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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Ex-husband requests mortal combat with ex-wife, retired teacher retires from serial shitting, and the raunchy tale of Dick Riding Hood! NEWS: Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle dispute with Iowa ex-wife https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2020/01/13/iowa-courts-david-ostrom-requests-trial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/ Man sets up cameras to catch ghost but instead finds girlfriend having sex with son https://thecoverage.my/horror/man-sets-camera-catch-ghost-catches-son-sex-wife-instead/ Retired teacher fined for repeated shitting https://www.huffpost.com/entry/public-pooper-wisconsin_n_5e0e4708e4b0843d360f96a5 Credits: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The Lounge King - Ici la Femme (XXX Mix) Louise Vertigo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Men play a stupid game and win stupid prizes, palm reader is met with misfortune, and Dr.Feel drops mad knowledge on vaping! News Burger King to give Bronx residents free whoppers https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/burger-king-bronx-free-whoppers-joker-stairs-tourists Men arrested for trying to cash lottery ticket with glued on numbers https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/men-try-cash-lottery-ticket-with-glued-on-numbers/UI2TZTDJYFGQTGYVLVP2QBN5RM/ https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525# Palm reader arrested for allegedly scamming a client out of $71,000 to banish a demon from her daughter https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/palm-reader-arrested-for-allegedly-scamming-a-client-out-of-dollar71000-to-banish-a-demon-from-her-daughter/ar-BBYAXvL?li=BBnbfcL --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Snoop Dogg lullabies, Florida man asserts his dominance, and dog plays fetch with dildo! News Snoop Dogg Announces Lullaby Album Adapting His Greatest Hits For Babies https://thesource.com/2019/11/29/snoop-dogg-lullaby-album/ https://funnynewsfix.com/funny-news/snoop-dogg-announces-lullaby-album-adapting-his-greatest-hits-for-babies/ This wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/this-wearable-vest-grows-a-self-sustaining-garden-watered-by-your-own-urine-1.5408768 Man dated cockroach called Lisa for a year and said she was 'hotter than any girl' https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-dated-cockroach-called-lisa-13928927 (old news) Florida man exposes himself slaps his butt in front children during argument deputies say https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-exposes-himself-slaps-his-butt-in-front-of-children-during-argument-deputies-say Dogs finds adult toy on her walk and wonder are horrified she won’t let go https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12286627&fbclid=IwAR0nPRspHHEBQb1Vw8ESWiNyRhl-6BBZU0o68B76gFJ6h0gVeBJuNsfMNQ8 https://funnysmack.com/memes/dog-finds-adult-toy-on-her-walk-and-owners-are-horrified-she-wont-let-go/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode Yadadamean?!: Homewrecker wrecks the wrong home - again, Postal worker has a drug dealing side hustle, and we look back on the last decade as we approach the next decade! NEWS SOURCES: Detroit's largest demolition contractor demolishes the wrong home — again https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/12/18/wrong-home-demolished-detroit-adamo-group/2685696001/ Hong Kong and mainland China gamers clash on GTA V https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50894769 Mail carrier sold crack from postal vehicle, Ohio police say https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Mail-carrier-sold-crack-from-postal-vehicle-Ohio-police-say-566355271.html --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Penis galore on California shore, coach takes one for the team, and Florida science teacher lives life to the max! News TONS OF PENIS fish wash up on California beach https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/fat-innkeeper-worms-california-beach-scn-trnd/index.html https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-of-10-inch-penis-fish-wash-up-on-californian-beach-11885598 Coach under fire taking high school soccer team hooter after loss https://www.newsweek.com/coach-under-fire-taking-high-school-soccer-team-hooters-after-loss-1477165 Florida science teacher takes meth and cocaine before school, passes out at Burger King, wakes up in hospital and masturbates, cops say. http://alugy.com/usa/florida-science-teacher-takes-meth-and-cocaine-before-school-passes-out-at-burger-king-wakes-up-in-hospital-and-masturbates-cops-say/ Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase https://www.local10.com/news/local/2019/12/16/area-of-a1a-shut-down-over-police-activity/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark CREDITS: We Wish you a Merry Christmas Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ First Call Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Deck the Halls B Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Sheriff Pigeon is in town, man passes the deadliest farts, and Rob goes Christmas shopping! NEWS: Someone is putting tiny cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas as animal rescue works to remove them https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/someone-is-putting-tiny-cowboy-hats-on-pigeons-in-las-vegas-as-animal-rescue-works-to-remove-them Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’ https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/ 'Hungry artist' eats banana duct-taped to wall art piece that sold for $120,000 https://www.newsweek.com/banana-duct-tape-120-000-maurizio-cattelan-art-basel-miami-gold-toilet-1475677 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/hungry-artist-eats-banana-duct-21049699 