Badwatch

Hi there! This we'll be our last episode for a while. Andy and I decided to take a break until we come back for season 3. TTFN! We're back to the I-Land (literally?) following Chase's adventures with Cowboy Warden and Nurse Ratched. Blue Crush still sucks. Bonnie and Clyde take a beach vacation. Evan postulates hillbilly cloning scientists, and Andy tries a new segment that makes Evan REALLY mad. Goodwatches: I refuse to link Andy's thing here. Casting JonBenet

Well friends, The I-Land continues to astound and amaze by introducing new characters (Nurse Ratched and Cowboy Warden), even more fight scenes, and futuristic dentist chairs. It's great! [Originally released December 2019] Goodwatches: Carnival Row Elementary

We watched The Resident again. And guess what? We've got a fever. And the only prescription? More Winston Duke. Topics for discussion: CEO HODAD, hospital hacks, electricity noises, WHO CUT FIRST? Goodwatches: Ted Lasso Sound of My Voice

We watched The Resident, and y'all? "He... is SO dead." Topics for discussion: Evan's got a crush, swirly serpents, 'were you a dick on the way over here?', TIGHTEN the BOLT, and HODAD Daddy. Goodwatches: Clue In & Of Itself Dave

We went back to Tiny Pretty Things! And y'all, errybody fuckin' errybody. Evan postulates an imaginary husband. Andy argues TPT is a QAnon fantasy. Drunk cop has at least one friend. Oh, and SO MUCH RAPE. Goodwatches: Game Night The American Barbecue Showdown

This one broke us. Especially Evan. Join us as we discuss Tiny Pretty Things, a ballet drama/porn serial. Topics include: DRUNK COP. Goodwatches: Would I Lie to You?

We went back to The I-Land. And we're going back again? This is terrible. Evan crafts the perfect joke, but it only exists in his imagination. Andy improvises a much better sign-off, and Evan is honestly a little jealous. And introducing our new segment, "OK, Boomer." [Originally released November 2019] Goodwatches: Jack Ryan (season 1) Polytechnique

To celebrate his birthday Evan goes deep on his Hercule Poirot fandom as we recap The ABC Murders. Andy claims A.B.C. is an incel, and probably he's right. (Prarow!) Other topics include Old-Guy Buddy-Cop Movies, 1930s smells, fictional OnlyFans, and are seizures flexes? Goodwatches: Julie & Julia Martha Marcy May Marlene Midsommar (again!)

Happy Valentine's day! To celebrate we watched Love Wedding Repeat. Digressions include Dudi Jench, Sudafed, Savannah Guthrie's exercise routine, Sam Claflin's earlobes, the Rose Byrne turn, and puzzle mischief. Goodwatches: Willy's Wonderland The Lodge

Lord of the Flies meets The Stand in Between. Weirdly, Evan's the one who gets obsessed with details in this episode. A young boy stabs himself, but romance lives on. Andy goes deep on a cow murder, and eventually explains why he doesn't care about spoilers. There's also a cocker spaniel puppy. Shit. is. WILD. Goodwatches: The Repair Shop Charlie Wilson's War

Back in 2019 (we were so innocent then!), Badwatch had a patreon. For it's brief existence, we watched The I-Land, perhaps one of our favorite Badwatches ever. For our 2020 reboot we decided to release these episodes once a month in the regular feed, eventually covering the entire series. None of us will ever be the same. You know "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys? The I-Land is like that, and somehow much worse than anything Mike Love could come up with. You're welcome. Goodwatches: Villains Tucker and Dale vs Evil

The rich tapestry of Southern Culture is on full display in Hart of Dixie. Join us as we discuss the colorful cast of characters, including Dapper Dash DeWitt, George "Southern Gentleman" Tucker, Wadin' Wade, and Zoe Hart the Tart. There's also a woman named Lemon! Goodwatches: Bridgerton Barry

Does Chuck Lorre smoke weed? Almost certainly not, but he definitely vapes. We watched Disjointed, and you know a show is bad when the commercials are the best part. Join us as we discuss YouTube comments, immigration conspiracy theories, Eckhart Tolle, and of course, that sticky icky. Goodwatches: Sound of Metal The Machine

