Babble of the Exes

What do you want in a boyfriend? The perfect boyfriend d*ck duh! The boys are breaking down the ins and outs of open relationships vs monogamy. It’s time to finally settle it once and for all. What kind of relationship lasts?!

The Babble Boys are back from quarantine and they’re back to bring you all the trash-talking you’ve been missing! From dildos to douching with Aquafina to best practices for sex during the pandemic. While you’ve been doing the least the boys are bringing you the most. Smooches sweeties xoxo.

The babble boys are here for you! They are hunkered down, drinking wine and trying to keep it up during this Corona crisis. Take a load off and join them as they dissect just exactly what to do, what you need and who you need during this social distancing, quarantine crisis. This is the sh*t they don't tell you on the news! In this week's TV, the boys recap episode 3 of RuPaul's Drag Race which includes the most underwhelming improv they've seen and Part 2 of the RHONJ reunion. Sit that fruity booty down and curl up with the boys!

Go on a ride with the boys this week! They've discovered VR sex and are never looking at d*ck the same way again. Will they be having sex with robots in the future? These boys will try anything once. This week, the boys recap the new queens on Season 12 of RuPaul's Drag Race, the finale of Love Is Blind and truly one of the most riveting hours of television this year - the finale of RHONJ. Buckle up - it's a haute mess!

The venerated and esteemed Prince Joe joins the boys as their special guest to spill all the tea on what's movin' and shakin' in music. With royalty in the midst, it's time to discuss the best and worst breakup songs and find out just what divas have sent them into a downward spiral. Louis goes to Club Cumming, Anthony has a drag night and Antonio gets rejected by a man at a bar. I'm riveted! The boys ask the question, "Just how do you pick up a guy at a bar nowadays?!"

Sweeties! The boys have missed you and are back with a new season and what will soon be illustrious and highly regarded theme song! Anthony is fresh from London with pub stories, Louis is now a hor-ticulturist and Antonio gets a nose bleed after taking Viagra. The boys take you on a ride through the new show "Love Is Blind" all while reading marriage and blind dates for filth and just wait until they start talking about small guys! Is six inches really enough?! Oh chile, these boys are a handful!

The Exes are back at it calling out all the dirty men who can't keep a clean apartment! Louis gets a new nephew and a new smile this week, Anthony runs into a man at Playhouse and Antonio fantasizes about seducing a handy man. This week the Exes give you advice on when you have a man sleep over for the first time, bowel movements when your man is over and how to make the first move with a friend. Sit back and sniff some poppers honey! It's time for a thrilling ride!

It's 2020 ya'll and the Exes are bringing you a whole new year of shenanigans! Find out what the Exes have in store for you this year as they sh*t talk each other and cover all the tops and bottoms of the new year - Louis gets into a fight, Antonio takes Viagra and Anthony preps for London town. In this week's topics, the Exes recap where they are now in their relationship with each other and how far they've come. Also, find out how to find a man in 2020! Let these Exes tell you exactly what you need to do to bag a man in the new year. Who better to give you advice than these exes who were barely able to be in the same room together at one point!

The boys are delivering a special holiday episode straight to your door while you're hold up at your childhood home for the holidays. These boys have been up to no good the past few weeks and it's time to catch up! From gays in the country, to Atlantic City, drag bingo, the Countess Luann cabaret and shenanigans in Miami, there are so many tops to share this week that these homos can't pick just one. Curl up by the fire and nuzzle into this acclaimed and venerated pod.

Hello loving listeners...we're bringing you a tease from Miami! We miss you so much and can't wait to bring you all the stories. Enjoy this quickie for now xoxo

Anthony, Louis and Antonio are bringing out all the tops and bottoms this week. It's Thanksgiving week and they're talking twitter porn, dates who do drugs, voyeur sex, butt wipes vs toilet paper and spit vs lube. Oh chile! In this week's Dear Babble Boys segment, the boys entertain a question about meeting your boyfriend's family for the first time for the holidays. These boys really are a national treasure.

Buckle up bitches! On today's ep find out about the boys road trip from hell, the let down that was the Ariana Grande concert, the steamworks and bathhouse sitch in Chicago, BravoCon, how the boys are responding to Disney+ and just what they think of the new Kelly Clarkson show. In TV, the boys are gabbing on the new season of RHONJ and The Morning show with Jennifer Anniston and Reese Witherspoon. A fight inevitably ensues. Will these boys ever learn?!