Arizona man registers swarm of bees as emotional support animals https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/arizona-man-registers-swarm-of-bees-as-emotional-support-animals/?utm_source=reddit.com CREDITS: Jingle Bells Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Exhilarate Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Winter Reflections Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Match your nipple color with lipstick, no more penis for Dave the Duck, and the Great American Potato Famine! News Sources A Tucson business is helping women find the perfect lipstick ... by matching their nipple color https://tucson.com/thisistucson/tucsonlife/a-tucson-business-is-helping-women-find-the-perfect-lipstick/article_28c22bce-0bab-11ea-9f3f-53a47418bbc4.html America braces for possible french fry shortage after poor potato harvest https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/America-braces-for-possible-french-fry-shortage-14875662.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Duck has to have its penis removed after fucking too much and injuring it https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/duck-named-dave-penis-removed-21031151 KFC selling ‘fried chicken-scented’ fire logs for holiday season https://fox17.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-fried-chicken-selling-fried-chicken-scented-fire-logs-for-holiday-season --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: 99 problems and a booty is one, man has 100% matches on his own dating app, and menstruation badges! SOURCES: News Greensboro man creates dating app where he’s the only guy allowed https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/local/2-wants-to-know/greensboro-dating-app-online-dating-singularity/83-de8a5d3a-dea6-4a71-8da0-f2394f071cdc Japanese store requires female employees to wear ‘period badges’ https://news.sky.com/story/japanese-company-faces-backlash-over-period-badges-for-female-employees-11873188 Big Booty Problem https://torontosun.com/entertainment/television/big-booty-problems-woman-with-60-inch-butt-had-six-rounds-of-illegal-injections/wcm/b7ea919d-44e9-4fcb-9670-125845e53daa --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Middle age women spend thousands on sex dolls, Church 'Hail's Mary' like a rap legend, Straight Pride gone straight down the drain, and the historically correct version of Thanksgiving! SOURCES: Middle Aged women spend £15,000 ($19,281) pounds on female sex dolls https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-50s-desperate-15k-female-19912461 Church accidentally prints out Tupac rap lyrics ‘Hail Mary’ instead of Christian prayer https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12286998 Dallas Straight Pride Event Brings Exactly Two People, Both From Out Of Town https://www.inquisitr.com/5746685/dallas-straight-pride-event-two-people/amp/ Cat put in 'solitary confinement' for freeing other cats from Texas shelter https://www.10tv.com/article/cat-put-solitary-confinement-freeing-other-cats-texas-shelter-2019-nov CREDITS: Americana Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Rite of Passage Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Kanye West transcends, masturbation boxes, and Family Feud! SOURCES: Kanye West? It’s Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West to you, thanks https://happymag.tv/kanye-west-its-christian-genius-billionaire-kanye-west-to-you-thanks/ Masturbate furiously in the privacy of your own cardboard box, courtesy of HBO https://news.avclub.com/masturbate-furiously-in-the-privacy-of-your-own-cardboa-1839668651 Man left unable to walk after his scrotum swelled so big it hung below his knees and began rotting https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10146658/man-scrotum-swelled-below-knees-rotting/ CREDITS: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Constance Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ unfa - Classical Concerto: Waiting for the start and applause https://freesound.org/people/unfa/sounds/211097/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Man pretends to be a cop in high speed chase, Guy uses cat as a projectile weapon against police officer, and Homophobe refuses a gay knee for mother! News Wilson man charged with impersonating an officer during police chase https://www.witn.com/content/news/Wilson-man-charged--with-impersonating-an-officer-during-police-chase-564289181.html Man faces jail time for allegedly throwing a cat at a police officer https://globalnews.ca/news/6113009/man-throws-cat-jail-russia/ Homophobe Refuses Knee Surgery for Mom Over Fear the Knee Will be "Gay" https://www.distractify.com/p/gay-knee-transplant CREDITS: Yondo - Stay Wit Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1My5B4aVw4k zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/ Heartbreaking Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Firefighters battle fire and bull semen, have the feel of skin on your phone, and police Sergeant told to tone down his gayness! SOURCES: Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Facility, Firefighters Forced to Dodge 'Projectiles' https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673 These creepy artificial skin cases makes phones pinchable, ticklish https://www.foxnews.com/tech/artificial-skin-phone-case-pinchable US police sergeant told to ‘tone down the gayness’ wins $20 million in damages https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/28/us-police-sergeant-missouri-keith-wildhaber CREDITS: zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this weeks episode of Yadadamean?!: Peoples' tattoos are preserved, Iowa family's basement flooded with blood, and hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman SOURCES: Tattoo and skin used as sentimental objects https://www.9news.com.au/world/tattoo-preservation-mortician-service-memorial-artwork-kyle-michael-sherwood/a82ea4d9-75ef-419a-92ac-de27495fdf7d Iowa family discovers horrifying basement filled with blood from neighboring meat locker https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/16/iowa-familys-basement-fills-blood-meat-locker-next-door/4003127002/ Chinese businessman hires a hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who betrays all six of them and lands them all in prison. