Blitzed Football

The guys unearth an NFL Conspiracy about the Dallas Cowboys that will blow your mind. Plus, how do you think Aaron Rodgers feels about Tom Brady getting new weapons every week? And Coach answers some real doozies this week in Coach Questions.

Coach and Stats debate the merits of overtime in the NFL. Plus who had the worst day and best day in Week 6? Finally, we tell you what the biggest surprise is in the NFL this year. 

The guys talk about what's next for Texans fans now that Coach and GM Bill O'Brien has been let go. Plus, Lions Coach Matt Patricia set an NFL record on Sunday! And teams are finding value with low cost running backs. What other positions could NFL teams save money? And finally, Coach fields your questions in our popular, highly dubious new segment Coach Questions. 

In this episode the guys speculate why so many big stars are going down this NFL season. Plus we debut a new segment called Coach Questions where a real football coach answers listeners questions. All that, plus two new NFL Conspiracies have been revealed. Are they true? Only the Blitzed crew knows for sure. 

After a six month hiatus, the Blitzed crew is back in the studio to give you their predictions for the 2020 NFL Season. Plus, what does Tom Brady think of Bill Belichick being so nice to Cam Newton? And we take confession on behalf of NFL players, coaches and fans. 

In our fourth season kickoff episode we debate which fanbase will turn on their prized free agent signing first? Plus we dig into the madness of the DeAndre Hopkins trade to the Arizona Cardinals. And how far do you think Tom Brady would go to ensure he got Chris Godwin's #12 Jersey number in Tampa? 

Shirking medical advice, the guys drink Corona beer and talk about how useful the NFL Combine really is. Plus now that CBS has wrapped up Tony Romo, which current or former player would you tune in to see do color on Monday Night Football on ESPN? The guys also share their thoughts about why the new CBA will get ratified by players and why only the dumbest GMs in the NFL would offer Tom Brady a deal.  

Want to know if your NFL team is any good? We reveal the only statistic that matters. Plus, are you pissed about the amount of penalties being called this season? Get used to it, as we uncover the biggest NFL conspiracy yet. And what do you think goes through Mike McCarthy's head when watching the new look Packers tear up the NFC North? Plus we review the Midnight Cowboy Cocktail.

Bills QB Josh Allen held the ball for 6.5 seconds in the pocket on Sunday, then promptly got sacked. Don't think 6.5 seconds is a lot of time? Sure it is, and we prove it by chugging 4 beers in 26 seconds (6.5 seconds each). We also review Who Wore it Better, Rex Ryan in his hissy fight with Browns QB Baker Mayfield, or Panthers QB Kyle Allen and his shade thrown at Cam Newton. Plus we debate why the referees suck so much when trying to protect players from egregious hits to the head.  And we debut arguably the greatest segment in podcast history, NFL Confessions.

The NFL has a great crop of young quarterbacks, like Daniel Jones, Josh Allen, Gardner Minshew and Kyle Allen. But which one has the most substance and would also look the best in a porn moustache? Plus Tom Brady has been exerting his influence over NFL referees since 2001. We investigate in NFL Conspiracies. And we introduce a new segment called WTF where we try to understand how Matt Ryan and the Falcons lost to the Colts despite Ryan's 29-34 305 yard 3 TD performance. 

We drink the Colts Stampede Cocktail and discuss what was a bigger retirement shock to the NFL, Andrew Luck or Barry Sanders? Plus we have some suggestion how the NFL can radically improve preseason football. We comment on Tom Brady's latest fashion choice (i.e. big dumb hat) and Christian McCaffrey discovers he's black while playing Madden football. 

Our last episode before we start doing LIVE VIDEO shows on August 12. Training Camp has begun and Antonio Brown and Jalen Ramsey found a way to make it all about themselves. Plus lots of big names on different teams this year. What's the hardest one to wrap your head around? The Patriots held a press conference to say nothing at all, we tell you which NFL player we'd like to spend a year with on a deserted island and we give you our biggest no brainers that will happen in the NFL this upcoming season. Plus, Stats Guy really comes into his own with some unique stats. 

