Carrey Conundrum, Dildomancers, The New and Better Chivalry, and Hotcock. All that and more in this very NICE episode. Email us your questions: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet  

Hello everyone! This week we talk about the least likely meat that could be stored in a can, what the best thing to put in a pneumatic tube is, and the biggest question...can something be both veiny and supple at the same time? If you have a burning question that you'd like us to answer send them our way! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet

This episode was recorded on Matt's 21st birthday, so the obvious thing to do was for both Matt and Nat to get drunk as skunks and record. We talk about Matt's signature drink, cursed infomercials, and disassociation songs.Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet 

Hey everybody! This week on Verbal Yeet Machine we talk about Game-Stonks, Our personal scents, and what kind of tongues we would both want. If you would like to send us questions, please send them to our email or DM us on Twitter. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet 

Hey there everybody! We are back on the right this week! What Fun! In this episode, we talk about Etch A Sketch Skin, Wrist Mounted accouterment, and what kind of candy Pox you would want to have. If you have any questions you'd like to open up to the minds of two idiots, submit them to the email below! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet 

Hello everybody! Sorry for the late episode, Matt is a lazy bum. This week we cover rivetting topics such as cursed soda flavors, underwhelming magic items, and what aliens really look like. If you liked what you heard give a review wherever you listen, and if you have any questions for us to answer send them to our email! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet 

Welcome back! This week we talk about the snack that frowns back, bad condom designs, and cursed items in antique roadshow!Email us: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com 

Hello, there fine travelers! Welcome back to this dumb show! This week we cover topics such as what kinds of food would you want to grow out of your fingernail beds, what would your psycho killer outfit be, and what kinds of smithing a toilet could be used for. We also play a new game called Guess That Punchline! We are part of The League Of Friendly Jests so go check out other shows on our website, such as A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story with some more in the pipeline. And as Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our website: https://www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com/verbal-yeet-machineOur email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com 

Hey there everybody! Thanks for coming back to hang out this week! We talk about the Sprouse Twins for way too long, hash out what we would want to use 25 pounds of for a weapon, and discuss what kinds of alcohol we would make if we were famous. Send us questions o wishes you'd like us to Monkey paw for you and go check out The League Of Friendly Jests, where you'll find other shows like A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com

Hey everybody! Welcome back! Get some hot cocoa and a blanket and prepare to decent into madness. We talk about hacking sweaters, old fashion porn, and bad v8 variants. Go check out The League Of Friendly Jests!@ We have other podcasts like Some Story, and A Riverdale Runs Through It. After you listen to those shows, you can go read some satirical news articles from Correspondance From The Sunny Side. After that, you can Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.comOur Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com 

Hey everyone! This episode covers Nat's Swiss Cheese Mouth, the grammatical context of the word "simp", and what philosophers would sound like if they were muppets. Check out the League Of Friendly Jests! We have other great shows like A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Website: https://www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com/verbal-yeet-machine 

Hey everybody! This week we talk about resealable JNCO jeans pockets, how bad hooved animals with nuts have it, and what kind of selfie we would put on our driver's licenses! If you like this show go check out others on The League Of Friendly Jests' website, there is Some Story and A Riverdale Runs Through It! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com 

Are you bored with your regular toon town? INTRODUCING TOON TOWN BUT WITH WEED! This episode also covers what emotions were back when people didn't know words and ethical cannibalism. Enjoy! We are part of the League Of Friendly Jests, which is a podcast/multimedia company. Go check out other shows as A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story! Also, go read some funny News Articles from Correspondence From The SunnySide. We also have an email where you can send questions for us to answer! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.comOur Twitter: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet 

Hey there everybody! This week we talk about the pantheon of cereal, what utensils we HATE, and what our cowboy names would be! If you like the show make sure to give us some reviews wherever you are listening! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com 

Welcome back to this chaotic road show everybody! Today we talk about strong nuts, upsetting road signs, and reading fortunes from chicken tenders! Check out shows on our network such as A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story! Also, go read articles from Correspondence From The Sunny Side! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!!Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com 

Hey all! We are hornier this episode and we apologize. We also talk about how jerky is meat raisins, ligament wizards, and cum lodges. Check out the shows on The League of Friendly Jests like A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story. Also, check out satirical news articles on Correspondence From The Sunnyside! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com

Hello everyone! This week we talk about what doesn't go in pies, what would happen if a clown tried to honk their nuts like their nose, and what you would do if you had a soulbound fruit by the foot sweater? Slide into our DM's on Twitter(@VerbalYeet), and Instagram(@tlofj). Also, go check out The League Of Friendly Jests! We have A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story, plus articles from Correspondence From The Sunnyside. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur website: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com 

ONE YEAR OF SHITS AND GIGGLES EVERYBODY!! Thank you to everyone who has listened from the beginning and thank you to those who we have picked up along the way! In this episode, we cover who we would want to have with us on a deserted island, what if singing toothbrushes told you to kill your parents, and what we would do if the world suddenly had video game logic. We are so excited for the next years to come and as always...Go Rip Yourself A New One!Our email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.comOur Network: www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com 

Woah! Hey there everybody! This week's episode has that sweet sweet late-night energy, and you best be ready for a ride! We talk about big bugs, our own reality TV shows, and what kind of were-beast would be the most unsettling. Email us at verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com to ask us questions that we will answer on the show! Also, go to www.theleagueoffriendlyjests.com to check out some cool shows like A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story, and read some funny news articles from Correspondence from the Sunny Side! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!

Hello all! This episode is really dumb, give it a listen! We try to get spooky and succeed to a certain extent, talk about what kind of Frankenstein we want to be, work out a horny devil deal, and make a sequel to Dolphins. Please send us an email at verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com with any questions, comments, or minor concerns. Also, check out shows on The League Of Friendly Jests like A Riverdale Runs Through It, and Some Story. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One!