Ash, Kip, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne dive into the funniest stories from their listeners about weddings, funerals, and proposals that took some unexpected turns. From a mix-up with a casket at a funeral that sent pallbearers tumbling to an adorable niece stating the obvious about grandma’s eternal sleep, you’ll be in stitches hearing these laugh-out-loud tales. The hosts also share their own hilarious engagement stories - involving a romantic beach stroll gone wrong and a bungled moment with a sparkler sign. Timestamps:2:34 - Pallbearers tumble into grave with casket 5:16 - Baby’s noisy number two at solemn funeral8:45 - Bride unhappy about surprise wedding proposal13:24 - Anna’s chaotic restaurant proposal16:12 - Mark’s fiery marriage proposalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever wondered why Australians don't steal petrol? Ash, Luttsy & Nikki chat with an American who is shocked that Australians can fill up their car with gas first and pay later. The idea of trusting people not to drive off is totally foreign to him! Tune in as the hosts share their own embarrassing stories of forgetting to pay for petrol, and why stealing gas can quickly ruin your social life in a small town. 2:30 - American tourist discovers 'honour system' at Aussie gas station5:10 - Ash confesses to accidentally driving off without paying for petrol7:45 - Nikki recalls a time she couldn't pay for gas as a broke teenager 10:20 - The social politics of stealing petrol from your 'local' gas station12:30 - Hilarious consequences of late video rental fees back in the daySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash and Nikki discuss the popular haircut trend among teenage boys right now that they've dubbed the "Benson Boonehead" or "Ol' Packer." They describe the style as having lots of volume on top with tight faded sides, looking similar to a mullet or shag. They joke about how it seems like every boy at private school is rocking this look to get around strict haircut policies. Ash and Nikki poll parents, teens and a barber to try to get the definitive name for this style, landing on "modern mullet" or "burst fade." They compare it to other popular cuts like the taper and talk about how TikTok is influencing what teens are asking for at the barber shop these days. 00:45 - Ash and Nikki describe noticing the trend of "Benson Boonehead" haircuts on teenage boys recently 02:30 - They explain how the style seems to be a way for private school boys to get around strict hair length rules04:15 - Poll parents and teens on what the official name is for this haircut trend05:30 - A teen reveals "modern mullet" is what kids are calling it06:00 - A barber explains "blowout taper" and "burst fade" are also used names07:15 - The barber describes how teens bring in TikTok inspiration photos08:00 - Differences between the styles like mullet versus short back and sides09:30 - Ash and Nikki recap landing on "modern mullet" as the key name Listen to the full episode for all the details on this funny investigation into teen boy haircut trends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who knew a massage could go so wrong? In this hilarious episode, Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss a poor mom who accidentally ended up at a massage parlor she didn't intend to visit. You'll hear the awkward details as she realizes she's in the wrong place - including the sleeping woman in the window and interesting male customers. The hosts also share their own massage parlor mixups and debate the warning signs of these establishments. Nikki confesses her fear of accidentally walking into the wrong place. Ash and Nikki then get into a lively discussion about celebrity hall passes after an odd revelation from a guest. You'll be surprised by some of their unconventional choices like Helen Mirren and more. 2:34 - Caller shares her massage parlor mixup in Redcliffe5:12 - Mitch reveals his odd hall pass 7:22 - Nikki shares her fear of accidental visits9:44 - Michael calls in about his sister's odd crushSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Overview: Ash, Luttsy & Nikki and listeners call in to share tales of parents doing the most embarrassing things in front of others - from a dad hugging a tree in fear at a school camp to a mother's drunken antics at a pool party. The stories range from cringey to downright hilarious. 2:30 - Ash's dad freezes in fear up a tree at her school camp5:15 - A drunk mom makes a scene at a pool party 7:45 - A dad chases his son wearing nothing but a birthday suit12:30 - A dad dons fake eyelashes for a whole engagement party See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash and Luttsy discuss their upcoming hosting gig for a Broncos charity event. They reminisce about past appearances with rugby legends like Alfie Langer and share funny stories about his drunken escapades on stage. Expect tales of debauchery from footy's glory days. 00:45 - Alfie shows up drunk to events 02:30 - Alfie's outrageous rider requests 05:15 - Sam Thaiday's awkward school visit after a big night out07:30 - More stories of footy players gone wild See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been a massive five weeks but finally, our Destination Unknown is REVEALEDSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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'This is Spinal Tap' is being re-released and we discuss whether jokes from a former era can be viewed few the lens of the pastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll never want sausages again after this podcast, Nikki butchers her own joke and we get the latest on the Diddy trial See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss their own struggles with verbal affection and debate whether it's generational. The hosts chat about their family dynamics growing up, when they first said "I love you" to their kids, and how their dogs get more affection than anyone. A listener calls in to share how she saves "I love you" just for her kids. 3:45 - Ash recalls his dad's first "I love you" at age 368:20 - Listener Angela admits she only says it to her kids See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about getting their charity beanies stolen after a rugby game, laugh over an enthusiastic fan's homemade sign asking for a kiss from Mitch Lewis, and debate whether all-you-can-eat seafood and pizza buffets are worth the calories. From stolen hats to personalized signs, this episode covers it all with plenty of laughs along the way. 0:55 - Letzi's charity beanie gets stolen after a rugby game3:20 - Fan holds up homemade "Kiss Me Mitch Lewis" sign 5:10 - Debating all-you-can-eat seafood buffets - are they worth it?8:40 - Reliving childhood memories at all-you-can-eat Pizza HutSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about the smell in the studio, useless instruments they were forced to play as kids, and some celebrity gossip. The main topic is Nikki's best friend who went on an amazing first date with a guy who seems perfect on paper. They had a great 2 hour phone call beforehand and really hit it off. But after the successful first date, the friend admitted she just doesn't feel any chemistry or attraction yet. Nikki and Ash discuss whether you need that instant romantic spark or if feelings can develop over time in a new relationship. Callers share their experiences and opinions on both sides of the debate. - 5:24 - Useless instruments their parents forced them to play as kids- 13:20 - Dating in your 40s - do you need instant chemistry? - 24:10 - Listener opinions on whether attraction can grow over time Ready to hear more juicy celeb gossip and lively debates? Tune into the full episode now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash, Luttsy and Nick Davis host their weekly sports podcast, discussing State of Origin and the Queensland Maroons squad. They joke about a fictional energy drink sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed" and debate the impact of new additions Xavier Coates and Josh Papalii. 2:00 - Bit about fictional sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed"9:30 - Discussion of good feeling around Queensland camp under Slater 12:45 - Coates' try scoring ability analysed18:30 - Need to improve Queensland's defense, focus on catching the ball21:00 - Tips for Ash doing his first yoga class27:00 - Debate on how to properly shower and wash yourself after yoga See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luttsy's coming in hot from the Devs, Ash wants to know how escape with his family on a catamaran and Nikki's frothing over Brad PittSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning | In this fun and laidback episode, Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about a viral shark video, reminisce about selling hot dogs out of a car to make money in high school, and bond over shared memories of attending Brisbane Bears and Brisbane Lions games. They poke fun at their friend Dan's newfound Lions fandom compared to their longtime support. There's plenty of laughs as they impersonate friends and share funny stories. 2:30 - Discussion about a shark video Ash wanted to send Nikki 5:00 - Thanking Instagram follower Scott Wallace for sending clips8:20 - The etiquette of replying to old messages and group chats12:30 - Stories of watching AFL games while working Broncos games 18:00 - Being longtime Brisbane Lions fans vs new supportersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a wild weather week ahead in Queensland. Tony Auden from Channel 7 breaks down when and where we'll see damaging winds, heavy rain, and huge swells - plus a shocking shark attack at a popular surf break. Cabarita Beach was the scene of a frightening shark attack over the weekend. Tony was actually surfing at that exact spot just days before the incident. He describes the conditions and talks about the footage showing the shark circling in shallow water as the victim was helped to shore. Other key moments: 2:30 - Tony explains what a "weather bomb" is and why this week's system will qualify 5:20 - Which days and areas will see the worst winds and rain 7:40 - Cool temps thanks to strong westerlies 10:00 - Sydney facing massive swells and coastal erosion risk 11:30 - Tony recounts surfing at Cabarita days before the shark attack This intense storm will keep things lively across Queensland this week. Don't get blown away out there! Tune in to get the forecast details you need.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever seen an athlete's wardrobe malfunction mid-competition? This week's episode covers some of the most hilarious and shocking moments when athletes' private parts were accidentally exposed on live TV. 2:30 - Nikki recalls her Dancing with the Stars costume designer expecting she had breast implants.5:15 - A hurdler's penis flops out during a race. Ash and Nikki discuss the aerodynamics. 