If the Chargers win a Super Bowl like USA Today predicts, will anyone in LA actually know? Plus Brett Favre says he sees himself in Baker Mayfield and Patrick Mahomes, but what exactly is he seeing? We have some theories. Le'Veon Bell goes on social media to rip social media, and did Golden Tate find a backhanded way to motivate Nick Foles?  Plus we announce our world premiere of our LIVE Blitzed Football show. August 12, 2019.

We're just three weeks away from our first ever LIVE video episode of Blitzed. This week we debate which NFL player we'd like to golf with (spoiler alert: it ain't Tony Romo). Plus, what changes would you like to see in the NFL before the season starts? We have some great suggestions. We also talk about a new wrinkle in the proposed 18 game schedule and we discuss divisional realignment with one of our Blitzed Insiders, Sonja Greenfield. 

Mark Wahlberg recently told TMZ that he believes Baker Mayfield will wind up on the Patriots. He also thought Transformers would win the Oscar. Plus we name a craft beer for the story of the 2019 NFL season. Tom Brady just posted a faster 40 yard dash than when he was in his 20s. Should we respect him now. And ESPN claims five NFL teams are stuck in neutral, the Broncos, Lions, Titans, Buccaneers and Raiders. We tell you which ones are in Drive and which ones are in Reverse.

If Cam Newton offered you $1,500 for your airline seat in Coach, would you take it? Plus, during your last three way, did you leave out a $1 Million for someone to steal like Le'Veon Bell? Tom Brady's looking for a nickname to trademark. We have some suggestions. Gerald McCoy is pissed at the Bucs for giving away his number. Does anyone care? We also comment on the new Pass Interference replay challenge and we welcome our new on-air producer, Clippy to the team.

Is Aaron Rodgers the worst beer drinker of all time? Plus would you be worried if one of your teammates chose OJ Simpson's number 32? Chris Long and Adam 'Pacman' Jones just retired from the NFL. One of them built wells in Africa and the other one once spent $1 Million in a single weekend in Vegas. Which feat is more impressive?

We kick off our third season with a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT. Plus we'll tell you who we really want to see on Hard Knocks this year. And is Tim Tebow going to play in the XFL? He'd be crazy not to, right? All that, plus what does it take to get your number retired in Washington?

The NFL Draft is over and we have great ideas how to improve it. Plus LeSean McCoy just ruined Avengers End Game for everyone. What would you do with him if you ran the Bills? We pay tribute to recently retired RB Marshawn Lynch by comparing his most memorable run to a movie. And has anyone seen Le'Veon Bell or Odell Beckham Junior? Asking for two friends. 

We talk about the upcoming NFL Draft. And with Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell finally gone, has the drama finally left Pittsburgh? Plus why does Tom Brady have to ruin Twitter? We also talk with Blitzed Insider, Cleveland Kate about which first year head coach will have the best and roughest road next season. 

Cam Newton is on a sex strike for a month to make his mind stronger. Take it from us Cam, it doesn't work. Plus we talk free agency and compare Gronk's legacy in the NFL to a movie. We drink the Oakland Black Magic Cocktail prepared by our Blitzed Barkeep and we announce an exciting new partnership.

It's the NFL offseason, so naturally it's the season of wild speculation and we have some ideas the NFL should really listen to. Plus if you're looking for us to make fun of the Robert Kraft thing, you've come to the wrong show. There's NO WAY we'd make fun of the Patriots, right? 

After an awful Super Bowl the guys come to a stunning realization. 

In the stunning conclusion to our newest game show, Who Wants to Get Blitzed, the Coach and the Rookie go after 50 points by answering skill testing questions about the NFL. Featuring sports experts John Buffone of Buffone 55, Sam Maddy from Big Play Sports and Mike Zimmer's Ears from Sound the Gjallarhorn. 