The boys are coming to you live from DC this week to give you a trash short while on hiatus in their hotel room. Sit back and let them fill you in on just what the DC men have to offer.

The boys are delving into uncharted territory today! A breakfast food test and a live caller and once the boys get started on their tops and bottoms they can’t stop. The reviews are in and Anthony gives up all the tea on what a boy has said about how his coffee scrub assh*le tastes, Louis teaches us nothing in Italian and has back pain and Antonio takes a 10’ BBC. Don’t ask any questions. On today’s show the boys go deep on playing games and call out these trash men in the streets for all the childish games they play. Gird your loins ladies, no one is safe!

If you didn’t think there was a gay agenda well you’re sadly mistaken dears! The boys are lifting the veil and giving you the real tea on what’s most important to the gays and in this case, they’re speaking for the community as a hole (for the dumb dumbs, it’s spelled that way ironically). The boys do a live cookie taste testing on air, take a food test, talk tops and bottoms and debase men to their lowest form. This may be their best show yet!

The boys are calling out all guys looking for masc for masc! When they go low, the boys go lower. On today’s ep it’s a debate over the girl who reported her friends to the police for tricking her into eating chicken nuggets, Joe Guidice gets released from jail, Antonio throws up, Louis goes upstate and Anthony watching the porn awards. And if you didn’t know, this is a show about nothing.

Well this happened! The boys get in yet another heated debate over a man. When will it end?! What are the rules of hitting on a friend or another gay you and your boys are into? Don’t ask these boys cause they surely don’t know. They’re almost too gay to function?! In this week’s tops, Louis goes hiking, Anthony has a record week and Antonio rides a dildo. Groundbreaking.

Guys it's been 50 eps and the boys are celebrating! This is truly a sh*t show and what better way to celebrate than talking about sh*t. Listen in as the boys talk about pillaging Texan men, find out if everything really is bigger in Texas and it's time to talk poop shame at work. This week's pop culture topics include the new Devil Wears Prada musical and a new gender neutral doll unveiled by Mattel. You'll need to listen til the end to find out about the nugget on top of this anniversary special! Spoiler alert: it's about butt sex!

Get ready for a raw awakening this week! It's time to indulge with stories as the boys share how they prep their hole with a flavorful coffee scrub, a fight about gay bowling and JLo's iconic closing of the Versace show. The boys are putting married men on blast this week and going through the types of guys that really chap their ass on dating apps: the flake, the needy, the angry and the unresponsive. No one is safe this week!

Get ready...it's time for slits and slots! The boys are aroused after having just watched JLo slide her slit down the pole in the new Hustler's movie. Listen as they describe how this women can bring three gays to their knees. The boys have a slew of tops for the week including a sumptuous brunch, winning big on slots and the loosest slot of all. The boys go deep on ghosting and just why everyone does it, how to deal with it and once and for all if it's better to slay it to your face!

Oh sweeties! Tune in this week to hear about the boys trip to Atlantic City and their invitation to a suburban sex party. Would you have a sex swing in your attic? How would you react if you suddenly found out a married man was part of your threesome? Oh dear! The boys are also ready to tackle this week's news about the Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello romance and a deep dive into the latest porn trends. Time to buss it down ladies!

Gay-G-G-G-G-Gay! Season 2 of Babble of the Exes is here! The boys are refreshed and yet exhausted from summer hiatus and back with their gay summer antics. After a smash or pass ice breaker, the boys deep dive into some tops and bottoms which include a super masc sporting event, dungeons and dragons and a voyeur creeper at the window. Ew gross?! The boys get into it with a candid conversation about open relationships and just what would constitute some of the rules of the trade. Gird your loins cause these ladies are going in as deep as you want it. How dare you?!

Sharing is caring right?! You're going to drop to your knees when you find out what the boys shared this week. Just when you think they've hit the bottom of the barrel they go even lower. This week's tops include a butt plug, Antonio's birthday debauchery and Louis's Italian adventure. The boys go deep into how Anthony smells and for those of you that don't know, it's delicious! We also get an update on the Taylor Swift Vogue spread as only the boys can do and a controversial take on the "gay" Equinox debacle this week. Turn the cameras off it's time to fight!

The boys have some tops this week! Another encounter with Andy Cohen leaves them speechless and wanting more. Listen in as they discuss their favorite fast food places and which places are trash darling. This is highly riveting and important content. The boys tackle the age old question of whether there are any men worth dating in their thirties. In TV news, listen in as they go deep on why the RHOBH reunion left them unimpressed. Too much is never enough!