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-23/botched-murder-plot-sees-chinese-hitmen-sent-to-prison/11630728 CREDITS: Return of Lazarus Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Giant Wyrm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Symmetry Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Instagram model's million dollar booty, pedophile walks 300+ miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl, and millennials CEO slams other millennials for being entitled despite inheriting the position! SOURCES: Instagram model earns a buttload of money with her booty https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691 Man walks over 300 miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2019-10-14T15%3A00%3A17&utm_term=link 35 year old slams other millennials for entitlement despite being handed by his dad https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/john-winning-privilege/ CREDITS: Divertissement - Pizzicato (from the ballet Sylvia) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: For $3k, walk on water like Jesus Christ, PG&E blackout in parts of California, and our boy Rob goes on a date! Will he meet the woman of his dreams? SOURCES: Guinea Pig Ice Cream Becoming A Cool New Treat In Ecuador https://www.huffpost.com/entry/guinea-pig-ice-cream-ecuador_n_5d976b21e4b0f5bf79740d8e A 21-Year-Old Man Overslept For Jury Duty So A Judge Sent Him To Jail For 10 Days https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/briannasacks/man-overslept-for-jury-duty-gets-prison-time “Jesus Shoe” $3,000 sneaker filled with holy water sell out in minutes https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/jesus-shoe-3-000-sneakers-filled-with-holy-water-sell-out-in-minutes-2114404 Instagram star gets paid staggering £1.2million for sharing photos of her bum https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691 CREDITS: Magic Forest Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Gloom Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/yadadamean --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Man named 'Sexy Vegan' assaults dog, man's farts assaults police officer's nose, and shopper is schlongfully accused! Sources: Man named ‘Sexy Vegan’ charged with sexually assaulting his dog https://ktla.com/2019/09/27/weho-man-named-sexy-vegan-denies-sexually-assaulting-dog/ https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-09-30/man-named-sexy-vegan-charged-in-sexual-assault-of-his-dog-after-video-surfaces-online Florida man pulls samurai sword on man for a wheelbarrow https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article235477717.html Man Charged With Repeatedly Farting During Strip Search https://www.newsweek.com/deliberately-farting-strip-search-1460505 'I can't help having a big penis' - Stoke-on-Trent shopper accused of stealing clothes drops pants to prove suspicious bulge was actually his manhood https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946 Credits: Night on the Docks - Sax Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Deadly Roulette Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sneaky Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sad Trio Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ If you enjoyed the show, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Pro Gamers suffer injuries, man assaulted with banana, and man loses his 'banana'! Sources Florida man leads cops on low-speed chase, gets 5th DUI https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-dui-police-low-speed-chase Gaming injuries ‘same as basketball player’ doctor says https://egamingdesk.com/esports/gaming-injuries-same-as-basketball-players-says-doctor/ Omaha police investigate 'assault with a banana' https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-police-investigate-assault-with-a-banana/article_2f9e57ac-ebd9-5e8d-bd85-126f85add519.html Man’s penis rots after he injected VASELINE to try and make it bigger https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9959487/man-penis-rots-injected-vaseline/ Patreon https://www.patreon.com/yadadamean Twitter https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Florida couple's sexcapades, 'economically' unattractive men causing marriage rates to plummet, and our special guest Sukh Ma Richard! https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow Credit for SFX Waiting for the start and applause by unfa | http://freesound.org Editted for flow Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Credit for Pick-up Artist trailer song Wuxia2_Guzheng_Pipa by PeriTune | http://peritune.