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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the unique terminology used in various professions, from medicine to construction. Callers share examples like "rack out" in the army, "ducks on the pond" in construction, and "curtain" in law enforcement. The hosts try to guess the meanings, often humorously missing the mark at first. They cover how insider language builds camaraderie but also excludes outsiders. Listen in for a fascinating look behind the curtain at how different industries operate. 00:45 - Ash accuses Nikki of making up financial industry lingo 02:30 - Caller Luke explains construction terms like "slab"04:15 - Army caller Dan shares military jargon like "rack out" 05:30 - Kim from construction gives the phrase "ducks on the pond"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne dive into the funniest stories from their listeners about weddings, funerals, and proposals that took some unexpected turns. From a mix-up with a casket at a funeral that sent pallbearers tumbling to an adorable niece stating the obvious about grandma’s eternal sleep, you’ll be in stitches hearing these laugh-out-loud tales. The hosts also share their own hilarious engagement stories - involving a romantic beach stroll gone wrong and a bungled moment with a sparkler sign. Timestamps:2:34 - Pallbearers tumble into grave with casket 5:16 - Baby’s noisy number two at solemn funeral8:45 - Bride unhappy about surprise wedding proposal13:24 - Anna’s chaotic restaurant proposal16:12 - Mark’s fiery marriage proposalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever wondered why Australians don't steal petrol? Ash, Luttsy & Nikki chat with an American who is shocked that Australians can fill up their car with gas first and pay later. The idea of trusting people not to drive off is totally foreign to him! Tune in as the hosts share their own embarrassing stories of forgetting to pay for petrol, and why stealing gas can quickly ruin your social life in a small town. 2:30 - American tourist discovers 'honour system' at Aussie gas station5:10 - Ash confesses to accidentally driving off without paying for petrol7:45 - Nikki recalls a time she couldn't pay for gas as a broke teenager 10:20 - The social politics of stealing petrol from your 'local' gas station12:30 - Hilarious consequences of late video rental fees back in the daySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Overview: Ash, Luttsy & Nikki and listeners call in to share tales of parents doing the most embarrassing things in front of others - from a dad hugging a tree in fear at a school camp to a mother's drunken antics at a pool party. The stories range from cringey to downright hilarious. 2:30 - Ash's dad freezes in fear up a tree at her school camp5:15 - A drunk mom makes a scene at a pool party 7:45 - A dad chases his son wearing nothing but a birthday suit12:30 - A dad dons fake eyelashes for a whole engagement party See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who knew a massage could go so wrong? In this hilarious episode, Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss a poor mom who accidentally ended up at a massage parlor she didn't intend to visit. You'll hear the awkward details as she realizes she's in the wrong place - including the sleeping woman in the window and interesting male customers. The hosts also share their own massage parlor mixups and debate the warning signs of these establishments. Nikki confesses her fear of accidentally walking into the wrong place. Ash and Nikki then get into a lively discussion about celebrity hall passes after an odd revelation from a guest. You'll be surprised by some of their unconventional choices like Helen Mirren and more. 2:34 - Caller shares her massage parlor mixup in Redcliffe5:12 - Mitch reveals his odd hall pass 7:22 - Nikki shares her fear of accidental visits9:44 - Michael calls in about his sister's odd crushSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash and Luttsy discuss their upcoming hosting gig for a Broncos charity event. They reminisce about past appearances with rugby legends like Alfie Langer and share funny stories about his drunken escapades on stage. Expect tales of debauchery from footy's glory days. 00:45 - Alfie shows up drunk to events 02:30 - Alfie's outrageous rider requests 05:15 - Sam Thaiday's awkward school visit after a big night out07:30 - More stories of footy players gone wild See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss their own struggles with verbal affection and debate whether it's generational. The hosts chat about their family dynamics growing up, when they first said "I love you" to their kids, and how their dogs get more affection than anyone. A listener calls in to share how she saves "I love you" just for her kids. 3:45 - Ash recalls his dad's first "I love you" at age 368:20 - Listener Angela admits she only says it to her kids See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about the smell in the studio, useless instruments they were forced to play as