Lucy Hale returns to Badwatch in Life Sentence, a cancer dramedy where everyone's more interesting than the person who had cancer. Andy enjoyed this show, further demonstrating he has no taste. Evan pitches Life Sentence as a comedy without any Lucy Hale. Aiden + Marlene 4ever. Goodwatches Rick and Morty Horrible Bosses

Considering how many things went wrong in this episode, it's a fitting end to 2020. We watched Warrior Nun, the most boring show ever made about badass, demon-fighting nuns. In addition to thinking this would be our first episode of the new year (it's not), the boys somehow watched different episodes (it's Andy's fault), so you get two recaps in one! Evan busts out his Stefon impression. Andy has a wild internal monologue. Mistakes were made! Goodwatches: Prisoners Castlevania

We're back in the Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe with yet another Vanessa Hudgens vehicle, The Princess Switch: Switched Again. We're reunited with old friends like Sad Dad and C-3PO Phelps, and meet our new friend Duck Lips. Andy creates a fun naming convention for us keep track of the Hudgenses, Evan argues about fictional geography, and clones abound. Happy holidays! Goodwatches: McMillion$ The Queen's Gambit

Holidate is as bad as the year 2020, but somehow feels much longer. Join us as we talk about Emma Roberts's father (Eric!), national treasures Kristin Chenoweth and R.B.G. (rest in power), a Cinco de Mayo Sex Mystery, and Diarrhea-ween. Goodwatches: The West Wing The Vast of Night

Hale and well met, podcast listeners! We have returned for Badwatch season 2!! For this auspicious occasion we watched Higher Power, perhaps the most inauspicious film streaming on Hulu. Join us as we discuss deez nuts/blue balls, bad addiction metaphors, and Dr. Manhattan. Goodwatches: It Comes At Night Lie to Me

To close out this holiday season we watched A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby. It's a strange film about a strange kingdom. And investigative journalism! Join us as we discuss discount Melissa Joan Hart, Queer Eye for 5 Guys, baby name pillow talk, treaty logistics, and Agatha Christie. Goodwatches: Knives Out The Witcher Support us on Patreon! Review us on iTunes!

Happy holidays, Badwatchers! It’s our favorite time of year, where our gift to you is the annual viewing of holiday dreck. We watched The Knight Before Christmas, a time-travel love story even dumber than it sounds. Join us as we discuss wigs, academic calendars, syphilis, a mathematical formula for holiday movies, Beowulf lingo, a dream sequence (?), “hey, Google,” poverty, Ghost, and Vanessa Hudgens’s career prospects. Support us on Patreon! Goodwatches: Taboo Plus One Please review us on iTunes!

It was bound to happen sometime. We return to a previous badwatch to enjoy (?) season 2, episode 1 of Insatiable, "Pig." Join us as we discuss wet vehicles, First-Degree Burgers, Wiener Tacos, his-and-hers brass knuckles, CACA, and a legit question for rural Americans. Support us on Patreon! Goodwatches: Criminal: UK Happy! Please leave us a review on iTunes!

Rarely are we lucky enough to find a show as bad and silly as Zoo. Based on a novel by James Patterson, we watched season 2 episode 1, "The Name of the Beast." Join us as we discuss Michael Crichton's bowel habits (R.I.P.), bird psychology, Chekhov's baby, pocket pepper, ManBearPig, pirate radio, very dumb bird jokes, and SO MANY SICK REFERENCES. This episode brought to you by esteemed patron Bill Geraci! And Activia. Goodwatches: High Life The Politician (because Andy has no taste) Please leave us a review on iTunes!

Welcome to our spoooooky Halloween episode! To celebrate we watched season 2, episode 1 of The Vampire Diaries, "The Return." It's one of your classic vamp soap opera love triangle thingies. Join us as we discuss of the migraine witch, homoerotic vamp brothers (including a Brokeback Mountain tangent!), proper funeral attire, and Jamba Juice. Click here to become one of our patrons! Goodwatches: Riverdale Cringe El Camino Cabin in the Woods (not a remake!) Please leave us a review on iTunes!

Girlboss tells the story of one scrappy sociopath and her journey to wealth and success. At least we think so. Join us as we discuss indentured theremin servitude, the hotness of Dean Norris, and Ken-doll anatomy. Click here to become one of our patrons! Goodwatches: Minding the Gap Community Please leave us a review on iTunes!