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Patreon https://www.patreon.com/yadadamean Sources Florida couple attempt to have sex in police car https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-couple-sex-in-cop-car_n_5d810349e4b03b5fc88a7ebc Man who tried to fight grizzly bear fined $4000 https://www.airdrietoday.com/beyond-local/man-who-tried-to-fight-grizzly-bear-in-banff-national-park-fined-4000-1695270 Lack of ‘economically attractive’ men to blame for marriage decline: study https://www.kron4.com/news/national/lack-of-economically-attractive-men-to-blame-for-marriage-decline-study/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: San Francisco man cancels his store? Area 51 festival cancelled? And special guest, Rikaku! Twitter: https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow EPISODE 8 Sources: San Francisco Man May Close Store After Being Bitten By Homeless Person Twice in 4 Months https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-francisco-man-may-close-store-after-being-bitten-by-homeless-person-twice-in-4-months/ Storm Area 51 creator cancels music festival because fears that it will be fyrefest 2.0 https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/viral/storm-area-51-music-festival-cancelled-organizers-feared-fyrefest-2-n10https://squadcast.page.link/o91h52181 Boy loses eyesight from a poor diet https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/03/health/poor-diet-blindness-scli-intl/index.html PSA Script (Mike: Ay! This is a Yadadamean Public Service Announcement, bitch!) Do you spend more time taking photos of your food instead of eating it? (Lan: Just fucking eat your food!) Are you constantly trying to fill the void in your life by fishing for likes from… “friends” on social media? (Mike: Uhuhuhu…) (Lan: Fucking losers!) Have you ever used the dog filter on Snapchat? (All) Ugh. Hi, I’m Rob. You might know me from podcasts such as Yadadamean and… um… Yadada… mean? There’s been an epidemic for the last decade, and many people are unaware of the symptoms. If any of the questions I’ve just asked apply to you, then I have some news for you: You are a BASIC BITCH. (Lan: BITCH!) If you don’t believe me, take a look at what you’re wearing. Do you own any of the following brands? (Mike) Banana Republic? (Lan) North Face? (Rob) Michael Kors? You may also be doing the following: Women: do you talk obsessively about your kids to people who clearly don’t care? (Lan: Fuck yo kids!) Men: do your conversations almost totally revolve around…”the game”? (Mike: Ay, bruh? Did you see the game?) (Lan: Hell no!) (Mike: Awwww...) It’s believed that as soon as you show signs of being a basic bitch, it could be nearly impossible to develop any semblance of a personality. But you might still have a chance: please contact your local “Basic Bitch” professional before it’s too late. And to the rest of you in denial? Just remember: hashtag… (all, one at a time) Stay Basic Bitch. (Mike: Awwww we fucked that up) (Lan: Fuck this PSA!) Interview: Naruto Fanfiction Writer Naruto Sasuke Romance in the Hidden Leaves Skits PSA (Public Service Announcement) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week of Yadadamean: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss Google tracking the porn you watch, robots pole dancing, and Thai man's love for cows. Episode 7 Sources Costco selling 'magnificent' 72-pound cheese wheel for $900 https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/costco-selling-72-pound-cheese-wheel Facebook, Google, and Oracle cloud are tracking the porn you watch in private https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/17/opinion/google-facebook-sex-websites.html Robot pole dancers to debut at French nightclub https://news.sky.com/story/robot-pole-dancers-to-debut-at-french-nightclub-11799391 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOTExpeqYR0 Naked pensioner, 68, caught red-handed having sex with a COW in Thai field as perv is fined just £8 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9850094/naked-pensioner-caught-having-sex-cow-fined-8-pounds/ Small Transcription- Fake Ad Who shaves anymore? Everyone's got their fucking beard. Nah, the script that $2 Shave Club gave you. All right. So the script, right, right here. that's right, shuffle some papers. go adjust your glasses. Yeah, tired of- Okay, let's see here. Okay, it says on the paper here, tired of having overgrown pubic hair? Yes. Oh, well, that's your problem not $2 Shave's problem. But here's the Silver Lining or the silver razor. They said if you buy six of those razors, you can shave your pubes all the way. Wow. Yes, expose those crabs of yours. And just for this podcast if you buy six razors, you will also receive- Six? Hey, shh, I'm talking, if you buy six razors. The surprise doesn't end there, if you want some razors what you can also get for free are some pliers so you can pluck those pesky crabs. All right. what else do you get? You get a sense of relief from the lack of pubic hair. And and when you're go on Tinder or whatever those vapid dating sites are you can also once you drop your trousers you can stand all the private dating sites tells you a lot about Lan's sex life. It's very empty, that's why I have no use for this. Oh my God, just for two dollars. You can get this wonderful deal. Wow. It's talk about that new product day that they came out... for them. Oh, the new products the butt plugs. Oh the butt plugs, Yes $2 Shave Club butt plug. Yeah the market for this butt plug is mainly targeted at 40 to 60 year old people who have anal leakage. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss Swedish couples fucking like beasts, Spanish babies turning into beasts, and Canadian teacher being a straight beast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss airport passenger finding out "he ugly!!!", six seniors bumping uglies, and Florida Man telling children the ugly truth. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss men not recycling for a shocking reason, Utah police having a shocking encounter, and obese patients receiving a shocking treatment. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss lady taking a #1 on potatoes, Roomba smearing #2 on the floor, and DoorDash drivers snacking on your #3. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss turning up at Area 51, dogs in Aspen, Colorado turning up, and the Massachusetts police wanting people to turn down. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss the selling out of gamer girl Belle Delphine's bathwater; Internet denizens plans to raid Area 51 by Naruto running; and the escapades of the feline legend, Spaghetti. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message