The celebrate our 50th Episode the guys take part in a game show called Who Wants to Get Blitzed where they work together to answer skill testing NFL questions. Every time they get an answer right they get to drink a 4 oz glass of their favorite beer. And every time they get an answer wrong they have to do a shot of Bulleit bourbon.   Starring Brandon Perna (That's Good Sports), Cleveland Kate (Our Turf Football), Chris Kristofco (Titletown Soundoff), the Blitzed Barkeep (716 Mafia Unplugged) and Derek Ciapala (Rams Talk). 

The Patriots are off to Super Bowl LIII and our host, Stats Guy, loses his mind. We compare Tom Brady's special treatment by the refs to a movie. We also speak with Skyler Burkhardt, host of the Pylon to Pylon podcast and Editor of Downtown Rams about the Rams big win in New Orleans and what they can do to stop the Patriots. Plus, is the NFL fixed? 

We blast the Chargers for getting pounded by the Evil Empire (ahem, New England) in the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs. Plus we reveal the real reason why the Patriots have been so successful over the last 18 years that has nothing to do with Tom Brady, Bill Belichick or promises made to the devil. We also review the Philly Special Cocktail.

We shred Coach's Seahawks for losing to the Cowboys and we compare their bizarre performance to a movie. Plus, plenty of NFL teams are interested in Nick Foles, so we speculate on his future. And is this the year the Patriots finally lose at home in the playoffs? We also drink shots of Bulleit Bourbon and chase them with Coors. 

We're talking NFL playoffs as well as the incomprehensible season-long meltdown in Pittsburgh. Plus we chat with Sam Maddy from Big Play Sports about the rise of the Cleveland Browns. We also drink the Colts Stampede Cocktail prepared by our Blitzed Barkeep. 

The Chicago Bears go from worst to first in their division, so we compare their journey to a movie. Plus, with the NFL regular season almost over, looking back, what front office move ranks as the worst? And if you were Mark Davis what would you do for Raiders fans at your last game ever in Oakland? We also talk with Ashley McBride about how she became a Packers fan and we drink Miami Miracle Margaritas made by our Blitzed Barkeep.

After the upset of Rams, are the Bears Super Bowl bound, or will it be another top team in the NFC? Plus the guys compare Stats Guy to Simple Jack in the movie Tropic Thunder and Michael Bolton in Office Space. And you won't believe their latest solution to getting refs to throw fewer penalty flags. 

It’s our Best of Blitzed Special, where we’re bringing you some of our best moments from the NFL Season, like our definition of the NFL's New Catch Rule, how the rise of the Chicago Bears is like the movie Rocky, Rich, the Field Goal Net Guy, an interview with Buffalo Bills Superfan Pancho Billa, and a great reason to hate Tom Brady.

The NFL playoff picture is getting murkier. So who's got the best shot of making it in, the Browns, Bills or Broncos? Plus we compare the Jacksonville Jaguars nightmare season to a movie. We also debate who has the best uniforms in the NFL. One thing's for sure, it ain't the Chargers 'Powder Blues'. And finally, we revisit the Raiders trade of Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper, which would get them the 25th and 21st pick in next year's draft. Was it worth it?

It's our Thanksgiving Special, where we give thanks to some of the things we love about the NFL, like the New Orleans Saints, who have been 'Pitch Perfect' this year. We also give thanks for fun NFL celebrations, the new crop of young stars and, of course, Internet drama queens who think the sky is falling every time their QB throws an incomplete pass. Plus we recognize some of the unsung heroes of the NFL who have jobs you don't even know about. Orange Mitt Guy, anyone?

We celebrate the five NFL underdogs (Titans, Browns, Cowboys, Redskins and Bills) who all posted big wins on Sunday. We compare the Bills Jets game in New York to the movies Anchorman, The Replacements and Cloverfield. Plus, are TD celebrations going too far, or not far enough, and should the Canadian Football League allow player drinking after every touchdown? And finally, has coach become a Patriots fan? And we review the Roaming Buffalo from our bartender, the Blitzed Barkeep.