The boys are back in town! Back from Fire Island that is and giving you a 10 year sex update. From balls to c*cks to uncut, it’s just never a dull moment with these bbs. The boys recap Euphoria, Big Brother, the first RHOBH reunion walk off/disrobing by Camille and our last reunion episode of RHONY for the season. How will we survive without these NY ladies!

The boys are fresh off the heels of the Carly Rae Jepsen concert and happier than ever! In this week’s episode, it’s time to talk about drugs. The boys have some strong opinions on using poppers that will leave you speechless. This week’s tv recap includes the new HBO show Euphoria, the juice from last week’s Big Little Lies, Pose, and the latest RHOBH and RHOBY reunion tea. Let’s parTy and play you guys!

Hide your kids, hide your husbands! The boys have gone off the rails again after a morning breakfast that can only be described as decadent. Their tops and bottoms for the week lead to the classic question about what is off limits in front of your partner. Oh it’s getting as messy as ever. Some things we just don’t want to see, am I right ladies?! The boys recap the new off broadway show ‘Date Me’ and give you a taste of what their own dating profiles would look like. In TV this week, they’re talking the beauty that is Big Little Lies cinematography, the hurricane that is Camille on RHOBH and all the dramatics on RHONY reunion part one. Let’s go girls!

Oh beautiful for spacious skies! The boys are giving you a light hearted recap for your Monday morning commute all about boozy pride and fourth of July. Also, it’s time to delve into the classic chicken or the egg question…does keeping a journal growing up make you gay or does being gay make you keep a journal? It’s hard to tell you guys! Anthony tells a riveting story about a coffee shop pigeon and in this week’s tv recap the boys talk about the Big Little Lies slap heard round the world and the new episodes of BB...and they don’t mean bareback this time!

The boys are celebrating world pride by having even more gays on the show! Special guest homos Tyler from @HomosModernLife and Andy from @AndyFromBoyStory join the boys for a gay five-some of epic proportions. Listen as the boys dive into their visit to the WWHL showroom and a 'golden' encounter with Andy Cohen. In this week's tv recap, brace yourself for The Hills and the Big Brother premiere where the hot men spillith over. Listen as the boys brace for the return of season one Camille on RHOBH and a recap of the RHONY finale. Gird your loins ladies!

Boy oh boy there’s a girl in the house today! Special guest and beloved friend Marni joins the boys for a deep dive on sh*tting your pants. And somehow that still tops the awful waffle brunch the boys had at BareBurger. The boys and girls talk about men they love and this ultimately leads to a riveting debate on botox for your balls. It’s time to also break down Taylor Swift’s new single and video, the emotional rollercoaster that is Pose, the Big Little Lies moments we all loved this week and the disaster and alcoholism that is RHONY and RHOBH. Miami and Provence never looked so trashy!

Boy oh boy it’s getting heated on this one! The babble boys go off the rails with an ASMR intro and before you know it they’re into giving a loving listener advice on body image issues. Who do these boys think they are?? They don’t stop there and before you know they are in a full on fight about instagays and gay dating. Why do they go down this road?! Have these sweeties not learned their lesson?!! In this week’s pop tv recap, they’re talking the season premiere of Big Little Lies, The Bachelorette, Pose and the Jonas Brother’s documentary. It wouldn’t be complete without getting into RHOBH in Provence and RHONY in Miami cause when you travel the world you can speak in any accent you want. ;)

The boys are disputing the rules of toilet seats this week and settling the debate on fanny packs once and for all. Their tops of the week include a “Mexicoma” brunch with the girls and their bottom - the movie The Hustle. They just love bonding over shared hate don’t they?! The boys go deep on “Gay June” and some of their favorite memories from pride while Antonio spontaneously breaks through and discovers why he speaks with his signature deep voice to bros. It all culminates in this week’s treasured pop culture recap of the Bachelorette and that testosterone induced rugby game, RHOBH with a double shot of Brandi Glanville and RHONY caught between an ex and a hard place with Ramona. If anyone knows ex drama it’s these boys!

It’s Louis’s Birthday and the boys celebrate by buying him a dildo glove! Tune in to find out whether or not he used it and take a journey into their collectively favorited sex toys. This week the boys go to Betty Who, Pink and celebrate the launch of a feature article in their highly anticipated debut in W42St magazine. They’re talking all things pride and covering the bases when it comes to what to do and not do during pride month. In this week’s pop recap, it’s time to go deep on Russian Doll, The Bachelorette, the “Farrah-Ween” episode of RHOBH and the off the rails Miami trip that these glorious RHONY women go on. The party never stops with these ladies!