7:45 - Nikki wishes the hurdler's penis had knocked down a hurdle.10:30 - A marathon runner asks cameras not to film her from behind after she defecates herself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's not happy with ScarJo, Guacamole gate rears its head and a Brisbane icon is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This hilarious episode covers everything from awkward text exchanges to trouble transporting cactuses. Lutsy tells the cringey story of accidentally ghosting Darren Lockyer for months. Other highlights include Nikki's holiday spot roasts, Ash's cactus transportation mishaps, and a recap of the unusual Broncos doubleheader. 7:30 - Ash's cactus disaster18:20 - Holiday spot roasts 26:10 - Ash ghosts Darren Lockyer37:15 - Pat Carrigan and the doubleheader See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Nikki and Ash discuss their recent "seachange" move to Europe for a few months during COVID, including the culture shocks, challenges and ultimate realizations that had them returning back home. 2:15 - Driving through the French and Italian countrysides5:30 - The allure of staying in Lake Como, Italy 8:45 - Missing the comforts of home in Australia 12:00 - Flying back to Australia as war broke out in Europe15:30 - Rediscovering how lucky we are to live in Australia Key Takeaways:- The grass isn't always greener in other countries, Australia has a lot going for it- Moving abroad helps you appreciate home more after an adventure away - Australia's isolation from global conflicts is a blessingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning, we're talking bad drivers, Trump's foreign policy, throwback tunes, and much more. Tune in as we break down the latest news, gossip, and pop culture moments - plus we've got a juicy game of Ash Connections. You won't want to miss Ash's brilliant idea for using his kids as a personal Instagram golf tip bank. The man is a genius when it comes to social media hacks. 2:34 - We chat Trump dropping the F-bomb on foreign policy 5:12 - Hugh Whitfield breaks down the chaos in the Middle East 10:34 - Our throwback song battle: who will take the crown for best 2014 hit? 13:02 - Ever struggled opening a Chupa-Chup? We've got the hack for you 18:23 - Ash Connections is back! A couple competes to see how well they *really* know each other 23:11 - Bad drivers, we're coming for you! Call in and dob in the worst driver you know 28:19 - How to properly use your car horn without causing road rage Get your morning fix of news, laughs, and great tunes - listen to the full episode now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash reckons he's been stitched up by some girls in the office - but we reveal that his eyebrows have a mind of their own See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash and Luttsy are surprised with custom indigenous jerseys from the Norths Devils rugby club. They gush over the thoughtful gifts before diving into headlines about rising tensions with Iran and Ash's son being stuck in Dubai. Later, a hilarious game show segment pits Ash against a first-time caller for a chance to win $400. Stick around for strange medical conditions, a Pedro Pascal obsession, and twin talk. 2:20 - Ash and Nikki receive thoughtful indigenous jerseys from the Norths Devils rugby club 5:10 - They discuss headlines about Iran and air travel through Dubai 7:40 - Game show segment with first-time caller competing against Ash 12:30 - Listeners call in with their bizarre medical conditions 18:20 - The hosts swoon over actor Pedro Pascal's astrology knowledge 21:30 - Nikki talks about entering a competition to find Australia's most identical twins 27:10 - Petrol prices expected to spike due to blocked oil shipping channel 29:20 - Upcoming reality show features twins as hosts Don't miss the fun and surprises on this very special 100th episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this week's Monday Sports Report podcast, Ash, Luttsy, Mitch and Nick Davis recap the previous round of NRL action. They talk about the grit Reece Walsh showed playing through injury against the Broncos, and debate whether he should replace Nathan Cleary at halfback for NSW in Origin 3 if Cleary can't play. Looking at the ladder, they analyse the Warriors' chances of finishing top 4 and discuss the daunting prospect of facing them in Auckland during finals. The hosts also examine Isaiya Katoa's blockbuster $6.5 million contract with the Dolphins and ponder whether they'd pay that much for a player. - 2:35 - Reece Walsh's toughness playing injured vs. Broncos- 6:10 - Could Walsh replace Cleary for NSW in Origin 3? - 8:20 - Assessing the Warriors' chances of finishing top 4- 12:30 - The brilliance of young Dolphins star Isaiya Katoa- 15:45 - Katoa's massive $6.5 million contract Key Takeaways:- Reece Walsh showed exceptional grit playing through a knee injury against the Broncos- The Warriors must win their remaining home games to lock up a top 4 spot - 21-year-old Isaiya Katoa is already one of the NRL's best halfbacks- Katoa's $6.5 million contract with the Dolphins shows his value on the open marketSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash, Luttsy and NIkki dive into sleeping habits, with Nikki shocked to find her son slept until 1:30PM on his first day of holidays. Ash remembers his own teenage attempts to go a full week without showering during school holidays. 02:34 - Embarrassing stories of catching parents in compromising situations. The hosts debate whether women lose their sex drives after menopause. 08:12 - Nikki recounts a movie scene involving remote-controlled vibrators. Ash jokes about using this on co-hosts during serious news segments. 