The Ash, Kip and Luttsy show with Susie O’Neill is Brisbane’s most listened to breakfast radio show. The fact they are good friends is what gives their show its signature relaxed and authentic style. Their good-natured banter, hilarious stitch-ups, and ridiculous stories makes them a favourite throu…

Ash tells producer Lachie about Luttsy and Terri Irwin's missed opportunity - again. "I've heard he has a micropenis. Oops. Lachlan is here" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I gladly will" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I'm yet to be sued by Mattel" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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"I haven't had a sick day in almost two months" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"This sounds like good stuff. You sure you want to burn it?" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's new Christmas tree situation has Ash perplexed and suddenly questioning how much his own wife Jodie spends. "3 year warranty? Imagine that thing breaking down after 3 f*cking years" Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello podcasters! You may notice our show is back to it's good "old" self. Nova Boy has allowed us to put music back in the podcast so it means that going forward, Smarter than Nikki returns, as well as all our radio segments that has music featured in it! "She's gonna come back and kill us" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's found some of the best boat names in the world but Ash doesnt care for naming his own boats "I call it the grey boat and the red boat" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Metallica, AC/DC and Oasis are having a renaissance and it's got Ash excited, plus Nikki wants to know whether kids should be invited to weddings. "Can you call someone a cretin?" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki try to understand a joke Jerry Seinfeld once told Norm McDonald - but because they're not Jewish, they don't understand the joke. "In your industry you probably should know this" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash has found some of the worst corporate jargon that gets a run in offices and tests to see whether Nikki knows any of it. "If we hear that in a radio station, get your f**king hand off it" - Mitch Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is thinking about getting her eyebrows tattooed after today's show - but Ash and Mitch's past experience have her second guessing. "I'm sorry Nikki but I'm just going to have to lie to you" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of their grudge match on January 16 at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre, Michael Zerafa and Nikita Tszyu face off behind the microphone! Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is obsessed with getting into the Christmas spirit, meanwhile the revival of Big Brother has Ash reminscing about a prank he once pulled on his grandmother. "I tried desperately to find the breastmilk but couldn't find it" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mitch recalls a horrible story about his sister and her interraction with one of Ash's biggest enemies "This thing could just kick the sh*t out of me" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's family is visiting from Canada but one of them almost didn't make it after a run-in with a bear. Our Head of Music at Nova joins the show to share his thoughts about our new AI song and Ana De Armas and Tom Cruise have split?! "Are you suggesting reality television is manipulative?" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After chatting with our head of music, Nikki and Luttsy breakdown what the job would probably entail and how much things have changed in the past 20 years. "If Tom Cruise told you put Bullfrog Semen on your chin, you'd probably do it" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get a Nova First Play™ for Artie Fishal and the Funk Knuckles new single "Love & Rockets" and Nikki isn't sure whether she should ethically clone her dog Whisky - just as Tom Brady has done. "Sometimes space is better than just talking sh*t" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's got more family members visiting from overseas and so there's plenty of spider and snake stories on this podcast. "There is absolutely no filter in this podcast - c*nt" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We delve into the inner workings of Luttsy's horse ownership and Nikki learns that the TV show "Getaway" still exists. "Your brother is good like that, you see just enough of the left t*t to know that he's in shape" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a massive day yesterday with all the horse racing action - the only problem is that Ash somehow missed the big race! We've also got an update on our AI generated song! "I'd like to just take this moment to pause and show our respects" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the show all about AI, horses and gender equality! Delicious! "You looked like a complete p*ssy" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After hearing about Buddy Franklin and Jonathan Thurston's attempts in the New York marathon, Nikki is perplexed at the concept of running that far for that long. "I'd die" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash recaps some great Oasis moments and the team chat about the race that stops the nation. "I would not like one of them up my arse" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Ash is still riding the high after seeing Oasis on the weekend, whilst Nikki is riding a different high - she's done some impulse shopping "Oh, my Dad once impulse bought a block of land once" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mitch talks with bestselling Aussie author Matthew Reilly about his new book 'The Detective' and - among other things - wants to know the story behind naming a character after Mitch's brother Lincoln...and promising him a grisly death. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mitch really wants to wrap this podcast up because he's chatting to an incredible author about their latest book. Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Ash tests Nikki and Luttsy's ability to cram for a hypothetical exam, Nikki gets fired up about break-ups, and Luttsy is going blind? "Most of my breakups have been cataclysmic" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the team discuss the fine line between marketing and being "desperate". Our resident fast food critic Ash wants to know whether Wendy's is better than HJ's "Let's call it what is is - a cry for help" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was an eventful day yesterday when Ash got stuck in a lift with Nikki, also on the show, Nikki attempts some questionable accents. "I went for a walk with Jeremy the Dog" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team trade stories about their school experiences during exams and assignment times. "She's smarter than all of us because her name is hard to pronounce" - Mitch Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Ash explains the Grade 12 Exam Caesar catastrophe using 90s NRL players, meanwhile Nikki reveals she's got something big in the works! "Who is Dave Matthews you keep talking about?" - Luttsy Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bread crusts are overrated? That's at least what Producer Lachie thinks. Ash also doesn't know what message requests are and Nikki wants to be able to drink at the beach. "Do you know what a community is?" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki asks a hypothetical question about her husband and the boys have no problem seeing through the facade, meanwhile this new AI app that has got Ash interested is the talk of the studio. "AI has got me done now" - Nikki Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Ash delivers one of the all-time dad jokes, we discuss whether the new Canadian Prime Minister is hot and Niko Pajarillo from Kayo drops by! "I guarantee if you listen to this you won't learn anything" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash wonders whether we could we see Jesus returning to Rockhampton and Nikki finally tells us if Robert Irwin is hot or not. "You could have just said yes or no" - Ash Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.