The boys are edging you to completion this week…leaving you wanting even more! This week’s roller coaster ride includes a trip through a night of dancing debauchery, a new job, a discussion about everything they need from the new Britney, speed bumps on a man’s crotch and even Howard Stern. You really never know with these boys! On this week’s show recap, it’s a deep discussion on all the Rupaul’s Drag Race tea, their new favorite show Dead To Me, the comic genius that is Sonja Morgan on RHONY and the Erika Jayne performance heard or not heard round the world on RHOBH. Did you finish? ;)

The boys are back from a week of sun and bliss and they have some stories to share! Joined in studio by their dearest and loving friend Sam from Ep 5, the boys take you on their Mexico journey filled will new friendships, margaritas, bisexuals and happy endings! Fresh off the heels of the Met Gala, the boys take a dive into the most tragic and uplifting fashion from this truly treasured red carpet. Was Gaga a bust? Did Katy Perry slay? Doubt it. On this week’s RHOBH, the girls go glamping and also discuss happy endings, oh dear. Meanwhile, RHONY offers us the most cringeworthy and truly awkward of all charity event speeches. God we love these ladies!

The boys are giving you one last ep before they hop on their flight to Mexico. Find out what they’re packing for the trip, what essentials are a must to bring along and just exactly what the sleeping arrangements will be, oh dear. The boys go deep on the Billboard awards and the very little they know about today’s artists. They’re too old for this! On this week’s pop recap, they’re talking "Bonding," the end of the LVP/Dorit friendship on RHOBH and the sloppy Big Apple Circus on RHONY. A hot mess express!

Guys...just when you thought the boys couldn’t get any more raw they share the most personal of stories. They’re talking Chlamydia and Gonorrhea and Herpes oh my! They’re dragging Madonna’s new single and waiting with baited breath for Taylor’s new single, ME! On this week’s pop recap, the boys are living for the Netflix show "Special." For RHOBH, Kyle and PK are fighting over ‘British humour’ and on RHONY the boys are doing impersonations of Bethenny. Why does Ramona need to call out wrap dresses on Barbara? Rude!

The boys are celebrating Anthony’s birthday and it’s an episode full of tops! From The Cher Show to a new tattoo to an anal swab at the doctor’s office, the stories never disappoint. In this week’s hot topics, the boys are going deep on Wendy Williams’ marital split which didn’t catch anyone by surprise and Kim Kardashian studying to be a lawyer, who knew we would ever get here! Another ‘Dear Babble Boys’ segment leads to tips on getting your hole ready for butt sex and figuring out when the right time to bring up monogamy is when you’re dating someone. This week’s RHOBH is a supreme snub featuring Camille’s outburst at dinner leaving everyone annoyed quite frankly and on RHONY, the boys can’t stop drooling over Bethenny’s apartment. More please!

Just when you thought the boys couldn’t possibly have any more tops…they’re back! A riveting conversation about their showering habits leads to deep talk about the 3 centers of intelligence and Chelsea Handler’s new book. The boys cover this week’s hot topics: the Lori Laughlin college scandal, Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod cheating accusations and a black hole. All this and they still manage to partake in some solicited advice in a new ‘Dear Babble boys’ segment. In this week’s TV recap, it’s time to get real with RHONY in the Berkshires and that quarter of a million dollar fish room that the boys would feel privileged to stay in and the mean girl comments about LVP’s receding gum line on RHOBH. You just can’t make this up sweeties!

The boys hit a milestone this week! Louis and Anthony are finally talking about who they’re dating and the tea is piping hot. They have strong opinions on the movie "Us" and the first gay nominee for the presidency. On this week’s RHOBH and RHONY recap, the boys go deep on the fight we’ve all been waiting for between Kyle, Lisa and Ken and we’re back in the Berkshires for Halloween. They better not stick us in the fish room!