kids, and some celebrity gossip. The main topic is Nikki's best friend who went on an amazing first date with a guy who seems perfect on paper. They had a great 2 hour phone call beforehand and really hit it off. But after the successful first date, the friend admitted she just doesn't feel any chemistry or attraction yet. Nikki and Ash discuss whether you need that instant romantic spark or if feelings can develop over time in a new relationship. Callers share their experiences and opinions on both sides of the debate. - 5:24 - Useless instruments their parents forced them to play as kids- 13:20 - Dating in your 40s - do you need instant chemistry? - 24:10 - Listener opinions on whether attraction can grow over time Ready to hear more juicy celeb gossip and lively debates? Tune into the full episode now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about getting their charity beanies stolen after a rugby game, laugh over an enthusiastic fan's homemade sign asking for a kiss from Mitch Lewis, and debate whether all-you-can-eat seafood and pizza buffets are worth the calories. From stolen hats to personalized signs, this episode covers it all with plenty of laughs along the way. 0:55 - Letzi's charity beanie gets stolen after a rugby game3:20 - Fan holds up homemade "Kiss Me Mitch Lewis" sign 5:10 - Debating all-you-can-eat seafood buffets - are they worth it?8:40 - Reliving childhood memories at all-you-can-eat Pizza HutSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning | In this fun and laidback episode, Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about a viral shark video, reminisce about selling hot dogs out of a car to make money in high school, and bond over shared memories of attending Brisbane Bears and Brisbane Lions games. They poke fun at their friend Dan's newfound Lions fandom compared to their longtime support. There's plenty of laughs as they impersonate friends and share funny stories. 2:30 - Discussion about a shark video Ash wanted to send Nikki 5:00 - Thanking Instagram follower Scott Wallace for sending clips8:20 - The etiquette of replying to old messages and group chats12:30 - Stories of watching AFL games while working Broncos games 18:00 - Being longtime Brisbane Lions fans vs new supportersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luttsy's coming in hot from the Devs, Ash wants to know how escape with his family on a catamaran and Nikki's frothing over Brad PittSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nick Davis host their weekly sports podcast, discussing State of Origin and the Queensland Maroons squad. They joke about a fictional energy drink sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed" and debate the impact of new additions Xavier Coates and Josh Papalii. 2:00 - Bit about fictional sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed"9:30 - Discussion of good feeling around Queensland camp under Slater 12:45 - Coates' try scoring ability analysed18:30 - Need to improve Queensland's defense, focus on catching the ball21:00 - Tips for Ash doing his first yoga class27:00 - Debate on how to properly shower and wash yourself after yoga See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning, we're talking bad drivers, Trump's foreign policy, throwback tunes, and much more. Tune in as we break down the latest news, gossip, and pop culture moments - plus we've got a juicy game of Ash Connections. You won't want to miss Ash's brilliant idea for using his kids as a personal Instagram golf tip bank. The man is a genius when it comes to social media hacks. 2:34 - We chat Trump dropping the F-bomb on foreign policy 5:12 - Hugh Whitfield breaks down the chaos in the Middle East 10:34 - Our throwback song battle: who will take the crown for best 2014 hit? 13:02 - Ever struggled opening a Chupa-Chup? We've got the hack for you 18:23 - Ash Connections is back! A couple competes to see how well they *really* know each other 23:11 - Bad drivers, we're coming for you! Call in and dob in the worst driver you know 28:19 - How to properly use your car horn without causing road rage Get your morning fix of news, laughs, and great tunes - listen to the full episode now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this week's Monday Sports Report podcast, Ash, Luttsy, Mitch and Nick Davis recap the previous round of NRL action. They talk about the grit Reece Walsh showed playing through injury against the Broncos, and debate whether he should replace Nathan Cleary at halfback for NSW in Origin 3 if Cleary can't play. Looking at the ladder, they analyse the Warriors' chances of finishing top 4 and discuss the daunting prospect of facing them in Auckland during finals. The hosts also examine Isaiya Katoa's blockbuster $6.5 million contract with the Dolphins and ponder whether they'd pay that much for a player. - 2:35 - Reece Walsh's toughness playing injured vs. Broncos- 6:10 - Could Walsh replace Cleary for NSW in Origin 3? - 8:20 - Assessing the Warriors' chances of finishing top 4- 12:30 - The brilliance of young Dolphins star Isaiya Katoa- 15:45 - Katoa's massive $6.5 million contract Key Takeaways:- Reece Walsh showed exceptional grit playing through a knee injury against the Broncos- The Warriors must win their remaining home games to lock up a top 4 spot - 21-year-old Isaiya Katoa is already one of the NRL's best halfbacks- Katoa's $6.5 million contract with the Dolphins shows his value on the open marketSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash and Luttsy are surprised with custom indigenous jerseys from the Norths Devils rugby club. They gush over the thoughtful gifts before diving into headlines about rising tensions with Iran and Ash's son being stuck in Dubai. Later, a hilarious game show segment pits Ash against a first-time caller for a chance to win $400. Stick around for strange medical conditions, a Pedro Pascal obsession, and twin talk. 2:20 - Ash and Nikki receive thoughtful indigenous jerseys from the Norths Devils rugby club 5:10 - They discuss headlines about Iran and air travel through Dubai 7:40 - Game show segment with first-time caller competing against Ash 12:30 - Listeners call in with their bizarre medical conditions 18:20 - The hosts swoon over actor Pedro Pascal's astrology knowledge 21:30 - Nikki talks about entering a competition to find Australia's most identical twins 27:10 - Petrol prices expected to spike due to blocked oil shipping channel 29:20 - Upcoming reality show features twins as hosts Don't miss the fun and surprises on this very special 100th episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki are back as we teeter on the edge of WWIII, we cross the void with psychic medium John Edward and the Broncos turn the tide! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and NIkki dive into sleeping habits, with Nikki shocked to find her son slept until 1:30PM on his first day of holidays. Ash remembers his own teenage attempts to go a full week without showering during school holidays. 02:34 - Embarrassing stories of catching parents in compromising situations. The hosts debate whether women lose their sex drives after menopause. 08:12 - Nikki recounts a movie scene involving remote-controlled vibrators. Ash jokes about using this on co-hosts during serious news segments. 10:34 - We touch on the differences in standards between commercial radio and unfiltered podcasts. Ash recalls accidentally saying an inappropriate name on-air.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki kick things off by discussing the Origin wins for Queensland. They play some games testing their knowledge of commonly mispronounced words. Later, Ash shares his thoughts after seeing an advance screening of the new F1 movie starring Brad Pitt. 0:00 - Opening banter and footy talk 7:30 - Game testing word pronunciation 18:45 - Ash's review of new F1 movieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab a coffee and get comfy, because Ash, Luttsy and Nikki are back with another hilarious episode! [2:34] Ash describes his crazy long workday and commute problems. Can anyone relate?[7:12] The duo talks about the reputation of their hometowns. Let's just say there are some colorful stories. [12:45] Ash and Nikki can't stop laughing at a business' ridiculous voicemail message. You have to hear it for yourself![18:22] More witty back-and-forth between the hosts. Their chemistry is undeniable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Maroons pull off a thrilling comeback in Game 2 of State of Origin after being down 24-6. Hosts Ash, Luttsy and Nikki celebrate the gutsy Queensland win but also apologize for their foul language during the stressful second half. Other topics include fake AI-generated news stories, a TikTok trend involving the song “this is so rude,” and women going on dates just for free meals. The show wraps up with guests attempting various accents and hosts reminiscing about times they’ve skipped out on bills. 2:30 - Maroons comeback in Origin Game 25:15 - Apologizing for foul language during the game7:00 - Fake AI-generated news stories 8:30 - "This is so rude" TikTok trend10:45 - Women going on dates just for free meals15:30 - Listeners attempt accents 18:45 - Stories of skipping out on bills - Queensland pulls off a thrilling last minute comeback win in Game 2 of State of Origin- Hosts apologize for obscene language during the stressful second half of the game- AI is generating fake but believable news stories that trick people- A TikTok trend involves calling out rude situations with the song “this is so rude”- Listeners call in to showcase accents and hosts share stories of skipping out on bills Give this wild and hilarious sports/pop culture podcast a listen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Nikki and Luttsy reminisce about the exhilarating State of Origin match the other night, where Queensland pulled off an incredible comeback against New South Wales. They also get anonymous confessions from listeners about the extreme lengths they've gone to skip out on payments, including a wild tale of busting a friend out of the hospital to avoid medical bills. 