10:34 - We touch on the differences in standards between commercial radio and unfiltered podcasts. Ash recalls accidentally saying an inappropriate name on-air.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki are back as we teeter on the edge of WWIII, we cross the void with psychic medium John Edward and the Broncos turn the tide! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, we discuss the news of a massive data breach where over 16 billion passwords were leaked online. This is the biggest breach ever, with login details exposed from major sites like Facebook, Google and more. While these companies themselves weren't hacked, the data came from individual users who had info stolen through viruses and malware. We talk about how this happens and why it's concerning - hackers can now use these passwords to access accounts, reset passwords, and scam users by seeming like they "know" personal info. Our tech expert Trevor Long joins us to explain what it all means in simple terms, whether you need to worry, and tips to update your security. Key takeaways include using strong unique passwords, enabling two-factor authentication, and changing passwords every few months. Timestamps: 2:30 - Explaining how the data breach happened5:15 - How hackers can use the stolen info 7:45 - Interview with tech expert Trevor Long12:30 - Trevor's tips for better password security18:00 - Our own password habits revealed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab a coffee and get comfy, because Ash, Luttsy and Nikki are back with another hilarious episode! [2:34] Ash describes his crazy long workday and commute problems. Can anyone relate?[7:12] The duo talks about the reputation of their hometowns. Let's just say there are some colorful stories. [12:45] Ash and Nikki can't stop laughing at a business' ridiculous voicemail message. You have to hear it for yourself![18:22] More witty back-and-forth between the hosts. Their chemistry is undeniable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki kick things off by discussing the Origin wins for Queensland. They play some games testing their knowledge of commonly mispronounced words. Later, Ash shares his thoughts after seeing an advance screening of the new F1 movie starring Brad Pitt. 0:00 - Opening banter and footy talk 7:30 - Game testing word pronunciation 18:45 - Ash's review of new F1 movieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Nikki and Luttsy reminisce about the exhilarating State of Origin match the other night, where Queensland pulled off an incredible comeback against New South Wales. They also get anonymous confessions from listeners about the extreme lengths they've gone to skip out on payments, including a wild tale of busting a friend out of the hospital to avoid medical bills. 00:00 Intro02:30 State of Origin recap07:15 Skipping Uber fares10:00 Using dates for free meals 15:30 Escaping gym memberships18:45 Dine and dash at Planet Hollywood22:00 Hospital escape in Greece Key Takeaways:- Never underestimate Queensland's Origin comeback potential!- People go to crazy lengths to avoid payments- Your hosts have some wild stories from their youthSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Maroons pull off a thrilling comeback in Game 2 of State of Origin after being down 24-6. Hosts Ash, Luttsy and Nikki celebrate the gutsy Queensland win but also apologize for their foul language during the stressful second half. Other topics include fake AI-generated news stories, a TikTok trend involving the song “this is so rude,” and women going on dates just for free meals. The show wraps up with guests attempting various accents and hosts reminiscing about times they’ve skipped out on bills. 2:30 - Maroons comeback in Origin Game 25:15 - Apologizing for foul language during the game7:00 - Fake AI-generated news stories 8:30 - "This is so rude" TikTok trend10:45 - Women going on dates just for free meals15:30 - Listeners attempt accents 18:45 - Stories of skipping out on bills - Queensland pulls off a thrilling last minute comeback win in Game 2 of State of Origin- Hosts apologize for obscene language during the stressful second half of the game- AI is generating fake but believable news stories that trick people- A TikTok trend involves calling out rude situations with the song “this is so rude”- Listeners call in to showcase accents and hosts share stories of skipping out on bills Give this wild and hilarious sports/pop culture podcast a listen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A radio host makes an inappropriate joke about his co-host's past job that causes major backlash. Tune in to hear how it all went down. This episode of the Ash, Lutts and Nikki Osborne Podcast recaps the drama that unfolded on an Australian morning radio show after one of the hosts made an inappropriate joke insinuating his co-host used to work at a strip club. The female co-host was understandably upset and demanded an on-air apology. Hear the original audio clip that caused the controversy and the male host's attempt to make amends. 0:20 - Host Bob Murphy makes joke about co-host Charnelle Vella's "previous job"1:05 - Vella demands apology from Murphy2:30 - Murphy issues apology and Vella responds Key Takeaways:- The dangers of making inappropriate jokes about colleagues - How to properly apologize after making an offensive comment- Navigating tense moments between co-hosts on live radioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.