We got into the Halloween spirit watching season 2 episode 1 of Hemlock Grove, "Blood Pressure." You know how vampires and werewolves were big for a while? That's basically the entire premise of the show. Join us as we discuss cousin sex, Eli Roth, finger guns, and a boy inside a werewolf inside a boy--the legendary Peterducken! Click here to become one of our patrons! Goodwatches: Unbelievable - based on "An Unbelievable Story of Rape" Thor: Ragnarok Please leave us a review on iTunes!

If you love Pretty Little Liars but want something more restrained, we have good news! We watched season 3 episode 1 of 13 Reasons Why, "Yeah, I'm the New Girl." We used to think the flashbacks in Quantico were rough, but little did we know things could get so much worse. Join us as we talk about British accents, Batman, teens as terrorists, and bad dudes looming over swimming pools. Also, Katee Sackhoff! And we have a Patreon!! Click here to become one of our patrons! Goodwatches: Sudden Fear Good Time Please leave us a review on iTunes!

Join us as we go into outer space--again! We watched episode 6 of Another Life, "I Think We're Alone Now." Starring Katee Sackhoff, or according to Andy, the female Tom Cruise. We cover contractual tanktop clauses, flashbacks within flashbacks, and match wits with Super Mario trivia. Evan is a crutches truther. Andy provides a thrilling reenactment. Goodwatches: Derry Girls Enemy

Please leave us a review on iTunes! This episode is jam packed! We watched not one, but two episodes of the emmy-nominated Netflix series, It's Bruno! There's dogs! Cookies! Bernie Sanders! a podcast within a podcast! And somehow all of Chekhov's belongings. Evan hates a little harder than necessary and eats cookies on air (like a professional). Andy is perhaps too forgiving, and only musters enough strength for a mediumwatch. Goodwatches: Preacher Lucifer

The Badwatch boys go to Purgatory. Voluntarily! They watched season 2, episode 1 of Wynonna Earp, a SyFy original! Evan has opinions on comics and which one vapes. Andy proposes an Earp-Pokemon crossover event. Goodwatches: The Boys First Reformed

The Badwatch Boys went to Canada, but neither of them got stabbed! Evan throws serious shade at Canada and repeatedly flirts with a lawsuit. Andy is a lawyer for the laws of physics and falls in love with Verna McBride. Goodwatches: The Chef Show Midsommar

The Badwatch boys went to the Rim of the World and remain unimpressed. Evan communicates with the past and dishes some hot goss. Andy is trapped in a video game. Both boys need to learn to drive stick. This episode is sponsored by Adidas! Goodwatches: Fleabag DARK

The Badwatch boys go gaga for Pretty Little Liars after watching season 2 episode 1, "It's Alive." Andy expands the Badwatch cinematic universe. Evan is sponsored by Diet Coke. Goodwatches: The Maltese Falcon Eighth Grade

In their shortest episode to date, the Badwatch boys go to church by watching the third episode of God Friended Me, "Heavenly Taco Truck," which is surprisingly short on tacos! Andy reminds Evan that Catholic priests can't have children, and he discusses HIPAA legislation. Evan goes on a rant about fictional journalists and brainstorms some interesting crossover opportunities. Goodwatches: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Hereditary

The Badwatch Boys went all the way to New York but all they got was this shitty movie. Specifically, Joe's Apartment, MTV's first feature film! Andy is exceptionally prepared, with notes and jokes ready to go. Evan tells the grossest joke ever aired on this podcast (sorry, Mom). Goodwatches: Love, Death & Robots The Wailing

For the latest Badwatch Andy is joined by co-host Will who is CHAMPing at the bit. They watched Season 2, episode 1 of Taken, the now-canceled Netflix show based on a b-movie with a very particular set of skills. Andy complains about TV hackers. Will invents reverse babysitting, and brings the first reality shows to Goodwatch!   Goodwatches: Property Brothers Bosch Jersey Shore Family Vacation   Badwatch 2: If you think Taken sounds good, you’ll love Max (2015)

For lucky #13 Andy and Evan watch Dune, a novel they both love that in 1984 was adapted into a movie no one liked. There's lots of voice over, giant talking testicles, and all of the sand. Plus David Lynch hates redheads? Goodwatches: Annihilation Arrival The Tick Psst... please rate us on iTunes!