00:00 Intro02:30 State of Origin recap07:15 Skipping Uber fares10:00 Using dates for free meals 15:30 Escaping gym memberships18:45 Dine and dash at Planet Hollywood22:00 Hospital escape in Greece Key Takeaways:- Never underestimate Queensland's Origin comeback potential!- People go to crazy lengths to avoid payments- Your hosts have some wild stories from their youthSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the starting lineup for an upcoming rugby league match and whether Paddy Carrigan will get the start or stay on the bench. They debate how the lineup will impact the team's strategy and chances of winning. The conversation shifts to fashion as Nikki compliments Ash's designer dress and they discuss investing in quality pieces. Ash recounts a horrifying discovery on her wool sweater ahead of a family birthday. The hosts bond over annoying neighborly parking habits. Nikki previews an embarrassing clip of Ash he wants to share and Ash protests. They cap off the episode debating when their 100th show will air. 1:23 - Will Patty Carrigan start or stay on the bench? Ash and Nikki weigh in on Carrigan's chances. 3:45 - The hosts debate the best strategy for winning the upcoming match. 6:30 - Ash and Nikki discuss designer fashion and quality investment pieces. 9:15 - Ash describes an embarrassing sweater mishap before a family birthday. 12:00 - The hosts bond over annoying neighbor parking habits. 15:30 - Nikki wants to share an embarrassing clip of Ash from the show despite her protests. 18:00 - Ash and Nikki debate when their 100th episode will air. This hilarious episode covers it all - sports debate, fashion faux pas, annoying neighbors, and embarrassing bloopers. Tune in to laugh along with Ash, Luttsy and Nikki's infectious banter and rapport. You won't want to miss it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the crazy excuses people make up to get out of work obligations. They share stories of people pretending to have kids when they don't, faking school events and awards ceremonies, and more. The hosts take calls from listeners sharing the most outrageous lies they've told to skip work, like pretending the dog ate all the Easter chocolate. It's a lighthearted take on the lengths people will go to play hooky. 00:00 - Intro 01:13 - Ash and Nikki discuss excuses people make up about having kids 03:45 - Caller shares her elaborate lie about her dog eating chocolate 06:12 - Anonymous caller shares she lied about having the flu to go to the hairdresser08:34 - Ash and Nikki react to the caller's liesKey Takeaways:- People sometimes pretend to have kids to get time off work - Callers share ridiculous lies they've told to get out of work- Excuses range from fake school events to a dog eating too much chocolate- Lying can become addictive once you start doing it regularlySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who knew breakfast radio hosts could be so sleepy? Join Ash, Luttsy and Nikki as they chat about their upcoming busy schedules, the tricks to staying awake, and the challenge of getting a word in edgewise with their chatty parents. This hilarious episode will have you laughing out loud as Ash and Nikki trade stories about their talented (and talkative!) mothers. Get ready for some side-splitting analogies about chess timers and serial talkers that capture the essence of trying to have a conversation with someone who just won't stop talking. 2:34 - Ash describes his jam-packed day ahead including F1 screenings and shopping sprees. 5:12 - Nikki shares how busy days keep her energized, unlike relaxing on the couch.8:45 - The challenges of staying awake during home renovation shows. 10:23 - Laughing about becoming like their parents as they get older. 12:45 - The benefits of maintaining some “ignorant arrogance” to stay competitive.15:34 - Nikki and Ash joke about their mothers’ impressive ability to talk without stopping. 18:12 - Mitch joins in with a story about his unsuccessful attempt to get a word in with his chatty mother.20:45 - The anxiety of trying to tell stories at a pub versus being paid to be interesting on stage. This hilarious behind-the-scenes look at breakfast radio will having you chuckling all the way through. Don’t miss out - listen now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy, Mitch Lewis and Nick Davis return as a new contender for a 'Drive to Survive' style documentary emerges See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lions captain Lachie Neale reveals what he did to not be late to a game and Luttsy tips us off about the a big event in Brisbane this weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well... we think it's Buzz Rothfield - At least three of Luttsy's characters share a very similar vocal frySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luttsy throws it back two decades meanwhile Ash has amassed an army of dolphins See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're chatting to Captain Kerry from 'Below Deck' tomorrow but Nikki would likely fare A LOT better than Luttsy on the high seasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The