Calling all Lambs! It’s time to breakdown the Caution World Tour and celebrate Mariah’s anniversary! The boys take a trip back in time through her stellar career, highs and lows, memories and breaking free from that castle she was locked in by Tommy Mattola. Break out your Prada heels cause snakes in the grass, it’s time to cut the lawn! Xoxo

You’ve written in for advice and the boys are answering your burning questions! What qualifications do they have for answering? None! But that won’t stop the boys from voicing their opinions. Listen in as a devoted listener navigates red flags with a rebound, figure out the best way to move from committed hoe to the friend zone, some of the best places to visit in Manhattan on the cheap and whether you should be concerned about not having your significant other's phone passcode. It’s time to get real! In this week’s pop culture recap, the boys go deep on RHOBH as Teddi takes a stand at Camille’s 50th bday party and listen as Ramona’s wide eyes start poppin' at Barbara’s clam bake in the Hamptons on RHONY. The ladies are back and it’s time to start smuggling lobsters in a Tate’s bag! Oh how we've missed NY.

It’s time to flip it and reverse it dearies! The boys just finished a rich pancake breakfast and they are flipping bottoms. How dare they?! Their tops of the week include the Robyn concert which every gay in Manhattan attended and the debut of Alyssa Edwards’ comedy show at Caroline’s. They take a winding trip through some scandalous questions including how small is too small and how they would handle cheating in a relationship. In this week’s pop recap they cover the holy trinity of RHONY, RHOBH and RHOBH...amen!

Jasmine Rice LaBeija is in the studio! The boys are thrilled to welcome one of their favorite NYC drag queens. The tea is spilled on everything from getting into the legendary House of LaBeija to the Rupaul’s Drag Race audition process to dating and kaikai’s. Hold on tight as they go through a rapid fire 20 questions and you finally get the real answer to whether the boys have all hooked up with each other! Oh the scandal, darling!

Omg you guys, the boys are at it again and now there's a lady in the house! Special guest and childhood friend Monica Iraheta joins the pod to spill the lesbian tea. From the time she gets punched in the face at the Cubby Hole, which was awesome, to navigating the ins and outs of growing up lesbian. The boys dive even deeper into this week's hot topics on toxic gay culture and masculinity, the Jussie Smollett controversy and the truly uninspiring Kardashian dramatics. In this week's pop recap, the boys go in on the new RHOBH episode and the RHONJ reunion. Teresa is back at it with her old tricks and it's time to throw some cue cards!

Find out what shenanigans the boys got into for Valentine’s Day! A romantic dinner leads to a night of debauchery. Also, they break down the top 10 worst things to ask on a first date. In this week’s pop culture recap, it’s a week of premieres and finales. From the RHOBH premiere to Margaret’s push into that Jersey pool to the Celebrity Big Brother finale...it’s been a week, you guys.

Happy Vday boos!! Your resident love experts, Louis, Anthony & Antonio are taking you on a trip through Vday’s past. Find out the over the top gifts Louis and Anthony have bought for each other and the moment Louis famously called things off with Antonio right after their first romantic Vday date. Also, what the f*ck does love mean anyway?! These bitter nellies make a desperate attempt to get to the bottom of it. Things get light and fun when the boys argue over their favorite love songs and movies. Can anyone say Pretty Woman and The Holiday?! This week’s pop culture recap dissects the hot mess that is Celebrity Big Brother and RuPaul’s Drag Race. Xoxo

The boys are bringing you the most with this first of many eps featuring special guests! Certified Meditation teacher, Phil Carroll joins the boos to go through a deep meditation and breakdown exactly what it means to go deeper. Namaste b*tches!!

They’ve gone off the rails! Run for the hills if you're easily offended. Anthony, Louis and Antonio share some personal stories from the week that give a whole new meaning to their tops and bottoms. A whirlwind of emotion flies when they go deep on the masc vs femme topic in the gay community and the boys babble through a pop culture recap that gives you all the tea on this week’s Celebrity Big Brother and a monkey’s a$$hole on RHONJ. Just when you think the ep is over the sh*t really hits the fan when Louis brings up a gripe from the week. Oh it’s time to get real!

A riveting night out at the bar with the boys leads to hi-jinx and pizza. On yet another iconic episode, the boys plow through scintillating questions about sexual partners, safe sex, poppers, flakes and dating deal breakers. In this week’s pop recap, they go deep on the new season of celebrity big brother and Teresa’s body competition on RHONJ. And don’t get them started on Frankie, zaaaamn.

We have no bottoms this week! Or do we?! The boys go back and forth on the highlights and lowlights of their week. Cut to going deep on the toughest and best things about being in a relationship. Why do we put ourselves through the torture you guys?! Also, when it comes to pop culture the boys are going way back and then bringing it up to date with this week’s tv recaps. Oprah, Sex and the City, RuPaul, RHONJ, Schitt’s Creek and all the shows are on the table!