Our very first guest host! Evan’s sister/Andy’s wife Allison joins us to discuss The Gilmore Girls revival episode “Fall.” Evan explains the Star Wars-Gilmore Girls expanded universe. Andy brings up bear penises. And then cat penises. Allison discusses Kirk's probable autism and points out that Rory was missing her underwear FOR A YEAR. Goodwatches: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Gattaca Edge of Seventeen

Y'all, we've watched some weird shit for this podcast, but Netflix's Insatiable is by far the most bonkers. And we started with the first episode! Andy briefly forgets this is a comedy podcast. Evan narcs on underage drinking. Southern accents galore! Goodwatches: Dune (2020) Russian Doll

Andy and Evan celebrate Mads Mikklesen (and his tight ass) by watching Polar--a film that so badly wants to be John Wick, but is cursed by the presence of Vanessa Hudgens. Andy spreads the gospel of Mads' butt. Evan shows off his sehr gut German.   Goodwatches: Smokin' Aces You Were Never Really Here

The Badwatch Boys attended B-Fest 2019 and a splendid time was had by all! Andy goes deep on Plan 9 from Outer Space. Evan worries about the rats in Food of the Gods. They both survived Howard the Duck.   Goodwatches: Fyre Fraud The Americans (redux) Breach

The Badwatch Boys test their knowledge of the Disney universe by watching “Broken,” season 2 episode 1 of Once Upon a Time. Evan speculates on Rumplestiltskin’s sex life, and Andy relates everything to Dungeons & Dragons. There is much discussion of hair extensions.   We have shirts for sale! Find us online at badwatchpod.com.   Goodwatches: B-Fest Adam Ruins Everything

Andy and Evan travel back to high school (and in time?) to watch Riverdale: the gritty reboot of the Archie comics. Andy is a beanie-wearing cad! Evan offends burgersexuals everywhere. Goodwatches: The Good Wife Brick

Andy and Evan go back to school to discuss the Priyanka Chopra star vehicle Quantico. The boys watch season 2 episode 1, “KUDOVE,” which might be a candy bar? Andy is unstuck in time. Evan tries to finagle an invite to Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ wedding. Goodwatches: Clip from Daredevil season 3 Letterkenny

In their first episode of the new year, Andy and Evan return to outer space only to crash back to Earth watching Heroes Reborn: Dark Matters: a web series prequel to the Heroes reboot nobody wanted. Andy becomes the shadowmancer of puns. Evan tries to remember all of the single-name celebrities. Goodwatches: Casablanca Logan

Andy and Evan round out this year’s Holiday Craptacular with the Hallmark’s 2013 original film, Christmas Grace. Both boys thought it was a gay love story and were sadly disappointed. Andy is confused about the length of Boyhood. Evan has to deal with his cat’s smelly poop. Goodwatches: Inside Out Widows

In their first Holiday Craptacular, Andy and Evan watch the Netflix original The Princess Switch: a strange mashup of The Parent Trap, The Princess Diaries, and Christmas schmaltz. Andy has a cold (and feels dead inside). Evan’s gonna cut a bitch. Goodwatches: Ajin: Demi-Human The Great British Baking Show Nailed It

Andy and Evan travel into space only to die of boredom watching Dark Matter, a show so bad even SyFy canceled it. They watch season 2 episode 1, “Welcome to Your New Home,” which is set in a surprisingly chill prison. Andy discusses the finer points of the matrix. Evan reveals who actually wrote, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Goodwatches: The Americans The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen)

Andy and Evan get their feet wet in the podcasting game and start their Badwatch journey with Hawaii 5-0. The boys watch “Haʻiʻole/Unbreakable,” the first episode of season 2, to make sure they have no idea what’s going on. Andy reveals he never watched The Secret World of Alex Mack. Evan gets distracted thinking about Cylon sex. Goodwatches: Castle Rock American Vandal

Greetings, fellow podtravelers! This is Badwatch, a show where co-hosts Andy and Evan watch a bad TV and make fun of it. Available every other Wednesday, wherever you download podcasts.