man self-appointment to single-handedly keep Australia out of recession, Luttsy, has kept trade relations with China in rude health with his latest haul from online shopping empire, TemuSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash is looking to capitalise on him and Nikki's combined love and Luttsy is one step closer to escaping the bridle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SHE'S BACK! After trying to flood the dentist with blood, Nikki has returned to show! Luttsy's bridle has bitten back and the Music Man goes on another deep dive See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy, Mitch Lewis, Nick Davis and Lachie Sands return for your Monday hit of all the weekend's sporting action We have TWO sprint sensations Nathan Cleary and the 'Giteau Law' The Three Seasons of NRL Brisbane Lions AFL Fixture Quirk Oscar Piastri's Victory and the F1 Sleeper Cell The action-packed week in the world of Football See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash's Golden Retriever is at again, but his owner beliefs that love conquers all is far more disturbing that Luttsy's horse bridleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's Canadian niece is visiting and we grill her on Nickelback's popularity, Patty Carrigan joins us in studio and are Luttsy and Ash destined to die together 'The Notebook' style? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robert Iriwn has been the voice of reason in this year's greatest internet debate, Nikki accidentally brings brings an off-air conversation ON AIR and Ash threatens to shave Luttsy's moustache off See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki went full feral on some tree removalists across the road, Bindi Irwin's burst appendix has brought up some scars for Luttsy and Ash does something he's NEVER done before...defend Jarome Luai See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back into Origin season and NSW could be incredible or an absolute mess in Game 1, The Lions fight out a draw in Tassie and why aren't there more teams called the Dingos? Ash, Luttsy, Mitch Lewis and Nick Davis bring you up to speed after a big weekend of sportSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Name-calling is totally fine if it's creative, Luttsy gives us his guide to the weekend in Brisbane and a special Mother's Day guest is on the line See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash's command of the English language has been shaky over the years but his world has been recently rocked, we hum for your mum and somehow Luttsy has elected himself Pope of the StudioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out our news yesterday has made it the highest office in the nation, Lachie Neale's daughter steals the show and we award an incredible caller of the weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's hiding something small and dark in her mouth and we've decided that Ash and Luttsy's friendship is a little too close for our liking See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash remembered this anniversary of his wife's wedding accident, but not marriage - Go figure. Nikki proves that bad things really do come in threes and Luttsy's new moustache is bringing him the wrong kind of attention See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Quarter Time here at ALN headquarters and we're bringing you some of the best of the first stanza while the gang take a little holidaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's given Italy's new naming laws the thumbs up, Luttsy's nuffing out over Athletics and Ash's is about introduce his son to pirate lifeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No one better ruin the finale of White Lotus for Nikki, at least she got closure that our man Marshall Hamburger was crowned Australian Idol. Ash gets Kochie to break down what happened to the stock market overnight and Luttsy's just throwing alley-oops for funSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

International DJ legend Darude joins us in studio and his ribs are a little tender, Nikki introduces us to 'Kayak Karen' and Luttsy pulls a desperately needed 'W' in Throwback ThrowdownSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash fell hook, line and sinker for an April Fool's Day joke yesterday, Nikki's old mate Alan Carr joins the show and Luttsy performs that greatest backflip since Nadia ComăneciSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CLUNG CLUNG! Nikki's given the latest hint to the identity of the one of the last remaining two Mystery Voices, Luttsy's rolling with a mint and mustard combo and Ash has made a darn fool of himself in front of this family See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's finally happened! After weeks of being led to water, the horse has had a drink! Two correct voices are now in the correct order and $50,000 is only two voices away. Kayo's Alastair Lynch joins us to roast Ash and Luttsy and we gotta know who Elizabeth is! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.