Snacks, a microphone, and a movie chosen by the D20 of fate. 4 guys go on a journey watching movies from their past and see if they still hold up. Join them and laugh as they discuss the good and bad, explore their own fan theories, propose alternate endings, and rag on eachother.
The hero's journey. We all know it. The biggest coward in town, basically sucks at everything, convinces the neighborhood kids to run away from problems. A freak accident leaves him with amazing new powers, with which he can help his community, and humanity as a whole. But instead he remains a complete coward and sucks so much, they kick his ass out of town. Meteor Man is the story of a man wasting an amazing cast, and pretty much his career. enjoy!
"So, you have a movie for me?" "yes, sir, I do. Imagine we take a football player, dress him like the Terminator and highlander had a deformed baby." "Deformed babies are TIGHT" "Uh... well, anyway, he's the hero, an undercover cop, and he's taking on a biker gang" "Amazing! So how does he defeat this biker gang and save the day?" "Well, he pretty much screws everything up and the biker gang basically wins in the end." "Shut up and take my money!" Enjoy Stone Cold, y'all!
before Alien vs Predator, there was... Gary Busey vs Predator. An argument could be made that its basically the same thing, but this one also features a Danny Glover, and he is not ready for BS from either side. Join our band of ugly mofos and strap in for PREDATOR 2!!!!!! #predator #alien #danny glover #gary busey #bill paxton #sequel
Hail to the king, baby! This episode, the Guys check out the classic Sam Raimi Evil Dead sequel. How does one of the most quotable films hold up? Join us for swords, sorcery, and so many skeleton puppets!
In a world where a hero can dress as a bat, or a teen can gain the awesome powers of a spider, comes a guy who can be in the sun for 90 minutes! does it sound suspiciously like the cast of the podcast? Nah, it is none other than Liam Neeson himself, getting really upset over a stuffed elephant. JOIN US FOR RAIMI
In the most touching live-action adaptation of The Lion King, Eddie Murphy plays everyone, including Arsenio Hall, really showing us some chops. Anyway, this is my third attempt at flavor text, so just join us as we hail to the king in Coming To America ...Today!
Christmastime is here! And what better way is there to celebrate little baby Jesus, than with a movie about a bunch of cougars that want to bang a snowman with the mind of a child? Pour the egg nog and get ready to absolutely hate Darryl from The Office, because you are about to get Hot Frosty'd!
Before Keenan Ivory Wayans took over television with his giant family, he was taking over the silver screen with his giant head. Kind of an Airplane-esque comedy is born, and the guys will decide how well it holds up as a whacky crime drama!
Small Soldiers! A star-studded cast, maybe sort-of kinda top notch special effects sometimes, and of course, a crappy hamburger with an onion ring on it. What more can the guys ask for? Let's find out!
The first family of Marvel. The Fantastic Four. Before Disney shovels out yet another sad failure based on this beloved franchise, let us take a look at how other studios failed. Did you say you were hoping Mr. Fantastic would do a stupid dance move? Or that he would give himself extra fingers? We have some good news for you! Join us, as we choke down another rancid Marvel sequel!
The 1950's. Man has conquered the moon, and has set sights on the red planet Mars. Our intrepid team of Pomade-laden doughy guys must face the wildlife, and discover the hidden secrets of THE ANGRY RED PLANET!
It's AHHHHHHHHHHctober! The spookiest month of the whole year! The boys are celebrating with a spooky style vampire style movie, The Lost Boys! Say hello to the night with the crew, and stuff yourself full of candy corn!
I know what you are thinking - "Wow, Rob! That movie title sure is tedious!" Well, let me reassure you, the movie itself is much, much more so. Pull up a log, and join us for a film that somehow ends up being far more ridiculous than the name suggests!
If anyone told me in the year 2000 that we'd be getting Hugh Jackman Wolverine movies for the next 24 years, I'd probably have scoffed, but hey. Here we are. Join the Guys, B- Negative, Snowflake, Safespace, and all the other New New Warriors for a mutant adventure!
Hey, all. What's up... So yeah, we watched the first Star Trek Movie, and we are all just really tired. Enjoy a heaping helping of whatever the hell this was! VEGR!!!!
Watered-down martial arts. Played-out buddy cop themes. Incoherent yelling. RUSH HOUR.
Everybody needs a vacation at some time or another, and what better place to go than Mars?! There's no air, there's a bunch of goopy mutants, and let's not forget the constant threat of a crazy street shootout! Sign me up! Our good buddy Arnold decides he needs to leave his boring life married to a very thirsty Sharon Stone to go play detective for a bunch of melting weirdos. Why not. Join us for Total Recall!
Do you like cartoons? Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long? Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, but are not anime? Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, are not anime, and are not actually cartoons, but are real people acting like cartoon characters? GOOD. HERE'S THIS.
Guys, if your friends don't believe you have a real web shooter, you need to get some new friends. Don't give in to bullying about Spider-tech. Uh, also, we watch the animated Spider-man movie. ;-)
Ah, yes. It makes perfect sense. Dark. Gothic. Just a little silly. Tim Burton, the master of Tim Burton films, is back, this time, with a bunch of celebrities in monkey costumes. At least there is a bunch of goofy wire work. yay!?