NFL teams are tanking. We know you're tanking. So why aren't you just honest with us about it? Looking at you, Raiders. After the Raiders humiliation in San Francisco to the 49ers, we compare the Mark Davis' state of mind to a movie. Plus, is Vance Joseph done in Denver? We discuss which coaches now have the hottest seat - Vance Joseph, Todd Bowles, Marvin Lewis, John Harbaugh, or Sean McDermott. And we review the Vieux Caree, a popular New Orleans drink. 

It's our Halloween Special, where we talk about the scariest things in the NFL, including refereeing, injuries and whether or not NFL players actually know the rules. We also chat with longtime Browns fan and internet video sensation Sir Yacht about what's in store for the Browns after Hue Jackson and Todd Haley were fired. We compare what it's like to be a Browns fan to a horror movie and we review Blitzed Barkeep's latest drink, the Purple Viking.  

We’re talking possible NFL trade deadline deals, stadium food in London and we compare Belichick and Brady’s weird relationship to a movie. Plus we talk with John Buffone from the Bears Bar Room Network about how the Bears bounce back in the NFC North. 

We’re talking about the Gruden 2.0 experiment in Oakland, how the Rams can stay perfect and why Quarterbacks need a Cy Young award of their own. Plus we give you another great reason to hate Tom Brady this week and we review the Black and Tan beer cocktail.

Now that a quarter of the NFL season is already over, we reveal our Quarterly Report, where we'll tell you which two teams are going to make the playoffs as well as another team you won't believe. Plus we discuss what movie is most like Cardinals QB Sam Bradford's career and which NFL player we'd like to have a beer with.

This week the NFL was so unpredictable, we talk to Fat Jack, a professional handicapper about the predictability of unpredictable NFL results. Plus we discuss the Bills improbable victory in Minnesota with Danyel Renee from Buffalo Rumblings. Oh, and we drink some beer, too.

We talk wild finishes in the NFL, the table smashing ban in Buffalo and the NFL's new QB phenom, Patrick "Showtime" Mahomes. Plus, are the Chiefs stuck in the Matrix?

It's Overreaction Monday! So we give our craziest opinions after watching the first NFL regular season games. Plus we're joined by Chris Kristofco host of Title Town Soundoff, the Green Bay packers podcast. And we compare a certain NFL team to a legendary boxer. 

Part two of our two part NFL Regular Season Preview. We talk with 6 brilliant women NFL experts from Pittsburgh, Oakland, Cincinnati, Seattle, Chicago and Miami about the upcoming season. We also decide how to punish Coach for drafting Tom Brady in our fantasy draft, we choose a favorite beer to shotgun and we talk 80s movies.

Part one of our two part NFL Regular Season Preview. We talk with 6 brilliant women NFL experts from Pittsburgh, Oakland, Cincinnati, Seattle, Chicago and Miami about the upcoming season. We also decide how to punish Coach for drafting Tom Brady in our fantasy draft, we choose a favorite beer to shotgun and we talk 80s movies.

It's Training Camp for Team Blitzed. We do a shot of bourbon every three minutes in order to prep for NFL regular season drinking. Plus we talk with YouTube NFL Host Brandon Perna about training camp expectations and what fans can take stock in. 

We talk with NFL SuperFans Pancho Billa and Pumpkinhead. Plus we talk Le'Veon Bell trades and share our true feelings about the upcoming preseason. Plus we clarify the new catch rule. Or do we?

Women NFL Experts from across America school the guys with their football knowledge. Plus we discuss QB mentorship in Baltimore, our favorite romantic comedies and who's a bigger d*ck, Tom Brady or Bill Belichick.

We discuss worst to first finishes in the NFL, plus the effect of legalized gambling, the fall of the Legion of Boom and why more players than ever hate the Patriots. Our guest is Joey Bag of Donuts, columnist from Pittsburgh-based 24-7 SportsTalk.

We kick off Season 2 by drafting our favorite drinks. Plus we talk NFL cheerleaders, overpriced wide receivers, a new Thursday Night Football format and why we hate Tom Brady this week.

We celebrate the Eagles Super Bowl win with Elijah Craig bourbon. Plus, is Nick Foles done in Philly? What action movie role is Gronk best suited for? And how long has Tom Brady been dying his hair?