If the 80's and uh... 80's have taught me anything, it is that the part 2 of any franchise is gonna be a banger. Empire. Aliens. Judgement Day(not 80's, but adjacent) So now we follow up the "classic" "super hero" "movie" with Superman 2! We can't wait.
The year is 1985. Tom Cruise is still in diapers. Tim Curry is in 90lbs of red makeup. A talented team of wranglers is hot gluing a horn to a horse's face. Does that sound crazy to you? Well, you have no freaking clue. Join us for Legend!
Nick Cage. But not Crazy Nick Cage. Sean Bean. But not Dying Sean Bean. Harvey Keitel and Jon Voight, but not scary... I guess you get the idea. It's a bunch of actors known for stuff that they just don't bring to the table here. Does it work? Let's find out.
Not to be confused with "How to DRAIN Your Dragon", a very, very different film. Either way, the guys enjoy a lighthearted romp through a not awful movie.
No, this is no an April Fool's prank, at least, not on purpose. This week, the Guys watch 'Bright', the Netflix Will Smith vehicle about racist Larpers, or something. It's great. Find out how great! #netflix #bright #willsmith
Finally, a live-action adaptation of one of the anime's of all time, The Guyver! Mark Hamill stars as the bio-boosted...wait, what?... he's not?... why is he on the poster? ...Uh, ok. sorry folks. So, some no name dork struggles to act his way through this cosplay nightmare. have fun! #guyver #markhamill
What with the new Marvel film sweeping theaters, we take a look at an older gem, featuring none other than Nick Cage! It's gonna be GREAT. #marvel #mcu #ghostrider
The Guys head to Metropolis to visit the first entry in the "modern superhero" movies. Join us as we learn if men can really fly, and if Brando can read his lines off of a diaper. #dc #superheroes #superman
Ring in the new year with a classic tale of misfit kids being taught by a misfit adult. Let's hit the ice with the Ducks!
Ho Ho Holy Sh*T this movie... This holiday season, the Guys embrace the void with Laurel and Hardy, a 20-something in old man makeup, some unholy pig creatures, and of course, a monkey stuffed into a Mickey Mouse costume. Merry Christmas!
I guess this was our 250th episode? lol sorry everyone. Joe sits this episode out, so ... y'know... good luck with that. Watch Bill Murray do probably the worst thing Bill Murray has ever done. Yes, including that.
This is the action movie that changed action movies forever. This is the movie you desperately convinced yourself was really deep, and the reason you own anything from Hot Topic. #matrix
Get your finest goblet of rendered child fat, today we dive back into the world of Warlock! #warlock
You know its true, everything we do, we do it for you. This episode, what we do is watch the Kevin Costner adaptation of Robin Hood. Pour the mead! #robinhood
It's Halloweeeeeeeeeen! Time to break out the candy bucket, and eat as much as you can before those rotten kids get here. Also, time to watch something spooky! #Halloween
I think we can all agree, that what the world really needs is more Jurassic sequels. And of course, we need sequels that can't decide if they are bad action movies, or bad horror movies. Enjoy this bad movie with us!
Sorry, everyone. I fell ill, and totally forgot to upload the new episode. So here ya go! It's got Tom Cruise, and a laser that leaves only pants.
Mmmboy! The year is 2009. The Transformers live action movie was a wild success, despite being less than popular with critics. Hasbro sees a golden goose, and just starts squeezing the crap out of it. Literally, it would seem. Enjoy this pile of goose crap!
Poor Kevin is home alone again. Well, he's not home... and he's most definitely NOT alone. There's people all up in this movie. Is he lost in New York? Hard to say... He isn't really lost, so much as accidentally abandoned. In fact, he seems to know exactly what to do, and where to go... I'm having an existential crisis right now... OH! There's also a crusty old bird person.
The Guys collectively buzz the tower before oiling up for some sweet beef-on-beef volleyball. Kindly join us for our review of the 80's classic, Top Gun!
A Stan Winston monster is set loose in a museum. Hilarity ensues.
The Guys delve into the world of Mad Sheen: ADD Road. It... certainly happens.
Yeah, it's weird. Our latest sponsored episode in which a warlock (or witch?) drinks the fat of that one kid from Step by Step.
Here it is, probably one of the most universally beloved films we've done on this podcast. It's just so cozy, and feel-good. It's funny, and full of genuinely touching and thrilling scenes. of course Bric doesn't like it.
ah, High school. the time in a young boy's life when he moves to a new state because his dad is a huge wuss of a karate teacher. Then he hallucinates about the ghost of Bruce Lee......'s stand-in. And of course, has a weird sexual awakening with his best friend/Michael Jackson impersonator.
Before he was slapping comedians, Will Smith was choking dogs to death and giving drugs to cartoon rats. Join us for another dumb vampire movie!
Oh boy! another video game adaptation! Oh boy! Ben Kingsley. This should go well. The Guys also test the new "most Oreo" Oreos, and a few maple snacks from Trader Joe's
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?... The Phantom!!! ... or the Shadow? Green Hornet. The guys watch one of the many old serial super hero flicks from a few years back.
A bunch of kids fight off an invasion. If only we'd send them trillions of dollars and maybe some tanks...
Swords and sorcery abound! Witness the epic clash of accents as Red Sonja and not-Conan... fight...bang... yeah.